The Appearance of Abnormality
Chapter Seven: What Is Mad Cabbage Style, Anyway?
For once all was quiet at the house, not much to say after the touching moments of earlier. That was until Odie returned with Headphones in tow.
"Hey Guys! I am Home!", shouted Odie. "And come out here I want you to meet, uh, this new friend type person I met!".
So as if they hadn't learned yet, the residents of the house came out to see this new person.
"Guys this is....", started Odie.
"Headphones.", said Headphones. "The names Headphones pleased to meet you all.".
The people then exchanged introductions and after a bit, a rumble was herd in the streets.
"The hell is that?", asked Sachi.
"Look outside!", yelled Anju.
And outside to everyone's surprise was a 500ft tall Rappy, with a deranged man at the helm, screaming, "SAVE THE RAPPIES! RFR IS MURDER!".
"OH MY GOD! IT'S A CHICKEN WALKER!", screamed Odie. "IT'S THE FREAKING APOCALYPSE!".
"I AM SORD!", shouted the pilot of the Rappy. "FEAR THE RAPPY!".
"Oh, I know what to do!", said Odie, obviously not thinking again. "I am going to throw my Caffeine Twin at it!". Odie then tossed the Twin like a javelin, not noticing that the Love Bot blocked his throwing path. The Twin was buried up to the middle of the hilt in the Love Bot's arm.
"Owch, that hurt.", said the Love Bot. "There appears to be something lodged in my arm.".
"Good Going, Dumbass!", shouted Calome at Odie, kicking him across the face. "You hurt the Father of my children!".
"OH DON'T EVEN GO THERE RIGHT NOW CALOME!", screamed Sachi. "We are all just one step away from being pancakes!".
Just then as Sord and the Giant Rappy where about to plant their mighty feet, a shout rang out from behind the Rappy.
"MAD CABBAGE STYLE! FIRST FORM!", said the shout. Over the head of the mighty Rappy, a halo of grants appeared. "FEAR THE CABBAGE! KILL THE RAPPY!".
The Rappy just let out a Godzilla like "Pi", as the grants climaxed and the Rappy was blown to bits.
"Could it really be?", gasped Sachi. "God, I hope not.".
Falling from the sky cloaked in blue and puff ball hat waving, a FOneweral decked out in blue with cape and robes as well, came down. Adjusting her rod, the FOneweral landed in front of Sachi, and said, "Hello, dear sister. It has been quite some time.".
"Temjin?", said Sachi. "Onechan? Is that really you?".
"Yes, it is I, Temjin-On.", said the FOneweral. "And I have returned from the great dojo, now a master of the Mad Cabbage Style.".
"Ladies and Gentlemen.", said Anju. "Join us in welcome into our house, the next Mad Cabbage Style Master. The one and only Temjin-On.".
Temjin looked around the room and settled her eyes on Odie.
At once she said, "Ah hah! Cocky little bastard! I have you now!".
"What?", asked Odie, puzzled as usual. "Did I do something.".
"Damn right you did something you little ass monkey.", said Temjin- On. "A few months ago you passed into my Dojo and tried to...Well I don't know what you where doing in there but you were not allowed in there.".
"Oh yea,", said Odie. "I don't remember that.".
"At any rate, you must pay!", said Temjin. "FOIE! DIE NOW!".
Odie just got toasted and fell to the ground, smoldering.
"Sorry, my mistake, force lady.", gasped Odie.
Chapter Seven: What Is Mad Cabbage Style, Anyway?
For once all was quiet at the house, not much to say after the touching moments of earlier. That was until Odie returned with Headphones in tow.
"Hey Guys! I am Home!", shouted Odie. "And come out here I want you to meet, uh, this new friend type person I met!".
So as if they hadn't learned yet, the residents of the house came out to see this new person.
"Guys this is....", started Odie.
"Headphones.", said Headphones. "The names Headphones pleased to meet you all.".
The people then exchanged introductions and after a bit, a rumble was herd in the streets.
"The hell is that?", asked Sachi.
"Look outside!", yelled Anju.
And outside to everyone's surprise was a 500ft tall Rappy, with a deranged man at the helm, screaming, "SAVE THE RAPPIES! RFR IS MURDER!".
"OH MY GOD! IT'S A CHICKEN WALKER!", screamed Odie. "IT'S THE FREAKING APOCALYPSE!".
"I AM SORD!", shouted the pilot of the Rappy. "FEAR THE RAPPY!".
"Oh, I know what to do!", said Odie, obviously not thinking again. "I am going to throw my Caffeine Twin at it!". Odie then tossed the Twin like a javelin, not noticing that the Love Bot blocked his throwing path. The Twin was buried up to the middle of the hilt in the Love Bot's arm.
"Owch, that hurt.", said the Love Bot. "There appears to be something lodged in my arm.".
"Good Going, Dumbass!", shouted Calome at Odie, kicking him across the face. "You hurt the Father of my children!".
"OH DON'T EVEN GO THERE RIGHT NOW CALOME!", screamed Sachi. "We are all just one step away from being pancakes!".
Just then as Sord and the Giant Rappy where about to plant their mighty feet, a shout rang out from behind the Rappy.
"MAD CABBAGE STYLE! FIRST FORM!", said the shout. Over the head of the mighty Rappy, a halo of grants appeared. "FEAR THE CABBAGE! KILL THE RAPPY!".
The Rappy just let out a Godzilla like "Pi", as the grants climaxed and the Rappy was blown to bits.
"Could it really be?", gasped Sachi. "God, I hope not.".
Falling from the sky cloaked in blue and puff ball hat waving, a FOneweral decked out in blue with cape and robes as well, came down. Adjusting her rod, the FOneweral landed in front of Sachi, and said, "Hello, dear sister. It has been quite some time.".
"Temjin?", said Sachi. "Onechan? Is that really you?".
"Yes, it is I, Temjin-On.", said the FOneweral. "And I have returned from the great dojo, now a master of the Mad Cabbage Style.".
"Ladies and Gentlemen.", said Anju. "Join us in welcome into our house, the next Mad Cabbage Style Master. The one and only Temjin-On.".
Temjin looked around the room and settled her eyes on Odie.
At once she said, "Ah hah! Cocky little bastard! I have you now!".
"What?", asked Odie, puzzled as usual. "Did I do something.".
"Damn right you did something you little ass monkey.", said Temjin- On. "A few months ago you passed into my Dojo and tried to...Well I don't know what you where doing in there but you were not allowed in there.".
"Oh yea,", said Odie. "I don't remember that.".
"At any rate, you must pay!", said Temjin. "FOIE! DIE NOW!".
Odie just got toasted and fell to the ground, smoldering.
"Sorry, my mistake, force lady.", gasped Odie.