Disclaimer- Lets get this straight, you all know I don't own a bloody thing….bugger…. so instead of saying all that crap I usually say I've decided to place the facts of life (no not those you perve) here.
You burn more calories sleeping than you do watching television
I think I'll go back to bed now, *smiles*
~*Previously of ASBAON*~ Jack and Will finally get their crew and set sail, Sam learns the 'ropes', Sam starts to sing and makes people cower.
~*Final Line*~ "…started singing it not knowing ….OK" and with that she bounded off down the stairs to annoy the prisoners, leaving the crew and Captain in beloved piece.
TO MY WODERFUL REVIEWERS –
- Ipzy – I don't care what you write as long as you like the story,
- Piratesrock – I'm glad I made you do the happy dance,
- Zeldagrl436 – its cool I make heaps of spelling errors, thank god for spell check,
- Serilia – yeah like I said before I can't spell for shit but as long as you know what I'm talking about (I even have trouble with that) and you like the story; doesn't matter. *smiles*
- Dimonah Tralon – yeah I wouldn't mind it if it turned out as a Jack/OC Fic cause then the sequel could be about their adventures or something.
- Tabby Kitten – yes unfortunately that yucky old sea-captain was hitting on her but he hits on anyone (he did it to Elizabeth too I think) doesn't he.
- Sweet A.K – I thought I'd make some of the pirates nice cause they can't all be evil can they! Yeah these elves do get paranoid, though it wasn't Legolas that I had to patch up it was Jack, I had to pull an arrow out of his butt! It was an interesting night.
Are you talking about us again? No now go back drink your wine. Whatchya writing? Nothing Elladen, what's that you're drinking? Is that Jack's rum? No yes it is go give it back what he has me rum? Come ere oh no Jack's chasing Elladen, here we go again.
This chapts gonna all be on the Pearl cause if I write about Jack and Will anymore there wont be any more room for "Fun on the Pearl With Sam" so don't be upset that there's no Jack or Will in this chapt its all bout Sam and Elizabeth.
MERRY CHRISTMAS EVERYONE FROM AUS, LEGOLAS, ELLADEN, ELROHIR AND JACK
A STORY BY ANY OTHER NAME
Sam bounded down the steps into the brig, she past 3 piles of treasure (which she promised to look through later) then she came upon the 4 cages that held the prisoners.
"HEEEELLLLOOOOOO" Sam yelled as she entered "Sam, is in the ……BRIG…Ahhhh but not in a cage like you peoples"
"Who are you? And what are you doing here?" asked a reasonably young man who was not lacking in looks, he had brown sandy hair that was held back in a scruffy pony tail. "Ummm excuse me you haven't answered my question" the man waved his hand in front of her face. Sam meanwhile was too busy staring at his tanned abs through his open shirt.
"Oh what, uhh yes" Sam answered uncertainly.
"I asked who you were" he said smiling.
"I am Sailor moon!!!" Sam cackled
"WHAT" the young man asked.
"Sorry, I'm on a bit of a high, do you know your rippling muscles are showing?" He blushed and covered them up. "Don't cover them actually maybe that would be best, I get kinda distracted. What's your name?" asked Sam sweetly.
"I asked you first" he said slightly flustered.
"Oh um Sam" she said extending a hand.
"Louis" he said catching her hand and kissing it gently.
"Ooooooohhhhhhh" she said "You're getting me excited"
"Wonderful, are you a pirate?" Louis asked still holding her hand.
"No actually we're captured too"
"We?"
"Uhh yes my sister, Elizabeth, is upstairs in the cabin"
"If you're a hostage too, how come you're not in a cage like us?"
"We didn't attack them" Sam smiled "But I have come to sing you a song. Do you have any requests?"
"Do you know Jezebel's rhapsody?"
"Noooooooooo but I know the rainbow song. Wanna hear it? Well you've got no choice;
Red and yellow and pink and green,
Purple and orange and blue;
I can see a rainbow;
See a rainbow;
See a rainbow toooo.
Ooooooohhhhhhh;
Red and yellow and pink and green,
Purple and orange and blue;
I can see a rainbow;
See a rainbow;
See a rainbow toooo.
Ooooooohhhhhhh;
Red and yellow and pink and green,
Purple and orange and blue;
I can see a rainbow;
See a rainbow;
See a rainbow toooo.
Ooooooohhhhhhh;
Red and yellow and pink and green,
Purple and orange and blue;
I can see a rainbow;
See a rainbow;
See a rainbow toooo.
Ooooooohhhhhhh;
Red and yellow and pink and green,
Purple and orange and blue;
I can see a rainbow;
See a rainbow;
See a rainbow toooo.
Ooooooohhhhhhh;
Red and yellow and pink and green,
Purple and orange and blue;
I can see a rainbow;
See a rainbow;
See a rainbow toooo.
Ooooooohhhhhhh;
Red and yellow and pink and green,
Purple and orange and blue;
I can see a rainbow;
See a rainbow;
See a rainbow toooo.
Ooooooohhhhhhh;
Red and yellow and pink and green,
Purple and orange and blue;
I can see a rainbow;
See a rainbow;
See a rainbow toooo.
Ooooooohhhhhhh;
"Please……stop……can't ……take…….much…….more" one of the sailors collapsed
"Hehehe Opps, sorry; that seems to happen a lot." Sam said scratching her head looking innocently.
"How about we just talk, Huh?" Begged Louis
"Ok" Sam Said sitting cross-legged on the floor. "I'll start, are you married, engaged, girlfriend or gay?"
"What" an astonished Louis asked
"Well I've gotta do my homework, well what's ya answer?" Sam lend forward expectantly.
"In answer to all of them ….no" Louis smiled "And You?"
"No, but I have my eyes open for some good lookin pirates, such as yourself" Sam smiled sweetly at him.
"Mate, Your In" another pirate said from the back of the cage. Sam just smiled wider as Louis Blushed. Suddenly there was thumping coming down the stairs.
"Quick you'd better go" Said Louis quickly, Sam just looked blankly at him.
"Why" she asked.
"Won't you get in trouble for being down here?" Louis looked quizzically at her.
"Oh no, I can do practically what I want" Sam smiled a broad confident smile.
"OI, You Girl" the owner of those giant footfalls landed at the bottom of the stairs.
"Well, Well, Well if it isn't Bo'sun" Sam looked smugly at him while the prisoners seemed to cower; Sam stood up and looked him in the eye.
"I heard ye were down ere and decided its time to finish something off" As Bo'sun walked closer, Sam stood taller "No interruptions and no way out" he smiled
"It's not worth you getting beaten again; I see that cut I gave you still hasn't healed, Bugger ay?" Sam laughed as Bo'sun charged.
He threw a punch at Sam's head but she was quicker and ducked and landed a punch square in his gut, it winded him a little but soon he charged again and tried to catch Sam in a head lock but she managed to duck again and kick him in between the legs, he doubled over in pain.
"Had enough?" Sam asked with a smug smile, Bo'sun growled and grabbed his sword and pointed it at her.
"No but you have" and with that he charged, blinded by anger. Sam moved to the left and stuck a leg out causing the giant pirate to land flat on his face. This gave her enough time to think about the next move.
"My sword, it's on the table over there" Louis said pointing to the table near the stairs where all the prisoner's effects were.
"Thanks" she said and grabbed it and turned just in time to block the sword coming down at her head. The sword fight continued. Bo'sun was attacking Sam while she defended every blow; Sam managed to push him back causing him to get off balance. This time Sam struck with force causing Bo'sun to try and block every blow, which was hard because she was much faster than him, she was able to handle her sword a lot easier than he thought; Sam faked going high and instead sliced his arm and watched him go back holding his arm.
"HAHAHAHA do ye really think that this little scratch will hurt me, the curse protects us" He said as he charged this time he faked going low and when high, but Sam saw this coming, she called on all her experience and training with Will to help her keep her life and her head. Sam threw her arm up and blocked the blow by bouncing the side of the sword off her arm. A small trickle of blood flowed down her arm. Suddenly there were yelling voices at the top of the stairs this cause Sam to become slightly off guard. That's all Bo'sun needed he struck and he aimed at her heart.
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Slightly shorter today, isn't it. Is that a cliff hanger? I hope so, don't worry though, I'm not going to disappear for a few weeks and just leave it at that, no I will probably write it now and put it up later. It's kinda hard to write with 3 elves and a pirate looking over my shoulder.
Look she's talking about us
No I'm talking about the other 4 wankers behind you.
Where?
Jack, seriously, are you that dumb?
My God Elladen are you…...sober
It would seem so; yes
*in the background* Where are the wankers?
Why? I thought you had enough wine to last you 5 months?
Yes, well Legolas and Elrohir have downed it all
Really? what about Jack's Rum?
Wheres me rum, Do you have me rum, girl? Or is it that elf again? Come ere you *chases Legolas*
Bugger Jack's in another fight with Legolas
Didya call meeeee
Talking about you not to
you. Sir Paranoia. Better go and break up that fight. Ciao *walks over to Jack and Legolas*
Jack do I have to remind you about those arrows, no, stop it, Legolas put him
down….
*Elladen sits down at the computer* Hehehe I have her story, hello people I am Elladen son of Elrond and I am your leader, bow down to me puny humans, and do you have any wine? I have drank all of the pirates rum, foul stuff and have ran out …*pushes Elladen off the computer*…no, no, no, get away from there, No Legolas don't shoot him, Jack stop. OOHHHHHH HELP. Right all of you back to your cages and no more wine for a week.
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Hehehe *Jack laughs in the background*
That Includes RUM
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