Disclaimer- * turns face towards the heavens* I. OWN. NOTHING!!!!*falls to the ground and cries uncontrollably, stops suddenly and smiles* oh except Sam, I think I may own her? Hhhhmmmmmwwwwaaaahahahahahahahah *coughs* excuse me that was George not me. *The hand pops out of nowhere and slaps her* Thankyou hand *in singsong voice* Now let's get started. *hand comes out and slaps her again * Now what was that for?? I'm gonna get Bobby if you're not careful…you know he doesn't like you….
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~*Previously on ASBAON*~ Sam and Elizabeth out run the pirates and hide in a cupboard (much to Sam's disapproval), Will does nothing, Jack learns about Sam, Elizabeth confesses her love for Will to Sam, Sam tries to get Elizabeth to tell Will right there but decides to wait., Sam cracks a fart joke ~*Final Line*~ Pintel looks through the door crack "'Ello, Poppets." And the doors opened.
A Story By Any Other Name
"Parley!" Elizabeth Said confidently.
"Saying parsley ain't gonna help us, I don't think they're hungry" Hissed Sam.
Staring at Elizabeth and ignoring Sam; Ragetti Asked. "What?"
"Parley. I invoke the right of parley. According to the code of the brethren, set down by the pirates Morgan and Bartholomew, you have to take us to your Captain." Elizabeth said proudly standing up.
"I know the code." Shot Pintel
"If an adversary demands parley you can do them no harm until the parley is complete." Elizabeth said pulling Sam to her feet.
"To blazes with the code." Said Ragetti
"They want to be taken to the Captain. Then they'll go without a fuss. We must honour the code." sneakily Pintel said.
"But I don't wanna go, he smell worse than Will" Sam resisted against Ragetti, then finally slapping him causing his eye to come out.
"Oh no look what you've done" he said crawling after it.
"You have a fake eye?!? COOOLLL can I see it… PLEASE" asked Sam really nicely.
"No, you can't c'mon" he said grabbing her arm.
"Ok fine, just let me see that eye" she said reaching for his eye and grabbing the wrong one.
"OWWWWWWWWW. Wrong Bloody eye" he said pushing her away and grabbing his face.
"Opps" Sam smiled
"Right that's it" he said as he grabbed her and threw her over his shoulder.
"Weeeeee….. Ewwwww pea-u you smell like a dead cat" she said holding her nose.
"You know what a dead cat smells like?" He asked her.
"Yeah you" laughed Sam.
"One more word and I'll…I'll tie you to the mast naked" Ragetti smiled as he said this.
"WOOHOOO all over tan." Sam Cheered.
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In the street, Will is fighting with a really, really ugly pirate. ~*a voice can be heard saying "pirates have feelings too" oh shut up*~
"Say goodbye" Growled the pirate as the sign fell.
"Goodbye" laughed Will, and he turns just in time to see Elizabeth and Sam being lead/carried back to the Black Pearl.
"WILL" Elizabeth screamed.
"Elizabeth" he cried and went to make after them
"Fine, Don't worry about your sister, will you. Huh! Just let her be taken off and to die. As long as you get you nookie partner you just fine and dandy then, well poo to you. I'm gonna tell em all your secrets, Nappy-man!" Screamed Sam "Oh watch out!!!" but it was too late, Will was whacked over the head by the pirate he'd killed earlier.
"Idiot" Sam sighed as she and Elizabeth were taken back to the Black Pearl.
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In the jail cell, were Jack was 'staying', the prisoners were watching the great Black Pearl, create havoc on the harbour. All of a sudden there was a large bang, the prisoners all jumped out of the way as the cell wall came tumbling down.
"My sympathies friend, you've no manner of luck at all." Pete said as he walked out of the cell. Jack then looks sadly out of the hole that is so small that his head doesn't even fit. Finally he picks up the bone and tries his luck with the doggy.
"Come on, doggy. It's just you and me now. It's you and ol' Jack, come on. Come on, good boy. That's it, good boy, come on! Bit closer, bit closer. That's it, that's it, doggy. Come on you filthy, slimy, mangy cad." Jack saw the dog turn and run off as a crash was heard out side.
"No, no, no, no, no, I didn't mean it. I didn't..." he stops as he sees the guard come flying down the stairs.
"This ain't the armoury." Said an ugly pirate to an uglier one.
"Well, well, well, look what we have here Twigg – Captain Jack Sparrow." the uglier pirate known as Koehler, Said.
"Last time I saw you, you were all alone on a godforsaken island, shrinking into the distance. His fortunes aren't improved much." Smiled Twigg (the ugly pirate)
"Worry about your own fortunes, gentlemen. The deepest circle of Hell is reserved for betrayers and mutineers." Koehler grabbed Jack's throat, and reveals the skeleton arm in the moonlight. "So there is a curse. That's interesting."
"You know nothing of Hell." Hisses Koehler ~*insert tear*~ and with that they left Jack alone.
"That's very interesting." Jack said as he lent back to ponder on what he just saw.
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Meanwhile the girls are taken across the harbour to the ship where they board and come face to face with even more ugly pirates.
"I didn't know we were takin' on captives." Bo'sun Grunted.
"She's invoked the right of parley with Captain Barbossa." Said Pintel to the beady guy.
"We are here to negotiate …" suddenly Elizabeth is backhanded by Bo'sun.
"I know you didn't just hit her!" said Sam as she was backhanded too.
"You will speak when spoken to." He growled
Before Barbossa could stick up for them, Sam leapt at him, knocked him down and proceeded to break his nose.
"NO ONE AND I MEAN NO ONE HITS ME OR MY FRIENDS, UNDERSTOOD" She hollered into his bleeding face. She was then pulled off by two burly pirates. Bo'sun, who was covered in blood, got up, really pissed, and went to thump her but Barbossa stepped in.
"Yell not lay a hand on those under the protection of parley. Especially on those who could beat you to a pulp, go and clean up"
"Aye, sir." He said giving Sam an evil look he turned to go and clean his face.
"My apologies Miss…?" asked Barbossa.
"Captain Barbossa, We are here to negotiate the cessation of hostilities against Port Royal." Elizabeth said a-matter-of-factually.
"Yeah" Sam put in.
"There are a lot of long words in there, Miss; we're naught but humble pirates. What is it that you want?" asked Barbossa.
"I want you to leave and never come back." Said Elizabeth, dumbing it down for them.
"I'm disinclined to acquiesce to your request……means no." he said walking away.
"Very well. I'll drop it." She said dangling the medallion over the sea.
"Yooooouuuu dickhead" sighed Sam.
"Me holds are burstin' with swag and that bit of shine matters to us? Why?" Said Barbossa turning around.
"It's what you've been searching for. I recognized the ship. I saw it eight years ago on the crossing from England." She said loosing her confidence ever so slightly.
"They don't want you life story. It's boring! Mines exciting……I think" rambled Sam to no one in particular.
"Did ya now?" said Barbossa even more intrigued.
"Fine, well, I suppose if it is worthless then there's no point in me keeping it." She sneakily holds onto the chain and pretends to drop the medallion. And all the pirates watching lunge forward.
"Hey that's my trick. You're starting to become a kleptomaniac you know that" Sam said accusingly.
"Ah. You have a name, Missy?" laughed Barbossa.
"Elizabeth …Turner. I'm a maid in the Governor's household. And this is my sister Samantha" she said curtsying. Sam stood there glaring.
"You called me by my full name. No one calls me that. Fine lines Liz, treading on fine lines. First you get me captured, and then you steal my trick and now you call me by my full name. Next you'll cut my hair……. DON'T get any ideas" grumbled Sam at Elizabeth.
"Turners …?" mumbles Barbossa
"Bootstrap." The pirates whispered.
"And how does a maid come to own a trinket such as that. Family heirloom, Perhaps?" Barbossa asked getting closer to them.
"I didn't steal it if that's what you mean." Said Elizabeth; staring hard at Sam who had opened her mouth, but quickly shut it.
"Very well, you hand it over and we'll put your town to our rudder and never return." Barbossa Agreed.
"Our bargain?" she said handing the medallion over to him.
"Still the guns and stow 'em, Signal the men, set the flags and make good to clear port." Shouted a bandaged Bo'sun.
"Wait! You have to take us to shore. According to the code of the order of the brethren…" Elizabeth started.
"First, your return to shore was not part of our negotiations nor our agreement so I must do nothing. And secondly, you must be a pirate for the pirate's code to apply and you're not. And thirdly, the code is more what you'd call "guidelines" than actual rules. Welcome aboard the Black Pearl, M'lady Turners" he said leaving a shocked Elizabeth and a pissed off Sam standing on the deck.
"Great look what you've done now. You're meant to get him to let us off here. Grrrr I NEED A DRINK" Sam shouted towards the heavens. Meanwhile Elizabeth is staring sadly at the town which is slowly disappearing into the horizon.
"Help us Will. Please help us soon" she whispered to the moonlight breeze.
~* don't ya just wanna hug. Oh well. Please review if you want. I like nice reviews, they make me happy and when I'm happy more updates happen and when that does happens you're happy. See it all works out in the end. And when you're happy my pink and blue pony is happy. He likes rainbows………How much suger is in mangos I wonder????¿¿¿¿???? Hehehe….hahaha…..HOHOHOHO………Opps, I scared the little children………………………YAY, you know they're evil. Just look at all the horror movies for examples.*~