A/N: This proves that homework is evil. And the things stated in this story
about a person named Tiffany are A JOKE! And were Michelle's idea! DON'T
STEAL!
JOE'S HOUSE
We find our hero's at Joe's house, as they normally are. All the girls were lying around watching Dr. Phil. Charlie and Joe were waiting for Jimmy to get there so they could play hackey sack. Mandee's boyfriend, Jeff, was there because he is the editor for the school news paper and he was writing a story about the Power Planet Captain Lord Rangers. After a little while Jimmy finally had arrived, and he had brought a friend with him.
"Hey guys. I want you all to meet Tiffany. Tiffany, this is Joe, Charlie, Bailey, Kelsey, Michelle, Mandee, and her boyfriend whose name I don't know."
"It's Jeff, Jimmy! You're so silly!" giggled Mandee.
"Hi everybody. Are you watching Dr. Phil?" asked Tiffany.
"Yeah, we love Dr. Phil! Especially since we are all going to see his show live in two weeks!" said Michelle.
"Awesome! I wanna watch! I love this show!" Tiffany sat down with the other girls. Jimmy sat next to her. Then Joe leaned over to Jimmy.
"Hey, Jimmy........ Where did you find Tiffany? A strip club?"
"Hey! Don't say that! I'm not old enough to go in a strip club, and she isn't old enough to work at one! She's that ho on the street we always see."
"Oh........" Joe then got up to go get his hackey sack, and on his way he tripped. The room went dark. Kelsey was throwing pepper all around the room to try to get Joe to sneeze. That didn't work, unfortunately, so Kelsey had to try and turn the lights on herself. She found the light switch and turned on the lights. What she saw when the lights were on surprised her, sort of. She saw Mandee and Jeff making out, which was no surprise because they're going out. She also saw Jimmy and Tiffany making out. Michelle and Charlie were making out. She was making out with a spork. The most surprising of all was that Joe and Bailey were making out. Bailey realized what was going on.
"What the hell is this shit? You think you can just make a move on me because you can turn the lights off. You crazy little son of a......" She was interrupted but a "News Flash"
"We are sorry to disturb you, but local police would like all residents to remain indoors. There is an attack being taken out on the town by Astro Boy, and the evil homework books. That is all!"
"You guys......"
"Don't say anything Jimmy. We know we have to do something." Said Charlie.
"Actually I was gonna say that we should stay inside this time. But now that I think about it, we should go and help!" And our hero's and their guests were off to fight.
THE SCENE OF THE ATTACK
Atsro Boy was knocking down buildings and the evil homework was capturing the people in the buildings. The Power Planet Captain Lord Rangers were trying to figure out what to do. Mandee was looking on the internet for what to do.
"Guys, we're in trouble!"
"Why?" asked Jimmy
"There's nothing on the internet about Astro Boy, or the evil homework!"
"I'll take care of Astro Boy, if someone will take care of the evil homework." Said Tiffany
"You can't do anything. You're not one of us!" said Michelle.
"I may not be. But I am a ho on the street." Tiffany then walked within 9 feet of Astro Boy, and the flying piggies were attacking the homework.
"Hey Astro Boy! Look over here" Tiffany began to seduce Astro Boy. Once he was to the point that he was drooling over Tiffany, Charlie ran him over with his racecar. This made Astro Man explode. With that everyone cheered! In the heat of the moment Kelsey yelled out, "SPORK!" Joe then began to rock back and forth saying, "What is it? Is it a spoon? Or a fork?" Everyone began to laugh.
"Hey what should we do now?" asked Jimmy
"Eat the faces of all the little children!" yelled Kelsey!
"You do that Kelsey, we're going to chase that ice cream truck!" So everyone except Kelsey started chasing the ice cream truck, and Kelsey started chasing little children. Until next time....
POWER PLANET CAPTIAN LORD RANGERS FOREVER!
JOE'S HOUSE
We find our hero's at Joe's house, as they normally are. All the girls were lying around watching Dr. Phil. Charlie and Joe were waiting for Jimmy to get there so they could play hackey sack. Mandee's boyfriend, Jeff, was there because he is the editor for the school news paper and he was writing a story about the Power Planet Captain Lord Rangers. After a little while Jimmy finally had arrived, and he had brought a friend with him.
"Hey guys. I want you all to meet Tiffany. Tiffany, this is Joe, Charlie, Bailey, Kelsey, Michelle, Mandee, and her boyfriend whose name I don't know."
"It's Jeff, Jimmy! You're so silly!" giggled Mandee.
"Hi everybody. Are you watching Dr. Phil?" asked Tiffany.
"Yeah, we love Dr. Phil! Especially since we are all going to see his show live in two weeks!" said Michelle.
"Awesome! I wanna watch! I love this show!" Tiffany sat down with the other girls. Jimmy sat next to her. Then Joe leaned over to Jimmy.
"Hey, Jimmy........ Where did you find Tiffany? A strip club?"
"Hey! Don't say that! I'm not old enough to go in a strip club, and she isn't old enough to work at one! She's that ho on the street we always see."
"Oh........" Joe then got up to go get his hackey sack, and on his way he tripped. The room went dark. Kelsey was throwing pepper all around the room to try to get Joe to sneeze. That didn't work, unfortunately, so Kelsey had to try and turn the lights on herself. She found the light switch and turned on the lights. What she saw when the lights were on surprised her, sort of. She saw Mandee and Jeff making out, which was no surprise because they're going out. She also saw Jimmy and Tiffany making out. Michelle and Charlie were making out. She was making out with a spork. The most surprising of all was that Joe and Bailey were making out. Bailey realized what was going on.
"What the hell is this shit? You think you can just make a move on me because you can turn the lights off. You crazy little son of a......" She was interrupted but a "News Flash"
"We are sorry to disturb you, but local police would like all residents to remain indoors. There is an attack being taken out on the town by Astro Boy, and the evil homework books. That is all!"
"You guys......"
"Don't say anything Jimmy. We know we have to do something." Said Charlie.
"Actually I was gonna say that we should stay inside this time. But now that I think about it, we should go and help!" And our hero's and their guests were off to fight.
THE SCENE OF THE ATTACK
Atsro Boy was knocking down buildings and the evil homework was capturing the people in the buildings. The Power Planet Captain Lord Rangers were trying to figure out what to do. Mandee was looking on the internet for what to do.
"Guys, we're in trouble!"
"Why?" asked Jimmy
"There's nothing on the internet about Astro Boy, or the evil homework!"
"I'll take care of Astro Boy, if someone will take care of the evil homework." Said Tiffany
"You can't do anything. You're not one of us!" said Michelle.
"I may not be. But I am a ho on the street." Tiffany then walked within 9 feet of Astro Boy, and the flying piggies were attacking the homework.
"Hey Astro Boy! Look over here" Tiffany began to seduce Astro Boy. Once he was to the point that he was drooling over Tiffany, Charlie ran him over with his racecar. This made Astro Man explode. With that everyone cheered! In the heat of the moment Kelsey yelled out, "SPORK!" Joe then began to rock back and forth saying, "What is it? Is it a spoon? Or a fork?" Everyone began to laugh.
"Hey what should we do now?" asked Jimmy
"Eat the faces of all the little children!" yelled Kelsey!
"You do that Kelsey, we're going to chase that ice cream truck!" So everyone except Kelsey started chasing the ice cream truck, and Kelsey started chasing little children. Until next time....
POWER PLANET CAPTIAN LORD RANGERS FOREVER!