A/N: Sorry it took so long Microsoft Word hated me! Haha! Anyways here is
our new chapter. We do not mean to offend anyone, just make you laugh!
Michelle owns Tiffany! And Bailey is the queen of bitching! End of story.
Enjoy!
We find our hero's sitting in their biology. Their least favorite class, even though this is the only class they all have together. They hated it because the people in their class suck, and made them all crazy. They were all annoying stuck up people. One day the Power Planet Lord Rangers finally got the chance to get back at all of them. That day they were learning about anteaters and aardvarks. And as usual Chris, Mike, and Andy were making comments about everything their teacher was saying. Chelsea was whining about having to do work in school (I'M not kidding you readers she actually does this!), and trying to talk to Ari, her friend sitting in the front of the classroom. And Sam was just being his normal asshole self, today he was doing it by yelling out "banana". After a while their teacher said she had to leave the room of a few minutes. Once she did all hell broke loose.
"What the hell is your problem god damnit?" bitched Bailey to Chelsea.
"What do you mean?" Chelsea replied while fixing her make-up. Bailey got up and walked to Chelsea's desk.
"You know what the hell I'm talking about. You're always whining about stupid little shit. Stop whining! Jesus, just SHUT UP!!!!" At that moment Bailey grabbed some of Chelsea's make-up and smeared to all over her face. Then Ari got up and ran over to Chelsea.
"You can't do that to her. OMG, Bailey, what is your problem?"
"My problem is you're all just a bunch of stuck up little pricks! That's my problem!"
"You shouldn't say that about us!"
"Oh shut up, Arianna. What kind of a name is Arianna? And what is with that fucking hair?" Ari started to cry. Jimmy saw this and yelled
"GO BAILEY!"
"Yeah! Let's get them!" cheered Charlie. With that Joe used his new staple power on Sam and stapled him to the floor.
"Ooo! Good idea, Joe! But I can make it better!" said Kelsey and with that she summed ants, and anteaters. The ants were all over Sam, and anteaters were attacking Sam while trying to eat the ants. All the PPCLR laughed. Charlie then summoned his race car to finish the job, and he ran over Sam.
"Now on to everyone else." Said Michelle.
"Yeah!" cheered the rest of the class. Some of the girls started hitting Chris with their purses. Mandee started hitting Mike with her magical electric guitar.
"Why can't we all get along? I love all of you." Said Mike.
"If you say you love me one more time, I'm kicking your ass!" yelled Bailey. With that Mandee started playing her guitar, and Mike's head exploded. In the heat of the moment Kelsey yelled out, "SPORK!" Joe then began to rock back and forth saying, "What is it? Is it a spoon? Or a fork?"
Kelsey then noticed Chelsea trying to escape the classroom. Kelsey ran in front of Chelsea. "Where do you think you're going?" Chelsea struggled for an answer. Kelsey shook her head. And summoned a flock of rabid emus that attacked Chelsea.
"Help! I think they're breaking my nails!" yelled Chelsea. Then Joe decided Chris should also be stapled to the floor. So he did. Then Jimmy used his wave power to fill the room with water. Kelsey quickly summoned dolphins for all the good people.
"Guys, please help me. I promise I'll change." Said Ari.
"You know what you won't, you're lying." Said Bailey.
"Yes I will."
"See? You're what's wrong with society today. The fucking government and their damn stereotypes. You and your prissy clothes, and your god damn matching accessories! Fucking society sucks! Get her Michelle."
"What are you tal..." Before she could finish Michelle had pulled her under water. Then they all noticed Andy. Just standing there. They all had forgotten that Andy was so tall.
"Why are you so god damn tall?" yelled Bailey.
"I'll take care of him" said Mandee. She hit him with her magical electric guitar, and his head exploded. Everyone cheered. They cleared the water, animals, and mess out of the room right before their teacher got back. Their teacher finished her lesson, and wasn't even aware of what had happened.
Until next time....
POWER PLANET CAPTIAN LORD RANGERS FOREVER!
We find our hero's sitting in their biology. Their least favorite class, even though this is the only class they all have together. They hated it because the people in their class suck, and made them all crazy. They were all annoying stuck up people. One day the Power Planet Lord Rangers finally got the chance to get back at all of them. That day they were learning about anteaters and aardvarks. And as usual Chris, Mike, and Andy were making comments about everything their teacher was saying. Chelsea was whining about having to do work in school (I'M not kidding you readers she actually does this!), and trying to talk to Ari, her friend sitting in the front of the classroom. And Sam was just being his normal asshole self, today he was doing it by yelling out "banana". After a while their teacher said she had to leave the room of a few minutes. Once she did all hell broke loose.
"What the hell is your problem god damnit?" bitched Bailey to Chelsea.
"What do you mean?" Chelsea replied while fixing her make-up. Bailey got up and walked to Chelsea's desk.
"You know what the hell I'm talking about. You're always whining about stupid little shit. Stop whining! Jesus, just SHUT UP!!!!" At that moment Bailey grabbed some of Chelsea's make-up and smeared to all over her face. Then Ari got up and ran over to Chelsea.
"You can't do that to her. OMG, Bailey, what is your problem?"
"My problem is you're all just a bunch of stuck up little pricks! That's my problem!"
"You shouldn't say that about us!"
"Oh shut up, Arianna. What kind of a name is Arianna? And what is with that fucking hair?" Ari started to cry. Jimmy saw this and yelled
"GO BAILEY!"
"Yeah! Let's get them!" cheered Charlie. With that Joe used his new staple power on Sam and stapled him to the floor.
"Ooo! Good idea, Joe! But I can make it better!" said Kelsey and with that she summed ants, and anteaters. The ants were all over Sam, and anteaters were attacking Sam while trying to eat the ants. All the PPCLR laughed. Charlie then summoned his race car to finish the job, and he ran over Sam.
"Now on to everyone else." Said Michelle.
"Yeah!" cheered the rest of the class. Some of the girls started hitting Chris with their purses. Mandee started hitting Mike with her magical electric guitar.
"Why can't we all get along? I love all of you." Said Mike.
"If you say you love me one more time, I'm kicking your ass!" yelled Bailey. With that Mandee started playing her guitar, and Mike's head exploded. In the heat of the moment Kelsey yelled out, "SPORK!" Joe then began to rock back and forth saying, "What is it? Is it a spoon? Or a fork?"
Kelsey then noticed Chelsea trying to escape the classroom. Kelsey ran in front of Chelsea. "Where do you think you're going?" Chelsea struggled for an answer. Kelsey shook her head. And summoned a flock of rabid emus that attacked Chelsea.
"Help! I think they're breaking my nails!" yelled Chelsea. Then Joe decided Chris should also be stapled to the floor. So he did. Then Jimmy used his wave power to fill the room with water. Kelsey quickly summoned dolphins for all the good people.
"Guys, please help me. I promise I'll change." Said Ari.
"You know what you won't, you're lying." Said Bailey.
"Yes I will."
"See? You're what's wrong with society today. The fucking government and their damn stereotypes. You and your prissy clothes, and your god damn matching accessories! Fucking society sucks! Get her Michelle."
"What are you tal..." Before she could finish Michelle had pulled her under water. Then they all noticed Andy. Just standing there. They all had forgotten that Andy was so tall.
"Why are you so god damn tall?" yelled Bailey.
"I'll take care of him" said Mandee. She hit him with her magical electric guitar, and his head exploded. Everyone cheered. They cleared the water, animals, and mess out of the room right before their teacher got back. Their teacher finished her lesson, and wasn't even aware of what had happened.
Until next time....
POWER PLANET CAPTIAN LORD RANGERS FOREVER!