IN A LOCAL SUPER MARKET
Homer Simpson was in the butcher section trying to buy a months supply of pork chops. Homer nearly drooled on himself when he saw all the pork chops lying there on the rack.
"Mmmmmm........ Pork chops. *drools*" As Homer was drooling over the pork chops, a dark figure came up behind him, and began to take Homer's cart of pork chops, as well as all the other pork chops in the rack!
"Hey what's your deal?" said Homer. Only then did he realize who the dark figure was. It was Ass Particle, the evil pork chop, and spinach stealing evil dude. He soon left the store with spinach, pork chops, and Homer Simpson!
AT JOE'S HOUSE
The Power Planet Captain Lord Rangers were watching Dr. Phil at Joe's house. Mandee was more into it than anyone else. Actually, she was the only one into it. Well, the show started to get good, when all of a sudden a "New Flash" came on TV.
"What the hell is this shit? I wasn't digging that Dr. Phil crap. But that was better than this!" Bailey bitched. The news reported looked at the camera and began to give her report.
"Good afternoon. We apologize for the interruption...."
"You better be sorry!" yelled Mandee. "What? I was digging it!"
"We have just been informed that a robbery and a kidnapping has just occurred at a local super market. The person robbed the entire stock that the store has of pork chops, and spinach. And the greatest person ever Homer Simpson was taken captive. Locals identified the kidnapper as Ass Particle."
*gasps* "Ass Particle! Isn't he that evil pork chop, and spinach stealing evil dude?" asked Charlie.
"I guess the cops are on it then." said Joe. The reporter continued.
"Local police tried to fight off Ass Particle, but they to were taken captive. That is all for this report, we now return you to your program." Dr. Phil then came back on.
"You guys know what we have to do right?" said Kelsey.
"Watch the end of Dr. Phil" cheered Mandee.
"No, we have to tape Dr. Phil, and go fight Ass Particle!" said Joe.
"Yeah, Joe it right. Someone get a god damn tape, and let's go beat this mother fucker!" exclaimed Bailey.
"Yeah! I have a tape! Put it in the VCR and let's go!"
IN A REMOTE LOCATION
"Hahaha! You'll all never see your spinach, pork chops, local police, and Homer Simpson again!" laughed Ass Particle. As he was saying it the Power Planet Captain Lord Rangers came upon his lair!
"Yay! We found him! Now let's kick his ass! You all remember the plan.... Right?"
"Yes, Jimmy" everyone groaned at once.
"Ok, Bailey, you know what to do."
"Right" Bailey walked into the lair, and was within about 10 feet of the Ass Particle.
"Hey Ass Particle!" Ass Particle turned around.
"Yeah, I'm talking to you. You big ass piece of monkey shit! Who the hell do you think you are? Do you think you're the fricken ruler of the world or something? You big ass!" Ass Particle was very pissed off, and was about to stomp on Bailey.
At that moment Charlie came in driving a huge race car. Mandee was on top of the race car playing her magical electric guitar. Both using the powers from their rings. As she was playing it Ass Particle was blinded by the awesome sound. Then Kelsey summand her animal friends, using the animal power from her ring. All of a sudden there were vultures and pigs flying around, and attacking Ass Particle. Just when things couldn't get worse for Ass Particle, Jimmy used his wave power. Hitting Ass Particle with a massive wave.
"Ready guys?" Joe asked. Everyone nodded, put their rings together, and raised them to the sky. Activating their full power. The Power Planet Captain Lord Rangers his Ass Particle with their power, making him explode. They then freed Homer Simpson, and the local police. They gave Homer all the pork chops that Ass Particle had stolen. And the pigs ate the spinach. And the vultures ate the remains of Ass Particle.
"Well guys, we did good. What should we do to celebrate?" asked Kelsey.
"Ice cream and Dr.Phil?" Mandee suggested.
"Yeah!" agreed everyone, and they all went back to Joe's for ice cream, and Dr. Phil. Until next time........
POWER PLANET CAPTIAN LORD RANGERS FOREVER!
Homer Simpson was in the butcher section trying to buy a months supply of pork chops. Homer nearly drooled on himself when he saw all the pork chops lying there on the rack.
"Mmmmmm........ Pork chops. *drools*" As Homer was drooling over the pork chops, a dark figure came up behind him, and began to take Homer's cart of pork chops, as well as all the other pork chops in the rack!
"Hey what's your deal?" said Homer. Only then did he realize who the dark figure was. It was Ass Particle, the evil pork chop, and spinach stealing evil dude. He soon left the store with spinach, pork chops, and Homer Simpson!
AT JOE'S HOUSE
The Power Planet Captain Lord Rangers were watching Dr. Phil at Joe's house. Mandee was more into it than anyone else. Actually, she was the only one into it. Well, the show started to get good, when all of a sudden a "New Flash" came on TV.
"What the hell is this shit? I wasn't digging that Dr. Phil crap. But that was better than this!" Bailey bitched. The news reported looked at the camera and began to give her report.
"Good afternoon. We apologize for the interruption...."
"You better be sorry!" yelled Mandee. "What? I was digging it!"
"We have just been informed that a robbery and a kidnapping has just occurred at a local super market. The person robbed the entire stock that the store has of pork chops, and spinach. And the greatest person ever Homer Simpson was taken captive. Locals identified the kidnapper as Ass Particle."
*gasps* "Ass Particle! Isn't he that evil pork chop, and spinach stealing evil dude?" asked Charlie.
"I guess the cops are on it then." said Joe. The reporter continued.
"Local police tried to fight off Ass Particle, but they to were taken captive. That is all for this report, we now return you to your program." Dr. Phil then came back on.
"You guys know what we have to do right?" said Kelsey.
"Watch the end of Dr. Phil" cheered Mandee.
"No, we have to tape Dr. Phil, and go fight Ass Particle!" said Joe.
"Yeah, Joe it right. Someone get a god damn tape, and let's go beat this mother fucker!" exclaimed Bailey.
"Yeah! I have a tape! Put it in the VCR and let's go!"
IN A REMOTE LOCATION
"Hahaha! You'll all never see your spinach, pork chops, local police, and Homer Simpson again!" laughed Ass Particle. As he was saying it the Power Planet Captain Lord Rangers came upon his lair!
"Yay! We found him! Now let's kick his ass! You all remember the plan.... Right?"
"Yes, Jimmy" everyone groaned at once.
"Ok, Bailey, you know what to do."
"Right" Bailey walked into the lair, and was within about 10 feet of the Ass Particle.
"Hey Ass Particle!" Ass Particle turned around.
"Yeah, I'm talking to you. You big ass piece of monkey shit! Who the hell do you think you are? Do you think you're the fricken ruler of the world or something? You big ass!" Ass Particle was very pissed off, and was about to stomp on Bailey.
At that moment Charlie came in driving a huge race car. Mandee was on top of the race car playing her magical electric guitar. Both using the powers from their rings. As she was playing it Ass Particle was blinded by the awesome sound. Then Kelsey summand her animal friends, using the animal power from her ring. All of a sudden there were vultures and pigs flying around, and attacking Ass Particle. Just when things couldn't get worse for Ass Particle, Jimmy used his wave power. Hitting Ass Particle with a massive wave.
"Ready guys?" Joe asked. Everyone nodded, put their rings together, and raised them to the sky. Activating their full power. The Power Planet Captain Lord Rangers his Ass Particle with their power, making him explode. They then freed Homer Simpson, and the local police. They gave Homer all the pork chops that Ass Particle had stolen. And the pigs ate the spinach. And the vultures ate the remains of Ass Particle.
"Well guys, we did good. What should we do to celebrate?" asked Kelsey.
"Ice cream and Dr.Phil?" Mandee suggested.
"Yeah!" agreed everyone, and they all went back to Joe's for ice cream, and Dr. Phil. Until next time........
POWER PLANET CAPTIAN LORD RANGERS FOREVER!