A/N: I do not own the band Doublethink, or The Maxx. But me and my friends do own this story, so DON'T STEAL!

THE MAXX

We find our hero's at The Maxx, a local teen club, rocking out to some rock music.

"This band is awesome." Shouted Jimmy

"What?" said Charlie.

"I said, this band is awesome!"

"What?" Jimmy just gave up after that. The song ended, and that band was done with their set. The next band up was Doublethink. The Power Planet Captain Lord Rangers were looking forward to seeing Doublethink play. They saw the members of Doublethink standing in the corner, so they decided to go and talk to them quickly.

"Hi guys, we wanted to say good luck. We've been looking forward to your show all week." Said Bailey.

"Thank you very much, human girl." Said Scott.

"Yeah.......... Uhhhhh.......... We're going over there now." And they all went over there.

"Was it me or is there something strange about them?" asked Jimmy.

"I don't know. But if they don't get better I wasted seven fucking dollars for nothing!" bitched Bailey.

"I'm going to ask Julie if she noticed anything." Said Mandee. She walked around and found her friend Julie.

"Julie!"

"Mandee!"

"I gotta ask you something."

"Ok, go."

"Did you notice anything different about the guys in Doublethink at all?"

"Yeah, Scott hasn't been trying to fuck me at all. He doesn't even remember me! He keeps calling me 'human girl'! It's fucked up!"

"Yeah, thanks Julie." She ran back to the Power Planet Captain Lord Rangers. There definitely something wrong. Julie confirmed it."

"Well, we have to find out. Or else Bailey is going to kill somebody." Said Jimmy.

"Hey, has anyone seen were Joe went?" They all looked around quickly. They found Joe in the corner rocking back and forth while holding a spork.

"What is it? Is it a spoon? Or a fork?"

"Oh my! Is he still on that?" At that moment Doublethink went on stage. And began to play their first song. Everyone noticed something strange about the band.

"Hey, are they supposed to have tales?" asked Charlie

"No, people aren't. But Eurkers do!" said Mandee

"Eurkers?" asked Michelle.

"Yeah, they are evil aliens that kidnapped bands, and to be them. They all have the same weakness. Which is they can not with hold an attack of flying pigs!"

"I can take care of that one!" said Kelsey. She summoned the flying pigs. Once the room was filled with flying pigs Kelsey began yelling, "Attack! Attack, my flying piggies! *evil laugh*" Three of the four aliens were destroyed, and the piggies ate the remains of the aliens before leaving.

"What the hell is this shit? How's that one still alive?" yelled Bailey.

"It says here....... That the lead singer has to be beaten with a microphone."

"How do you find all this out?" asked Michelle.

"I told you last time...... THE INTERNET! So Bailey do you want to......" before she could finish what she was saying, Bailey was already beating the alien, and bitching at it.

"You stupid fucking alien. You think you can take Doublethink like that? You think you're so cool like that don't you! Well I'd like to see you escape now! You stupid, stupid alien!" So the alien exploded, and all the people cheered. Then all of a sudden everything went pitch black!

"Joe!" yelled Michelle, Charlie, Kelsey, Mandee, Bailey, and Jimmy. Joe couldn't answer, he was kissing a girl. Charlie found Joe, and threw pepper at him. Joe then "super sneezed" and the room was light again. The whole crowd cheered once more. Then Joe started looking for the girl he was kissing and saw her go outside. So he ran after her. Everyone else ran after Joe. When Joe got outside, her couldn't find her.

"Joe, what was that about?" asked Michelle.

"I was kissing this girl, and she came out here. But I can't find her."

"Sure you were Joe."

"I was! She said she really likes me...."

"Hey guys what that?" asked Charlie. He was pointing to a small silver thing falling from the sky. It landed with a great boom in the street near The Maxx.

"Their space ship!" Everyone said at once. They then quickly devised a plan. Mandee would stay in The Maxx playing her magical electric guitar. And everyone else would go save Doublethink. SO Mandee went back inside, and everyone else went in the spaceship.

"Wow there are a lot of hallways, in this ship." Said Jimmy

"This fricken sucks. Why can't just fricken find them?" bitched Bailey. After she said that, Bailey kicked a door. The door opened and revealed Doublethink tied up. They all looked at each other. In the heat of the moment Kelsey yelled out, "SPORK!" Joe then began to rock back and forth saying, "What is it? Is it a spoon? Or a fork?" Ignoring that little incident, they untied Doublethink.

"I don't want to go through all those hallways again." Yelled Bailey.

"We don't have to," said Charlie. He summoned his race car that came through the walls of the space ship.

"That was cool!" exclaimed Scott. "Are you guys like the Power Rangers?"

"No, we're the "Power Planet Caption Lord Rangers!" that's all!"

"OK cool! Well come on guys! We have a show to do!" And with that everyone ran back into The Maxx. Doublethink thanked Mandee for keeping the crowed busy, and began to rock out. During one of their songs Joe decided to go on the stage. Then he made a stage dive, and began to crowd surf. When he was finally put down near the rest of the Power Planet Caption Lord Rangers, he said.

"I've always wanted to do that!" Everyone laughed and continued to rock out to Doublethink! Until next time....

POWER PLANET CAPTIAN LORD RANGERS FOREVER!