Future Imperfect: rant 2 aka The Sequel.

Honestly Kateydidnt and I had no plans to do anything more on this. The fic was designed to be a stand alone… but fluffy plot bunnies have their own plans. ( plus all the reviews left me dizzy Thank you to everyone who reviewed!)This is another silly add to the first part, not really a plot or story, just silly misadventures strung together for the sake of making people laugh. If you want serious go read my Eyries and Elders cause you won't find serious so much here. And I'm going Solo on this one. Katydidnt is busy with Harry Potter.

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Last time:

Piper blinked, "Marry?" she looked at Chris perplexed, as the question sank in. Both of them realized what Leo had said at the same moment and scurried as far away from each other as the attic would allow with horrified and disgusted looks on their face.

Piper was trying to figure out what to say when Chris piped up, managing to say, "Whatever problems I might have, an Oedipus complex is not one of them!"

Piper nodded vigorously, "We are not even going there. You guys have sick minds!"

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Leo looked very relieved.

"Then you two haven't…" Phoebe said gesturing between the two visitors. "You know. Made-"

"Stop! Just stop that train of thought there." Chris begged Phoebe in desperation.

"Then how else could he have gotton you pregnant?" Prue asked Older Piper.

"Geh. Can we just drop that whole line of thought?" Pregnant Piper asked.

Past Piper had her hands over her face. "I second that. Can we get off the topic of MY future sex life?"

"How can you people even think that about us?" Chris said disgusted, still getting over the shock.

"Well what were we supposed to think?" Phoebe asked.

"What do you mean by Oedipus complex? Does Piper look like your Mom?" Leo asked more calmly. Heck anything to confirm that the love of his life hadn't fallen for another whitelighter.

"Uh. Yeah you could say there is quite a resemblance. Only you know, my mom's older." Chris said with what little humor could be afforded in this situation.

Pregnant Piper snickered.

"Then you're just good friends and Chris worries about keeping the Halliwell line going." Prue guessed.

Pregnant Piper looked at Chris, crossing her arms. "Something like that."

Piper the younger was quite ready to drop it at that, and her sisters weren't sure they wanted to try and analyze where what the visitors arguments had said had led to the contrary.

"Right, well, It's important." Chris said getting back to his aloof self.

"Right… so then besides that what do you do for the charmed ones." Leo asked trying to change the subject for his fiancee's sake.

"Babysitting, and trying to keep the Halliwell baby from becoming the worse evil that's ever been." Chris said challengingly.

Phoebe winced. "So Cole and I get married."

Chris looked at Future Piper significantly as if to ask "Cole?"

"Yes, but we have bigger problems than who's marrying whom ok?" Piper said uneasy with the situation.

"I agree, so how about we go downstairs and we can talk about what's really important. Like how do we get you guys back." Past Piper said.

"I agree." Future Piper said.

"Well of course you agree with her… you- you're vote shouldn't count." Phoebe said upset

"Well I agree we've been discussing superfluous problems." Leo said

"Thanks Leo." Piper chorused- with herself.

"Okay was that creepy for anyone else?" Phoebe asked putting her arms up.

Prue nodded preoccupied. She was more concerned now that it seemed like Chris their whitelighter from the future hadn't even really known who she was.

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Ok who wants me to throw Paige in here to add more fuel to the fire? :P More confusion! Please Review!