The Appearance of Abnormality
Chapter Sixteen: Temjin-On, Till Death A Virgin
"Uncle Temmy?", asked Tingle. "When am I gonna have an Aunt?"
"Tingle, Temjin isnt a lesbian...", said Sord.
"Or are you?", said Sniper, emerging from his office.
"Im not.", said Temjin, getting very pissed. "And Sniper, unless you wanna lose two of your brains, I suggest you don't get all perverse."
"Okay... Sorry.", said Sniper.
"Well Tingle, I don't know when your getting an aunt.", said Temjin. "Which in her world would really be slang for when are you getting a boyfriend."
"How is it that you can understand her?", asked Sachi.
"You used to say the stupidest things when you were little.", replied Temjin, with a smirk. "We needed a translator most of the time to understand you! But I somehow learned how to."
Sachi just turned red in embarrassment. "Thanks for sharing, Onechan.", said Sachi.
"Well at any rate, I am going home, for some sleep.", said Temjin, rubbing her eyes. "Bye."
No sooner than Temjin had left, all eyes turned to Sord. Sord looked around and said, "What?"
"Don't play dumb.", said Sachi. "We know what you two have been doing."
"Yea spill the beans.", said Headphones. "How was she?"
All eyes suddenly went to Headphones, who just shrugged his shoulders and asked, "What? We were all thinking it I just had to say it."
"Well...", said Sord. "To tell you the truth, we haven't had sex yet, we aren't even going out."
"My god, you can't be serious.", said Headphones.
Sord at that moment got a mail.
"I got mail, hold on a second.", said Sord. "Its from Temjin, she wants to talk to me about something important."
"Oh ho ho!", said Headphones, a gleam in his eye. "Sord's gonna score! Sord's Gonna Score!".
"Be warned, Sord.", said Sachi. "If you and Onechan do the deed, so to speak, be smart and use protection. If your seed brings the makings of a bastard child, I will teach you why guitars are nature's multi tools."
"Trust me.", said Sord, patting Sachi's shoulder. "I wont mess up."
Sord set out for the house to find Temjin, thoughts swirling in his mind.
"Wonder what Temjin, wants.", said Sord. "Maybe. Nah I cant think like that, Im getting my hopes up."
Sord soon arrived at the house, and there was Temjin, on the couch.
"Temjin, you wanted to see me?", asked Sord.
"Before we start, leave your perverse thoughts and hopes at the door.", said Temjin. "Your not going to like what I have to tell you."
"Your not a man are you?", asked Sord.
"How dare you!", shouted Temjin. "I should..."
"Sorry, really sorry.", said Sord quickly, trying to avoid being whooped. "Ignore that."
"Sord, I brought you here today to tell you the reason that we can never be together.", said Temjin, putting her hand on Sord's.
"What is stopping us?", asked Sord. "Its me isnt it. I have been coming on too strong..."
"Sord, it isnt you.", replied Temjin. "Its me. Back when I entered the Mad Cabbage Style dojo, I had to take an oath, that so long as I stayed in the order, I had to remain a virgin."
Sord just stared, with a blank stare on his face, as if he was replying every word Temjin had just said. Finally, Sord said, "So thats it then."
"Mostly.", said Temjin. "Then again, the order had always lost great members because of this, Id have to check with the order first before we even went out."
"Temjin, I cant take you from the order, but if you think checking with them is what is right, then do it.", said Sord, tightening his grip on Temjin's hand.
"I don't know.", said Temjin, now looking straight into Sord's eyes.
"Temjin...", spoke Sord, looking deep into Temjin's eyes.
"Sord...", said Temjin doing the same...
You wanna know what happens don't you? Too bad, for your just gonna have to wait!
Chapter Sixteen: Temjin-On, Till Death A Virgin
"Uncle Temmy?", asked Tingle. "When am I gonna have an Aunt?"
"Tingle, Temjin isnt a lesbian...", said Sord.
"Or are you?", said Sniper, emerging from his office.
"Im not.", said Temjin, getting very pissed. "And Sniper, unless you wanna lose two of your brains, I suggest you don't get all perverse."
"Okay... Sorry.", said Sniper.
"Well Tingle, I don't know when your getting an aunt.", said Temjin. "Which in her world would really be slang for when are you getting a boyfriend."
"How is it that you can understand her?", asked Sachi.
"You used to say the stupidest things when you were little.", replied Temjin, with a smirk. "We needed a translator most of the time to understand you! But I somehow learned how to."
Sachi just turned red in embarrassment. "Thanks for sharing, Onechan.", said Sachi.
"Well at any rate, I am going home, for some sleep.", said Temjin, rubbing her eyes. "Bye."
No sooner than Temjin had left, all eyes turned to Sord. Sord looked around and said, "What?"
"Don't play dumb.", said Sachi. "We know what you two have been doing."
"Yea spill the beans.", said Headphones. "How was she?"
All eyes suddenly went to Headphones, who just shrugged his shoulders and asked, "What? We were all thinking it I just had to say it."
"Well...", said Sord. "To tell you the truth, we haven't had sex yet, we aren't even going out."
"My god, you can't be serious.", said Headphones.
Sord at that moment got a mail.
"I got mail, hold on a second.", said Sord. "Its from Temjin, she wants to talk to me about something important."
"Oh ho ho!", said Headphones, a gleam in his eye. "Sord's gonna score! Sord's Gonna Score!".
"Be warned, Sord.", said Sachi. "If you and Onechan do the deed, so to speak, be smart and use protection. If your seed brings the makings of a bastard child, I will teach you why guitars are nature's multi tools."
"Trust me.", said Sord, patting Sachi's shoulder. "I wont mess up."
Sord set out for the house to find Temjin, thoughts swirling in his mind.
"Wonder what Temjin, wants.", said Sord. "Maybe. Nah I cant think like that, Im getting my hopes up."
Sord soon arrived at the house, and there was Temjin, on the couch.
"Temjin, you wanted to see me?", asked Sord.
"Before we start, leave your perverse thoughts and hopes at the door.", said Temjin. "Your not going to like what I have to tell you."
"Your not a man are you?", asked Sord.
"How dare you!", shouted Temjin. "I should..."
"Sorry, really sorry.", said Sord quickly, trying to avoid being whooped. "Ignore that."
"Sord, I brought you here today to tell you the reason that we can never be together.", said Temjin, putting her hand on Sord's.
"What is stopping us?", asked Sord. "Its me isnt it. I have been coming on too strong..."
"Sord, it isnt you.", replied Temjin. "Its me. Back when I entered the Mad Cabbage Style dojo, I had to take an oath, that so long as I stayed in the order, I had to remain a virgin."
Sord just stared, with a blank stare on his face, as if he was replying every word Temjin had just said. Finally, Sord said, "So thats it then."
"Mostly.", said Temjin. "Then again, the order had always lost great members because of this, Id have to check with the order first before we even went out."
"Temjin, I cant take you from the order, but if you think checking with them is what is right, then do it.", said Sord, tightening his grip on Temjin's hand.
"I don't know.", said Temjin, now looking straight into Sord's eyes.
"Temjin...", spoke Sord, looking deep into Temjin's eyes.
"Sord...", said Temjin doing the same...
You wanna know what happens don't you? Too bad, for your just gonna have to wait!