GiGi - Wow.. Chapter 3 already! Thanks for all the reviews guys! ^_______^ Let's get to it now shall we?

Disclaimer - Nothing! I own nothing!!!!!!!

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Chapter 3

Tricked or Treated

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"Owwwwwwwww!" Miroku moaned as Sango stuck acupuncture needles all over his head. "Tell me again why poking holes in my head will help me?" Miroku questioned. "And why are you putting in so many? I look like a hedgehog!"

"More needles give a better and quicker result." Sango explained as she put in more needles.

"I had this girlfriend once who had a hedgehog hairstyle. It made her look like a pig! So ugly! But luckily, she had a great body.. So I made my move of course, but her face.. Ugh! It kept getting in the way! Still.. Each time I had to kiss her, I had to resist the urge to cover her ugly pig face with a sack-.. Ow ow owwww! That hurts! Owww!"

"Look the next batch of needles will hurt ok." Sango sighed as she gathered up more needles.

"B-b-but! Acupuncture isn't supposed to hurt!"

"Omei style acupuncture is different though! The more pain there is, the faster the result!"

Miroku thought it through and nodded. "Makes sense to me I guess.. Ow! Ouch! It hurtsssssss!" Miroku whined through the night.

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"Tell me again why I'm hugging this tree?" Miroku asked as he tightened his leg grip around the tree trunk.

"It has precious herbal essence. It's over 500 years old you know." Sango explained.

"This tree reminds me of I girl I dated. She had legs bigger than tree trunks but her skin was as smooth as silk. Another girl had great legs. Real nice and slim ones you know.. But then her skin was as dry as bark. And she had a terrible complexion too-.."

Sango sighed as she watched Miroku go on and on about his past girlfriends.

"And her pores were as big as-.. Ants! A big nest!" Miroku panicked.

"Oh my god! Miroku! You're in luck then! Omei ants are a great cure!"

"B-b-but they're in my pants! They're moving upward!"

"Let them be!" Sango instructed.

"They're biting me!" Miroku yelped as his eyes widened.

"Let them be!"

" Augh! They're in my genitals!"

"They're healing you! Let them be! Isn't that where you are experience the problems anyways?"

"OWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!"

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The next morning, Miroku walked around the temple, exploring many rooms. Most of them were uninteresting until he came across the a room with a statue of a woman doing a graceful sword technique. The first thing Miroku noticed was that the statue was wearing a skirt! Miroku grinned deviously as she quietly made his way towards the statue. He started to bend down to look.

"No looking under Grand Master's skirt!" Sango scolded as she flicked Miroku's head.

"Ow!" Miroku rubbed his head as he turned around and saw Sango. "I can't help it! I don't care if it's just a statue.. I can't resist what is under that skirt.. No matter what! In fact, I once saw this guy wearing a kilt and I almost did the same thing!"

Sango quickly covered Miroku's mouth before he could spill anything that would scar her mind for life. "You're really sick you know that?"

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"So what are we learning today?" Miroku asked curiously.

Sango closed her eyes and did some tai-chi. Miroku just shrugged and copied her every move.

"I'm gonna teach you a Revitalization exercise." Sango murmured while keeping her eyes closed.

Miroku cheered as he continued to copy Sango. "Hopefully, this technique will help cure me." He thought to himself.

Sango continued to swing her arms in a slow motion, then her legs. Miroku copied everything move by move.

Then suddenly Sango started to do backflips with one hand, spinning high in the air and jumping off walls. And Miroku.. Well.. He could only stand there and watch..

"I can't do that you know.." Miroku stated to Sango who finally came back down to the ground.

Sango frowned for a second until she remembered a substitute to the Revitalization exercise. "C'mon I have a better idea!"

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Miroku was led back into Grand Master's statue room. "What's your better idea?" he asked.

Sango sat next to him and grabbed his hand. "Watch!" she used his hand to slap his own face.

"Now keep doing that!" Sango instructed as she got up.

"But my face will swell up from the pain though. I won't be handsome anymore!" Miroku explained.

"No no no! See? That's ok! Just keep slapping! Both hands remember! And remember from different directions too!"

Miroku glared at his hands before slapping himself complaining about the pain every few seconds. "I had this girl had the most unusual head! But she was a 42G thank god! And then I knew this other gir who had the best shape of head but she was so darn flat!"

Sango grabbed a hand and whacked his mouth with it too. "The mouth too! Remember!"

"But then my mouth will swell up and I won't be able to talk!" Miroku argued.

"Do you want to be cured or not?" Sango sighed.

Miroku nodded and proceeded to slap himself silly.

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Sango led him to a clearing with a small stream in the forest up on a mountain and sat down on a nearby rock. Miroku huffed and puffed as he finally made it up to the mountain. He glared at Sango for making him walk so far and collapsed as he tried to catch his breath. Sango took a bowl out of her bag and scooped some of water into the bowl and added the herbs in that Yura had given her before they left and a few wild plants that were around. "Here.. Drink this." She said as she thrust the bowl in his face.

He took a sip of it and made a sour expression. The liquid was sour, sweet, thin, thick, strong, weak, bubbly, fizzy and lumpy.. All at the same time!

"What is this?!?!?" He questioned.

"Herbal drink. It helps you pee-.." Sango explained.

Miroku paled as he set the empty bowl on the rock before making a mad dash for a nearby tree.

"Why didn't you warn me that the medicine works this fast?!?!?!?" Miroku demanded with his back to Sango as he continued to pee on the tree.

The woman shrugged innocently as Miroku continued to speak.

"I-I-I had this girlfriend once that everytime she was upset-And she was always upset if you know what I mean-.. She would always wet herself-.. I-I-I'm not going to- am I? I mean it's not good if I have to.." Miroku's eyes widened as he started to whimper.

Sango sighed and rubbed her temples. "Nothing is going to happen to you." Just then she spotted a plant that looked like a red splotchy conchshell. She grabbed it and thrust it at an unexpecting Miroku who had finished his bathroom break.

"What is that?!?!?!?!?"

"Another herb!" Sango reassured him. "This one helps with constipation though!"

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"Sango!" Kikyo cried out.

Sango was rushed to the main gates of the temple. For some odd reason it had been fingerpainted.

"It's Big Sister Kagome's work!" Kagura exclaimed.

"She used her own blood to make these markings.. " Sango discovered as the news created an upstart with the other girls.

"She must be insane! There are only 23 of us but she made 26 handprints!" Rin (A/N: Pretend Rin is a teen now) exclaimed.

"The markings on the left side of the door represent us. The ones on the right are our patients.." Sango explained.

"Then what about the handprint on the top?" Yura asked.

"That's represents Big Sister."

"Sango! What are these?" Nazuna pointed out a bunch of footprints to the rest of the girls.

"That's how Kagome got up there."

"But what does she want?" Kanna asked.

"She wants to die with us.."

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GiGi - I made Kagome the sorta bad guy of this story.. And she is insane but you'll find out why later..

Kagome - I'M CRAZY???????????? WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU? I HAVE NOT CRACKED!!!!!!!!!!!!

Everyone - O____O

Miroku - Yes she has.

Kagome - WHAT DID YOU SAY?????? *kicks Miroku into the sky where he disappears into a little speck like Team Rocket*

Everyone else - *moves away from Kagome*

GiGi - O__O Um.. review?