The Appearance of Abnormality
Chapter Fourteen: Love Temjin
When Sord came to, he found he was in a small hut someplace deep in the jungles of Ragol. Standing over him was something he had not seen in a long while, a RAnewm.
"The hell?", asked Sord, bolting up from a tatami mat. "A RAnewm, but there where none on Pioneer 2..."
"Aye, I am from Pioneer 1.", said the RAnewm. "Names Josh."
"Im Sord, and well have you seen any forces out here recently?", asked Sord. "By the way, what are you doing here. But I thought all those on Pioneer 1 had died."
"Well, I came here a month before the Explosion, to escape sexual harassment charges.", said Josh. "And Force? Was it a female force?"
"Yea, she was a FOnewearl.", said Sord, on the verge of tears. "Named Temjin-On. I came out here to bring her back."
"Oh I can tell you love said strumpet, is she any good?", asked Josh.
"I wouldn't know.", said Sord. "We have never done it."
"Your not a eunuch, are you?", asked Josh with a look of horror in his face. "I mean, is that the reason you haven't done it yet?"
"WHAT! NO!", shouted Sord. "We aren't close enough to even think
of doing it."
"Well at any rate, I think you should be hungry, here let me get you some food.", said Josh, handing Sord a plate of some meat.
Sord took a bite, then went on to devour all of the meat in about 5 seconds. "Damn this is good!", said Sord. "What is it?"
"Gibbles Steak.", said Josh. "You know gibbles, the giant ape things that roam the jungle and mountains.
Sord stopped eating and proceeded to lose his lunch a few times after learning he was eating monkey meat. Josh laughed his ass off at this display.
"No stomach for good food.", said Josh shaking his head.
"Look as much as I would like to play food tester, I have to go get Temjin. I cant live without her.", said Sord.
"Let me help you.", said Josh. "I want to meet this girl who is worth the world to you, even though your both virgins. Heh."
"Do you ever not think with your balls?", asked Sord.
"You know, Im not sure...", replied Josh.
So Sord and Josh set out across the jungle to find Temjin and like before they didn't have much luck.
"So Sord, when I found you, you had just taken a huge blow and were flat on your ass. Did the girl do that?", asked Josh.
"Yea, funny thing.", replied Sord "Temjin had warned me not to follow and I did so she said it was for my own good and cast grants on me."
"Then why are you out here looking for her?", asked Josh, not understanding Sord's logic.
"I need her.", said Sord, with a twinkle in his eye. "I truly wish to spend the rest of my life with her."
"Good luck.", said Josh. "But if a girl like that attacked me a lot, It wouldn't seem worth it. But then again, Im not in love. I just wanna make it."
A sound of screams of pain and explosions filled the air, catching the attention of Sord and Josh.
"You hear that?", asked Sord.
"Aye, thats the sound of gibbons losing their lives.", replied Josh. "That is the best bet to find our target, go get your pussy boy!"
"Wish me luck, cause I am sure as hell gonna need it.", said Sord, who was now visibly worried.
Sord walked to the clearing and there stood Temjin-On casting mad spells on the attacking animals.
"Temjin,. You cant get rid of me this time.", said Sord. "I wont let you keep running away like this!".
"Sord, why.", asked Temjin. "Why do you persist at me?"
"Because from the moment I met you I have loved you and I always will.", said Sord. "And I'll be damned if you don't learn that fact."
"But Sord, Im not all that sure that I love you back.", said Temjin, tears starting to come to her eyes now. "Sord, I just don't know about anything like that. Im sorry I ran but really! I don't know the first thing about anything when it comes to love."
"Yea, and I am an expert.", said Sord.
"Oh Sord I just don't wanna hurt you if things didn't work out!", said Temjin, now crying, she then ran into Sord's arms, looking for embrace.
Sord just hugged her back and tried to comfort her. "Its okay, just give things a chance and everything will work out."
Chapter Fourteen: Love Temjin
When Sord came to, he found he was in a small hut someplace deep in the jungles of Ragol. Standing over him was something he had not seen in a long while, a RAnewm.
"The hell?", asked Sord, bolting up from a tatami mat. "A RAnewm, but there where none on Pioneer 2..."
"Aye, I am from Pioneer 1.", said the RAnewm. "Names Josh."
"Im Sord, and well have you seen any forces out here recently?", asked Sord. "By the way, what are you doing here. But I thought all those on Pioneer 1 had died."
"Well, I came here a month before the Explosion, to escape sexual harassment charges.", said Josh. "And Force? Was it a female force?"
"Yea, she was a FOnewearl.", said Sord, on the verge of tears. "Named Temjin-On. I came out here to bring her back."
"Oh I can tell you love said strumpet, is she any good?", asked Josh.
"I wouldn't know.", said Sord. "We have never done it."
"Your not a eunuch, are you?", asked Josh with a look of horror in his face. "I mean, is that the reason you haven't done it yet?"
"WHAT! NO!", shouted Sord. "We aren't close enough to even think
of doing it."
"Well at any rate, I think you should be hungry, here let me get you some food.", said Josh, handing Sord a plate of some meat.
Sord took a bite, then went on to devour all of the meat in about 5 seconds. "Damn this is good!", said Sord. "What is it?"
"Gibbles Steak.", said Josh. "You know gibbles, the giant ape things that roam the jungle and mountains.
Sord stopped eating and proceeded to lose his lunch a few times after learning he was eating monkey meat. Josh laughed his ass off at this display.
"No stomach for good food.", said Josh shaking his head.
"Look as much as I would like to play food tester, I have to go get Temjin. I cant live without her.", said Sord.
"Let me help you.", said Josh. "I want to meet this girl who is worth the world to you, even though your both virgins. Heh."
"Do you ever not think with your balls?", asked Sord.
"You know, Im not sure...", replied Josh.
So Sord and Josh set out across the jungle to find Temjin and like before they didn't have much luck.
"So Sord, when I found you, you had just taken a huge blow and were flat on your ass. Did the girl do that?", asked Josh.
"Yea, funny thing.", replied Sord "Temjin had warned me not to follow and I did so she said it was for my own good and cast grants on me."
"Then why are you out here looking for her?", asked Josh, not understanding Sord's logic.
"I need her.", said Sord, with a twinkle in his eye. "I truly wish to spend the rest of my life with her."
"Good luck.", said Josh. "But if a girl like that attacked me a lot, It wouldn't seem worth it. But then again, Im not in love. I just wanna make it."
A sound of screams of pain and explosions filled the air, catching the attention of Sord and Josh.
"You hear that?", asked Sord.
"Aye, thats the sound of gibbons losing their lives.", replied Josh. "That is the best bet to find our target, go get your pussy boy!"
"Wish me luck, cause I am sure as hell gonna need it.", said Sord, who was now visibly worried.
Sord walked to the clearing and there stood Temjin-On casting mad spells on the attacking animals.
"Temjin,. You cant get rid of me this time.", said Sord. "I wont let you keep running away like this!".
"Sord, why.", asked Temjin. "Why do you persist at me?"
"Because from the moment I met you I have loved you and I always will.", said Sord. "And I'll be damned if you don't learn that fact."
"But Sord, Im not all that sure that I love you back.", said Temjin, tears starting to come to her eyes now. "Sord, I just don't know about anything like that. Im sorry I ran but really! I don't know the first thing about anything when it comes to love."
"Yea, and I am an expert.", said Sord.
"Oh Sord I just don't wanna hurt you if things didn't work out!", said Temjin, now crying, she then ran into Sord's arms, looking for embrace.
Sord just hugged her back and tried to comfort her. "Its okay, just give things a chance and everything will work out."