Mc: Ok, this is chapter two of the second version of The Midget. Oh and before I begin I would like to thank a good friend of mind who helped me work out some of the chapters. So thank you Ayume Sumaji Hazukori! Now for the disclaimer, would you do it Ryou dear?
Ryou: Ok, (clears his throat), Disclaimer: Moonclaw doesn't own Yugioh, The Hobbit, or DiGiorno pizza.
Mc: Now on with the fic!
(Recap:)"Hey, where are we?" Asked one spiky, tri-colored hair boy as he squirmed from the middle of the pile. "I hope it's not da virtual world again!" answered another boy, a blonde this time.
A curse erupted from another boy who had white hair. "Will you get off me!"? He demanded, crawling out from under the group. Looking around he muttered to himself. "It looks like…"But he stopped short, catching sight of Moonclaw and Stela. "Oh no! It's them!" the white-haired boy, Bakura almost screamed.
Moonclaw grinned evilly while Stela smiled sweetly at the group lying at their feet. "Hi everyone."
The group of the floor blinked up at Stela and Moonclaw for a moment or two before chaos erupted. Everyone jumped to their feet, or at least tried to; quite a few people had hands, feet, and occasionally faces stepped on. Almost every one of them was screaming while running around in tiny circles.
Both Moonclaw and Stela sweat dropped. "Good to see you too…" Moonclaw muttered while Stela turned to the dragon-girl and whispered. "What did we say? How are we going to get them to stop?"
At this Moonclaw grinned. "Watch and learn my friend." And digging around in one of her sleeves, Moonclaw produced a rather plain looking remote control and pointing it at the panicked group, pressed pause. The entire Yugioh cast froze in mid air. Stela eyes grew big and she took a step back from Moonclaw. "Where did you get that!" she exclaimed. Moonclaw grinned and blew on the end of remote and a small stream of smoke flew off.
"When you're an author, you have to know and have things like this." She explained.
"Unn…freezee…usss!" Came the muffled shout of Joey. Moonclaw looked over sheepishly. "Oh, Opps!" She said as she pressed play and then flinched slightly as the group collapsed to the floor again.
"Thanks." Joey said sarcastically as he stood up clumsily.
"Your welcome." Moonclaw replied warmly, returning the remote to her sleeve.
Kaiba stood also, flinching slightly as he bumped some brushes as he brushed himself off. "Well, we're all here, even the mutt…" Joey growled and shook his fist at Kaiba. "I'm not a dog Kaiba!" To which Kaiba ignored as he continued to talk to Moonclaw. "The question is, where are we and why are we here? I was in the middle of a duel." He said with a glare at Yami.
Stela smiles. "I'm glad you asked. To answer you first question we're at Mc's studio. And for your second question…well you see we were going to film The Hobbit…"
Mokuba interrupted. "Really! I love that book!" He exclaimed. Marik looked skeptical. " So what does that have to do with us? You have that fancy portal of yours; you can summon anyone from any media here. So why need us?"
At this Moonclaw started to look sheepish. "Well you see…Bilbo and everyone else, well everyone except a few goblins and elves, went on holiday so we needed replacements.
"So you summoned us?" Yami asked. Stela beamed. "Yup!" Tristan cocked an eyebrow. "And if we don't want to?" he asked.
Moonclaw smiled seductively. "We have a giant table of foood." She said in a singsong voice.
Joey's eyes lit up. "Really? Then I'm in!" Everyone else muttered in agreement and followed Stela's directions to the buffet table…well everyone except Marik, Seto and Bakura.
Stela looked at the three and sighed. "I guess you guys don't want an all-you-can-eat buffet, do you?" Bakura growled at the girl. "No. What's in it for us if we decide to help you?"
Moonclaw looked thoughtful and then snapped her fingers. "I can give you and Marik a flamethrowers." Bakura and Marik looked at each other and shrugged. "Ok, we're in." They said together and wandered over to join the rest at the table.
"What's in it for me?" Seto asked, glaring at Moonclaw, who just grinned slyly while looking at Stela from the corner of her eyes. "Well, Stela can always give you a…" She never got to finish for Stela, guessing what Moonclaw was going to say, blushed and then stomped on Moonclaw's foot.
"Oww!" Moonclaw glared at Stela. Seto cocked an eyebrow at Moonclaw. "What?"
"Ehh, what I was going to say was that Stela could give you a…a…a god card! Yeah, she can get you an Egyptian god card!" Moonclaw said, trying to cover up what she was originally going to say. Kaiba thinks and shrugs. "Okay…I guess I'm in too." And he walked over to the table.
Stela let out a sigh of relief before rounding on Moonclaw. "Mc! What were you doing? What were you going to say to him?"
Moonclaw grinned slyly. "I was just trying to help you out…I mean, you really need to tell him how you feel." Stela pouted and was about to reply when Joey called over to them. "Hey! You two got Chicago delivery pizza! Thank!"
Stela giggled at her friend. "Silly, it's not delivery. It's DiGiorno!"
Mc: Ok, well that's the end of chapter two and next chapter with be when lines and costumes are going to be handed out! So tune in next time for The Midget! Please R&R.