Disclaimer- * turns face towards the heavens* I. OWN. NOTHING!!!!*falls to the ground and cries uncontrollably, stops suddenly and smiles* oh except Sam, I think I may own her? Hhhhmmmmmwwwwaaaahahahahahahahah *coughs* excuse me that was George not me. Now let's get started. *The hand pops out of nowhere and slaps her* Thankyou hand *in singsong voice*
I would like to thank Swanny for being my first reviewer EVER, and thanks for the suggestions, I'll do that.
BTW people. The story isn't supposed to be exactly like the movie. That would be called Plagiarism if it was and I don't like getting into trouble.
A story by any other name
When they arrived at the celebration Captain, soon to be Commodore Norrington greeted them warmly, Elizabeth more warmly than the others.
"Good day Governor Swann, you look in good health, are you not?" asked Norrington
"Why yes. I have never felt better Captain" Gov. Swann
"Miss Turner you look……umm……errrrr…..interesting" stuttered Norrington while looking Sam up and down.
"Thanks Norrington …" upon getting disapproving looks she reworded her original statement "My apologies Captain Norrington my edict isn't as good as those around me as of yet. Your acknowledgement on my dress shows I have achieved the level of shock I intended." Sam smiled sweetly, hopefully trying to avoid anymore conversation with Norrington. He was not her all time favourite person. He was just so…fake and it sickened her.
"Ahh yes…well…*cough* ahhhh Elizabeth you, of course, look positively radiant…" Norrington continues to blabber on about how Elizabeth looks, while she stands there and smiles politely, nodding thankyou and trying to breathe normally. At this point Sam has wondered off to talk to some of her friends. Meanwhile everyone's favourite hero has arrived at the harbour and is arguing with the guards at the Interceptor.
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As Norrington walks to get his promotion and unsheathes his new sword Sam and Elizabeth watch with utter boredom. As Sam starts to copy Norrington as he swings his sword around, Elizabeth wallops her around the head just as Norrington walks over, acting all high and mighty.
"May I have a moment?" Asked Norrington, giving Sam a 'go-away-you-annoying-child' look. As Sam walked away over to some yummy noblemen, Norrington commenced with the 'try-to-woo-Elizabeth' plan 798.
"You look lovely, Elizabeth. I apologize if I seem forward but I… must speak my mind. This promotion throws into sharp relief that which I have not yet achieved – a marriage to a fine woman. You have become a fine woman, Elizabeth."
"I can't breathe." Said Elizabeth fanning herself
"Yes, I'm a bit nervous myself." Laughed Norrington totally oblivious to Elizabeth's fainting, and then finally noticing when she falls over battlement.
"Elizabeth? Elizabeth!" Norrington called *yeah like she's really going to come magically flying back up just because he called her*
Sam came running over and seeing Norrington on the edge *he he* pulls him back and slaps him, not for any reason really, she just wanted to.
"You killed her! What did she finally tell you that you're a tight ass, stuck up, old-acting prick?" hollered Sam into his face and just as he was about to respond, Sam ran off down to the dock.
"Well, I never" Norrington stuttered to no one in particular as they all made their way down to the docks.
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As Jack swam up to the dock with Elizabeth the medallion called to the Black Pearl. Murtogg and Mullroy are both standing there, utterly clueless, as they normally are. Sam came running up as Jack brought Elizabeth up on deck.
"Oh no, Lizzie, Lizzie wake up, please you smell like fish, Oh god she's not breathing" Sam in her panicked state grabbed Jack by the collar of the shirt "Make her breath dammit"
"Ok, ok luv settle down!" He cuts open the corset and Elizabeth spits out water and tries to breathe "Clearly you've never been to Singapore, oi where'd ya get that?" Jack asked after seeing the medallion.
"Never would have thought of that" Mullroy said as Norrington and crew show up.
Norrington points his sword at Jack and orders him to his feet. Meanwhile Governor Swann rushes to Elizabeth asking if she is alright.
"Yeah she is no, and I think instead of arresting her rescuer why don't you, ooohhhh I don't know, Thank him, maybe?" Sam said, standing next to Jack.
"Father! Commodore, do you really intend on killing my rescuer?" Elizabeth said this as she stepped directly between Jack and Norrington.
"I believe thanks are in order" Norrington sneakingly offers to shake Jack's hand but instead rolls up his sleave to reveal 'P' tattooed on his wrist. "Had a brush with East India Trading Company, Did we, pirate?"
Now at this point shock ensures everyone except Jack and Norrington because of the obvious facts.
"Hang him" As Governor Swann gave this ridiculous suggestion, and Gillette went for some irons. Norrington discovered a further tattoo.
"Well, well ….Jack Sparrow isn't it?" asked Norrington sobbingly.
"Captain Jack Sparrow, if you please, sir" Said Jack
"OH MY GOD, are you really? You are the hottest pirate in the Caribbean! I mean your soooo cool, I've heard all about you, I just wish we could have met under better circumstances" Sam blabbered in awe.
"So do I luv. Maybe when I get out of this little jam, we could, get together" Jack said in his oh-so-hot way.
"Excuse me, who says he is getting out of this. You have a date with the gallows Captain Sparrow" Norrington said ruining the moment. "Neither additional shots nor powder. A compass that doesn't point north." Unsheathing Jack's sword "And I half expected it to be made of wood. You are, without doubt, the worst pirate I've ever heard of" Norrington said as he went through Jacks possessions.
"Ahhhh but you have heard of me" said Jack raising an eyebrow.
*I'm going to go now, I need to have a shower and watch Merrick and Rosso. Also leaving it here I can have a title for my next chapter.*
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