The Appearance of Abnormality
Chapter Fifteen: Chaos, Thy Name Is Tingle
Temjin-On, Sord, and Josh had returned from the jungle, but not all at once, Temjin had once again gone off and Sord and Josh made for home first. When Sord and Josh got back home, they made a B-Line for the Drunken Ranger, to check in on The Knights Of The Green w00t.
"Hey guys.", said Sord. "I am back.".
"Welcome back, Sord!", said Sachi. "So how did it go?"
"Well, she is coming back, but I lost her again, she said she had to go get something.", said Sord. "And before I pull an Odie and forget, be introduced to the last surviving RAnewm from Pioneer 1, Josh!"
"Last surviving?", asked Anju. "Whoa. Thats interesting, very interesting."
"Not that much.", said Josh. "But your interesting. Very interesting indeed. Is your boyfriend treating you right?"
"I don't have a boyfriend.", said Anju, looking uneasy.
"Oh then, come over here and get to know me better...", said Josh, flashing an evil grin.
Sachi just stepped in front of him and said, "I don't take kindly to perverse smacktards like your self. I suggest you watch yourself."
"Perhaps Im not trying hard enough to knock one of you off your feet.", said Josh, lunging at Sachi, grabbing her in a large hug. "Now that should do it, cause right now your off your feet"
"Put Me Down Now!", shouted Sachi.
Then came a strange cry from across the club, it was a cry of, "Meep!"
"Hey put that lady down, silly RAnewm, don't you have any manners?", said a short FOnewearl, with a rabbit wand. "Hmm"
"Then can I have you instead?", asked Josh, who was already fond of the FOnewearl. "You cant expect me to go my whole life without any action."
The FOnewearl responded by smacking Josh with her rabbit wand. She then proceeded to bounce around the club shouting, "I feel like a pirate! Meep!"
"Okay...", said Sachi, dropping a major sweat drop. "Who are you?"
"Im Tingle!", said Tingle. "And I came to say you got a great band and I came looking for Uncle Temmy."
"Uncle....Temmy...?", asked Sord. "Someone should tell her that Temjin is a girl."
"Hmm. I know silly person, I just call her Uncle Temmy!", said Tingle.
"Little girl.", said Odie. "I don't know what kind of caffeine you are on, but where can I get some and how much is it?"
"...Chi?", said Tingle, turning her head in confusion.
"Here try this, its caffeine.", said Odie, handing Tingle some Jolt Cola.
Tingle took a sip then quickly drank the rest, and began to prance around saying, "Meep Caffeine! Yay Caffeine!"
"No way, she is like the little sister I cant remember if I have or not.", said Odie, who soon started doing the I got caffeine dance, who was followed in this dance by Chandra.
"Daaaaaaaamn!", exclaimed Sachi. "You would never guess that they are not related."
Admist all of this chaos, Sord walked outside. Sitting down on a park bench he thought to himself, "I wonder what It would be like if Temjin and I had kids... Hmm I what if Temjin and I had...", Sord was interrupted by a presence standing over him.
"What's with the goofy grin, Sord?", asked Temjin, who was eating a snow cone.
"Nothing, just deep in thought.", said Sord, bright red in the face.
"You're a piss poor liar, Sord.", said Temjin, taking a few licks on her snow cone.
"Heh, you noticed huh?", laughed Sord, still very much embarrassed. "Hey can I have a lick or two of your boobs...."
"Did you just...", asked Temjin, getting very pissed.
"NO! I MEANT SNOW CONE!", replied Sord.
"Oh okay...", said Temjin. "MAD CABBAGE STYLE!". Temjin took a rod out of no where and whacked Sord a good one across the back.
"YOU PSYCHO!", shouted Sord. "What did you do that for?"
"PSYCHO?", asked Temjin. "IM NOT THE PERVERT WHO ASKED TO HAVE A LICK OF MY BOOBS!"
"DAMN IT I MEANT SNOW CONE, MY MIND WAS IN THE GUTTER.", shouted Sord. "In my defense, of course."
"Sord, fine then. But anymore comments like that and your gonna learn the full meaning of Mad Cabbage Style.", said Temjin, walking into the Drunken Ranger.
"UNCLE TEMMY!", shouted Tingle, running over to Temjin and latching on to her. "Yay! Uncle Temmy is here!"
"Welcome back, Onechan.", said Sachi.
"So sister, how did the concert go?", asked Temjin.
"Great!", relied Sachi. "In fact, Sniper wants us to preform again.".
"Temjin!", shouted Josh. "Its so good to see you again."
In response to Josh, Temjin cast foie, sending him running.
"What did I do?", asked Josh. "Oh yea, I grabbed your ass. Sorry but I hadn't seen any ass but a gibbon's for damn near a year."
"Thats no excuse, you have to at least know a person before you get all touchy, feeley", said Temjin.
"Thats true.", said Josh. "So can you tell me what kind of flowers your sister likes?"
"Roses are red, violets are blue, and now on that, heres a guitaru smack for you!", said Sachi, swinging her Crazy Tune at Josh, sending him flying into the door of Sniper's office, from which you could hear the faint cry of "APOCALYPSE!".
Chapter Fifteen: Chaos, Thy Name Is Tingle
Temjin-On, Sord, and Josh had returned from the jungle, but not all at once, Temjin had once again gone off and Sord and Josh made for home first. When Sord and Josh got back home, they made a B-Line for the Drunken Ranger, to check in on The Knights Of The Green w00t.
"Hey guys.", said Sord. "I am back.".
"Welcome back, Sord!", said Sachi. "So how did it go?"
"Well, she is coming back, but I lost her again, she said she had to go get something.", said Sord. "And before I pull an Odie and forget, be introduced to the last surviving RAnewm from Pioneer 1, Josh!"
"Last surviving?", asked Anju. "Whoa. Thats interesting, very interesting."
"Not that much.", said Josh. "But your interesting. Very interesting indeed. Is your boyfriend treating you right?"
"I don't have a boyfriend.", said Anju, looking uneasy.
"Oh then, come over here and get to know me better...", said Josh, flashing an evil grin.
Sachi just stepped in front of him and said, "I don't take kindly to perverse smacktards like your self. I suggest you watch yourself."
"Perhaps Im not trying hard enough to knock one of you off your feet.", said Josh, lunging at Sachi, grabbing her in a large hug. "Now that should do it, cause right now your off your feet"
"Put Me Down Now!", shouted Sachi.
Then came a strange cry from across the club, it was a cry of, "Meep!"
"Hey put that lady down, silly RAnewm, don't you have any manners?", said a short FOnewearl, with a rabbit wand. "Hmm"
"Then can I have you instead?", asked Josh, who was already fond of the FOnewearl. "You cant expect me to go my whole life without any action."
The FOnewearl responded by smacking Josh with her rabbit wand. She then proceeded to bounce around the club shouting, "I feel like a pirate! Meep!"
"Okay...", said Sachi, dropping a major sweat drop. "Who are you?"
"Im Tingle!", said Tingle. "And I came to say you got a great band and I came looking for Uncle Temmy."
"Uncle....Temmy...?", asked Sord. "Someone should tell her that Temjin is a girl."
"Hmm. I know silly person, I just call her Uncle Temmy!", said Tingle.
"Little girl.", said Odie. "I don't know what kind of caffeine you are on, but where can I get some and how much is it?"
"...Chi?", said Tingle, turning her head in confusion.
"Here try this, its caffeine.", said Odie, handing Tingle some Jolt Cola.
Tingle took a sip then quickly drank the rest, and began to prance around saying, "Meep Caffeine! Yay Caffeine!"
"No way, she is like the little sister I cant remember if I have or not.", said Odie, who soon started doing the I got caffeine dance, who was followed in this dance by Chandra.
"Daaaaaaaamn!", exclaimed Sachi. "You would never guess that they are not related."
Admist all of this chaos, Sord walked outside. Sitting down on a park bench he thought to himself, "I wonder what It would be like if Temjin and I had kids... Hmm I what if Temjin and I had...", Sord was interrupted by a presence standing over him.
"What's with the goofy grin, Sord?", asked Temjin, who was eating a snow cone.
"Nothing, just deep in thought.", said Sord, bright red in the face.
"You're a piss poor liar, Sord.", said Temjin, taking a few licks on her snow cone.
"Heh, you noticed huh?", laughed Sord, still very much embarrassed. "Hey can I have a lick or two of your boobs...."
"Did you just...", asked Temjin, getting very pissed.
"NO! I MEANT SNOW CONE!", replied Sord.
"Oh okay...", said Temjin. "MAD CABBAGE STYLE!". Temjin took a rod out of no where and whacked Sord a good one across the back.
"YOU PSYCHO!", shouted Sord. "What did you do that for?"
"PSYCHO?", asked Temjin. "IM NOT THE PERVERT WHO ASKED TO HAVE A LICK OF MY BOOBS!"
"DAMN IT I MEANT SNOW CONE, MY MIND WAS IN THE GUTTER.", shouted Sord. "In my defense, of course."
"Sord, fine then. But anymore comments like that and your gonna learn the full meaning of Mad Cabbage Style.", said Temjin, walking into the Drunken Ranger.
"UNCLE TEMMY!", shouted Tingle, running over to Temjin and latching on to her. "Yay! Uncle Temmy is here!"
"Welcome back, Onechan.", said Sachi.
"So sister, how did the concert go?", asked Temjin.
"Great!", relied Sachi. "In fact, Sniper wants us to preform again.".
"Temjin!", shouted Josh. "Its so good to see you again."
In response to Josh, Temjin cast foie, sending him running.
"What did I do?", asked Josh. "Oh yea, I grabbed your ass. Sorry but I hadn't seen any ass but a gibbon's for damn near a year."
"Thats no excuse, you have to at least know a person before you get all touchy, feeley", said Temjin.
"Thats true.", said Josh. "So can you tell me what kind of flowers your sister likes?"
"Roses are red, violets are blue, and now on that, heres a guitaru smack for you!", said Sachi, swinging her Crazy Tune at Josh, sending him flying into the door of Sniper's office, from which you could hear the faint cry of "APOCALYPSE!".