A/N: We do not own Prince or the song "Milkshake". Or anything else stated in the prologue. But we do own this story!

AT THE DR.PHIL SHOW

The Power Planet Captain Lord Rangers were very excited. They were finally at the Dr. Phil show! They had second row seats to "The Family Divided" recording of the show. They were all talking amongst them selves when a white kid with a fro sat down next to them! Tiff, Mandee, Kelsey, Bailey, and Michelle all started giggling at him.

"Does he think he's cool or something?" asked Michelle.

"He must. He's going to be on national television like that!" answered Tiff. Then the director came out and informed everyone that they were going to start recording the show. The theme song came on. Soon afterwards Dr. Phil came out, and was waving to the audience. He then noticed The Power Planet Captain Lord Rangers sitting in front of him and he waved to them. Then he started his show. "Okay. We got a great show for you all today. I'm talking to our Dr. Phil family......"

"That's what you think!" said the white kid with a fro. He jumped up and revealed himself to be an alien. The alien zapped Dr. Phil with a laser, sending him to his home planet. Then the alien threw a smoke bomb to the ground, and the room filled with green smoke. When the smoke cleared the alien was gone!

"What the hell was that shit all about?" bitched Bailey.

"We have to do something!" said Jimmy.

"I know. We'll use my car that turns into a rocket ship to get to their home planet!" said Charlie.

"How will we find their home planet?"

"We'll use the internet!" said Mandee.

"Works for me! Let's go." So the Power Planet Captain Lord Rangers were off to the alien's home planet. Using Charlie's racecar that turns into a rocket ship, and the internet. While they were traveling they all sang "100 bottles of bubbles". While Joe was making everyone Macaroni and Cheese for lunch, he tripped and made the ship dark. When he did everyone threw pepper around to make Joe sneeze. After 5 minutes of throwing pepper Joe sneezed and it was light. Once it was light again they realized they were going to crash into the alien's home planet.

"Hold on to your socks everyone!" yelled Charlie. Everyone held on to their socks, and screamed. They landed with a huge BOOM! They got out and started looking for Dr. Phil. They found where he was being held captive. It was heavily guarded.

"I have an idea. You guys follow my lead ok." Said Tiff. Everyone agreed. Tiff walked up to the guards, and she began to seduce the guards. When they were paying more attention to Tiff, than the door the Power Planet Captain Lord Rangers snuck into the building. After a while Tiff caught up with them and told them where Dr. Phil was. They were very close to finding Dr. Phil when all of a sudden they were confronted by ninja alien guards. Kelsey summoned a large swarm of flying frogs, they began attacking the ninjas. Tiff caught one of the frogs, and kissed it just for kicks. The frog turned into Prince. Tiff was very turned on by this.

"Guys the frogs aren't working!" yelled Kelsey.

"I'll try my water on the aliens" said Jimmy and with that a great wave flooded the room. The Ninja aliens couldn't swim so they drowned. Tiff also began to drown, because hoes off the street can't swim. Michelle quickly swam after Tiff, and saved her in the nick of time. They found Dr. Phil and Charlie knocked down the bars of his cell with his racecar.

"You kids saved me again. How do you do it?" asked Dr. Phil.

"Because we fricken rock!" said Bailey.

"Yeah" said everyone in agreement.

They all went back to earth, and on their way sang "100 bottles of bubbles".

JOE'S HOUSE

The Power Planet Captain Lord Rangers were celebrating their victory at Joe's house by having a party.

"I know what would be fun! Let's play Spin the Bottle" said Michelle.

"Yeah" said Tiff. And she pulled out a big bottle from her bag.

"Jimmy you go first." Said Michelle.

"Why me?"

"Because I said so!"

"Oh, ok." So Jimmy spun the bottle and it landed on Mandee. "No way am I kissin her!"

"You have to it's the rules!"

"I can't kiss her! She's my friend!"

"Would you stop being immature about it?" said Mandee. And she went up to Jimmy and kissed him.

"Can we do something else?" asked Kelsey, as she was taking off her socks.

"What else is there to do?" asked Michelle.

"We can have an orgie! Everyone take off your socks. So everyone took off their socks and they had an orgie while dancing to the song "Milkshake". Tiff and Michelle did a seductive dance to Milkshake. Then when the song was over everyone chugged milkshakes, while Tiff and Prince banged in the closet. Until next time.....

THE POWER PLANET CAPTAIN LORD RANGERS FOREVER!