Disclaimer: I wish Gundam Wing belonged to me. Sadly, it doesn't, which is probably why I write strange things like this to make me feel better. Or something. Or maybe I'm just insane.
Anyway, this is a strange little ditty I cooked up one day. Obviously, it's to the tune of "Modern Major-General", written from Heero's point of view, of course .
Modern L-1 Colonist
I am the very model of a modern L-1 colonist
I kill without emotion, so I might need a psychologist
I protect all the colonies from problems catastrophical,
And smite the Ozzie generals who've big plans diabolical
With super-human abilities and my trusty Wing Gundam,
I fight for all the colonies and princess of the Sanc Kingdom
I preserve all the ideals of pacifistic royalty,
Yet still fight her big brother who has questionable loyalty
Yet still fights her big brother who has questionable loyalty,
Yet still fights her big brother who has questionable loyalty,
Yet still fights her big brother who has questionable loyalty!
While other Gundam pilots may be a source of endless tedium,
I prove superiority in Zero by exceeding 'em,
In short, though I'll eventually need a good psychologist,
I am the very model of a modern L-1 colonist!
In short, though he'll eventually need a good psychologist,
He is the very model of a modern L-1 colonist!
Save for the fourth-to-last line, if you pronounce every syllable of every word, it should go almost perfectly with the tune (if you read it in iambic pentameter beat) It works when I attempt to sing it, anyway. ;
A-herm … anyway, was it okay? Let me know in your review, 'kay?