The Appearance of Abnormality
Chapter Nine: Love, Life and Caffeine
With the birth of the children still far off, new love is starting to rear its ugly head once more. The relationship between Odie and Chandra has deepened, and when they say there's someone for everyone they mean it as the Rappy-obsessed Sord, is on the trail of the Mad Cabbage Style Master Temjin-On. For weeks after the announcement of the children on the way, Sord has been relentlessly asking Temjin out, being shot down and shot at every time.
"Guys, if Sord comes to the door.", said Temjin-On. "Cap his ass, Im sick of it right now.".
"Onechan.", said Sachi. "You really should at least give him one chance, plus violence in never the answer.".
"Eh screw that, I think I'll just shoot his ass.", sighed Temjin. "I wont be rid of him any other way.".
"You like him.", said Chandra. "Admit it. Its written all over your face.".
"Chan-chan, there isnt anything written on Temjin's face.", said Odie.
Chandra just did what she always did in response to a stupid comment, she just smacked her forehead.
"Chan-chan, if you keep doing that you'll kill your brain cells.", said Odie.
"Well at any rate, Onechan.", said Sachi. "Date him once, what do you have to loose?".
"Two things, my virginity and my sanity.", said Temjin. "But a few more weeks in this house and my sanity will go away anyway.".
"Yea! Do it!", said Odie. "My and Chandra will double date with you!".
"Double date with you two?", asked Temjin. "That sounds like the makings of a caffeine filled, blond moment, lint ball obsessing, save the rappies evening. I'll pass.".
"Please?", asked Odie. "I promise I wont lint ball it too much.".
"Okay! Fine.", sighed Temjin. "But if this is bad, And I mean really bad, you two will pay. Dearly.".
"Thats fine.", said Chandra.
"So why don't you go out and find Sord.", said Odie.
"I really just have to wait for him to come to me.", said Temjin. Sure enough, not long after that Sord came knocking once again.
"Hello, Sord.", said Temjin. "Nice day, isnt it.".
"Temjin, before you.", said Sord, once again stopped by Temjin, this time with her finger on his mouth.
"Yes.", said Temjin.
"Yes? Are you serious!", asked Sord, in shock. "Oh thank you so much!".
"But with one condition.", replied Temjin. "It's a double date with my two friends.".
"I'll take anything I can get!", said Sord. "See you at Seven tomarrow!".
"Okay.", said Temjin.
So thats how it went, the next day around 6:30, the house was in chaos, on the eve of the date.
"WHAT THE HELL AM I GOING TO WEAR?!?!?!", shouted Chandra. "RYAN YOU MUST HELP ME NOW!".
"DON'T ASK ME! IM SURE YOU WILL LOOK FINE!", shouted Odie back.
"Onechan, you seem calm.", said Sachi. "If I were in your nasty situation, Id be pissing myself.".
"Well, to tell you the truth.", said Temjin. "I have had so much to drink up to this point, I don't give a shit about anything.".
"Temmy, are you telling me that you plan on being so incredibly smashed by the time Sord arrives that you wont remember a thing?", asked Sachi. "Wouldn't that give him all the more ability to take advantage of you?".
"Oh well, what happens, happens.", said Temjin, taking a large drink of vodka. "Besides, what could possibly happen?". Later at the Café de Ragol, things on the date were not going smooth at all.
"Temjin, maybe you should...", said Sord.
"Should what?", asked Temjin, who was drunk off her ass. "Why don't you go rape a rappy, I mean seriously!".
"Well isnt this going well!", said Odie, drinking down another thing of Jolt Cola. "I for one am having a great time!".
"Oh yea, this is fun isnt it!", said Chandra.
"Come on Temjin, I think its time I took you home.", said Sord.
"PISS OFF!", shouted Temjin. "I HAVE NOT HAD ENOUGH YER YET!".
"Nope, your coming home with me.", said Sord.
"I SAID PISS OFF!", screamed Temjin, who tried to cast Rafoie, but since she was so drunk, she instead cast Gibarta on herself, blacking her out.
When Temjin next awoke, she found herself on a couch in Sord's appartment, next to a pile of stuffed Rappy plushes.
"Holy God, what am I doing here?", gasped Temjin. "We didn't screw I hope. Last thing I remember is a flash of cold.".
"You cast Gibarta on yourself.", said Sord. "So, I brought you home to defrost you, so to speak.".
"Thanks I guess.", said Temjin. "I owe you one.".
Chapter Nine: Love, Life and Caffeine
With the birth of the children still far off, new love is starting to rear its ugly head once more. The relationship between Odie and Chandra has deepened, and when they say there's someone for everyone they mean it as the Rappy-obsessed Sord, is on the trail of the Mad Cabbage Style Master Temjin-On. For weeks after the announcement of the children on the way, Sord has been relentlessly asking Temjin out, being shot down and shot at every time.
"Guys, if Sord comes to the door.", said Temjin-On. "Cap his ass, Im sick of it right now.".
"Onechan.", said Sachi. "You really should at least give him one chance, plus violence in never the answer.".
"Eh screw that, I think I'll just shoot his ass.", sighed Temjin. "I wont be rid of him any other way.".
"You like him.", said Chandra. "Admit it. Its written all over your face.".
"Chan-chan, there isnt anything written on Temjin's face.", said Odie.
Chandra just did what she always did in response to a stupid comment, she just smacked her forehead.
"Chan-chan, if you keep doing that you'll kill your brain cells.", said Odie.
"Well at any rate, Onechan.", said Sachi. "Date him once, what do you have to loose?".
"Two things, my virginity and my sanity.", said Temjin. "But a few more weeks in this house and my sanity will go away anyway.".
"Yea! Do it!", said Odie. "My and Chandra will double date with you!".
"Double date with you two?", asked Temjin. "That sounds like the makings of a caffeine filled, blond moment, lint ball obsessing, save the rappies evening. I'll pass.".
"Please?", asked Odie. "I promise I wont lint ball it too much.".
"Okay! Fine.", sighed Temjin. "But if this is bad, And I mean really bad, you two will pay. Dearly.".
"Thats fine.", said Chandra.
"So why don't you go out and find Sord.", said Odie.
"I really just have to wait for him to come to me.", said Temjin. Sure enough, not long after that Sord came knocking once again.
"Hello, Sord.", said Temjin. "Nice day, isnt it.".
"Temjin, before you.", said Sord, once again stopped by Temjin, this time with her finger on his mouth.
"Yes.", said Temjin.
"Yes? Are you serious!", asked Sord, in shock. "Oh thank you so much!".
"But with one condition.", replied Temjin. "It's a double date with my two friends.".
"I'll take anything I can get!", said Sord. "See you at Seven tomarrow!".
"Okay.", said Temjin.
So thats how it went, the next day around 6:30, the house was in chaos, on the eve of the date.
"WHAT THE HELL AM I GOING TO WEAR?!?!?!", shouted Chandra. "RYAN YOU MUST HELP ME NOW!".
"DON'T ASK ME! IM SURE YOU WILL LOOK FINE!", shouted Odie back.
"Onechan, you seem calm.", said Sachi. "If I were in your nasty situation, Id be pissing myself.".
"Well, to tell you the truth.", said Temjin. "I have had so much to drink up to this point, I don't give a shit about anything.".
"Temmy, are you telling me that you plan on being so incredibly smashed by the time Sord arrives that you wont remember a thing?", asked Sachi. "Wouldn't that give him all the more ability to take advantage of you?".
"Oh well, what happens, happens.", said Temjin, taking a large drink of vodka. "Besides, what could possibly happen?". Later at the Café de Ragol, things on the date were not going smooth at all.
"Temjin, maybe you should...", said Sord.
"Should what?", asked Temjin, who was drunk off her ass. "Why don't you go rape a rappy, I mean seriously!".
"Well isnt this going well!", said Odie, drinking down another thing of Jolt Cola. "I for one am having a great time!".
"Oh yea, this is fun isnt it!", said Chandra.
"Come on Temjin, I think its time I took you home.", said Sord.
"PISS OFF!", shouted Temjin. "I HAVE NOT HAD ENOUGH YER YET!".
"Nope, your coming home with me.", said Sord.
"I SAID PISS OFF!", screamed Temjin, who tried to cast Rafoie, but since she was so drunk, she instead cast Gibarta on herself, blacking her out.
When Temjin next awoke, she found herself on a couch in Sord's appartment, next to a pile of stuffed Rappy plushes.
"Holy God, what am I doing here?", gasped Temjin. "We didn't screw I hope. Last thing I remember is a flash of cold.".
"You cast Gibarta on yourself.", said Sord. "So, I brought you home to defrost you, so to speak.".
"Thanks I guess.", said Temjin. "I owe you one.".