GiGi - Hi everyone! I'm back! Well this chapter isn't going to have any lime in it…. So Miroku will just have to tone it all down
Miroku - =( Poo!
GiGi - You had your fun!
Miroku - *thinking back* Hmmmm…. I did…. Didn't I? =D
Inuyasha - *also thinking back* O_O GiGi owns NOTHING!!!!!!!!!!!
Summary -
Millionaire playboy Miroku has been dubbed as "The Heartbreaker" for good reason. He dates women just to toy with their emotions and toss them like his spare change. But after he gets hit with a mysterious urinating problem that medicine can't seem to cure, Miroku goes a temple in Japan to seek the wisdom of the famed Omei Clan because other clans would not accept scum like him.
Upon arrival, Miroku meets the head mistress, Sango who promises to cure his strange illness, but not before she plays some good pranks on him for using women. However, the Omei Clan is threatened when Sango's formerly expelled elder clansister Kagome returns to challenge Sango to the seat of Head Mistress with a sword fight. Obviously, Sango loses because she could not perfect Omei's long-lost "Heartbreak" sword stance and Kagome challenges her to a second duel within one month to "kill myself and then kill each of you." In order to defeat Kagome, Sango must learn the "Heartbreak" stances before the duel. But to understand and utilize this sword technique, the user must truly understand the meaning of "heartbreak." Hmmm…. who can Sango look to help break her heart in a month?
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Chapter 2
The Troubles Start
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Miroku smiled as he stretched his arms and shuffled his feet into a more comfortable position on the lawn chair (A/N: Remember this story takes place in Feudal Japan so imagine a lawn chair made of twigs of something.). "Awww this is the life…. Women everywhere…. Being rich…. Women everywhere…. Ha! It's good to be 'The Heartbreaker'"
Just then, Miroku's two bodyguards raced up to him with pained expressions on their faces.
"Master! Three of your past girlfriends are about to commit suicide because you broke their hearts!" exclaimed Hachi
"You better get down there and try to stop them sir!" Mushin advised.
Miroku sighed and got up from his relaxing chair. "Yes I suppose I should be there as the girls decide to sacrifice themselves for my love."
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"Susan!" Miroku called out as he climbed the final stairs up to the roof where the girls were. (A/N: Again, its in Feudal Japan so this building would have only had like 1 level)
All three of the girls turned around as they heard their names being called out. (A/N: Yes, all those girls are all Susans. XD)
"Susan! Please don't do this just because I don't love you."
All three girls fumed and slapped the lecher. "If you never loved us, why did you toy with us?!?!?!?" They all fumed.
"Because! I am 'The Heartbreaker!'" Miroku announced.
Once again, his three outraged ex-girlfriends slapped him.
They all glared at their Heartbreaker and suddenly were hit with inspiration. They pushed Miroku off the side of the building instead!
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"NOOOOOOOO! MASTER!!!!!!" Mushin and Hachi exclaimed as they watched in slow motion as their master was shoved off the building by his three ex-s. They dove to the same side and caught his ankle just as the girls had all left the roof….
Miroku was left dangling 15 centimeters away from the ground….
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That night after Mushin insisted that they wrapped up Miroku's wounds tightly into bandages (A/N: XD), Miroku felt the strangest sensation. His stomach felt like it was churning the other direction! Also he felt like he really need to use the bathroom but he couldn't. "Uh oh."
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Doors slammed. Miroku curses. Mushin comments how cursing is not polite. Hachi sighs. Go to another temple. Doors slammed again…. It was a never-ending cycle….
That was their routine for the next few days. After going a day without not being able to use the bathroom, Miroku went to many doctors for a cure but they couldn't find anything wrong with the Casanova but they still prescribed medicine for his 'bladder problems'. He tried them but nothing worked. Then the doctors advised him to go to a temple to clear him from bad chi*. So Miroku went to many temples all over Japan but was rejected at each one because of his playboy ways.
"Um…. Look at it this way Master Miroku! Everywhere we go, everyone always knows who you are!" Hachi desperately tried to cheer up his Master, who usually would have beat the living daylights out of him but since he was too weary, he just glared.
"Sir! We still have one more temple to try. Should we go?" Mushin asked.
Miroku nodded. It couldn't hurt to try right? "Forget it…. It does hurt-…. In fact, IT BURNS WHEN I WANT TO PEE!!!!!" Miroku screamed in his mind.
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"We're here Master Miroku. This is Omei temple." Said Mushin.
"Omei Temple eh?" Miroku commented as he knocked on the front doors. "You better face me like men-…." Miroku's jaw dropped.
The people who opened the doors were female. All of them! "Can we help you?" One asked.
"Yes, our Master here seeks a cure for-…." Hachi started off. "Master? Are you ok? Master! Wake up!" Both Mushin and Hachi gasped as Miroku fainted.
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"Wake up!" a sharp female voice awoke Miroku. "Well girls…. He's not dead…. But he does only have three more days to live…." The voice continued.
"WHAT? I'M GONNA DIE IN THREE DAYS?" Miroku exclaimed.
"Naw…. Just messing with you." One of the many girls around him joked. A few girls giggled.
"Master! You're awake!" Hachi exclaimed as he was passing by and noticed Miroku.
"What happened?"
"You fainted sir! And the Omei girls have decided to help you and your condition."
Just then, another woman entered the room and all the girls bowed down on the floor.
"How is he?" She asked.
"He's-… ummmm…. Not dead?" A girl with a low ponytail joked.
"Kikyo! I'm serious!"
(A/N: I put a lot of the female characters in the show to be the girls in the temple. None of them are bad guys in this story!)
"Sango! Calm down! Chill!" Yura defended her friend.
"Just go and get me some herbs Yura!" Sango commanded.
Miroku could only stare. This Sango girl was really pretty. And he defiantly knew the true meaning of pretty.
"You! Come with me!" Sango ordered Miroku who happily obeyed….
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GiGi - Hope you liked this chapter….
Miroku - Sooooooooooooooooooooooo many girls-…. *GiGi grabs Inuyasha's hand and whacks Miroku's head with it*
Inuyasha - ¬.¬
GiGi - ^^; Um…. better safe than sorry?
Sango - Well…. At least he's not talking anymore?
Kagome - ^^; Yeah, that's true….
Miroku - *rubbing Sango's backside unconsciously*
Sango - O_O ARGH! *slaps Miroku*
Miroku - cXP (ß the c is the bump on his head!)
Shippo - . Even when he's sleeping…. *sigh*
GiGi - ^^; Ummm…. that's Miroku all right….