Stuck on You

by ilukaiba, a.k.a. Shiz

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Formatting Notes:

"text" = speaking aloud

'text' = thinking

text = a dream / flashback (depending on how it is used)

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Chapter Five # Goodbye Sanity

Chapter rating: PG for minimal language

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Kagome Higurashi...

She stared at the simple slip of paper for what seemed like an hour. It couldn't be. It just couldn't be. Kagome was ready to burst into tears of frustration.

Inuyasha observed Kagome with amusement. "Damn, should've brought my camera," he grinned obnoxiously.

Many girls pointed at Kagome muttering and giving her dirty looks. After all, they had just missed out on the chance of a lifetime. Two whole weeks with Inuyasha! It was enough to make a girl faint from excitement.

Or in Kagome's case, from disgust. She felt feverish and sick. Her worst enemy. The one person she swore she never would have to see ever again. Her head spun.

As she slumped to the ground, Inuyasha caught her involuntarily.

She looked up at him with confusion. Her eyes were pools of darkness, and for one small moment Inuyasha felt as if he could get lost in them.

That was, at least, until he realized what he was doing and dropped her to the ground completely.

Kagome groaned on the floor. "Why me?" she muttered, "why me?..."

She was not the only girl repeating this phrase over and over again. Sango was curled up in the corner of the patio mumbling while an ecstatic Miroku decided he would take the time to figure out which angle would be best to grope her ass from when she was seated in this position.

This lasted for about thirty seconds, until he had found the right angle, and Sango had introduced him to the bush below the patio.

"TAKE THAT YOU BASTARD!" She ran inside, leaving Miroku tangled in this large bush.

Miroku sighed. "Some girls just don't see it."

"All girls, don't you mean?"

Miroku looked up from the bush and saw Sesshoumaru, looking rather annoyed and exceptionally bored.

"Sessho! So who's your girl?"

"I don't have one," replied the other man simply.

Miroku gasped. "You don't have one?!"

He nodded. "I actually don't quite understand it myself. I was explaining to her that I would need some assistance in order to type my thirty-seven page report on the effect pesticides have on Malaysian cherry tomatoes in these next two weeks. And she just ran away rapidly."

Miroku sweatdropped. "You know... I... gotta run too. Later Sess!"

He dived out of his bush and ran back inside, leaving Sesshoumaru alone on the porch.

The corners of the youkai's mouth turned upward slightly. With a satisfied "heh" he said one small sentence.

"I'm good."

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Miroku, upon walking inside, was immediately greeted by an interesting situation.

Kagome and Sango were sobbing in each other's arms. Inuyasha was a few feet away having a spirited "I love you SO!" lecture from Kikyou. Hojou looked rather lost and confused as he waited politely for her to stop talking with the hanyou.

Kouga had disappeared, and it didn't take a genius to figure out where he had gone with the attractive girl he had picked as his date.

Or perhaps it did, for Miroku was definitely not a genius, and he stared around with confusion. Taking the opportunity to ask Sango about it, he approached her.

"Sango?" he asked politely.

The female looked up from her best friends shoulder and grimaced. "You."

"Indeed," replied the man. "Anyhow, I was wondering if you'd seen Kouga?"

Sango stared at him for a moment and replied.

"Why the hell would I watch out for him?"

"Oh I don't know." He looked at her.

She looked back at him.

Kagome watched the two with confusion.

Sango was looking at Miroku's eyes, as was Kagome.

Miroku's eyes were staring back at Sango's face. However, his hand had a different target.

Kagome sighed and left her friend, who seemed to use ten times more strength then usual. The result was a very dazed and confused Miroku who stumbled into the open arms of a very distressed Kikyou, who had been walking away from Inuyasha after a long and tearful confrontation.

Kikyou, who had been waving her hands around dramatically and complaining to Hojou, looked at the lech with surprise and disgust.

Miroku gave a smile. "Hello there Kiksy! Hey I was wonderi-"

Before Kikyou could even begin to tell him off, he felt a tug on his ear. The next thing he knew, he was being dragged across the floor by a very ticked off Sango.

"S-Sango? Why?!" He rubbed his throbbing ear.

Sango reddened and turned away. "I don't know, you seemed to be causing trouble." With that she walked off to speak with Kagome, leaving Miroku to stare after her departing figure.

Miroku, having dealt with many women in his past, knew exactly what had been going on in Sango's mind. She had been jealous. There was something about seeing him with Kikyou that had angered her, and frankly he was glad. Of course, Miroku's ego could bloat quite easily and once this happened, his thoughts were exaggerated.

'She's got it bad', he thought happily.

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And so the night ended, and many disappointed and angered individuals left their highschool reunion filled with complete dread.

Kagome especially was loathing the following two weeks before they had even started. Or had they? As she made her way to her car with Sango, someone pulled her arm. She turned around and was faced with a smirking hanyou.

"Inuyasha," she muttered with annoyance.

"Wench."

She stuck up her fist at him. "You stop that already! If we must spend the next two weeks together, you could at least have the decency to call me by my name!"

"Wrong, Kaggie-babe. No where in the rules did it say I had to respect you." He grinned, and Kagome wished nothing more than to punch every one of his sparkling white teeth out of his mouth.

"And in any case," she added, "why are you following me?! I'm spending the night with Sango and we'll meet up in the morning."

"Wrong again wench! You're spending the night with me!"

Kagome exclaimed angrily. "WHAT?! I don't need to spend the night with you! What the hell are you talking about?!"

Inuyasha seemed to be enjoying this a lot. "Oh yes you do sweetie. Our lovely ex-class president told us while we were picking out your names. During these next two weeks, you have to live with me."

Kagome gasped, as did Sango.

"By the way Sango, Miroku's coming." He pointed to a blue sports car, which drove closer to where the three of them were standing. The driver's door opened and Miroku stepped out.

"Hey Sango..." he winked at her.

Sango grimaced. She simply nodded back at him, not making eye contact.

Miroku looked lovestruck. "See that Inu, she loves me already!"

Inuyasha laughed. "I can tell. Hey Miroku, we're gonna let them both drive to their apartment in the wench's car. We'll follow them there. They can pick up their things and we'll take them to our houses."

Miroku looked gleeful. "But of course."

Inuyasha looked at the two displeased young women. "You hear that ladies? Lead the way." He stepped into the red convertible two cars away from Kagome's and started the engine.

Kagome and Sango looked at each other.

"Well I guess we'll have to do what they say," said Sango miserably.

Kagome nodded. The two of them stepped in the car and pulled out of their parking space. They drove off, closely followed by an ecstatic Miroku and a scheming Inuyasha.

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Author's Note:

I apologize in advance before you all attack me with "where were you?!?!"s. But I had perfectly good reasons to not be updating.

- I was flooded with essays, projects, and term papers. And I still am. The only reason I'm updating is that I feel bad after all those angry messages I received.

- I am doing horribly academically [as far as my standards go]. Lately my averages have been dropping lower and lower, and I've gone from straight A's to A's, B's, and C's.

- I know that if I actually work on my fanfics like I want to, I'll screw up my grades a lot.

- I had a change of computers and lost almost everything on my old computer. Including two chapters; one of this story and one of my other Inukag fic.

Therefore I was highly disappointed and even hurt by some of the messages I received. I do have a life outside of writing fanfiction you know. So please don't yell at me if I don't update as soon as you want me to. One person even had the audacity to tell me that I had written the whole fic and was probably a "review whore" that was waiting to get reviews. Why the hell would that be the case when I got more reviews than I had ever dreamed of?

That's true you know. 107 reviews for just 4 chapters is amazing to me. I am so happy that you all like my work.

Anyhow, this next month is going to be really hard for me so I might not update again for a while. Not like I update frequently to begin with ; But anyhow, once the summer comes I'll try to update whenever possible! oo;

I request that you all check my user profile every now and then because if anything hectic comes up I will post it there Xx;

Finally, let's talk about the fic itself. This chapter was a bitch to write ; My creativity must have died between this chapter and the last one Xx; I don't like this chapter at all, but it had to be written in order to connect the last chapter with the upcoming chapter oo; [Well durr xx;] Sesshy 3 everyone xD I'm trying to make him as funny as possible even though he isn't funny oo; Little things here and there, like the watch in the last chapter and the essay in this one. xD Sesshy in this fic reminds me of Gackt in his interviews. drool Gackt. xD; obsessed

No review responses!! TT; I'm sorry but I have a lot of work to do now and I have no time to do review responses oo; I promise to do them next chapter though, so please review :D xD I love you guys a lot and your reviews make me laugh, cry, hug my computer screen with glee, and even... write a new chapter! Ahaha xD so review 3

(here's the part where you review! Reviewers will be allowed to poke Kikyou WITHOUT getting their asses kicked! Oh joy! 3)