Disclaimer: I don't' own Codename: KND. I'm pretty sure an idea like this has probably been done… or something like that but does it matter right now? Didn't think so! And yeah I'd hate to say it but it won't be as humorous as it sounds but I'm not one to be too serious so stick around some humor will show up.
Operation 7: Master Sergeant's Replacement+ Kay+ Sticky Prank= a VERY ANGRY Kuki.
(Two weeks later)
"Morning, Wally." Abby greeted the blonde.
"Yeah, yeah…" He muttered picking up his fork to eat the rationed food.
"Ignore him. He's been up all night working on some assignment." Hoagie offered.
"All assignments should've been done way before Kay takes over." Abby pointed out.
"Yeah well this is something I'm planning against the GREAT Kay."
"Oh yeah I forgot to tell you Wally. Master Sergeant is back!" Hoagie said.
"So she's been de-ranked to a student?" Abby asked softly.
"Yes… I am…" Kay sat down looking rather pissed off for the day. Every now and then she'd mutter choice words in both Japanese and English.
"What don't like to take what you dish out?" Wally asked teasingly. She jerked her head up to look at him and she glared at him.
"You talk too much…" She muttered finishing her food. She then stood up and left. Everyone turned their eyes to Wally in a disapproving glare.
"She'll get hers…" Wally muttered.
After the door closed behind her the whistle blew signaling the end of breakfast and time for the first class of the day. Everyone grumbled mildly and went their separate ways. That's the way the day had continued to go. Lunch time… Wally would talk about how much he hated Kay and how he'd get back at her, Kay would show up take her angers out on anyone, mainly Wally, and then he'd remind himself that she'd get hers… Shortly after everyone had one hour to themselves to get any work from their classes done before they were left in the hands of their Sergeant. Wally managed to be one of the last ones to arrive and he stood right next to Kay… he made sure of it.
"I guess you're finally a normal student like me…" He muttered.
"I'll never be a normal student like you…"She replied before looking forward to not get in trouble.
"Good…" Master Sergeant said walking down the group. He inspected everyone and stopped in front of Kay. In his eyes held some kin to sadness, possibly hurt. "You did this group well."
"Just doing as ordered, Sir." She said emphasizing the word sir as he flinched a little, and this confused Wally a little.
"Job well done, Cadet." He said.
"Thank you, Sir." She replied obviously trying to hold her anger back. Just at that moment a young woman ran up to the group. She stood there and even in her uniform it was obvious this woman was well endowed with the female body parts, glancing at her face she looked to be the lenient type unless you rub her the wrong way. Her fire red hair had been pulled into a bun at the nape of her neck and her green eyes were vibrant and full of life.
"Sergeant Thompson, ready for duty, Sir." She said loud and clear.
"I have business to attend to; I do not wish the cadet to take over completely so Sergeant Thompson will be in control. IS THAT CLEAR?!?"
"Sir, yes, Sir." The response came back and Master Sergeant looked at Kay at the moment.
"Is that clear Cadet?"
"Sir, yes, sir." She said softly breaking her bearing and everything. In Wally's mind she was going to get it since he got it bad for when he had done so on the first day, but nothing came and Master Sergeant walked away.
"Last I checked Cadet; you're still supposed to be at attention." Thompson spoke softly to the girl.
"I need not listen to you, Sergeant. I need not listen to Master Sergeant. A Couple more months and I need not see any of you again." Kay said tearing her hair out of the bun.
"You are in direct violating of Uniform code!" Thompson said.
"Seems like I am…" Kay
said storming off. Thompson watched her go, her eyes held the same look of hurt
that Master Sergeant had. But after a few blinks she stood and brought the rest
of the group to attention.
"Kuki, Girl you are some sorts of crazy…." Abby said. "You blew off the Sergeant completely."
"So what if I did? I can't stand her or my father." She said. "She was the reason my parent's divorced." Kuki admitted.
"What?"
"My father has been working here at the boot camp for a long time now. Thompson had come to be his secretary so he had more time to work with his group. That Vixen eventually charmed my father and he started having an affair with her. Last week my father proposed to her."
"Oh, Kuki, I didn't know…"
"Yeah but my mom just died last year… It's like he doesn't even care!!" Kuki said breaking down in tears… the whole group of girls came to try and console her. "Then he expects me to be happy for him and her and to LIKE Amadahy."
"how could he ask you to do that?" One of the girls asked.
"Yeah because of her he was tempted to commit infidelity and then your mom just passed away and he wants you to be happy for the wedding?!?" Another said.
"I think I want to
shower…" Kuki said grabbing her bath stuff and heading off alone.
"Alright are you sure you're up to this?" Wally asked Nigel while he positioned
the rope properly.
"Yes, It'll knock that girl of her high horse" Nigel said climbing a tree while Wally climbed to the top of the girl's bathroom. "She does all these things to break the rules but doesn't' get punished for them!!"
"I know, and she keeps
calling me short!!!" Wally said nearly slipping when he got to the roof but he
managed to press his face against the small window meant to let out steam. What
he saw nearly made his eyes bug out of his head. There below him was the number
one female he hated, naked as the day she was born unaware that she was being
peeped at, especially since her hair was pulled up to reduce getting wet.
"Wallabe Beatles, did you die up there?"
"N-n-no." Wally tore his gaze from the small window. "She's in there… alone."
"Even better." Nigel said. "Come get the bucket…"
"Right…" Wally said almost disappointedly but went to get the bucket.
"Where did you find so much glue and paint?"
"I made a deal with the dork that sneaks in his art stuff."
"Ahh…" Nigel said.
"Everything's in place…" Wally said crawling back to the window for another glance. 'Too bad though… you really are cute.' He thought silently as his teenaged hormones wouldn't allow him to look away.
"Wally, let's go! Wee don't want to be caught red handed!!" Nigel said.
"Right." Wally said staring a little longer and something caught his eye. Something that made him chuckle… A Rainbow Monkey on her lower back with a number three on the stomach. He shook his head a jumped down and went back to the barracks with Nigel.
"What's got you smiling?" Nigel asked.
"Nothing…" Wally settled on his bunk.
"Wally cracking a smile for the first time in four weeks? What did I miss?" Hoagie asked.
"Well, Wally and I went off to play a small prank on Kay."
"Is that all that's got him smiling like that?"
"For a complete bitch she's got a nice body!!" Wally said.
"What?!?!" All three guys exclaimed. That just didn't seem right.
"She was in the shower I was on the roof where a small window was."
"You did the one thing no guy has ever managed to do!!" Vincent said earning nods of agreement from a couple of other guys.
"It wasn't hard…"
"Yeah but this is KAY we're talking about. Her senses are usually off the charts whenever she's naked. Many guys have tried and failed with lumps on their head and promises of laps around the entire campus."
"You've got to tell us what was it like? Her breasts big or small?" One boy jumped in out of nowhere. (Oi! Guys….)
"Did you see her tattoo?" Hoagie asked suddenly.
"Yeah the one of the stupid Rainbow Monkey with a number three painted on the….stomach." Wally said.
"That sounds like how Numbuh Three marked her toys…"
"Do you finally get the connection?" Hoagie asked as both Nigel and Wally gaped.
"You mean Kuki… Kay... are.. The same person?" They both uttered out as an angry yelp erupted from the direction of the girls bathroom.
