Chapter four: (that has no suitable title, please help)
Disclaimer: I only own Kai, and Sagira (Rina owns Zaliki)
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When Amoush and Tiny finally got to Ollivanders a group of first years were just leaving.
"I feel so incredibly short" Tiny said surveying the fact that she was at least a foot shorter than most of the eleven year olds.
"Cheer up, maybe you'll grow with time" Amoush said with her signature smile plastered on her face.
"Can we say: Over optimistic?" said Tiny as she went into the store.
"Ah! Another first year, I thought that was the last of them" Ollivander said.
"I'm sixteen you kook" Tiny said.
"Oh, of course, the exchange students everyone's talking about," the old man said.
"Senile" Tiny whispered to Amoush, Who in turn said.
"He's not senile!" very very loudly.
"Can we get our wands?" Tiny asked trying to reach the counter top.
"Surely" Ollivander left to get the wands. He came back a few minutes later with two cases.
"Which one's for which?" Amoush asked.
"Ebony, 6 and a half inches with dragon scale for the little one and Oak, 10 inches with Sakura flower for the big one" he said.
"Is that a 'short' joke?" Tiny asked.
"No" he said smiling. Amoush picked up her wand and waved it around, pink sparks flew from the tip of it and showered her with little pink blossoms.
"I love it!" she said. Then the little pink blossoms turned to shriveled up heads and she screamed, she dropped the wand and started muttering about devil wood.
"No thats not it" Ollivander said. Tiny picked up her wand and waved it around, it broke the window.
"Cool" she said. "I think this one's it!" she said laughing.
"Thats not what its supposed to do" Ollivander said.
"Oh" Tiny put the wand back and picked up Amoush's. Ollivander took the boxes and again disappeared behind the shelves as Tiny tried to get Amoush to come near the counter top again.
"Those wands are evil!" Amoush exclaimed, hand gestures and all.
"No, just yours was" Tiny said attempting to drag her over. "Wait a second" she looked at the gold chain around Amoush's neck. "Take the necklace off, maybe it was just the effect the wand had on your" she lowered her voice. "Yami" she said. Realization dawned on Amoush's eyes.
"No" she said. Tiny grabbed the necklace anyways and ripped the flower shaped pendant off of the girl's neck.
"Thank you" she said, she also took the dagger off of her own neck and shoved them into the pocket of her jeans before Ollivander returned with two more boxes.
"Okay, Greenwood, 12 inch, with snail acid, for the short one"
"Hey! the name is Tiny!"
"Okay, for Tiny, and Redwood, 10 inch, with apple blossom for the taller one" he continued. Amoush inched her hand towards the wand and grabbed it, it immediately started to spurt sky blue sparks.
"Is this the good one?" she asked.
"Yes, thats the wand for you" he said. She pranced around happily before waiting for Tiny to try her wand. Tiny picked up the wand and waved it around, putting out many windows, and turning Amoush's hair pink.
"I dont think this is the wand for me" she said.
"Okay then," Ollivander said. Then he stopped for a moment on his way to the shelves. "Hmm" he came back with another box.
"What kind is it?" she asked.
"Just got it in, this kind of wood was just discovered in swampland, "Rojectus Imblion" also called the Ringlebark, but before they could get the rest of it" his voice dropped to a whisper. "Deatheaters came, were looking for something they were, imagine, Louisiana, nothin' there" he said. Then his voice returned to normal.
"Death eaters?" she asked. "'Splain" she said.
"Followers of the most evil man in the world" he said, his voice quivering.
"Yeah, and?" she asked again. "This guys name?"
"We only call him "He-who-shall-not-be-named" his name just strikes fear in the most powerful of wizards" he said.
"Well, I'll ask Sagira if she knows this guy, she used to be a grave robber, she ought to have seen this guy in some profecy" she whispered to herself. Then she picked up the wand in the box, it had a yellowish-greenish tone from the swamp water, and waved it around. Golden sparks came from the tips.
"Thats the one for you!" Ollivander exclaimed. She paid her bill and left with Amoush (who had also paid her bill, she didnt steal the wand folks!)
"So" Amoush started. "Where to now?" she asked.
"Well, I need some money to send a letter home..." she rammed into a person a few inches ahead of her . "Oops, sorry" she said quickly and shoved the money into her pocket.
"That you or Sagira?" Amoush asked.
"Its me, Tiny" Tiny said.
"Where'd you learn to pick pocket like that Tine?" she asked.
"Did I ever tell you I was adopted?" Tiny asked. Amoush shook her head and Tiny proceded with her life's story (A/n: Which you readers wont be able to read about until later!)
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"Yugi" Tiny sat down at the table where Yugi and Ryou were eating their food.
"Tiny" Yugi nodded.
"I need money" she said.
"What?" he asked coughing on his water. "I thought Yami only told me about that money" he said.
"No, Sagira told me. now give me MONEY!!!!!" she whined. "Please?" she asked.
"Fine," he said. He threw the velvet pouch into her hands.
"Thanks Motou, remember to get your wand" she said, then she left just as soon as she came in.
"What was that all about?" Ryou asked.
"About fifty galleons" Yugi said. "Yami got it from some guy"
"Ahem" Ryou said, pretending to clear his throat. "Got it or stole it?" he asked. "That blond over there is staring at you pretty hard, I think he's trying to blow up your head" he said. Yugi turned around to see "The Prime Victim" staring at him as if he were trying to bore a hole in his head. He waved meekly.
"Do you know him?" he asked.
"No! I dont deal with shady people, maybe he's some money shark that one of our Yami's forgot to pay" he said.
"No, if your yami where to get money then he would just steal it, if Malik's yami were to get yami then he would just kill the person, then take the money, if that other girl-"
"Zaliki?"
"Yes, if Zaliki were to take the money then she would ask one of us, but, you dont think?"
"Well, Bakura knew Tiny's Yami way back when, she WAS pretty powerhungry, and she did do her bit of killing, robbing, and magic when she was alive, she wasnt exactly the best person to be friends with, or to live with" Ryou said.
"Live with?" Yugi asked. Ryou's eyes were glazed over for a second. "Bakura?" he snapped his fingers in front of the white haired boy's eyes.
"Oh" he said coming out of the trance. "Yeah, something about her being his apprentice at one point in time, good apprentice too, knew everything there was to know about robbing and pickpocketing. Might of surpassed even his knowledge, he doesnt want me to know any more" he said. "I think if Bakura and her got back together, well, you know what I mean-stop looking at me like that!" Yugi was looking at him with a smug look on his face. "Well, if they met each other again, then, I dont know, he doesnt want to talk to me right now, holed himself up." he said. "But I think that if she saw him, reconized him or something, maybe something bad might happen and she might go back to her old ways,"
"Thats why we were in different places, Yami knew that, he must have tipped the big guy, Hagrid, off."
"But why, I mean Sagira's not in a big rush to see him, she didnt even ask if he was around" Ryou said.
"Later" Yugi said. "I dont like to think of mysterious things while I'm eating"
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"NOw, to the pet shop!" Tiny yelled raising her fist in the air, she ran ahead of Amoush to the store.
"We've got fifty galleons, how are we supposed to use it?" Amoush asked.
"Like regular fifteen year olds, buy everything in sight!" she ran into the pet shop and started looking around. "Do you want a pet?" she asked.
"Maybe something pretty" Amoush said.
"I want to get something cool looking"
"What about this?" Amoush asked picking up a small pink, fluffy creature that was shaped like a heart.
"It fits you" Tiny said sarcastically, seeing that Amoush was dressed in all pink.
"You really think?" Amoush asked looking at the small creature. "I think I'll buy it then" she said.
"Good for you." Tiny muttered. She looked around the shop.
[Salamanders] Sagira said. Tiny gazed at the lizards coughing up flames. [Bats] Tiny looked at the bats hanging from the cages that were hanging from the cieling. [A raven]
[How come all the things that you are pointing out are dark?] Tiny asked Sagira.
[They speak to me, they say, ooh look a black owl!] Tiny glared at her internally then looked at the owl. It was pretty, in a dark, paganistic way.
[Actually, that is kind of cool]
[Ooh! look a cat!] Sagira said. Tiny turned to the black cat.
[I'll get the owl] she said.
[Fine] tiny puirchased the owl and left the shop to see Amoush outside peering at her pet.
"What is that? A flying valentine?" Tiny asked. "Must've been a mistake." she said.
"Dont you talk about my Fifi that way! She is in no way a mistake, she is a perfect creature" Amoush crooned.
"You dont need a psychologist, you need a psychiatrist, you need medication. Lots and lots of medication" Tiny muttered as she continued down the street. When Amoush pummeled into something.
"Sorry" she muttered. Tiny looked up and saw a person at least three feet above her with blonde hair.
"Where is she?" he growled through gritted teeth.
"Where is who?" Amoush asked, now throughly afraid. It took a minute for Sagira, in her little world, watching all of this on a TV like a soap opera, to register that this was "The Prime Victim". She didnt have a good short term memory.
"Right here" Sagira called out. "What do you want now?" she asked pulling the knife out of her pocket and toying with it.
"The penknife" the prime victim said. "You stole it!" he said.
"Whats it to you?" she asked. She looked up. "S'not yours is it?" he glared at her. "Thought as much" she said.
"You stole my money" he said.
"Got proof?" she asked. He was just about to open his mouth when somebody shouted,
"Time Stop!"
"Zaliki! I was just having some fun!"
"Yeah, dangerous and....non not dangerous fun" Zaliki said. Sagira grew to her full height, almost five feet.
"Come on, I've beaten this guy before," she whined. "Just a swift punch, duck, then a kick to the head-"
"ANd he's got a concussion" Zaliki interupted. "But if you do take a good punch to this guy you wont live to see the duck" she pointed to what looked like a pro wrestler behind Sagira and another one right beside Sagira.
"So? I can take them on" she said. Then Zaliki held up one of their arms and showed what looked like a blade. "Okay, I'll leave now" Sagira said picking up the owl and walking through the crowd, pushing frozen people who were in her way.
"Hey! Sagira!" Zaliki picked up Fifi and ran through the path of pushed people that Sagira had made.
"Wait a second" Sagira ran back through the crowd and ran into the pet store, she came back out and uncapped a permanent marker, she smirked and began her work.
* After ample time has passed and the time stop was lifted. *
The sounds of people falling, screaming, yelling, shouting nasty words that I cannot put in print, and wailing from hurt bums where all over Diagon Alley that moment. Sagira smiled happily as she pushed her way to the Leaky Cauldron, through the brick wall (that was still not fixed) and into the door.
[That was really mean what you did you know] Tiny whispered from inside her head.
[Its a good thing I dont have a guilty concience isnt it then?]
[You are right about that!] Tiny laughed. [I mean even I wouldnt have the audacity to do that! It was so funny!] Tiny felt like she was about to burst from the giggles. [I wish I could see the look on their faces when they see their faces! I mean, even I cannot deny that you have style girl]
"Zaliki, I'll be up in my room kay?" Zaliki nodded and Sagira jogged up the stairs to her room. "Klouny" she said making up a new name. "No" she muttered.
"Cool, what is that" She looked up and saw Ginny walking up to her.
"Annadomini" she said, referring to the newest name since Klouny.
"That is a cool looking owl" Ginny said watching the owl preen its feathers.
[No, not Annadomini, maybe Celeste] Sagira muttered. She continued to think about names.
"Annadomini sounds too formal, maybe a name like.." now Ginny proceded to spill out names.
[Yessie!]
"Or Suey! You know, like Sueet? get it Sweet?"
[Nessie!]
"Billie!"
[Bessie!]
"Selma!"
[Missie!]
"Nini!"
[Zessie!]
[Seriously, cant you think about any other names?] Tiny asked.
[Ozzie!] Tiny glared at her internally. [What? He looks like an Ozzie to me!]
"Fine, Ozzie" Tiny said, not realizing that she had said it outloud.
"What?" Ginny asked.
"His new name is Ozzie" she said.
"He looks like an Ozzie" Ginny said.
"Yes, I suppose he does doesnt he?" Tiny muttered to herself as Ginny started to get up. "Where are you going so fast?" she asked.
"Take a bath, filthy dirty in the streets." she said. Tiny thought about that for a second.
[Tiny, dont tell her all about your life. I dont think she wants to hear it, at least not now.] Sagira said.
Tiny just snorted. [I'm going to sleep] she said curling into a little ball on her bed and putting Ozzie down on the floor.
[Yes!] Sagira said in her room as she took over the body. "Okay, first what should I do?" she asked herself. "Electricity" she said rushing to her trunk and pulling out a small pocket sized device. She flipped one of the switches and it started up, then crashed. "What?!" she started it up again and it started shaking and exploded in her hands, sending shards of metal and glass everywhere.
[What did you do now?] Tiny asked.
[Nothing, go back to sleep!] she answered.
[I dont trust you around my things, now what did you do?] Tiny tried again.
[I tried out your palm DVD player] she said.
[The 6 inch or the 8 inch?] Tiny asked.
[Six] Sagira said reluctantly.
[The six inch? The one that I almost got caught taking from the electric store?] Tiny asked. [The one that was going to be $1200.00 if I had bought it?]
[Yes] Sagira said.
[I am going to kill you!] Tiny yelled.
[How? I'm already dead.]
[I knew that! I'll take off the dagger!]
[No you wont]
[Yes I will!]
[No]
[yes]
And the little fight was like that for about five minutes, before Sagira rammed Tiny's poor body into the wall, knocking out Tiny and leaving Sagira to control her.
"Like it is meant to be" she said smiling. "Okay now, to fix the DVD player, she grabbed Tiny's wand and one of Tiny's spell books and started to read.
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"S'cuse me!" Ryou Bakura called Tom, the bartender.
"What?" he asked.
"Is it possible to get a beer?" He asked. Tom looked at him.
"Sorry Miss, no drinks under twenty one" he said. Bakura glared at the man berfore turning around and cursing under his breath.
"Bakura?" The familiar voice of his student shook him from his cunning, evil thoughts of torturing a certain bartender.
"Sagira" he said looking at her.
"Been a while" she said.
"What happened to your hair?" he asked, in complete awe that she would chop off her hair.
"My hikari" she answered. "I gotta say, after a few thousand years you look younger, and somehow....better." she said.
"Is that an insult?"
"Where's your scar?" she asked. "Oh well, wasnt a fan of it really, did make you look more, evil, with it though"
"Those days are over, I have such an...innocent, and" he shuddered. "Kind, hikari"
"I pity you, but the same is with me, innocent, not to kind, but..." she rolled her eyes. "So, I'm hungry, bartender wont serve us drinks, what shall we do?" she asked.
"I'm in the mood for a burger" Bakura said.
"I'll say they dont have a McDonalds anywhere around here, but good choice."
"They do have a Burger King in the normal world but I'm banned since I tried to get Zaliki run over and caused a four car pile up."
"She's really a kind girl if you dont rob her daddys grave"
"Sagira, please dont bring that up." he said as they exited the pub into the alley (past the people who were still trying to close the wall)
"Why? Feeling, guilty?" she asked smirking. Bakura changed the subject.
"Zaliki tells me that you've been having troubles, cant produce an astral form" he said.
"Yes I can" she said.
"Truly" he said.
"Fine, I cant, its too hard. Plus I havent even been able to even take my full form in Tiny's body yet, its embarassing" she said.
"Its what you get when your the youngest spirit"
"Go away!" she said.
"I'll teach you how to get out of your hikari's body, I know how"
"I dont trust your teaching technique" she said.
"I taught you well enough!"
"Yes but that included many many emotional and physical scars that I probably still have" she said.
"I was different then, I had a tan!"
Sagira rested against a wall. "What'll it cost me?" she asked.
"Just the fact of knowing that I helped someone, and seeing that person smile" he said.
"No really Bakura, what do you want?" she asked frowning.
"A smile" he said. "I never got one of those when I was teaching you last time,"
"Well, I wouldnt say that you deserved a smile when I got about a thousand scars from you alone, not even counting the one on my head from getting hit by a rock thrown by some little kid"
"Hey, I killed him alright? You got your revenge, I let you break his neck"
"Yes, that was satisfying wasnt it?" Sagira thought for a moment. "Back to the payment that I have to get you"
"Just a smile" Bakura said.
"What else?"
"Well, maybe some instant tanning solution and a pen knife" he said.
"Now the pen knife I can give you," she handed him her knife. "What do ya say we go back to the bar, eh?"
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A/n: I have no internet...boohooo!!!! Waaaaaah!!!! R/R!
Disclaimer: I only own Kai, and Sagira (Rina owns Zaliki)
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When Amoush and Tiny finally got to Ollivanders a group of first years were just leaving.
"I feel so incredibly short" Tiny said surveying the fact that she was at least a foot shorter than most of the eleven year olds.
"Cheer up, maybe you'll grow with time" Amoush said with her signature smile plastered on her face.
"Can we say: Over optimistic?" said Tiny as she went into the store.
"Ah! Another first year, I thought that was the last of them" Ollivander said.
"I'm sixteen you kook" Tiny said.
"Oh, of course, the exchange students everyone's talking about," the old man said.
"Senile" Tiny whispered to Amoush, Who in turn said.
"He's not senile!" very very loudly.
"Can we get our wands?" Tiny asked trying to reach the counter top.
"Surely" Ollivander left to get the wands. He came back a few minutes later with two cases.
"Which one's for which?" Amoush asked.
"Ebony, 6 and a half inches with dragon scale for the little one and Oak, 10 inches with Sakura flower for the big one" he said.
"Is that a 'short' joke?" Tiny asked.
"No" he said smiling. Amoush picked up her wand and waved it around, pink sparks flew from the tip of it and showered her with little pink blossoms.
"I love it!" she said. Then the little pink blossoms turned to shriveled up heads and she screamed, she dropped the wand and started muttering about devil wood.
"No thats not it" Ollivander said. Tiny picked up her wand and waved it around, it broke the window.
"Cool" she said. "I think this one's it!" she said laughing.
"Thats not what its supposed to do" Ollivander said.
"Oh" Tiny put the wand back and picked up Amoush's. Ollivander took the boxes and again disappeared behind the shelves as Tiny tried to get Amoush to come near the counter top again.
"Those wands are evil!" Amoush exclaimed, hand gestures and all.
"No, just yours was" Tiny said attempting to drag her over. "Wait a second" she looked at the gold chain around Amoush's neck. "Take the necklace off, maybe it was just the effect the wand had on your" she lowered her voice. "Yami" she said. Realization dawned on Amoush's eyes.
"No" she said. Tiny grabbed the necklace anyways and ripped the flower shaped pendant off of the girl's neck.
"Thank you" she said, she also took the dagger off of her own neck and shoved them into the pocket of her jeans before Ollivander returned with two more boxes.
"Okay, Greenwood, 12 inch, with snail acid, for the short one"
"Hey! the name is Tiny!"
"Okay, for Tiny, and Redwood, 10 inch, with apple blossom for the taller one" he continued. Amoush inched her hand towards the wand and grabbed it, it immediately started to spurt sky blue sparks.
"Is this the good one?" she asked.
"Yes, thats the wand for you" he said. She pranced around happily before waiting for Tiny to try her wand. Tiny picked up the wand and waved it around, putting out many windows, and turning Amoush's hair pink.
"I dont think this is the wand for me" she said.
"Okay then," Ollivander said. Then he stopped for a moment on his way to the shelves. "Hmm" he came back with another box.
"What kind is it?" she asked.
"Just got it in, this kind of wood was just discovered in swampland, "Rojectus Imblion" also called the Ringlebark, but before they could get the rest of it" his voice dropped to a whisper. "Deatheaters came, were looking for something they were, imagine, Louisiana, nothin' there" he said. Then his voice returned to normal.
"Death eaters?" she asked. "'Splain" she said.
"Followers of the most evil man in the world" he said, his voice quivering.
"Yeah, and?" she asked again. "This guys name?"
"We only call him "He-who-shall-not-be-named" his name just strikes fear in the most powerful of wizards" he said.
"Well, I'll ask Sagira if she knows this guy, she used to be a grave robber, she ought to have seen this guy in some profecy" she whispered to herself. Then she picked up the wand in the box, it had a yellowish-greenish tone from the swamp water, and waved it around. Golden sparks came from the tips.
"Thats the one for you!" Ollivander exclaimed. She paid her bill and left with Amoush (who had also paid her bill, she didnt steal the wand folks!)
"So" Amoush started. "Where to now?" she asked.
"Well, I need some money to send a letter home..." she rammed into a person a few inches ahead of her . "Oops, sorry" she said quickly and shoved the money into her pocket.
"That you or Sagira?" Amoush asked.
"Its me, Tiny" Tiny said.
"Where'd you learn to pick pocket like that Tine?" she asked.
"Did I ever tell you I was adopted?" Tiny asked. Amoush shook her head and Tiny proceded with her life's story (A/n: Which you readers wont be able to read about until later!)
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"Yugi" Tiny sat down at the table where Yugi and Ryou were eating their food.
"Tiny" Yugi nodded.
"I need money" she said.
"What?" he asked coughing on his water. "I thought Yami only told me about that money" he said.
"No, Sagira told me. now give me MONEY!!!!!" she whined. "Please?" she asked.
"Fine," he said. He threw the velvet pouch into her hands.
"Thanks Motou, remember to get your wand" she said, then she left just as soon as she came in.
"What was that all about?" Ryou asked.
"About fifty galleons" Yugi said. "Yami got it from some guy"
"Ahem" Ryou said, pretending to clear his throat. "Got it or stole it?" he asked. "That blond over there is staring at you pretty hard, I think he's trying to blow up your head" he said. Yugi turned around to see "The Prime Victim" staring at him as if he were trying to bore a hole in his head. He waved meekly.
"Do you know him?" he asked.
"No! I dont deal with shady people, maybe he's some money shark that one of our Yami's forgot to pay" he said.
"No, if your yami where to get money then he would just steal it, if Malik's yami were to get yami then he would just kill the person, then take the money, if that other girl-"
"Zaliki?"
"Yes, if Zaliki were to take the money then she would ask one of us, but, you dont think?"
"Well, Bakura knew Tiny's Yami way back when, she WAS pretty powerhungry, and she did do her bit of killing, robbing, and magic when she was alive, she wasnt exactly the best person to be friends with, or to live with" Ryou said.
"Live with?" Yugi asked. Ryou's eyes were glazed over for a second. "Bakura?" he snapped his fingers in front of the white haired boy's eyes.
"Oh" he said coming out of the trance. "Yeah, something about her being his apprentice at one point in time, good apprentice too, knew everything there was to know about robbing and pickpocketing. Might of surpassed even his knowledge, he doesnt want me to know any more" he said. "I think if Bakura and her got back together, well, you know what I mean-stop looking at me like that!" Yugi was looking at him with a smug look on his face. "Well, if they met each other again, then, I dont know, he doesnt want to talk to me right now, holed himself up." he said. "But I think that if she saw him, reconized him or something, maybe something bad might happen and she might go back to her old ways,"
"Thats why we were in different places, Yami knew that, he must have tipped the big guy, Hagrid, off."
"But why, I mean Sagira's not in a big rush to see him, she didnt even ask if he was around" Ryou said.
"Later" Yugi said. "I dont like to think of mysterious things while I'm eating"
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"NOw, to the pet shop!" Tiny yelled raising her fist in the air, she ran ahead of Amoush to the store.
"We've got fifty galleons, how are we supposed to use it?" Amoush asked.
"Like regular fifteen year olds, buy everything in sight!" she ran into the pet shop and started looking around. "Do you want a pet?" she asked.
"Maybe something pretty" Amoush said.
"I want to get something cool looking"
"What about this?" Amoush asked picking up a small pink, fluffy creature that was shaped like a heart.
"It fits you" Tiny said sarcastically, seeing that Amoush was dressed in all pink.
"You really think?" Amoush asked looking at the small creature. "I think I'll buy it then" she said.
"Good for you." Tiny muttered. She looked around the shop.
[Salamanders] Sagira said. Tiny gazed at the lizards coughing up flames. [Bats] Tiny looked at the bats hanging from the cages that were hanging from the cieling. [A raven]
[How come all the things that you are pointing out are dark?] Tiny asked Sagira.
[They speak to me, they say, ooh look a black owl!] Tiny glared at her internally then looked at the owl. It was pretty, in a dark, paganistic way.
[Actually, that is kind of cool]
[Ooh! look a cat!] Sagira said. Tiny turned to the black cat.
[I'll get the owl] she said.
[Fine] tiny puirchased the owl and left the shop to see Amoush outside peering at her pet.
"What is that? A flying valentine?" Tiny asked. "Must've been a mistake." she said.
"Dont you talk about my Fifi that way! She is in no way a mistake, she is a perfect creature" Amoush crooned.
"You dont need a psychologist, you need a psychiatrist, you need medication. Lots and lots of medication" Tiny muttered as she continued down the street. When Amoush pummeled into something.
"Sorry" she muttered. Tiny looked up and saw a person at least three feet above her with blonde hair.
"Where is she?" he growled through gritted teeth.
"Where is who?" Amoush asked, now throughly afraid. It took a minute for Sagira, in her little world, watching all of this on a TV like a soap opera, to register that this was "The Prime Victim". She didnt have a good short term memory.
"Right here" Sagira called out. "What do you want now?" she asked pulling the knife out of her pocket and toying with it.
"The penknife" the prime victim said. "You stole it!" he said.
"Whats it to you?" she asked. She looked up. "S'not yours is it?" he glared at her. "Thought as much" she said.
"You stole my money" he said.
"Got proof?" she asked. He was just about to open his mouth when somebody shouted,
"Time Stop!"
"Zaliki! I was just having some fun!"
"Yeah, dangerous and....non not dangerous fun" Zaliki said. Sagira grew to her full height, almost five feet.
"Come on, I've beaten this guy before," she whined. "Just a swift punch, duck, then a kick to the head-"
"ANd he's got a concussion" Zaliki interupted. "But if you do take a good punch to this guy you wont live to see the duck" she pointed to what looked like a pro wrestler behind Sagira and another one right beside Sagira.
"So? I can take them on" she said. Then Zaliki held up one of their arms and showed what looked like a blade. "Okay, I'll leave now" Sagira said picking up the owl and walking through the crowd, pushing frozen people who were in her way.
"Hey! Sagira!" Zaliki picked up Fifi and ran through the path of pushed people that Sagira had made.
"Wait a second" Sagira ran back through the crowd and ran into the pet store, she came back out and uncapped a permanent marker, she smirked and began her work.
* After ample time has passed and the time stop was lifted. *
The sounds of people falling, screaming, yelling, shouting nasty words that I cannot put in print, and wailing from hurt bums where all over Diagon Alley that moment. Sagira smiled happily as she pushed her way to the Leaky Cauldron, through the brick wall (that was still not fixed) and into the door.
[That was really mean what you did you know] Tiny whispered from inside her head.
[Its a good thing I dont have a guilty concience isnt it then?]
[You are right about that!] Tiny laughed. [I mean even I wouldnt have the audacity to do that! It was so funny!] Tiny felt like she was about to burst from the giggles. [I wish I could see the look on their faces when they see their faces! I mean, even I cannot deny that you have style girl]
"Zaliki, I'll be up in my room kay?" Zaliki nodded and Sagira jogged up the stairs to her room. "Klouny" she said making up a new name. "No" she muttered.
"Cool, what is that" She looked up and saw Ginny walking up to her.
"Annadomini" she said, referring to the newest name since Klouny.
"That is a cool looking owl" Ginny said watching the owl preen its feathers.
[No, not Annadomini, maybe Celeste] Sagira muttered. She continued to think about names.
"Annadomini sounds too formal, maybe a name like.." now Ginny proceded to spill out names.
[Yessie!]
"Or Suey! You know, like Sueet? get it Sweet?"
[Nessie!]
"Billie!"
[Bessie!]
"Selma!"
[Missie!]
"Nini!"
[Zessie!]
[Seriously, cant you think about any other names?] Tiny asked.
[Ozzie!] Tiny glared at her internally. [What? He looks like an Ozzie to me!]
"Fine, Ozzie" Tiny said, not realizing that she had said it outloud.
"What?" Ginny asked.
"His new name is Ozzie" she said.
"He looks like an Ozzie" Ginny said.
"Yes, I suppose he does doesnt he?" Tiny muttered to herself as Ginny started to get up. "Where are you going so fast?" she asked.
"Take a bath, filthy dirty in the streets." she said. Tiny thought about that for a second.
[Tiny, dont tell her all about your life. I dont think she wants to hear it, at least not now.] Sagira said.
Tiny just snorted. [I'm going to sleep] she said curling into a little ball on her bed and putting Ozzie down on the floor.
[Yes!] Sagira said in her room as she took over the body. "Okay, first what should I do?" she asked herself. "Electricity" she said rushing to her trunk and pulling out a small pocket sized device. She flipped one of the switches and it started up, then crashed. "What?!" she started it up again and it started shaking and exploded in her hands, sending shards of metal and glass everywhere.
[What did you do now?] Tiny asked.
[Nothing, go back to sleep!] she answered.
[I dont trust you around my things, now what did you do?] Tiny tried again.
[I tried out your palm DVD player] she said.
[The 6 inch or the 8 inch?] Tiny asked.
[Six] Sagira said reluctantly.
[The six inch? The one that I almost got caught taking from the electric store?] Tiny asked. [The one that was going to be $1200.00 if I had bought it?]
[Yes] Sagira said.
[I am going to kill you!] Tiny yelled.
[How? I'm already dead.]
[I knew that! I'll take off the dagger!]
[No you wont]
[Yes I will!]
[No]
[yes]
And the little fight was like that for about five minutes, before Sagira rammed Tiny's poor body into the wall, knocking out Tiny and leaving Sagira to control her.
"Like it is meant to be" she said smiling. "Okay now, to fix the DVD player, she grabbed Tiny's wand and one of Tiny's spell books and started to read.
*
"S'cuse me!" Ryou Bakura called Tom, the bartender.
"What?" he asked.
"Is it possible to get a beer?" He asked. Tom looked at him.
"Sorry Miss, no drinks under twenty one" he said. Bakura glared at the man berfore turning around and cursing under his breath.
"Bakura?" The familiar voice of his student shook him from his cunning, evil thoughts of torturing a certain bartender.
"Sagira" he said looking at her.
"Been a while" she said.
"What happened to your hair?" he asked, in complete awe that she would chop off her hair.
"My hikari" she answered. "I gotta say, after a few thousand years you look younger, and somehow....better." she said.
"Is that an insult?"
"Where's your scar?" she asked. "Oh well, wasnt a fan of it really, did make you look more, evil, with it though"
"Those days are over, I have such an...innocent, and" he shuddered. "Kind, hikari"
"I pity you, but the same is with me, innocent, not to kind, but..." she rolled her eyes. "So, I'm hungry, bartender wont serve us drinks, what shall we do?" she asked.
"I'm in the mood for a burger" Bakura said.
"I'll say they dont have a McDonalds anywhere around here, but good choice."
"They do have a Burger King in the normal world but I'm banned since I tried to get Zaliki run over and caused a four car pile up."
"She's really a kind girl if you dont rob her daddys grave"
"Sagira, please dont bring that up." he said as they exited the pub into the alley (past the people who were still trying to close the wall)
"Why? Feeling, guilty?" she asked smirking. Bakura changed the subject.
"Zaliki tells me that you've been having troubles, cant produce an astral form" he said.
"Yes I can" she said.
"Truly" he said.
"Fine, I cant, its too hard. Plus I havent even been able to even take my full form in Tiny's body yet, its embarassing" she said.
"Its what you get when your the youngest spirit"
"Go away!" she said.
"I'll teach you how to get out of your hikari's body, I know how"
"I dont trust your teaching technique" she said.
"I taught you well enough!"
"Yes but that included many many emotional and physical scars that I probably still have" she said.
"I was different then, I had a tan!"
Sagira rested against a wall. "What'll it cost me?" she asked.
"Just the fact of knowing that I helped someone, and seeing that person smile" he said.
"No really Bakura, what do you want?" she asked frowning.
"A smile" he said. "I never got one of those when I was teaching you last time,"
"Well, I wouldnt say that you deserved a smile when I got about a thousand scars from you alone, not even counting the one on my head from getting hit by a rock thrown by some little kid"
"Hey, I killed him alright? You got your revenge, I let you break his neck"
"Yes, that was satisfying wasnt it?" Sagira thought for a moment. "Back to the payment that I have to get you"
"Just a smile" Bakura said.
"What else?"
"Well, maybe some instant tanning solution and a pen knife" he said.
"Now the pen knife I can give you," she handed him her knife. "What do ya say we go back to the bar, eh?"
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A/n: I have no internet...boohooo!!!! Waaaaaah!!!! R/R!