Disclaimer- * turns face towards the heavens* I. OWN. NOTHING!!!!*falls to the ground and cries uncontrollably, stops suddenly and smiles* oh except Sam, I think I may own her? Hhhhmmmmmwwwwaaaahahahahahahahah *coughs* excuse me that was George not me. Now let's get started. *The hand pops out of nowhere and slaps her* Thankyou hand *in singsong voice**hand comes out and slaps her again * Now what was that for??

Thankyou to all those awesome people who replied;

 

 orcagirl

Thankyou, owwwhhhhwhwh I feel LUVED :') TANK-U

 Sweet A.K

Wow I made someone give me puppy dog eyes .........I HAVE THE POWER mmmhhhhwwwaaaahhhh *Cough. Cough* sorry I get a little power crazy sometimes. TANK-U

 orli*N*keira

Yes there will be more W/E, just for you. Although I cried out *noooooooooo* in the movie when they kissed. I got a mega evil stare from these 2 old people (only people, besides me and my friends, in the cinema (because it was during school hours)), what they were doing in there I dunno.

Oh and about Sam, she's meant to be different to Will because she doesn't want to be a high class person, she'd rather go to a good ole pub than a prissy cocktail party (who wouldn't), she's happy the way she is. TANK-U

~*previously on ASBAON: Will and Jack get into a really hot sword fight. Someone sticks up for Will when Mr Brown takes the credit *old fart*. ~*Final Line*~ "Idiot" mumbled Sam and she mounted her horse and trotted through the streets, getting disapproving looks from 'proper ladies'. She just smiled at them and went on her way.

A story by any other name

"Come here, boy. Want a nice juicy bone? Come here. Come on" said a few grungy prisoners, trying to coax a scrappy dog to bring the keys to him.  

"You can keep doing that forever, the dog is never going to move." Jack smartly added, not moving at all from his place in his jail sell.

"Oh, excuse us if we haven't resigned ourselves to the gallows just yet." the prisoner with the bone responded.

"Well you could be helpful and tell me about this girl, Sam" Jack asked leaning forward.

"Sam …. Hmmm oh yes I know her. Tough girl. She could drink you under the table and still be able to disable anyone who dare touch her. I guess that's all the training her brother gave her. He's pretty tough too ………" the prisoner continued, Jack sat and listened, he liked this girl even more now; she was tough and regarded as a noblewomen. That could be useful.

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In the governor's house, the maid Estrella was putting Elizabeth to bed. Sam was sitting cross – legged on the end of the bed. 

"There you go, Miss. It was a difficult day for you, I'm sure." Estrella said placing a bed warmer in her bed

"I suspected Commodore Norrington would propose, but I must admit I wasn't entirely prepared for it." Elizabeth said thoughtfully.

"Well, I meant you being threatened by that pirate, sounds terrifying." Estrella said stepping back

"Oh, yes, it was terrifying."  Elizabeth Nodded.

"But I'm sure Norrington's proposal was much more terrifying. I mean ewwwww seriously. You wouldn't want to move the wrong thing in his house; he'd send you to the gallows." Sam Stated.

"You make him sound like a monster" laughed Elizabeth.  

"Fancy that, although he is a smart match, Miss, if it's not too bold to say." Estrella smiled.

"It is a smart match. He's a fine man; he's what any woman should dream of marrying." Elizabeth smiled back.

"UMM excuse me; I wouldn't want to marry him. I mean C'mon he wears a WIG for goodness sake" squealed Sam

"SHHHHHH" laughed Elizabeth.

"Well, that Will Turner, he's a fine man, too." Estrella said giving Elizabeth a long look.

"That is too bold." Elizabeth said giving a stern look.

"Well, begging your pardon, Miss, it was not my place." Estrella left the room. Sam looked at Elizabeth.

"Well, I think I can say it." Sam took a breath and started to chant "Liz loves Will, Liz loves Will, Liz loves Will"

"You are such a child" laughed Elizabeth.

"Yeah well its true, Isn't it?" Sam smiled.

"I couldn't say"

"Yes you could" Sam probed.

"Weelllll"

"AH HA! I knew it" Cheered Sam

"But, I don't know if …" Elizabeth drained off.

"Oh Will loves you too. He always has. Haven't you noticed the GaGaness? He is always doing it."

"Really?" asked Elizabeth.

"Ooohhhh, yeah." Sam smiled.

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In the blacksmith shop, hammering could be heard, and under that a muttering

"Stupid Sam can't believe she didn't even try to help. She just laughed. Grrrr. she is going to make me click soon" Will muttered looking out of the window "Gee it is quite tonight, eerily quite"

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"You know what you should go and see him, Right now" Said Sam getting up off the bed.

"Oh but it's such an unreasonable time to go." Elizabeth resisted.

"Oh please. He is always up at this time. Banging swords, hehehe….oh c'mon" begged Sam.

"I don't think so. Maybe tomorrow"

"Yes, You are gonna declare your love for dear William Tomorrow" Sam pointed to the heavens "as god demands that it should be done, it shall"

"What on earth was that?" laughed Elizabeth.

"I do not know" laughed Sam. As they collapsed into a fit of giggles, Cannon fire can be heard.

"Oh. What was that?" asked Elizabeth as she got out of bed and walked towards the window.

"Wasn't me. I didn't fart" stated Sam got up just as the door opened

"M'ladies, we're under attack!" Estrella said shakily.

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"….. And I remember this one time at James's Bar, she brought down two big guys on one leg" said the prisoner known as Pete.

"On one leg?" asked Jack.

"Yeah, you see she has this problem with her leg. He kneecap comes out of its thing and leaves the leg disabled. Meaning she can't walk properly when it happens but usually its only when she runs you can notice it" finished Pete as the cannons went off.

"I know those guns" Jack said as he looked out of his little window. "It's the pearl"

"Black Pearl? I've heard stories. She's been preying on ships and settlements for near ten years. Never leaves any survivors." Pete Said.

"No survivors? Then where do the stories come from, I wonder?" Jack said leaving the other prisoners stumped.

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Sam, Elizabeth and Estrella are watching the pirates raiding the houses next door.

"You know we'll be next" Said Sam

"I know, hopefully Commodore Norrington will save us" Sighed Elizabeth.

"Yeah right" muttered Sam.

"Oh no here they come" Estrella pointed to the pirates that came though the gate.

"Oh no" Sam groaned. Elizabeth and Sam ran out of the room. Elizabeth saw the butler go to open the door.

"DON'T'' She screamed but it was too late he had already opened the door.

"LIZ don't go down the stairs ya nut" said Sam as she grabbed her arm and dragged her up the stairs   

"Hello, chump." Said the pirate (Pintel), he saw Elizabeth and Sam on the stairs "Up there!"

"Girls!" another pirate said as they ran up the stairs after the girls.

Quickly they ran back to the room and locked the door.

"Miss Swann, they've come to kidnap you." Estrella said shakily.

"What?" Asked Elizabeth

"You're the Governor's daughter." Estrella answered.

"Yeah, that's the reason" Said Sam rolling her eyes, they ignored her but she was used to it. "Or it could be the fact that she has a pirate medallion around her neck" This got Elizabeth's attention.

"They haven't seen you. Hide and the first chance you get, run to the fort." Elizabeth said pushing Estrella behind a screen.

"How did you know that?" she asked

"I saw it, when Captain Sparrow saved you" she said as the door started to give way. Elizabeth grabbed the bed warmer just as Ragetti and Pintel come in. She thumps Pintel in the face knocking him down, where Sam proceeds to kick him.

"Gotcha!" Ragetti grabs Elizabeth but she releases the hot ashes on his head. "It's hot! It's on me!" he shouts as Sam and Elizabeth run out of the room.

"Come on!" Pintel shouts to Ragetti as they corner Elizabeth and Sam on the stairs. The pirates are distracted by one of the other pirates being taken out by a cannon ball, so the girls piss-bolt the other way. Luckily Pintel and Ragetti are stopped by a falling chandelier; the girls run into the dining room and lock the doors.

"I wish I had my sword" wined Sam as Elizabeth tried unsuccessfully to remove a sword from a shield.

"Come on we have to hide" said Elizabeth as she looked for a suitable place to hide.

"Quick! Up the chimney!" Said Sam, walking over to the fireplace.

"No."

"How about out the window"

"Quick, in the closet" Said Elizabeth pulling an unhappy Sam in behind her just as the door broke down.      

"We know you're here, Poppets." Pintel said looking around the room.

"Poppets." Echoed Ragetti

"Come out and we promise we won't hurt yous. We will find you, Poppets. One of you has something of ours and it calls to us. The gold calls to us." Pintel said as he moved closer to the closet, noticing the rug corner turned up.

"Gold calls…" Ragetti Echoed.

 Pintel looks through the door crack "'Ello, Poppets." And the doors opened.