The Appearance Of Abnormality
Chapter Twenty-one: The End? No! The Abnormality Never Dies!
The gang sat around the house, trying to figure out what to do for the near dead Sord. A little later Sniper bust in the door.
"Guys, Im going to kill that red coated devil!", said Sniper. "She just openly challenged me to a fight at my weapons stash in the forest!"
"Don't get ahead of yourself, brother.", said Anju. "You said it yourself she is good."
"I don't care anymore. I cant turn this down.", said Sniper.
"Fine, go get killed.", said Anju. "My job was to warn you, but I sure as hell cant stop you."
"Sister, if I don't survive this.", said Sniper. "I want you to bury me with Old Snipey."
"You still have that piece of shit?", laughed Anju. "I thought the dragon stepped on it."
"Bullshit! I could never sell Old Snipey.", said Sniper, hugging his rifle.
"Heh, as I recall you sleep with that thing at your side.", snickered Anju.
"I hope that you put the safety on Mr. Snipey.", said Tingle. "For one is liable to shoot off one's dinger off with out it on."
"Tingle...", said Anju.
"Well I have to go prepare for my fight! Bye!", said Sniper, leaving for the Drunken Ranger.
"Anju...", said Sachi, placing her hand on Anju's shoulder. "Your brother is fucked."
"Yea I know.", responded Anju. "He is royally screwed."
"What do you intend to do for him?", asked Sachi.
"Probably nothing.", replied Anju. "I don't really know what I should do."
"Im sure that with someone like you or me backing him up.", said Sachi.
"No...", said Anju. "He has to do it alone. Besides, If he dies its his own damn fault."
A knock at the door was soon herd. Sachi went over and answered it.
"Yes?", asked Sachi, greeting the RAmar at the door.
"Excuse me madam,", replied the RAmar. "But have you found the almighty Doughnut yet?"
"No I cant say that I have.", said Sachi.
"Well, for the low, low price of...", the RAmar was cut off when Sachi slammed the door.
"You just lost me.", said Sachi. "Come back in about a week when I will need religion."
"And just what do you mean by that?", asked Anju.
"I figure in about a week I will be so far out of my sane mind that I will need god as a pick me up.", replied Sachi.
Sniper left for the forest with nothing but his Rifle 'Old Snipey' and his handgun he simply called the 'Vash' gun. When he got to his weapons stash, he saw that the gang had come out to support him and that Christy was there in her Red Trench coat with a shotgun in hand.
"So you decided to show, did you?", asked Christy. "Suit yourself. Im not the one who is going to die."
"Im going to die?", replied Sniper. "You couldn't him the backside of a Pan Arm's ass."
"Yeah well at least I don't surf Pan Arms ass!", said Christy.
"Hey no gay bashing!", shouted Sachi. "Or I will come over there and fuck you up!"
"Stay outta this Sachi.", said Sniper. "I gotta do this alone."
"Well lets go!", said Christy, doing a bullet time lunge at Sniper.
"Fine!", said Sniper, doing the same.
The two fired shots from their respective weapons, in bullet time of course. The crowd of on lookers just stared as the two went on in bullet time. Sniper hit the ground first and get a new weapon out, a set of mechguns. Christy, not to be out done did the same, and again a bullet time fight began.
"Your form is like a wet noodle!", shouted Christy. "I bet your penis is like a wet noodle as well!"
"You jackass!", shouted Sniper. "Thats dirty pool! You cant say that there are children watching!"
For a moment the bullet time fight stopped as Christy looked for the children watching. Sniper took this opportunity to throw a grenade, which Christy narrowly dodged.
"You cheated!", shouted Christy. "And there are no children watching needle dick!"
"STOP CALLING ME NEEDLE DICK YOU FLAT CHESTED PIECE OF SHIT!", shouted Sniper.
"Tingle, cover your ears.", said Sachi from the crowd.
"Your asking for it Sniper boy.", said Christy.
The fighting went on like this for about an hour with bullets and insults flying nonstop.
"What is it with you and red?", asked Sniper. "Your not a... god damn Im running outta insults, hey no boobs what is a good comeback?"
"Thats it.", replied Christy. "Thats the last boob joke your going to make." Christy took out a hand grenade from her pocket.
"What are you going to do with that?", asked Sniper.
"This.", replied Christy, walking over to Sniper's weapons stash and tossing the grenade down the opening in the bunker. "Say bye to your life's work."
"HOLY SHIT! EVERYBODY RUN!", screamed Sniper as everyone followed him away.
A gigantic explosion erupted that could be seen from out in space on Pioneer 2, where every person watching fell to the ground in a fetal position, put there head between their knees and shouted in unison, "APOCALYPSE!". This cry could be herd down on Ragol.
"Did you hear something?", asked Odie, who was on the beach with Chandra.
"Nope, nothing at all, just the sounds of impending doom.", replied Chandra.
"Oh.", said Odie. "Okay."
Sniper looked around for left over weapons, he had nothing but Old Snipey. He shook his head and said, "Damn. That chick was diabolical."
"These things are great...", said Sachi, dazed by the blast.
To think on that day the conception rate went up by 10%...
"Well brother.", said Anju. "I have to hand it to you, despite your penal issues, you have overcome a great challenge."
Back at the house Sord bolted up from his coma and shouted, "Temjin!"
End Of The Appearance Of Abnormality...
Chapter Twenty-one: The End? No! The Abnormality Never Dies!
The gang sat around the house, trying to figure out what to do for the near dead Sord. A little later Sniper bust in the door.
"Guys, Im going to kill that red coated devil!", said Sniper. "She just openly challenged me to a fight at my weapons stash in the forest!"
"Don't get ahead of yourself, brother.", said Anju. "You said it yourself she is good."
"I don't care anymore. I cant turn this down.", said Sniper.
"Fine, go get killed.", said Anju. "My job was to warn you, but I sure as hell cant stop you."
"Sister, if I don't survive this.", said Sniper. "I want you to bury me with Old Snipey."
"You still have that piece of shit?", laughed Anju. "I thought the dragon stepped on it."
"Bullshit! I could never sell Old Snipey.", said Sniper, hugging his rifle.
"Heh, as I recall you sleep with that thing at your side.", snickered Anju.
"I hope that you put the safety on Mr. Snipey.", said Tingle. "For one is liable to shoot off one's dinger off with out it on."
"Tingle...", said Anju.
"Well I have to go prepare for my fight! Bye!", said Sniper, leaving for the Drunken Ranger.
"Anju...", said Sachi, placing her hand on Anju's shoulder. "Your brother is fucked."
"Yea I know.", responded Anju. "He is royally screwed."
"What do you intend to do for him?", asked Sachi.
"Probably nothing.", replied Anju. "I don't really know what I should do."
"Im sure that with someone like you or me backing him up.", said Sachi.
"No...", said Anju. "He has to do it alone. Besides, If he dies its his own damn fault."
A knock at the door was soon herd. Sachi went over and answered it.
"Yes?", asked Sachi, greeting the RAmar at the door.
"Excuse me madam,", replied the RAmar. "But have you found the almighty Doughnut yet?"
"No I cant say that I have.", said Sachi.
"Well, for the low, low price of...", the RAmar was cut off when Sachi slammed the door.
"You just lost me.", said Sachi. "Come back in about a week when I will need religion."
"And just what do you mean by that?", asked Anju.
"I figure in about a week I will be so far out of my sane mind that I will need god as a pick me up.", replied Sachi.
Sniper left for the forest with nothing but his Rifle 'Old Snipey' and his handgun he simply called the 'Vash' gun. When he got to his weapons stash, he saw that the gang had come out to support him and that Christy was there in her Red Trench coat with a shotgun in hand.
"So you decided to show, did you?", asked Christy. "Suit yourself. Im not the one who is going to die."
"Im going to die?", replied Sniper. "You couldn't him the backside of a Pan Arm's ass."
"Yeah well at least I don't surf Pan Arms ass!", said Christy.
"Hey no gay bashing!", shouted Sachi. "Or I will come over there and fuck you up!"
"Stay outta this Sachi.", said Sniper. "I gotta do this alone."
"Well lets go!", said Christy, doing a bullet time lunge at Sniper.
"Fine!", said Sniper, doing the same.
The two fired shots from their respective weapons, in bullet time of course. The crowd of on lookers just stared as the two went on in bullet time. Sniper hit the ground first and get a new weapon out, a set of mechguns. Christy, not to be out done did the same, and again a bullet time fight began.
"Your form is like a wet noodle!", shouted Christy. "I bet your penis is like a wet noodle as well!"
"You jackass!", shouted Sniper. "Thats dirty pool! You cant say that there are children watching!"
For a moment the bullet time fight stopped as Christy looked for the children watching. Sniper took this opportunity to throw a grenade, which Christy narrowly dodged.
"You cheated!", shouted Christy. "And there are no children watching needle dick!"
"STOP CALLING ME NEEDLE DICK YOU FLAT CHESTED PIECE OF SHIT!", shouted Sniper.
"Tingle, cover your ears.", said Sachi from the crowd.
"Your asking for it Sniper boy.", said Christy.
The fighting went on like this for about an hour with bullets and insults flying nonstop.
"What is it with you and red?", asked Sniper. "Your not a... god damn Im running outta insults, hey no boobs what is a good comeback?"
"Thats it.", replied Christy. "Thats the last boob joke your going to make." Christy took out a hand grenade from her pocket.
"What are you going to do with that?", asked Sniper.
"This.", replied Christy, walking over to Sniper's weapons stash and tossing the grenade down the opening in the bunker. "Say bye to your life's work."
"HOLY SHIT! EVERYBODY RUN!", screamed Sniper as everyone followed him away.
A gigantic explosion erupted that could be seen from out in space on Pioneer 2, where every person watching fell to the ground in a fetal position, put there head between their knees and shouted in unison, "APOCALYPSE!". This cry could be herd down on Ragol.
"Did you hear something?", asked Odie, who was on the beach with Chandra.
"Nope, nothing at all, just the sounds of impending doom.", replied Chandra.
"Oh.", said Odie. "Okay."
Sniper looked around for left over weapons, he had nothing but Old Snipey. He shook his head and said, "Damn. That chick was diabolical."
"These things are great...", said Sachi, dazed by the blast.
To think on that day the conception rate went up by 10%...
"Well brother.", said Anju. "I have to hand it to you, despite your penal issues, you have overcome a great challenge."
Back at the house Sord bolted up from his coma and shouted, "Temjin!"
End Of The Appearance Of Abnormality...