Disclaimer: I don't' own Codename: KND. I'm pretty sure an idea like this has probably been done… or something like that but does it matter right now? Didn't think so! And yeah I'd hate to say it but it won't be as humorous as it sounds but I'm not one to be too serious so stick around some humor will show up.

Operation 7: I can't stand Kay!!!

                Wally lay on the floor next to his bunk… Nigel was on top and already oiling up his bald noggin. He stared at the ceiling, his chest never hurt so much in his life. He couldn't believe just for breaking his bearing again with Kay he had to run twenty laps… then after that for being late to his history course he earned another twenty. He then yelled back at Kay for giving him all these laps which earned him another thirty laps but a tongue lashing from everyone else in the group.

"You should shower before getting into bed. Tomorrow morning we got to get up early for PT…" Nigel said wiping his rag on his head as his head shone in the lighting. "And it's almost lights out."

"That girl is crazy!!!" Wally said.

"No, you just managed to get on her bad side…" Hoagie said.

"I've been on her bad side since I met her. This baffles me to no end because well what I was talking about had nothing to do with her…"

"You dissed the Rainbow Monkey?" Vincent offered.

"I said nothing about the rainbow monkey!!!" He said. "I'll go shower before I get laps for smelling bad…" He walked off to take a quick shower all the way muttering things about the girl while imitating her Asian accent.

"Hoagie, you know Kay like that… Do you think you can convince her to let up on him?"

"You know how Kuki can be, Nigel. Once she's made up her mind about being angry with someone she stays mad until she thinks it's time to."

"Yeah I know Kuki can be that way but…" Nigel stopped in mid sentence. "But what does she have to do with Kay?"

"Let's just say Kay and Kuki's personality are very similar." Hoagie said emphasizing the word similar; unfortunately Nigel didn't pick up on that.

"It's always been that way." Nigel said. "He always managed to rub Kuki wrong once and keep doing it after."

"Yup, that is why I refuse to get caught in the middle of it…" Hoagie said. "Too similar…" he said as it slipped over the shiny head once more.

"I see…" Nigel said. "Don't you think we should tell Wally?"

"No, it's more fun watching Wally work through Kay's fiery personality; besides it'll only last until his birthday. She'll still have the party for him but who knows…"

"Party?"

"Oh that's the nice thing Kay does… When it's your birthday she smuggles a small radio and cake inside and the whole group has a party but it has to remain secret…"

"But you were the one who told us that she has Master Sergeant wrapped around her finger."

"Usually she does, but the sergeant won't hesitate to punish those who get caught with her."

"Well, that's unfair!" The voice of Wallabe Beatles said. "Kind of like how she singles me out."

"Yeah well, I already told you, you got on her bad side too soon. Had you done it like tomorrow or something she wouldn't drive you to the ground with work."

"Yeah right…" Wally muttered sitting on his bed while trying to dry his hair.

"Lights out!!!!" A voice called out and instantly the lights went out.

"Cruddy girl…" Wally muttered laying on his bed towel and all.

                He found himself out on the field with bags under his eyes, he didn't sleep very and the fact that their entire squad hat to wake up before reveille sounded just made matters worse. He found himself half listening to her instructions while thinking over and over 'Cruddy girl, I oughta give her a good licking and maybe she'd know no t to mess with me.'  Sure it was a bit childish of him but it was exactly how she made him felt at times… like a child with a temper tantrum.

"BEATLES!!!!" She yelled in his ear. Almost instinctively he wanted to turn to the girl with the funny accent and yell at her, but he didn't feel like doing extra laps tonight so he kept his eyes straight and attempted to keep his temper in check.

"Ma'am, Yes, Ma'am!!"  He responded firmly not breaking his stance… 

"Did your pea brain grasp even a bit of the instructions I had given you?!?!" She said softly but stern enough to keep authority. "DID IT?!?" She yelled when she had gotten no response.

"Ma'am, No, Ma'am!!" He responded.

"I thought so…" She took a few steps away from him to inspect the others who hadn't gotten caught in a daydreaming their stance. "The circus midget thinks he is soo special he does not neeed directions. He feels as if he does not need to be here… RIGHT?!?!"

"Ma'am, Yes, Ma'am." He replied softly.

"You think you're more special then the rest of us here?!?!" She was back in his right ear.

"Ma'am, no, Ma'am!" He said.

"DIDN'T YOU JUST TELL ME YES?!?!" She asked and he froze. She was going to twist up his words. "DID YOU NOT JUST SAY THAT YOU WERE SO SPECIAL THAT YOU DID NO NEED TO BE HERE?!?! I BELIEVE YOU HAD!!!"

"I did say yes, Ma'am!"

WELL YOU LISTEN TO ME, ALL OF YOU! IF ANY OF YOU WERE SPECIAL ENOUGH TO NOT BE HERE THEN YOU WOULD NO BE HERE!" She started pacing back up and down the line. "DO YOU HEAR ME?!?!"

"MA'AM, YES, MA'AM!!" They replied simultaneously.

"IF ANY OF YOU WERE THAT SPECIAL YOU WOULD BE BACK HOME PRANCING AROUND WITH YOUR LITTLE FRIENDS… IF ANY OF YOU WERE THAT SPECIAL THEN I WOULDN'T BE HAVING TO STAND HERE LOOKING AT ALL OF YOUR UGLY FACES!!!" She finally calmed down. "And thanks to the circus midget all of you can drop and give me fifty…" She said '3…2…1…'

"Fifty?!?! There is no way in hell you'll make me do fifty push-ups this early in the morning!!" Wally protested. "Actually I don't even know why I stood here and let you disrespect me for this long and I've had it already!! I refuse to listen to another one of your bogus commands. I overthrow you and I'm in charge!" He said as the girl spun on him as everyone else held their breaths.

"Do you really think you can over throw me?" She asked her eyes still hidden by the pin straight bangs of hers.

"I know I can, you're nothing more than a stupid girl with power and you think you can ruin my life just because you have that stupid Chinese accent… and you have no life of your own! They say you're always here! Since you can't leave you try to ruin everyone else's…"

"Lincoln!"  She watched Abby straighten to attention. "Go get the Paintball Rifles and meet us at the field!"

"Ma'am, yes, Ma'am." Abigail took off running towards the shed

"Move out!" She said letting the girl's lead. Once at the field everyone lined up against the wall while both Wally and Kay met onto the field.

"What are we doing here?!?!" Wally looked around at the surrounding area. It looked like a rocky mountain trail only no trail all rock.

"You think you can challenge me because I am female and a couple of months younger than you." She noted when Abby came into the field. "But I am more skilled than you'll ever be, and I'm afraid you don't know the line between a stupid tantrum and authority. There is a reason I am second in command…" She said. "Omae o Kurosu…" She added a bit m ore softer when Abby had handed them both their weapon.

"He's a dead man…" Vincent whispered only to have Hoagie nod in agreement. Nigel was almost ready to ask but Kay suddenly sped off somewhere and Wally had left off a couple of shots only to have them splatter against a wall.

"Oh come on, Knee high, you can do better than that." Her voice rang out and it only seemed to echo around the arena since everyone else had been quietly waiting for an end to this pointless battle.

"Come out and fight!!"

"Okay!" Kay said standing on top of a rock. Wally turned to her and began shooting at her as she jumped from one rock to another each time it seemed his aim was getting worse and he was becoming more angry.

"Ha! Now you've run out of rocks to jump on…" Wally was practically beaming as he stared at the rock in front of him and she had barely even landed on the one she was on now…

"You still haven't learned a thing, shorty!" She yelled jumping off the rock with one leg extended and she kicked the weapon out of his hand and he found himself crossing his eyes to see her weapon aimed. "When in a fight, your mind is the best weapon you can have. When you get angry you lose focus. Such a thing can easily cost you the victory…" She said.  "NOW! EVERYONE DOWN AND GIVE ME FIFTY… Except for the circus midget here… You can give me fifty then twenty laps after PT…" She then leaned over to whisper in Wally's ear. "And it's Japanese…"

"Huh?"

"My accent is Japanese, not Chinese, baka Australian." She said before walking off to bother the others.

"I can't stand that woman!!!!"