Disclaimer- * turns face towards the heavens* I. OWN. NOTHING!!!!*falls to the ground and cries uncontrollably, stops suddenly and smiles* oh except Sam, I think I may own her? Hhhhmmmmmwwwwaaaahahahahahahahah *coughs* excuse me that was George not me. *The hand pops out of nowhere and slaps her* Thankyou hand *in singsong voice* Now let's get started. *hand comes out and slaps her again * Now what was that for?? I'm gonna get Bobby if you're not careful…you know he doesn't like you….*the hand gets a pen and writes "who is Bobby?" hmmmm? He may be my blue pony with pink spots but I'm not too sure but writing this Disclaimer is getting annoying.

~*Previously of ASBAON*~ Jack escapes from prison with Will, Sam asks incessant questions to all on board the Black Pearl, and Elizabeth cries ~*Final Line*~"Strange girl" Scums said getting back to his work.

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A story by any other name

Aboard the Black Pearl, Sam was sitting with Elizabeth in their cabin. Elizabeth was crying about… well everything and she was even sadder because she didn't get to see Will's sexy face everyday (yes, Will managed to "somehow" see Elizabeth everyday). She was going to confess her love to Will the day after they got captured, but seeing they were now in the middle of the ocean it didn't seem like it was going to happen very soon.

"I'm never going to see him again" wailed Elizabeth into a pillow; Sam was patting her back sympathetically.

"You now that may not be such a bad thing!" Sam said.

"You only think that because you're his sister, I on the other hand love him. I can't believe I'm never going to see him again" Elizabeth said hugging her pillow looking at Sam.

"You know they might not kill us, maybe they're just going tooooooo…….sell us as slaves and if that happens then we can escape and go back home and then you can see him again and live happily ever after, get married and have lots of children and buy me a beautiful ship so I can sail the seas ……." Sam started to blabber while a shocked Elizabeth looked on.

"Buy you a ship!! Why on earth would you want that! Wouldn't you rather a big beautiful house to raise children in?" An astonished Elizabeth asked.

"Oh Lizzie you know how much I love the sea and besides I just learnt a lot of stuff from these pirates, and the ones who aren't all bitter and twisted say they love living on the sea, and you know how much I hate kids with their grossness and snot dribbling into their mouths…eeeewwweweweweew" Sam poked her tongue out and screwed up her face making Elizabeth laugh. "Its soo nice to hear you laugh again, Lizzie. Why don't you come up on deck? Its nice, and the pirates aren't all that bad, well most of them are but some ain't that bed, besides you need some fresh air, your gonna go nuts in here"

"No I don't think I will. I'll just stay here for a while, I'll be ok"

"Well…alright. I'll be up on deck if you need me, you're my best bud I'll do anything for you; you know that"

"Yes I do Sam, Thankyou"

"It's cool, I'll seeya later, k?" and with that Sam left the cabin to go and find Scums, maybe he knew something that she didn't like where they were going and why?

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Will and Jack were creeping along the streets making their way towards the docks. Once they got there they were watching the ships in the harbour, when Will saw Jack get a strange gleam I his eye.

"We're going to steal a ship. That ship?" Will said glancing at the Dauntless.

"Commandeer. We're going to commandeer that ship. Nautical term. One question about your business boy, or there's no use going. How far are you willing to go to save them?"

"I'd die for them, well maybe possibly not my sister."

"That's not very nice of you, your sister seems like a nice sort" Jack said looking at Will as though he'd grown two heads.

"Weeeellllll…..ok yes I would die for her too, I suppose"

"Oh good, no worries then" said Jack turning back towards the docks.

Suddenly Jack spies a small boat. They run over to it and hide underneath it and then slowly but surely they make their way into the water and make their way towards the Dauntless. Keeping their heads trapped in an air bubble which makes Will quiet amazed that such a pirate could be so smart.

"This is either madness or brilliance." Will said staring at the back of Jack's head

"It's remarkable how often those two traits coincide." Jack said shaking his head.

They head through the water towards the Dauntless, when Will steps in a crab trap, and unknown to him there is a barrel attached to it and as he walks the barrel moves with him. Although it turns out to be a good thing as they use it to board the Dauntless.

"Everyone stay calm, we are taking over the ship." Shouted Jack to the men aboard the Dauntless as he and Will make their way towards them.

"Aye, avast!" Yelled Will to the crew who just laughs at him, Jack rolls his eyes and looks embarrassed.

"This ship cannot be crewed by two men. You'll never make it out of the bay." A snide Gillette remarked.

Jack points his pistol at Gillette's nose and said "Son, I'm Captain Jack Sparrow, savvy?"

There is a lot of screaming going on from all the officers that have been placed in a boat and sent back to shore. They alarm Norrington who decides to take action, even-though he can commander all these soldiers he still acts like a pansy. He said to no-one in particular

"Rash, Turner, too rash. He is without doubt the worst pirate I have ever seen."

Back aboard the Dauntless, Jack is teaching Will how to work the ropes and pullies. To anyone who was watching *Coughnorrington'sapervertcough* Will looked like a royal dickhead because all he was doing was waving ropes around and pulling things. Will suddenly noticed that the Interceptor had set sail and was coming after them. "Here they come" he said to Jack, who just gave a sly smile as he watched them come closer.

Norrington manoeuvred the Interceptor next to the Dauntless and they all swung over and searched ever part of the deck. They didn't even noticed Jack and Will swing over to the Interceptor, in fact they didn't even notice until they started to sail away.

"Sailors, back to the Interceptor! Now!" Norrington hollered.

"Thank you, Commodore, for getting us ready to make way. We'd have a hard time of it by ourselves." Jack saluted Norrington.

Norrington go really pissed off at this so he tried to catch up to them but the wind was blowing in the other direction, so he tried to shoot them but Jack had thought ahead and disabled the rudder chain so he couldn't turn the ship to shoot at them.

"That's got to be the best pirate I've ever seen." One of the sailors said in awe.

"So it would seem." Growled Norrington watching Jack and will sail off into the distance.

~*AN*~ I've just noticed that I manage to give you an average of 1,000 or more words in each chapter, how dedicated am I.

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