GiGi - Hi everyone! Okay well I just saw this great Chinese movie called Love For All Seasons (but I didn't think the title suited the movie much so I changed it) and I like the plot so much that I wrote this Inuyasha fic based on it!

Shippo - Who's in it?

GiGi - E-v-e-r-y-o-n-e!

Everyone - Nooooooooo! NO! NO!

GiGi - ¬.¬ Rite…. Yes…. Well Miroku and Sango are the main characters of it…. Well Miroku more….

Sango - Why me? =*(

Miroku - Um…. any girls?

GiGi - Yes Miroku…. Many many girls….

Miroku - =D This is going to be a great story!

GiGi - ¬.¬ Okay…. Now even I'm creeped out!

Miroku - *flirting with some random person*

Disclaimer - GiGi don't own anything…. And she never will! And that's because Rumiko Takahashi won't give it up. Miroku can own his own pervieness though.

Summary -

(Still takes place in Feudal Japan)

Millionaire playboy Miroku has been dubbed as "The Heartbreaker" for good reason. He dates women just to toy with their emotions and toss them like his spare change. But after he gets hit with a mysterious urinating problem that medicine can't seem to cure, Miroku goes a temple in Japan to seek the wisdom of the famed Omei Clan because other clans would not accept scum like him.

Upon arrival, Miroku meets the head mistress, Sango who promises to cure his strange illness, but not before she plays some good pranks on him for using women. However, the Omei Clan is threatened when Sango's formerly expelled elder clansister Kagome returns to challenge Sango to the seat of Head Mistress with a sword fight. Obviously, Sango loses because she could not perfect Omei's long-lost "Heartbreak" sword stance and Kagome challenges her to a second duel within one month to "kill myself and then kill each of you." In order to defeat Kagome, Sango must learn the "Heartbreak" stances before the duel. But to understand and utilize this sword technique, the user must truly understand the meaning of "heartbreak." Hmmm . . . who can Sango look to help break her heart in a month?

WARNING FOR A BIT OF LIME FOR THIS CHAPTER!

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The Heartbreaker

Chapter 1

So Many Women, So Little Time

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"Ladies, ladies! Please! There's enough Miroku to go around for everyone!" the playboy, Miroku tried to 'calm down' the women he had invited over who were currently all lying all around him.

"Oh Miroku!" One of the many young women gasped as he started to 'feel her up'. Then he moved on to the next woman and did the same to her too and so on and so on.

The playboy grinned and grabbed an unexpecting women and played a little 'tonsil hockey' with her. All the other women pouted and started whining, complaining that they all wanted a turn with the guy too.

"Oh baby!" One of the girls whispered in his ear with 'passion'. "I love you!"

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The next day

"Miroku!!!!!" a woman exclaimed as she entered the house, noticing the place was littered with all kinds of girl's clothing.

Miroku's eyes fluttered open as the scream that erupted from the woman. "I-I-Inoue?"

The woman's eyes filled with tears as she saw her lover surrounded by at least 12 girls. "H-h-h-how could you do this to me? You said you loved me!" She sniffed as she ran out of the house.

Miroku was currently debating whether to chase after his girlfriend by having to move all the girls off him or to not disturb them at all and forget about Inoue. He chose option #2. After all, why have to bother 12 girls just to get 1 back? Right? Right? Right?

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A week later

"Miroku!!!!!!! How dare you?" Jade's eyes flashed red as she walked into the room, where Miroku was currently trying to find the quickest way to undo a woman's kimono while it was still on the woman.

She stormed out of the house, but not before slapping the playboy and bashing his head with her fist leaving a numerous number of red handprints and bumps on his face and head.

"Is it too late to say that I love you?" Miroku called out to Jade's back.

"Bastard." She mumbled to herself.

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A few days later after that….

"MIROKU!!!!! WHAT ARE YOU DOING?" Yooree shrieked as she found Miroku making out with another woman on the table.

"H-h-hi Yooree?" Miroku laughed nervously as he broke contact with the woman he was 'exchanging saliva with'. "Umm…. Please don't slap me?"

Yooree respected his wish…. She didn't slap him, she punched him! "You horny bastard! I never want to see you again!" she fumed….

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GiGi - Sooooo…. Miroku…. ¬.¬ Three words: Pervert…. and issues….

Miroku - *goes starry eyed* Whoa…. so many women!

Everyone - O.o

Miroku - And they were wearing such little clothin-….

Sango - -___-U *whacks Miroku's head with his own staff*

Miroku - XD

Miroku - *dazed and talking to someone* Uh, will you give the honour of bearing your child?

Myoga aKa 'The Someone' - O.o I'm just a flea! Size isn't everything you know! Stop mocking me! Just cuz I wasn't born like all of you doesn't mean you should mock me…. blah blah blah blah blah….

Miroku - *now talking to another someone* Will yooooou give the honour of bearing your child?

Inuyasha aKa 'The 2nd Someone' - O_O Get your eyes checked pervert! *whacks him with Tetsusaiga*

Miroku - XP

Everyone - Review!

Miroku - *wakes up* What happened?