Disclaimer: I don't' own Codename: KND. I'm pretty sure an idea like this has probably been done… or something like that but does it matter right now? Didn't think so! And yeah I'd hate to say it but it won't be as humorous as it sounds but I'm not one to be too serious so stick around some humor will show up.

Operation 5: You just *ucked up.

"Oh Man, if I have to listen to that man talk about the rules and regulations again I might just wanna turn into that artist who cut his own ear off." Wally Complained.

"Yeah but I could recite it all forwards and backwards in my sleep." Hoagie said making Abby shake her head.

"So what now?" Nigel couldn't help but ask.

"We find out which barracks we're in." Hoagie said dropping his bag to the floor and squeezed his way through a crowd of kids.

"Did you make it?" One girl asked another kid.

"No…"

"I did…" One boy boasted.

"Lucky!" They both said. "I wish I could be in Master Sergeant Sanban's group."

"Yeah but he's tough…" Another girl intercepted.

"But Kay's always in that group." The boy who made it said smirking. 

"You got into Kay's group?!?!" Someone asked. Wally couldn't take it anymore.

"Who is this Kay?"

"You must be new here." A girl said suddenly. "Kay is only the biggest legend here! She's is the best student here and the nicest."

"Every guy wants to date her but she declines because of some guy she cares about." Another girl said with a tone poisoned with jealousy.

"And if it's your birthday while we're here she'll do something nice for you… only the few who make it in her group knows what it is…"

"Something nice? Big Deal…"

"It is a big deal…" Hoagie said.

"Hoagie, you're back!!!" A girl said.

"Yeah…" Hoagie said before looking at his friends. "Let's go we're in the same crew…" He said. "But back to Kay. It is a big deal because she's the favorite of Master Sergeant Sanban. Kay can get anything done and get out of trouble if doing it. Master Sergeant is tough… mess up once and it's solitary confinement." Hoagie said making everyone pause.

"Let me guess… We're Sanban's new student?" Abigail said earning a soft nod from Hoagie. Shortly after Abigail left the boys to check out the girl's barracks; once inside she saw a bunch of girls all over the place gossiping about one girl in the corner of the room. Her black hair obviously was pin straight just by looking at her bangs. The rest of it had been pulled into a bun that settled at the nape of her neck. Unfortunately the other beds were taken so she was stuck on the bunk above the girl's bed.

"Hi…" The girl greeted without opening her eyes. "The name's Kuki and you are?" 

"Abigail Lincoln…" Abby said quickly only to hear a gasp soon followed by a tackle to the ground.

"Abigail Lincoln??  As in the ex KND member?"

"Who are you?"

"I already told you!!! I'm Kuki!" The girl said making Abby frown almost immediately. "Abby, it's me!!!" She sat up and lifted her shirt making Abby shield her eyes. "Look!" Abby hesitantly opened her eyes and saw a tattoo on the girl's lower back. There had been a rainbow monkey there with a number three 'painted' on its stomach then she quickly covered it up with her uniform.

"Girl, I knew you loved Rainbow Monkeys… but go that far?" Abby shook her head before accepting a proper hug this time… but that was short lived because a whistle was blown and the entire group of girls lined up. No sooner a Male had walked in to inspect the girls. Everyone stood at attention hoping to pass inspection.

"Iron that shirt..." The man said to one girl with a slightly wrinkled shirt. "Cut the strings…" He said to another girl tugging at a loose thread on her sleeve. He made his way down and stopped where Abigail and Kuki were standing he inspected them. "Laces are to be right over left." He eyed Abigail before continuing down the line. "I expect everyone to be in the mess hall in twenty hundred hours." The man said before Kuki rolled her eyes.

"So what are you here for?"  Abby asked as Kuki lowered her head letting her long bangs go back to covering her eyes.

"I can't tell you…" She said softly.

"Hey, Kay, You said you were going to teach me how to play poker!" A brunette said plopping on Kuki's bed.

"I did??"

"Yeah…"

"OKAY!!!!" Kuki said before glancing at Abigail. "How about we do it after dinner just before lights out?"

"Sure! But remember you promised."  The brunette said walking off.

"You're THE Kay?" Abigail couldn't help but ask.

"I am???"  Kuki asked making Abby frown as she laughed. "I'm kidding!! Apparently I am, I don't know how it started but it did…" Kuki said. "So, tell me what's been happening the past four years."

"Well…" Abby rubbed her chin thinking about all the gossip and stuff that had been going on.

"Man can you believe this guy?!?" Wally fumed to Hoagie and Nigel. "Because my eyes moved once I 'broke my bearing'" Wally said polishing his boots for the time being.

"Well, as much as I hate to say it but during inspection like that everything has to be perfect. He was going easy on you because you're new to the boot camp scene." Hoagie said. "…had it been me I'd be running laps."  Hoagie couldn't help but sigh. "Every year I spend at least one semester here… every year since my thirteenth birthday if you want to get technical."

"So then you must know this legendary 'Kay' then?" Nigel asked.

"Well, yeah I do…" Hoagie said. "Let's head to the mess hall now." He said as they all walked off.

"I hear she has a thing for rainbow monkeys…" The tallest boy from the DCFDTL, known as Vincent, said. (You know the one who stand in the back)

"Like Kuki used to…" Nigel pointed out before Wally stopped polishing to say so.

"Can you imagine if Kuki was this extraordinary Kay?" Wally said with a broad smile before laughing at the same time Nigel had.

"I doubt she would be able to last a day." Wally said unaware that both "Kay" and Abigail were following behind them.

"No we've got to give her some credit…" Nigel said. "The day they take her stuffed animals away from her she'll be running the place in mutes…"

"Then go back to being a student in seconds…" Wally said as both guys stopped just outside of the mess hall laughing in hysterics.

"So I see Inferno Military School has found two new flunkies… both of them jerks…" A VERY cold voice spoke out from behind them.

"Just who are you calling a jerk?" Wally took quick offense to what was said. He turned and saw a girl with pin straight black bangs, that covered her eyes, and the rest of her hair was pulled into a neat bun. (I know I described it already but they're just meeting her.)

I'd back up before I got hurt if I were you, Shorty." She said lighting a fuse to Wally's short temper.

"I'd back up Wally really..."  Abigail said suddenly.

"Oh, Hey Kay, how's everything going?" Hoagie said.

"All's well with me, and you?" Kay said lightening her tone.

"Tommy's still annoying"

"I see… well let's go eat…" Kay said to Abby who looked at Nigel and Wally before shaking her head and went inside.

"Well, you've managed to make the next six weeks here hell for you Wallabe Beatles…"  Hoagie said.

"For what? The cruddy girl had no right calling me short…"

"But you are…" Vincent said.

"Doesn't matter… Underneath the Master Sergeant Kay runs crew 2k3…"

"We're in 2k3…" Nigel pointed out before pausing. "You mean…"

"Yup… She's the one who gives out orders when Master Sergeant is away on business… and that's almost always…"