Disclaimer: I don't own any DragonBall Z characters, but I do own Roaue, so don't sue me. Oh and this is the last chapter that Goten will probably sing in, unless I wanna goof off again. So I don't own any of the songs that Goten or Trunks sing.

She barely made it to the principal's office. "Why are you here?" the secretary asked.

"Trouble." Pan said.

"Go sit next to the lavender haired one." The secretary said. Pan looked up and couldn't see straight.

"Pan?" Trunks questioned as he came up to her. "Pan! Oh my gosh, what happened?" Trunks asked as he saw her light blue shirt had a huge blood stain on the back.

"Trunks?" Pan said as she could finally see straight.

"Pan, how did this happen?" Trunks said as he pointed to the back of her shirt. Pan started to burst out into tears.

"He did it!" Pan cried.

"Who?" Trunks asked.

"Mr. Burt." Pan whispered not wanting anyone to hear her.

"Ma'am, my friend is hurt; may I help her to the nurse's office?" Trunks asked.

"Okay, you've got five minutes." The secretary said. Trunks nodded then gently put his arm around Pan's shoulder and walked her to the nurse's office.

"Mr. Goten, I've seen you in this office way too many times this week, please explain to me why you've been acting this way." The principal, Mrs. Bond, asked.

"It's because I love seeing the so damn fine principal." Goten said earning a glare from Mrs. Bond.

"Well...I really do...cause...I like the way ya do that right thurr! Sw-" Goten stopped when the principal put her hand over his mouth.

"Oh, I know you want me!" Goten said and jumped on top of her desk.

"It's getting hot in herre so I'll take off all your clothes! I am getting so hot; I wanna take my clothes off!" Goten said as he took off his sweatshirt then his t-shirt.

"Mr. Son!" Mrs. Bond yelled as she pulled him from her desk.

"I will not put up with your perverted antics! You are suspended for one week!" Mrs. Bond yelled. Goten just stood in front of her absentmindedly and waited for her to say something else.

"Walk home, you're capable of doing it." Mrs. Bond said as she watched Goten leave her office with his head down.

"Pan, tell me exactly what happened." Trunks said as he was literately carrying Pan to the nurse's office.

"H-he shoved me into the chalkboard." Pan said as tears fell from her face.

"Okay, I'll tell the nurse that." Trunks said.

"No! Don't tell her that, don't tell anyone what Mr. Burt did. He might hurt me even more." Pan said.

"But Pan..." Trunks started.

"No, you can't tell, please Trunks, I trust you." Pan said as her whole body gave out and Trunks was struggling with getting her to the nurse's office.

"Hey Trunks need help?" someone asked. Trunks turned around to see his good friend Goten.

"Yeah, can you?" Trunks asked. Goten got on the opposite side of Trunks and the two friends walked Pan up to the nurse's office in silence.

"Mr. Luong, my friend fell into the chalkboard and it had caused bleeding, can you help her?" Trunks asked as him and Goten laid Pan down on a cot.

"Yes, I'll just need her name." Mr. Luong said.

"Pan Son." Goten said.

"Okay, you two can go." Mr. Luong said and shooed the two 7th graders away.

Trunks and Goten walked down the hallway in silence. That is until Goten broke the silence. "What happened to Pan?" Goten asked.

"Can't say." Trunks lied.

"Come on! I'm your best friend, and you can't even tell me?" Goten yelled.

"Pan got hurt, there happy." Trunks said.

"Way to go captain obvious." Goten mumbled.

"Shut up..." Trunks said and elbowed his best friend.

"What happened Trunks, why won't you tell me?" Goten asked with pleading eyes.

"Sorry Bro, I can't tell you." Trunks said and softly sighed.

"Sure..." Goten said and glared at Trunks.

"Fine! Someone accidentally bumped her into the chalkboard." Trunks lied once again.

"Who?" Goten asked.

"I don't know, she wouldn't tell me." Trunks said.

"Oh..." Goten said. "Well, I gotta get to the office, Mrs. Bond is expecting me." Trunks said. Goten smiled.

"Can I come?" he asked. "Sure." Trunks said. The two then headed to the office.

"Pan Son...Son Pan...P-A-N...S-O-N..." the nurse said as he looked through the files, so he could find Pan's. "Ahh, here it is." Mr. Luong said as he pulled out Pan's records.

"Okay Pan, can you tell me what happened." He asked.

"Someone ran me into a chalkboard." Pan said.

"How did it happen?" he asked.

"I-I don't know." Pan choked out. "Okay, let's see how deep the cut is." Mr. Luong said.

Pan raised the back of her shirt so he could mend to the cut.

"That's a good half in or more deep, there's no way this was done by accident." He said as he attempted to clean up the blood.

"It's too much of a blood loss; you'll have to be sent to the hospital."

Pan didn't respond to him, she was starting to lose her consciousness. Mr. Luong quickly called the main office and informed Mrs. Bond of this and she approved of sending an ambulance.

Trunks and Goten arrived in the office. "Trunks Brief, Mrs. Bond had been waiting for you. Get in there now!" the secretary yelled as she shoved Trunks into the office. Goten shortly sneaked in after.

"Trunks Brief, I hear that you were yelling at a tea- GOTEN!! Get out of here!" Mrs. Bond yelled as she threw a book at him.

"Yeah, I know I'm wanted." Goten said as he slyly smiled.

"You are suspended young man! You are not supposed to be here!" Mrs. Bond said.

"But I am, baby." Goten said, the perverted teenager was having way too much fun. Mrs. Bond was completely infuriated by Goten's actions.

"Leave immediately." Mrs. Bond said.

"See I'm not trying to be rude, but hey pretty girl I'm feeling you." Goten said the "Remix to Ignition."

Trunks started to chuckle a little bit.

"This love has taken its toll on me, don't say goodbye, like you did before." Goten said once again, now singing Maroon 5's "This Love" only in his own twisted version.

Trunks broke out in laughter and started to roll on the floor laughing and crying.

"Mr. Briefs! Get up off the floor now!" Mrs. Bond said as she pulled him off the floor.

"What do you have to say for yourself and your friend?" Mrs. Bond asked.

"Go, go, go, go, go, go Goten, it's your birthday, we gon' party like it's yo birthday, we gon' sip Bacardi like it's your birthday, and you know we don't give a fuck, It's not your birthday!" Trunks sang proudly.

"Get out of my office. Both of you. Now." Mrs. Bond said. The two best friends looked at each other and smiled. They had a sick and twisted plan.

"I'm sorry Mrs. Bond..." Goten said acting like a two-year-old.

"Yeah, me too." Trunks said. Goten and Trunks then grabbed her butt at the same time.

"You little perverts!" Mrs. Bond yelled and gave them both a good whack over the head.

"Oooo her ass is nice and firm." Goten said as he looked at her butt.

"Yep, her ass is real tight too." Trunks said and slapped her butt. Mrs. Bond grabbed both of them by their ears and carried them out of the school building.

"You are both suspended for 4 weeks." She simply said and shut the door.

"We are bad." Goten said and put his hand up for a high five.

"Hell yeah." Trunks said and gave his friend a high five.

As the two horny teens were leaving, they watched an ambulance pull up into the school.

"I wonder what's happening." Goten said.

"Maybe someone overdoced on over counter drugs again." Trunks said.

"Yeah, that's happened to five of my friends." Goten said. The two watched as the emergency team quickly rushed into the school.

"Pan?" Trunks questioned aloud as he saw Pan being carried out on a stretcher.

"Wow. That must have been one big push into a chalkboard for her to be going to the hospital." Goten said.

"Come on, let's go." Trunks said, not wanting to know what was going to happen to Pan.

"Okay, but...how are we going to get home?" Goten asked.

"Just follow me." Trunks said as he started to run, Goten slowly followed after.

"So...how?" Goten asked.

"Like this." Trunks said as he stuck his hand out and gave the 'thumbs up' sign.

"Oh no, we are not hitch-hiking." Goten said and crossed his arms.

"Give me one good reason why we shouldn't." Trunks said.

"Last time that we hitch-hiked we ended up in Canada!" Goten said.

"Oh, stop over exaggerating, we were only 100 miles away from home." Trunks said.

"Fine..." Goten said as he did the same thing with his hand. They were going to be there for a while.