The Appearance of Abnormality
Chapter Eighteen: A Bachelor Party, Hug Me
Wait a second, you all want to know what happened between Sord and Temjin a few days back, don't you? Well there isnt much to say really, they just shared a tender moment, use your imagination to fill in the blanks, but they didn't do anything serious. Now on to what we all wanna read about, the Bachelor party! With Calome days away from her due date and her and the Love Bot having already tied the not, they never had time for a Bachelor party, so Headphones decided to throw one for his robotic friend, which he just used as an excuse to buy a keg.
"Sachi, you guys need to be out of the house tonight.", said Headphones, wheeling a keg of beer through the front door.
"Why? Its my house!", asked Sachi.
"Im throwing a bachelor party for the Love Bot, so ha.", replied Headphones.
"Well I guess I cant stop you.", said Sachi. "But if my house gets torn up, your ass is mine."
"Fine, fine.", said Headphones, petting his keg. "My Pretty."
"Odie, you cant go.", said Chandra. "There's gonna be boobies there."
"Thats fine.", said Odie. "That party isnt going to end well anyway, cause Headphones cant do much of anything right!"
"Whatever.", said Headphones. "Hey Love Bot, we are on for the Bachelor Party."
"Bachelor Party?", asked Sir w00tsalot. "Mind if a smelly old Bantha cuts in on this action?"
"Not at all, w00t man.", said Headphones. "This will be great."
"Hmm.", said Tingle, walking in from the bathroom, toilet paper trailing off her shoe. "Oooh! I love parties! Can I come too?"
"It's a bachelor party.", said Sir w00tsalot. "I don't think you wanna go."
"Meep! Bachelor Party?", said Tingle. "Yea I don't think I want to go."
"Im in.", said Josh. "Damn! Sord would have loved to go to this. Im going to mail him and tell him we are having one."
Meanwhile, on Gal Da Val Island...
"Hey Temjin!", said Sord. "I got mail."
"Oh really?", asked Temjin. "Woo hoo! Good for Sord!"
"You don't have to be sarcastic.", said Sord, reading the message. "DAMN! They are throwing a bachelor party for the Love Bot! I wanna go."
"Suit yourself, I'll cast Ryuker.", said Temjin, raising her hands to cast the spell.
"Wait, thats okay.", said Sord, putting Temjin's hands down. "I'll go with you to confront the council."
"Im telling you Sord.", said Temjin. "Last chance to turn back."
"Im fine.", said Sord. Back at the house....
"Lets get this party started!", shouted Josh. "Crack open that keg."
"I love beer hardcore.", said the Love Bot, chugging a large glass.
"Easy there, big fella.", said Sir w00tsalot. "Don't get yourself smashed."
"Eh, let him be. w00tman.", said Headphones, taking a big swig out of a bottle in brown paper sack. "Its his party after all."
"Thats true.", said Sir w00tsalot. "Go ahead then, drink up!"
It didn't take long till Anju in advertently arrived at home, and by this time, everyone was a little tipsy.
"Hello, hello!", said Josh, smacking Anju's ass. "What have we hear?"
"Ah!", screamed Anju, running out of the house. "Fuck you Josh! You Pervert!"
"Whoa.", said Josh.
"I am the Love Bot! Im loving you hardcore!", said the Love Bot, mounting a trash can. "Yea. Oh yea."
"OH MY GOD!", shouted Headphones. "HE IS RAPING A TRASH CAN!"
They all awoke the next morning, hung over, dazed and confused.
"Damn, we were wasted last night.", said Josh.
He looked around, seeing the Love Bot passed out, mid hump, on the trash can.
Chapter Eighteen: A Bachelor Party, Hug Me
Wait a second, you all want to know what happened between Sord and Temjin a few days back, don't you? Well there isnt much to say really, they just shared a tender moment, use your imagination to fill in the blanks, but they didn't do anything serious. Now on to what we all wanna read about, the Bachelor party! With Calome days away from her due date and her and the Love Bot having already tied the not, they never had time for a Bachelor party, so Headphones decided to throw one for his robotic friend, which he just used as an excuse to buy a keg.
"Sachi, you guys need to be out of the house tonight.", said Headphones, wheeling a keg of beer through the front door.
"Why? Its my house!", asked Sachi.
"Im throwing a bachelor party for the Love Bot, so ha.", replied Headphones.
"Well I guess I cant stop you.", said Sachi. "But if my house gets torn up, your ass is mine."
"Fine, fine.", said Headphones, petting his keg. "My Pretty."
"Odie, you cant go.", said Chandra. "There's gonna be boobies there."
"Thats fine.", said Odie. "That party isnt going to end well anyway, cause Headphones cant do much of anything right!"
"Whatever.", said Headphones. "Hey Love Bot, we are on for the Bachelor Party."
"Bachelor Party?", asked Sir w00tsalot. "Mind if a smelly old Bantha cuts in on this action?"
"Not at all, w00t man.", said Headphones. "This will be great."
"Hmm.", said Tingle, walking in from the bathroom, toilet paper trailing off her shoe. "Oooh! I love parties! Can I come too?"
"It's a bachelor party.", said Sir w00tsalot. "I don't think you wanna go."
"Meep! Bachelor Party?", said Tingle. "Yea I don't think I want to go."
"Im in.", said Josh. "Damn! Sord would have loved to go to this. Im going to mail him and tell him we are having one."
Meanwhile, on Gal Da Val Island...
"Hey Temjin!", said Sord. "I got mail."
"Oh really?", asked Temjin. "Woo hoo! Good for Sord!"
"You don't have to be sarcastic.", said Sord, reading the message. "DAMN! They are throwing a bachelor party for the Love Bot! I wanna go."
"Suit yourself, I'll cast Ryuker.", said Temjin, raising her hands to cast the spell.
"Wait, thats okay.", said Sord, putting Temjin's hands down. "I'll go with you to confront the council."
"Im telling you Sord.", said Temjin. "Last chance to turn back."
"Im fine.", said Sord. Back at the house....
"Lets get this party started!", shouted Josh. "Crack open that keg."
"I love beer hardcore.", said the Love Bot, chugging a large glass.
"Easy there, big fella.", said Sir w00tsalot. "Don't get yourself smashed."
"Eh, let him be. w00tman.", said Headphones, taking a big swig out of a bottle in brown paper sack. "Its his party after all."
"Thats true.", said Sir w00tsalot. "Go ahead then, drink up!"
It didn't take long till Anju in advertently arrived at home, and by this time, everyone was a little tipsy.
"Hello, hello!", said Josh, smacking Anju's ass. "What have we hear?"
"Ah!", screamed Anju, running out of the house. "Fuck you Josh! You Pervert!"
"Whoa.", said Josh.
"I am the Love Bot! Im loving you hardcore!", said the Love Bot, mounting a trash can. "Yea. Oh yea."
"OH MY GOD!", shouted Headphones. "HE IS RAPING A TRASH CAN!"
They all awoke the next morning, hung over, dazed and confused.
"Damn, we were wasted last night.", said Josh.
He looked around, seeing the Love Bot passed out, mid hump, on the trash can.