Disclaimer- * turns face towards the heavens* I. OWN. NOTHING!!!!*falls to the ground and cries uncontrollably, stops suddenly and smiles* oh except Sam, I think I may own her? Hhhhmmmmmwwwwaaaahahahahahahahah *coughs* excuse me that was George not me. Now let's get started. *The hand pops out of nowhere and slaps her* Thankyou hand *in singsong voice*MANGO MANGO MANGO… hmmmm I wonder where hand came from?

A story by any other name

~*previously on ASBAON: Lizzie falls into the water and Jack gets wet.*YAAAAAAAYYYYYYY*

   The final line was "ahhhh but you have heard of me"

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Elizabeth moves in front of Norrington and tries to plead her case.

"Commodore, I really must protest. Pirate or not this man saved my life." She said as she followed Norrington and the others to where they were chaining Jack. Sam, in the meantime, was standing back admiring the good looking pirate trying to get a peak at the abs through the almost see through shirt.

"Nice, very nice, no don't turn that way. Ooohhhh yeah" Sam mumbled to her self. On the other side of the dock, the argument was still going.

"One good deed is not enough to redeem a man of a lifetime of wickedness." Norrington stated, in at tone that just screamed I-need-a-thumping.

"Though, it seems enough to condemn him." Jack countered.

"Indeed" Norrington stated as Gillette moved away from Jack, in an absolutely stupid manoeuvre.

"Finally" Jack said as he through his irons around Liz's neck.

"No, don't shoot!" Screeched Gov. Swann

"I knew you'd warm up to me. Commodore Norrington! My effects, please, and my hat. Commodore! Elizabeth. It is Elizabeth isn't it?" Jack

"It's Miss Swann" snarled Elizabeth, as Jack held her tightly round the neck.

"Miss Swann , if you'd be so kind. Come, come, dear, we don't have all day. Now if you'd be very kind." Said Jack as she strapped on his sword and placed his hat on his head.

"Easy on the goods, Darling." Jack said as he thrusted his pelvis ever so slightly

"You're despicable." Snarled Liz

"Sticks and stones, love. I saved your life, you saved mine, and we're square. Gentlemen, M'ladies, you will always remember this as the day that you almost caught Captain Jack Sparrow!" Jack said as he pushed Liz away and escaped by swinging around and landing on a beam above their heads.

"Goodbye" Sam cheerily said waving to him as he swung off.

"Now, will you shoot him?" Gov. Swann squealed

Sam and Elizabeth walk off with a few guard following them, to make sure Jack didn't find them.

"Isn't he the coolest person you've ever met, I mean he made that escape look soooo easy. Although any capture made by Norrington would be easy to escape from" babbled Sam to Liz "your soooo lucky!"

"Luck has nothing to do with it, Sam" Said a quite startled Elizabeth "and I do wish you wouldn't bad mouth my future husband"

"WHAT!!!" Screeched Sam startling a nearby horse who disappeared down an alleyway.

"Oh look at what you've done, Guards would you be so kind to help that man retrieve his horse. I'm sure Miss Turner and myself will be quite alright" Elizabeth said as she turned to the two guards that followed. 

"Yes ma'am" they saluted and followed the elderly man down the ally way.

"As for you, head on home and get changed. You are coming over my house tonight, right?" Elizabeth Asked.

"Yep, won't be too long. Then you can tell us all about you and this Norrington proposal" Said Sam backing away.

"I do wish you would call him by his title" Cringed Elizabeth

"Relax Lizzie. You really need chill on all this posh speaking, and stuff like dat" Sam said, really laying a thick slurred drunk voice.    

"You sound like a common pirate" shouted Elizabeth to Sam who was now down the street.

"Rather be a pirate than a prissy Governors Daughter" laughed Sam as she jogged off towards the Blacksmiths.

~* I wasn't quite sure where Will lived so I'll just say that they live in the rooms behind it. If there are rooms, because Mr Brown doesn't want to stay there so he rents it out and lives next door. Ok got.it.good *~

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Sam made her way down the street towards the blacksmiths. Saying hello to everyone, she merrily skipped up to the door in time to hear raised voices.

"You seem somewhat familiar. Have I threatened you before?" A slurred voice questioned.

"I make a point of avoiding familiarity with pirates." Ok she knew that was will but the other voice was so familiar.  

"Ah. Well, then it would be a shame to put a black mark on your record. So, if you'll excuse me –" there was a slight pause before the voice continued "Do you think this wise, boy, crossing blades with a pirate?"

"You threatened Miss Swann and endangered my sister."

 "Only a little… she was your sister? Poor girl!! You know what you're doing, I'll give you that. Excellent form but how's your footwork? If I step here; very good. Now I step again. Ta." The voice comes closer, Sam, deciding to be heroic opened the quickly and slipped in, just before Will threw the sword right at her head. If it wasn't for her quick reflexes she would have lost her head.

"WILL!!!! What the HELL do you think you were doing? Obviously you weren't thinking. You could have killed me" Sam screamed, making all those awake cower.

"Sam, I am soooo sorry, I didn't realise you were coming through the door" Will said apologising as he pointed to Jack, who then looked from Will to Sam "I was trying to stop him"

"Oi, don't you try and blame me for this" Jack said backing away from Sam, who was blocking the front door.

"Well you know what I DON'T CARE. I'm going to get changed and going to Elizabeth's for the night." Sam walked up to both Will and Jack and slapped them, hard. "that's for everything" and with that she stalked out of the room.

"Well, that was interesting" Jack exclaimed staring at the door Sam disappeared into. "Anyways. That is a wonderful trick except once again you are between me and my way out. And now you have no weapon." Jack watched as Will grabbed a hot poker, at this point Jack notices all the swords that hang around him. "Who makes all these?"

"I do! And I practice with them three hours a day!" Will stated proudly.

"LAMEASS" Sam's voice echoed out to them. Will cringed.

"You need to find yourself a girl, mate! Or, perhaps the reason you practice three hours a day is that you already found one and are otherwise incapable of wooing her." Once again the voice is heard chanting "Will Loves Elizabeth"

 "You're not a eunuch, are you?" Jack looked will up and down. Hysterical laughter can be heard in the background.

Will sighed "I practice three hours a day, so that when I meet a pirate, I can kill it!"

Jack and Will continue to fight and manage to go all around the shop. Sam came out in time to catch them coming down from the beams, and continued to watch as Jack grabbed the chimney thing and sprayed Will with it. Sam controlled herself, it wouldn't be proper to laugh as your brother got beaten by the pirate who threatened Liz. Finally the end came, when Jack placed the pistol at Will's head.

"You cheated!" Will looked astonished.

"Pirate!" Jack reminded him

"Hahaha Will got beaten. This just has to go down in the record books." Sam laughed.

Jack shook his head and laughed then in a serious tone said "Move away."

"No." Will denied him.

"Please, move."

"No! I cannot just step aside and let you escape."

"Will, move your ass, would you. You can't deny him his freedom." Sam challenged.

"Thankyou, Sam is it?" Jack asked

"Do not address my sister in that way!" Will stated.

"He can bloody well address me anyway he wants. Yes Captain it is." Sam smiled sweetly at Jack. They hear yelling and banging on the door.  

"Please move. This shot is not meant for you." And with that Jack falls unconscious thanks to Mr brown, thumping him on the head.

"Watchya do that for?" ask Sam, just as Norrington and his men broke through the door.

"Excellent work, Mr. Brown. You've assisted in the capture of a dangerous fugitive."

"Just doing my civic duty, sir." Mr. Brown puffed out his chest, proudly.

"Oh please, as if the fammmmmhhmhhmhmh" Will dragged Sam out the door.

Sam spun around to face Will "Hey, why are you letting him take the credit for what you did? And besides Jack ain't that dangerous anyway"

"Its best, now just go and see Elizabeth, alright! I'll see you tomorrow" and with that he gave her a kiss on her cheek and sent her on her way.

"Idiot" mumbled Sam and she mounted her horse and trotted through the streets, getting disapproving looks from 'proper ladies'. She just smiled at them and went on her way.