Hey people this is my first fic so don't Hurt me.
Disclaimer: I don't Own Yu Gi Oh i only own myself and a couple Shonen Jump magazines
Feeling Stalked
Malik was walking down the street when he began to feel stalked. "HK stop following me!" A pouting girl came up in front of him.
"How did you know?" HK said while pouting.
"You and Kristina are the only people who have the nerve or the stupidity to stalk me. I am still trying to figure out which though personally, I think it is the second one." Malik replied. HK stuck her tongue out.
"The Only reason I stalked you was..."
"Oh now you have a reason?! What about before?"
"Oh that was because I felt like it." HK replied. Malik Sweatdropped. " Anyway I wanted to use my free Glomp ticket." [AN: This is an inside joke, My Friend DG wrote in one of my notebooks a note and claimed it was Malik and it said that i could use a free glomp ticket if i give him back the Millennium Rod from DG... You should read DG's Story]
"Where's my Rod" Malik inquired [AN: that is such a cool word]
"Hold on" HK replied while twiddling with her authoress powers.
Poof DG came out of thin air.
"Whoa, one minute i am in my realm and the next I'm here" DG said.
"Hi DG!!!!!!!!! I was wondering if you could give Malik back his Millennium Rod back" HK asked winkwinknudgenudge
"N............" then grasping what HK was said, Kristina changed her mind. "Oh.... Okay" DG said in a depressed voice. "Fine... Here" as she handed him the item in question.
" Thanks!" All of a sudden a white light flashed from Malik and another from HK.
"I can't believe you are so gullible Malik! OOFF" Merik said OOFF because he was suddenly Glomped by an unknown fangirl.
"Oh my Ra!! It's Merik!!!!!!! I am so close I could smell you!!!!" with that Yami HK pulled away fast. " You smell!! When was the last time you took a shower?!?!?!"
"Not in two months" he claimed proudly.
In a corner
"How do you stand him???" HK asked Malik
" Eh you get used to it. I have to live with it. I try to make him take a shower, but he won't, he just washes his hair in the sink. You take away his herbal essence and you could say good bye to your life because he is going to come after you."
"Harsh." HK replied.
" I stole it once" He said with his eyes lighting up, "It was hilarious, then he almost killed me, then remembering that he needed me to live himself"
"Heehee You got real lucky"
"I guess you could call me lucky, but I have to live with him in the first place."
"True" HK replied while fiddling with her authoress powers. All of a sudden Malik noticed that he wasn't where he was before.
"Where am I?!?!?" he asked
" Oh ya you are in my authoress realm. It's similar to DG's where you were in before, but I don't have falling coconuts," Malik sighed at this, but hen immediately took it back when she said…"I have falling pineapples" Malik Involuntarily shuddered.
"Don't remind me." After saying that, Malik finally noticed Ryou sitting in a corner looking for a way out.
"You aren't going to find an exit unless I want you to find it" HK said with a hint of chagrin.
POOF "I'm back!!!"
"Ra help me DG you make it sound like that one scary guy is coming to town. Anyway, here's Ryou."
"HEWOW RYOU" and with that Kristina went poof with Ryou and left the building.
"Watch any shows?"
"None on right know
"Oh well I'm going on the internet. So, don't try to get out cause you can't." and with that she tied him up to a chair. "See ya."
Anyway how did you like it. it gets better latter on anyway please review and no flames cause I am new and all.