GiGi - Sorry I haven't updated this fic for a long time…. (cough cough )

Myoga - Eek! SARS!

GiGi - (glaring as hard as her coughing mind let her) Don't make me squish you!

Myoga - O.O MEEP!

GiGi - As you can see…. I'm sick…. Which really sucks…. since I'm not allowed to miss school or anything….

Kagome - Try Buckley's! It tastes awful and kills your tastebuds too!

Inuyasha - What is this Buckley's? And what were you doing eating it?!?!?!?

Kagome - -.-U Geez…. Just forget it….

Inuyasha - Kagome! Tell me! What is this Buckley's? Kagome!

GiGi - (walking Kagome 'sit' Inuyasha) Ummmmm…. Read and review?

DISCLAIMER - Eeny, meany, miney, mow…. I own nothing!

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Chapter 4

Not As it Seems

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As Sango made her daily morning rounds around the temple, she sensed something around her. Something that made her skin crawl…. Yet the feeling was so familiar.

Sango's eyes widened as she whirled around, trying to spot something unusual. "She's here already?"

"Miss Sango!" Hachi called out. "Miss Sango!"

Sango turned around as Hachi and Mushin rushed out carrying a very pale Miroku.

"Augh…. I don't feel good…. Have I been poisoned?" Miroku groaned.

"I don't have time to play games with you anymore." Sango said as she shoved Mushin and Hachi away and stepped behind Miroku. "Back off everyone!" she warned.

She thrust the palms of her hands onto his back a few times. Then she spun him around very fast. Miroku barely had time to breathe before Sango attacked him again. She ran away and then ran back and kicked him with her new combined strength and speed. Then she gave him multiple kicks and punches. Miroku eyes widened as the pain spread to every part in his body, yet he was unable to scream. She took this time to grab the accupunture needles from her two sisters who brought it to her and stabbed them straight into Miroku's head. All the way down until only the handles were showing. Miroku's eyes widened once again but this time he let out a bloodcurling cry.

"OWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

WWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

WWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

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Sango took out the needles and pushed Miroku back to Hachi and Mushin. Just then Miroku went down on all fours and started to throw up white foam.

"Master!" both Hachi and Mushin cried out.

Sango took a white bag and gave it to Miroku who was currently trying to stand up.

"Boil this medicine in hot water and then drink it 3 packets a day."

"Wait! This is the cure? This is the cure?" Miroku spat out with anger. "YOU MADE ME GO THROUGH ALL THAT BOGUS TRAINING WHEN YOU COULD HAVE CURED ME IN ONE SIMPLE ATTACK?"

"I was simply showing your revenge for all those innocent girls you played."

Miroku gridded his teeth as he was a lunge for Sango's throat. "WHY YOU!!!!!"

However, Mushin and Hachi grabbed him just in time. "Master stop! You are cured now!" Mushin explained as he and Hachi started to drag Miroku away from the temple.

"Thank you Miss Sango." Hachi added graciously. "Thank you so much."

Sango nodded and started running up the stairs.

"Wait! How much water do I boil this with?" Miroku shouted back to Sango.

"0.6L of spring water!" she called back.

"And how long do I boil this for?"

"Bring the water to a boil then simmer for 3 minutes!"

"Thank youuuuuuuu!" Miroku called out as he was dragged out the front gates.

"No problem!" she called back one last time.

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GiGi - Well that wasn't too bad….

Sango - Ha! Easy for you to say!

Miroku - Yeah! I got attacked by this beautiful taijiya!

Sango - ¬.¬#

Miroku - (grabs Sango's backside)

Sango - Meep! Perv! (slaps him)

Miroku - XD

Sango - ¬.¬

GiGi - ; Typical day with these two around…. And here are some questions I need to answer!

Q&A's

Why is Kagome the bad guy though...

Well…someone had to be the bad guy! And I figured for a change…. Kagome can be eeevvviiiillll! ; Its just a new perspective of Kagome! And I figured Kikyo can rot in hell in my other fics! See I'm so considerate! To all the Kagome lovers and haters…. And the Kikyo lovers and haters!

Doesn't Miroku know that you're not supposed to mention your old girlfriends to your new one?

Why is Miroku talking about his other girlfriends in front of his new one? Simple! First of all…. Sango ain't his girlfriend…. Yet…. wink wink And think about it! This is Miroku! The womanizer! I find it self-explanitory! And if it isn't…. then I cant really explain it then….

Doesn't Miroku die from having needles in his head?

Um…. if he was a real character…. Then probabaly…. But for the sake of this fic…. He's alive! And all is good!

Though I doubt they used chairs- including Lawn Chairs- all that often in feudal Japan... Maybe they did, maybe they didn't...

Yes I know there wasn't any lawn chairs back in Feudal Japan! I specifically said that in a short Authoress' Note! If you can't imagine a chair made of twigs or something…. Just improvise! ;

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GiGi - Remember…. (gets mini sparkly silver and baby blue pom poms out that she steals from her sister's Cheerleader Barbie) Give me a R! Give me an E! Give me a V! Give me an I! Give me an E! Give me a W! What's that spell?

Inuyasha - Pshhh! Like you can spell?

GiGi - (whacks Inuyasha on the head with a mini pom pom) REVIEW! (shakes the single pom pom around then throws it also into Inuyasha's face) PLEASE!

Inuyasha - Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrr…. (tackles GiGi)

GiGi - Meep! That's it! No more ramen for youuuuuuuuuuu!