The Appearance of Abnormality
Chapter Eleven: Fear The Green w00ts!
"THATS IT!", shouted Odie. "EUREKA!".
"What?", asked Headphones
"We have a bunch of Crazy Tunes and some drums, lets make a band!", said Odie.
"Yea thats a great idea.", said Sachi. "And I know just what to call it.".
"THE KNIGHTS OF THE GREEN W00T!", screamed Odie.
"Okay....", said Sachi. "That might work.".
"Lets call it that!", said Chandra. "Then I can play the drums!".
"This has the makings of a very, very bad idea.", said Temjin.
"Shut up Temmy, You don't know shiet.", said Headphones. "Besides we cant all bang Sord, some of us need a band to get some.".
"Go to hell, Headphones.", said Temjin, throwing a glass coaster at him. "And I am not banging him.".
"Though I wish you where.", said Sord. "Shit, I shouldn't have said that.".
"Damn straight, Sord.", said Temjin picking Sord up by the shirt collar and throwing him out the door. "Sord, give it up.".
"Never.", Sord said weakly.
"Okay then its settled!", said Sachi. "The Knights Of The Green w00t it is.".
So thats how it went down, with Odie and Sachi on Guitar, Headphones on bass, Chandra on drums and Sir w00tsalot as mascot, The Knights Of The Green w00t were born. What would happen next would change lives.
"We need to book a gig.", said Sachi.
"What's a gig?", asked Chandra. "Ima lost.".
"Heh, your lost. What else is new.", said Odie.
"Hey! Shut up you fruit.", said Chandra, giving him a hug.
"I know!", said Sachi. "Lets check the public BBS, someone would likely want us to play.".
"I can get you guys booked at a place.", said Anju. "My brother Sniper could hook us up!".
"You mean the notorious Inu-Sniper?", asked Temjin. "I remember reading about him. He is that paramilitary RAmar that owns that night club, the Drunken Ranger.".
"Yea, thats him.", said Anju. "Inu-Super-Accurate-2 Fast 2 Furious- Sniper-Saiyan-Kitty-16-The Stampede, he kinda went nuts and started a stockpile of weapons a few years back. Noone knows why.".
"Well, he is our best bet, Lets go meet him.", said Sachi.
So the knights went to meet Inu-Super-Accurate-2 Fast 2 Furious- Sniper-Saiyan-Kitty-16-The Stampede, the best chance they had for a gig. They kind him at the back of the house, polishing his sniper rifle.
"Greetings, My name is Inu-Super-Accurate-2 Fast 2 Furious-Sniper- Saiyan-Kitty-16-The Stampede.", said Sniper. "But you can just call me Snipes.".
"Hey brother.", said Anju.
"Dear sister, what is it that you need?", asked Sniper.
"I want you to book my best friend's band here some time.", replied Anju. "Thats them over there.".
"Hey, the name's Sachi and we are The Knights Of The Green w00t.", said Sachi, shaking Sniper's hand.
"Fine, your booked.", said Sniper.
"Great, thats great!", said Sachi. "Thank You!".
Meanwhile, back at the house.
"Sord, what is it?", asked Temjin. "That you see in me?".
"Lots of things.", said Sord. "Mostly its just uh...your ass.".
"Pervert.", said Temjin, smacking Sord with the back of her cane. "If thats all you want is a piece of ass, go some place else.".
"But Temjin, I really do love you.", said Sord. "Why cant you see that?".
"Thats wrong.", said Temjin. "I don't even know you enough to love you back. Besides, you scare me.".
"That makes me feel 2 feet tall.", said Sord. "But I still love you!".
Chapter Eleven: Fear The Green w00ts!
"THATS IT!", shouted Odie. "EUREKA!".
"What?", asked Headphones
"We have a bunch of Crazy Tunes and some drums, lets make a band!", said Odie.
"Yea thats a great idea.", said Sachi. "And I know just what to call it.".
"THE KNIGHTS OF THE GREEN W00T!", screamed Odie.
"Okay....", said Sachi. "That might work.".
"Lets call it that!", said Chandra. "Then I can play the drums!".
"This has the makings of a very, very bad idea.", said Temjin.
"Shut up Temmy, You don't know shiet.", said Headphones. "Besides we cant all bang Sord, some of us need a band to get some.".
"Go to hell, Headphones.", said Temjin, throwing a glass coaster at him. "And I am not banging him.".
"Though I wish you where.", said Sord. "Shit, I shouldn't have said that.".
"Damn straight, Sord.", said Temjin picking Sord up by the shirt collar and throwing him out the door. "Sord, give it up.".
"Never.", Sord said weakly.
"Okay then its settled!", said Sachi. "The Knights Of The Green w00t it is.".
So thats how it went down, with Odie and Sachi on Guitar, Headphones on bass, Chandra on drums and Sir w00tsalot as mascot, The Knights Of The Green w00t were born. What would happen next would change lives.
"We need to book a gig.", said Sachi.
"What's a gig?", asked Chandra. "Ima lost.".
"Heh, your lost. What else is new.", said Odie.
"Hey! Shut up you fruit.", said Chandra, giving him a hug.
"I know!", said Sachi. "Lets check the public BBS, someone would likely want us to play.".
"I can get you guys booked at a place.", said Anju. "My brother Sniper could hook us up!".
"You mean the notorious Inu-Sniper?", asked Temjin. "I remember reading about him. He is that paramilitary RAmar that owns that night club, the Drunken Ranger.".
"Yea, thats him.", said Anju. "Inu-Super-Accurate-2 Fast 2 Furious- Sniper-Saiyan-Kitty-16-The Stampede, he kinda went nuts and started a stockpile of weapons a few years back. Noone knows why.".
"Well, he is our best bet, Lets go meet him.", said Sachi.
So the knights went to meet Inu-Super-Accurate-2 Fast 2 Furious- Sniper-Saiyan-Kitty-16-The Stampede, the best chance they had for a gig. They kind him at the back of the house, polishing his sniper rifle.
"Greetings, My name is Inu-Super-Accurate-2 Fast 2 Furious-Sniper- Saiyan-Kitty-16-The Stampede.", said Sniper. "But you can just call me Snipes.".
"Hey brother.", said Anju.
"Dear sister, what is it that you need?", asked Sniper.
"I want you to book my best friend's band here some time.", replied Anju. "Thats them over there.".
"Hey, the name's Sachi and we are The Knights Of The Green w00t.", said Sachi, shaking Sniper's hand.
"Fine, your booked.", said Sniper.
"Great, thats great!", said Sachi. "Thank You!".
Meanwhile, back at the house.
"Sord, what is it?", asked Temjin. "That you see in me?".
"Lots of things.", said Sord. "Mostly its just uh...your ass.".
"Pervert.", said Temjin, smacking Sord with the back of her cane. "If thats all you want is a piece of ass, go some place else.".
"But Temjin, I really do love you.", said Sord. "Why cant you see that?".
"Thats wrong.", said Temjin. "I don't even know you enough to love you back. Besides, you scare me.".
"That makes me feel 2 feet tall.", said Sord. "But I still love you!".