Disclaimer- * turns face towards the heavens* I. OWN. NOTHING!!!!*falls to the ground and cries uncontrollably, stops suddenly and smiles* oh except Sam, I think I may own her? Hhhhmmmmmwwwwaaaahahahahahahahah *coughs* excuse me that was George not me. *The hand pops out of nowhere and slaps her* Thankyou hand *in singsong voice* Now let's get started. *hand comes out and slaps her again * Now what was that for?? I'm gonna get Bobby if you're not careful…you know he doesn't like you….*the hand gets a pen and writes "who is Bobby?"...

TO MY KIND REVIEWRS and crappy reviewer

OrcaGirl

Here's an update, I'm so glad you like the fic. TANK-U

Sweet A.K

I try to make her as real as possible by basing her on things that happen around me J . Her and Will are also like my best-bud and her brother. TANK-U

Tangle

 You know its people like you that make me sick. If you don't like the story then don't read it. No one is forcing you to read and review. The truth is I DON'T CARE WHAT YOU THINK! I'm gonna write this story so suck on it. Why don't you lock yourself in a tiny room with no windows and read "how to get a life", with two hundred rats for at least twenty weeks and maybe then (possibly not), will you get a life. Yeah right.

Now that that's over I want to apologize about my last chapter, I wrote that while in a quite violent/bad mood. That occasionally happens when you have siblings. Sam really is a nice person but she can get rubbed up the wrong way, especially when people hurt her friends.

~*Previously on ASBAON*~ Elizabeth and Sam are taken to the black pearl. Sam doesn't like events that follows and gets quite violent, with a rather large pirate. Elizabeth reveals that she is a kleptomaniac, although she doesn't realise it, ~*the final line*~ "Help us Will. Please help us soon" she whispered to the moonlight breeze.

A Story by any other name

"They've taken them. They've taken Elizabeth and my sister.

"So the pirates weren't all that bad oh well, Mr. Murtogg, remove this man." Norrington Said.

"We have to hunt them down, we must save them!" growled Will

"And where do you propose we start? If you have any information concerning my daughter, please, share it." The governor wined, his only concern was his daughter, it wasn't like he didn't care about Sam, it's just it was his daughter.

"That Jack Sparrow. He talked about the Black Pearl." Murtogg informed the small crowd.

"Mentioned it, is more what he did." Mullroy corrected.

"Ask him where it is. Make a deal with him he could lead us to it." Will said a brief hope glimmered in his eyes.

"No…" Norrington sighed "the pirates who invaded this Fort left Sparrow locked in his cell ergo they are not his allies. Governor, we will establish their most likely course…"

"That's not good enough!" shouted Will, showing his unruly temper he buried a hatchet into the table.

"Mr. Turner, you are not a military man, you are not a sailor. You are a blacksmith and this is not the moment for rash actions. Do not make the mistake of thinking you are the only man here who cares for Elizabeth… or Samantha." Said Norrington handing back the hatchet. Will watched him for a moment then stormed off.

Meanwhile in the jail, Jack managed to carve the bone into a sharp point which he was trying to now use as a pick. He struggled against the lock, waiting to hear the 'click' of it opening, murmuring only 'please' and 'stupid lock'. All of a sudden he heard footsteps marching down the stairs.

Quickly he dropped the bone and lay down, as though he was asleep or most likely passed out.

"You, Sparrow!" an angered voice yelled at him, he sat up and saw that it was that Blacksmith that had the sister. The eunuch, What-was-his-name.

"Aye." He answered eyeing him carefully.

"You are familiar with that ship, the Black Pearl?" Will asked.

"I've heard of it." Now Jack was getting suspicious.

"Where does it make berth?"

"Where does it make berth? Have you not heard the stories? Captain Barbossa and his crew of miscreants sailed from the dreaded Isla de Muerta. It's an island that cannot be found except by those who already know where it is." What was this kid up to, Jack wondered.

"The ship's real enough. Therefore its anchorage must be a real place. Where is it?" Will asked once again.

"Why ask me?" Now Jack was out to piss him off and Will knew it.

"Because you're a pirate." Growled Will.

"And you want to turn pirate yourself, is that it?" 'Hehehe he's getting pissed' thought Jack.

"Never! They took Miss Swann and my Sister." Said a shocked and angry Will.

"Oh, so it is that you've found a girl. I see. Well, if you're intending to brave all, hasten to their rescue and so win fair lady's heart you'll have to do it alone, mate. I see no profit in it for me except maybe……..." Jack started to mumble something incomprehension able.

"What?!?" asked a confused Will

"Nothing, nothing don' worry 'bout it" slurred Jack, he was seriously wanting a drink right about know.

"Well, I can get you out of here." Will said looking at the cell-door.

"How's that? The key's run off."  Jack said as he pointed down the stairs.

"I helped build these cells. These are half pin-barrel hinges." Will said to a confused looking Jack. He picked up a nearby bench and placed it at the bottom of the cell door. "With the right leverage and a proper application of strength, the door will lift free."

"Hmmm, what's your name?" asked Jack.

"Will Turner."

"That will be short for William, I imagine. Good, strong name. No doubt, named for your father, aye?"

"Yes." Now it was Will's turn to get suspicious.

"Aha. Well, Mr. Turner, I've changed me mind. If you spring me from this cell, I swear on pain of death, I shall take you to the Black Pearl and your bonny lass and sister. Do we have an accord?" Jack asked sliding his hand through the cell door.

"Agreed" said Will as they shook hands.

"Agreed, get me out."

"Hurry, someone will have heard that." Will said backing away towards the stairs.

"Not without my effects." Jack said grabbing his hat, sword, gun and compass.

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Meanwhile on the Black pearl. Sam was wondering around on the deck and making her presence known. She was driving a lot of the crew mad with her incessant questions about how the ship worked and etc. She's always watch the crew work; to her it was a magical, they knew exactly what to and when. How they would pull one small insignificant rope and then the whole mast would move and when they would climb up the mast to the top of the sails and into the crows-nest with such confidence, not once looking down. She'd even made acquaintances with some of the nicer pirates, which was rare as most of them were really nasty about the whole curse thing. Elizabeth on the other hand was sitting in her cabin, crying mostly, trying to get as far away from the pirates as possible. At the moment Sam was talking to Barbossa about his monkey.

"Soooo, where did ya get him?" she asked Barbossa.

"Well we found 'im on an island, we had taken shelter in its bay from a large storm and some of the crew and myself went ashore to look for some fresh food, when we found him sitting on a whole bushel of apples. I took a likin' to 'im and 'e took a likin' to me, so we brought 'im and the bushel along with us"

"Ooohhhh K, so what's his name?"

"His name is Jack"

"Jack, huh? That wouldn't be named after the pirate Jack sparrow would he?"

"Jack sparrow? ...hmmmm can't say I know him" Barbossa looked blankly at Sam

"Really?!? You don't know the legendary Jack Sparrow, jeeze I remember writing an essay about him in my senior year. He was really amazing you know…" Sam started to blabber on when Barbossa interrupted her.

"Why aren't you with your sister?"

"My sister? …. Oh she's a having a cry 'bout leaving my bro…ken fish tank"

"Fish tank?"

"Yes, you see, we were going to fix it because there was a large crack in it. Her cat tried to eat the fish and failed, so she thought it was her duty to fix it for me"

"Oh I see…. Oh is that my crew calling me. I'm needed on the helm it seems." Barbossa made his get away.

"Oh well" Sam looked around for another 'innocent' bystander. And found one. She bounded up to the rather large, grubby looking pirate.

"Hi"

"Eh… oh 'ello" he grunted.

"Watchya doing?"

"Tying this rope down so the sails won't get caught"

"Ooooooohhhhhhh so do you like it on this ship?"

"I guess so, beats living in the streets"

"How long have you been here?"

"How long have you been asking questions?"

"My whole life"

"Well, it feels like I've been here my whole life"

"Oh, so do you like the sea?"

"Where's your sister why don't you go and ask her if she likes it on the sea?"

"Oh she's crying about being here"

"So, go and cheer her up then"

"Hey that's a good idea. Thanks …. Ummm"

"Scums"

"Scums? Oh ok seeya Scums" she said bounding of towards the cabin that held her 'sister'.

"Strange girl" Scums said getting back to his work.

~* Not much of Sam and Elizabeth in this one, you see I have to use my trusty imagination for those bits. Otherwise I use the POTC script from . Oh please I hope yous didn't think I've used my memory this whole time. I ain't that talented. I wish I was but I'm not.  Here's an interesting fact for you all:

  Mosquito repellents don't repel. They hide you. The spray blocks the mosquito's sensors so they don't know you're there.

 So there you go. It's true too. Feel free to tell you friends and family.*~