The Appearance of Abnormality
Chapter Four: Chan-chan Is Coming To Town
Sachi and Calome were just on their way back to Sachi's place when they ran into A blond FOmarl sitting on a bench with her PDA.
"Oooh, PDA!", shouted Calome as she ran over to the FOmarl.
"Calome! No!", shouted Sachi. "Bad computer loving little freak!".
"So, Mr. PDA, what are you doing this weekend?", Calome asked the PDA, then preceding to lick the PDA.
"Eww!", screamed the FOmarl. "That's nappy! Get off my PDA!".
"Okay Calome!", said Sachi, pulling the HUneweral off the PDA. "Your Done.".
"My numbers 867-5309!", said Calome. "Call me you sexy piece of hardware!".
"I am terribly sorry about this little buster here.", said Sachi. "She has a computer fetish. She cant help it.".
"A computer wha?", asked the FOmarl, looking puzzled. "What's a fetish.".
"Never mind then.", said Sachi.
"Oh that's okay.", said the FOmarl. "I should be going, I gotta go see a man about some Caffeine.".
"Okay, Bye.", said Sachi.
"I sure hope that sexy beast gives me a call.", said Calome.
"Damn, girl.", said Sachi, smacking her forehead. "We have got to talk about your issues.".
Later Back At The House...
"I am home!", yelled Sachi. "Hello? Anyone here?".
"Im here!", shouted Anju. "I'll be right there.".
"Oh who's the cute little HUneweral?", asked Anju.
"My name is Calome.", said Calome. "I am the accidental child of Mome and Elly.".
"I BETTER GO HIDE MY LAPTOP!", shouted Anju, running to hide her computer.. "Be right back.".
"Darn!", said Calome. "I just wanted to say hello.".
"Hey Anju. Have you seen Odie?", asked Sachi.
"Yea.", said Anju. "He went to hang fliers to find his imaginary pet bantha Sir w00tsalot ran away.".
"He needs pills.", said Sachi. "Lots and lots of pills.".
Just then Odie walked in with the FOmarl Sachi and Calome had met before.
"Hello all Im back!", said Odie. "And everyone I'd like you to meet my friend, Chandra.".
"Hiya.", said Chandra. "My name is Chandra, but my friends call me Blondy or Chan-chan.".
"Hello, the names Sachi.", said Sachi. "And thats Anju and Calome.".
"I remember you guys!", said Chandra smacking her fist in her hand. "You're the one with the fetish.".
"Yea thats me!", said Calome. "My names Calome.".
"Calome, eh?", asked Odie. "I've herd about you. You're the cloned child of Mome and Elly. Who goes around all day running into walls and humping computers.".
"Hey! That was one time!", said Calome. "And that monitor was a tramp anyway.".
"So anyway.", said Odie. "Chandra just got kicked out of her apartment and needs a place to stay.".
"I guess she could stay here.", said Sachi. "But where will she sleep?".
"Oh, I'll just sleep in the garage.", said Chandra. "If its not too much of a problem with Odie.".
"Not at all.", said Odie. "I don't mind.".
"Okay, Chan-chan.", said Sachi. "You can stay, but if you two try anything strange, its out on the streets for the both of you.".
"Okay!", said Chandra and Odie simultaneously.
Chapter Four: Chan-chan Is Coming To Town
Sachi and Calome were just on their way back to Sachi's place when they ran into A blond FOmarl sitting on a bench with her PDA.
"Oooh, PDA!", shouted Calome as she ran over to the FOmarl.
"Calome! No!", shouted Sachi. "Bad computer loving little freak!".
"So, Mr. PDA, what are you doing this weekend?", Calome asked the PDA, then preceding to lick the PDA.
"Eww!", screamed the FOmarl. "That's nappy! Get off my PDA!".
"Okay Calome!", said Sachi, pulling the HUneweral off the PDA. "Your Done.".
"My numbers 867-5309!", said Calome. "Call me you sexy piece of hardware!".
"I am terribly sorry about this little buster here.", said Sachi. "She has a computer fetish. She cant help it.".
"A computer wha?", asked the FOmarl, looking puzzled. "What's a fetish.".
"Never mind then.", said Sachi.
"Oh that's okay.", said the FOmarl. "I should be going, I gotta go see a man about some Caffeine.".
"Okay, Bye.", said Sachi.
"I sure hope that sexy beast gives me a call.", said Calome.
"Damn, girl.", said Sachi, smacking her forehead. "We have got to talk about your issues.".
Later Back At The House...
"I am home!", yelled Sachi. "Hello? Anyone here?".
"Im here!", shouted Anju. "I'll be right there.".
"Oh who's the cute little HUneweral?", asked Anju.
"My name is Calome.", said Calome. "I am the accidental child of Mome and Elly.".
"I BETTER GO HIDE MY LAPTOP!", shouted Anju, running to hide her computer.. "Be right back.".
"Darn!", said Calome. "I just wanted to say hello.".
"Hey Anju. Have you seen Odie?", asked Sachi.
"Yea.", said Anju. "He went to hang fliers to find his imaginary pet bantha Sir w00tsalot ran away.".
"He needs pills.", said Sachi. "Lots and lots of pills.".
Just then Odie walked in with the FOmarl Sachi and Calome had met before.
"Hello all Im back!", said Odie. "And everyone I'd like you to meet my friend, Chandra.".
"Hiya.", said Chandra. "My name is Chandra, but my friends call me Blondy or Chan-chan.".
"Hello, the names Sachi.", said Sachi. "And thats Anju and Calome.".
"I remember you guys!", said Chandra smacking her fist in her hand. "You're the one with the fetish.".
"Yea thats me!", said Calome. "My names Calome.".
"Calome, eh?", asked Odie. "I've herd about you. You're the cloned child of Mome and Elly. Who goes around all day running into walls and humping computers.".
"Hey! That was one time!", said Calome. "And that monitor was a tramp anyway.".
"So anyway.", said Odie. "Chandra just got kicked out of her apartment and needs a place to stay.".
"I guess she could stay here.", said Sachi. "But where will she sleep?".
"Oh, I'll just sleep in the garage.", said Chandra. "If its not too much of a problem with Odie.".
"Not at all.", said Odie. "I don't mind.".
"Okay, Chan-chan.", said Sachi. "You can stay, but if you two try anything strange, its out on the streets for the both of you.".
"Okay!", said Chandra and Odie simultaneously.