Hello, people in this section who likely haven't even heard of me. This is a song to the tune of "You Belong to Me," which some of you might not have heard of either. If not...
Ech: Get the Shrek soundtrack!
Right. Well, anyway, I don't own Zelda or the real song, so let's get on with it...
Stay at Outset for a little while,
Watch the sun rise when on Greatfish Isle.
Just remember, Medli, Ganon's vile,
And you belong to me.
Tetra's pirates may be buccaneers,
And all the Koroks have neither nose nor ears,
But just remember if Ganondorf appears,
You belong to me.
And I'll be so alone without you.
Maybe you'll be lonesome too.
I sail the ocean in a bright red boat,
Swim around in Hyrule Castle's moat;
Just don't let my absence get your goat,
'Cause you belong to me.
And I'll be so alone without you.
Maybe you'll be lonesome too.
Oh, I sail the ocean in a bright red boat,
Swim around in Hyrule Castle's moat;
Just don't let my absence get your goat,
'Cause you belong to me.
Roo: Wow, what a nice thing to do.
Platypous: Yeah, especially since he just made it up last night.
Antiech: I suppose you could do better, Platypous.
Oh, just stop it, guys. Anyway, that's what happens when you're a fan of two green heroes. I hope you all liked it.
Antiroo: And even if you didn't, you can still review to tell TTE how he can fix his next one.
Princess Aquaech: Well, we'll see you all next time!