A/N: I'm finally CONTINUING!! w00t!!! Muchas gracias to all my wonderful reviewers ^.^
Court: Heehee, thanks...even though you haven't read the book...XD
Whizzo: Thanks! :D
EliD: Yay!! Another de Carabas fangirl!!! ^-^ Thanks!
Redaura: Heehee...I applaud your taste ;D
PrincessEilonwy: Meaning...THE Eilonwy? From Lloyd Alexander's Chronicles of Prydain? :D:D:D:D Hehe...actually, that ISN'T the whole book, and I'm definitely doing more. *g* I'm A Believer is a great song, isn't it? ^^
Midnight: Hee...*clings to the marquis* Go ahead, Richard deserves better than Jessica anyway _;
And guess what?! I got the Neverwhere DVD miniseries as an early Christmas present =D *very happy Andi* I was a bit disappointed with some of the characters (like Hunter *growl*) but I was delighted at their portrayal of my beloved marquis. *heart* Does anyone else think that, should Neverwhere be made a movie, Johnny Depp would be an EXCELLENT marquis?! I mean, anyone who's seen PotC knows he's got that grin down just PERFECTLY...*swoon*
*ahem* Yeah. Anyway. Onto parodying.
~* Neverwho, Neverwhat, Neverwhen, Neverwhy *~
~ A Neverwhere Parody by Andi ~
Richard: Wow, that was odd. *yawn* Anyway, on to work.
Everyone: *ignores Richard as if they cannot see him*
Richard: This is weird. Everyone's ignoring me as if they cannot see me!!
Illiaster: Imagine that.
Richard: Yeah. Hey — hey!! You can see me!!
Illiaster: Crap. Um...bye.
Mr. Croup: *threatenthreatenthreaten*
Richard: Rrrrriiiiiight.
Illiaster: This way.
Lord Rat-Speaker: *chitterchitterthreatenthreaten*
Richard: Not this again.
Lord Rat-Speaker: *brandishes pointy glass thing*
Richard: *gulp* I mean, er...*sweats in terror*?
Lord Rat-Speaker: Better, better, better.
Meanwhile...
Mr. Croup: *foreshadowing of our employer!!*
People Who Are Reading Book For First Time: Ooooooooohhhhhhh!! Who's this employer guy?! Hmmm...I wonder who they're working for!!!
Neverwhere Fanatics: *thwap* SHUT UP AND KEEP READING.
Meanwhile...
Lord Rat-Speaker: Hmmm...where was I...oh yes-yes-yes! *puts pointy object to Richard's throat*
Rat: Squeesquee chitterchitter squeee! *translation: Let him go or you'll be sorry, you grimy bum.*
Lord Rat-Speaker: *pout* Bite me!
Rat: Chittersquee! *bares teeth* *translation: With pleasure!*
Lord Rat-Speaker: Er, I mean, whatever you say, Master Longtail. *grovelgrovelgrovel*
Meanwhile...
Marquis de Carabas: I am the marquis de Carabas!
Everyone: We know.
Fangirls: Shhh!!!
Marquis: *glare* As I was SAYING, I am the marquis de Carabas, and standing in this dirty, grimy street is degrading to my incredible coolness. Door, take us in.
Door: *rolls her eyes and takes them in*
Marquis: Owwww. That hurt. What'd you do that for?!
Door: *disgusted sigh* Marquises.
Marquis: ...what now?
Door: *shrug* I dunno.
Marquis: *sigh* Looks like it's up to me...again...*dashing grin* *fangirls swoon* *Door groans* Here I come to save the daaaaaay!! ...now, where are we?
Meanwhile...
Richard: We're off to see the Bridge...the wonderful Bridge of the Night...
Anaesthesia: *oddlooks*
Richard: ...just trying to lighten the mood...
Meanwhile...(lotsa plotlines, ne?)
Marquis: Found it?
Door: Nope.
Five minutes later.
Marquis: Found it?
Door: Nope.
Five minutes later.
Marquis: Found it?
Door: Nope.
Five minutes later.
Marquis: ...what are we looking for again?
Door: *groans*
Meanwhile...
Richard and Anaesthesia: *walk and talk*
Mr. Croup and Mr. Vandemar: *scare Varney*
Varney: *is Varney-ish*
Marquis: Rather boring lives they lead without us, no?
Door: OK, found it. *gets sphere*
Marquis: *looks at sphere* What is that, how does it work, and why did I not know the answer to either of those questions?
Door: *rolls eyes* It's my dad's journal. *makes it work*
Portico: *babblebabblebabblebabbleISLINGTONbabblebabblebabble*
Door: Islington?! *shockedness*
Marquis: Islington, pah! Why'd he have to choose someone I never met?! *looks forlorn* *fangirls squeal and swoon*
Door: *rolls eyes* Whatever. Let's just go to the Market and get a bodyguard.
Marquis: *looks put out* I was going to suggest that.
Meanwhile...
Leather Woman: I'm going over the bridge with you. *shows spear* Any objections?
Richard: *gulp* None at all.
*They go over the bridge*
Richard: Where's Anaesthesia?
Anaesthesia: I'm in your mind...all around you...I live inside of your heart...
Richard: ...um...
Anaesthesia: Just kidding. *vanishes*
Richard: *looks thoroughly creeped out*
Woman: Shall we?
Richard: Er...OK...
~
A/N: *grins* Sorry, this one wasn't as good as the previous...hope y'all liked it anyway ^.^;; Review if you did, pleaseth! I appreciate it!