Chapter 27: An Interesting Day (Part 2) And More
Now I know I said I'd cut down on the sexual content of my fics but I was stuck on this one and the idea that popped into my head was just too good to pass up.
I do not own Dragonball Z.
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"Master Roshi said that this place it to be clean, right?" Gohan nodded. "And these things here are probably the dirtiest things in the room, right?" Gohan nodded again as a light went on in his eyes at what Videl's getting at.
"So we throw them away with the rest of the garbage."
"Yep!" Replied Videl before picking up a stack of magazines and throwing them in a big garbage bag.
"Ahh," Gohan took a deep satisfying breath as he ki blasted the last bag of garbage into oblivion, "nothing like a job well done."
"Yea, now what do you suppose those screams were that we heard from Roshi's room?"
"I don't know, but knowing him" Gohan and Videl both shuddered as the dirty old man himself walked in.
"Well I see that" Roshi's jaw went slack as all color drained from his face. "W-what did you do?!" Gohan and Videl smiled at each other.
"We cleaned up the place just like you asked Master Roshi." Replied Gohan.
"But y-youYOU THREW AWAY ALL MY MAGAZINES AND MOVIES!"
"Yep." Videl smirked at him. "You told us to clean up and those things were the filthiest things in here so we pitched them."
"Y-y-y-y-youoh well." Gohan and Videl glanced at each other in confusion. Had they heard right? "I've got plenty more where those came from."
The two demi-Saiya-jins blinked before muttering, "We should have known." Gohan and Videl shrugged before going into the kitchen and seeing Goten securely tied to a chair. The little kid is sleeping soundly, dead to the world around him.
Videl smiled at the sight of her "little brother," "Why didn't I think of that?"
"Because it probably won't hold him once he wakes up," replied Gohan.
"Oh yea." Gohan and Videl watched the sleeping demi-Saiya-jin for several seconds before Videl asked, "So what do we do now?"
"Ummlet's spar since it sounds like Roshi's in control of the TV."
"Ok, but we should go someplace else since we'd probably destroy this place."
"No kidding, we'd probably blow out a wall if we sneezed wrong." Videl giggled at him as they walked out of the house and took to the air.
Knock. Knock. Knock.
"Go away!" Growled Goku before kissing Chi-Chi.
Chi-Chi broke the kiss a second later and yelled, "We don't want any!" before picking up where they left off.
"OPEN THIS DOOR RIGHT NOW OR I'LL BREAK IT DOWN!" Came an angered reply from the other side of the door. Goku and Chi-chi stopped and stared at each other upon realizing that it's Vegeta.
"What do you think he wants?" Asked Chi-Chi, Goku shrugged and tried to kiss her only to find himself kissing her hand.
"Ok," Goku sighed and pouted like a little boy denied his favorite toy, "I'll see what he wants."
When Goku opened the door he was shoved aside by Vegeta as the mighty Saiya-jin prince, with blanket and pillow under one arm, stomped into the room and threw the items onto the floor.
"I'm staying here." Stated Vegeta. If it had been almost anyone else then that would have been it but since Goku and Chi-Chi find the Saiya-jin no more intimidating then a puppy they wouldn't give up their private suite without a fight.
"Hell no you're not." Simultaneously replied the couple.
~*~
It was late, so late that one could say that it's early since the sun was just beginning to peak over the horizon, when Krillin finally strolled into the house. He was whistling happily with his suit jacket thrown over one shoulder, his night had been good. "Life is mondo good." Said the former monk as he carefully stepped over the sleeping forms of Gohan and Videl on the living room floor. Just before leaving the room he turned and smiled at the sleeping demi-Saiya-jins, "I owe you two big time for tonight."
Gohan and Videl sat up and smiled at each other, "Looks like she said yes."
"I think you're right Videl-chan," Gohan's smile turned into a smirk, "now what do we have him do for us in return?"
"Hmm" Videl moved next to Gohan and leaned her head on his shoulder. "I don't know, but I would like to know one thing."
"What's that?"
Videl looked him in the eye and replied, "When are you going to ask me to marry you?"
Gohan sat there for a second before his eyes grew wide as he scooted away from her as fast as he could. "W-w-w-what b-b-b-b-but" Videl burst into laughter.
"I'm only kidding with you, jeez Gohan." Gohan frowned at her.
"Don't do that again."
"Ok," replied Videl before going back to sleep.
Chi-Chi sighed as she sank into the relaxing waters of the hot spring. It's been a long time since she's been to a place like this. The blue haired woman next to her opened her eyes slightly to see who's joining her.
"Have fun last night?" Chi-Chi grinned as her cheeks turned pink.
"You could say that."
"That's good." Chi-Chi frowned at her friend, she and Goku hadn't bothered to ask Vegeta what he had done before kicking him from the room.
"Do you want to talk about it?" Bulma looked at her with a raised eyebrow.
"About what?" asked Bulma as a waitress brought them a couple of drinks, a cocktail with a small paper umbrella adorned sticking out of a coconut.
"About what happened between Vegeta and you last night," replied Chi-Chi. Bulma's eyes narrowed slightly at the mention of her dear husband.
"Nothing happened." Chi-Chi frowned, Vegeta wouldn't have been kicked out if he had done nothing.
"Oh come on, he must have done something pretty bad if you kicked him out of the room."
"He didn't do anything. Nothing happened. Just drop it." Chi-Chi was taken aback by Bulma's reaction before realizing what she was saying, or not saying.
"You mean he wouldn't sleep with you?" she found the thought hard to swallow, Goku's never refused an offer of a few intimate moments from her before and she couldn't imagine Vegeta being much different when it came to such things.
"If you must know then yes, he said that this was supposed to be a vacation and that he shouldn't have to work." Chi-Chi nearly choked on her drink.
"He said it was work?" said the black haired woman while snickering at the thought of Bulma paying him for his "services."
"It's not funny!"
"Sorry," Chi-Chi sipped at her drink while composing herself, "but it's just thatwhy would he say that?"
"Why are you asking me?" Replied Bulma before downing her drink in one shot and ordering another.
"Well it sounds to me like he thinks that you don't do enough in bed."
"Don't doI DO PLENTY!"
"Ok ok, I didn't mean to offend you." Replied Chi-Chi while moving away from her friend slightly.
"Sorry, I didn't mean to snap. It's just that I thought that this trip would be more"
"Romantic?"
"Yea. But Vegeta's barely looked at me outside of the training we do in the portable GR."
"Ah, I think I know what the problem is."
"There is no problem. Vegeta's being-"
"Shush. Now, has anything in your relationship with Vegeta changed in any way besides the sparing?" Chi-Chi could see Bulma's curiosity spark.
"No."
"Well then that's the problem."
"Oh." Replied Bulma before sipping at her newly arrived second drink. "How's that the problem?" Chi-Chi sighed, for the one of the smartest people on the planet Bulma could be quite clueless at times.
"A few weeks after Goku and I got married I started training with him, and after I started training with him he liked me to be moreaggressive in bed," the woman's cheeks flushed. "And now that we're training together again he likes it just as much."
"So you're saying that"
"That you should take control. Kami, I'm surprised you haven't what with some of the things I've found in your home." Bulma smiled at the thought of domineering her Saiya-jin mate.
"How much is too much?" asked Bulma as she sipped at her drink while plans for the night's activities took shape in her mind.
"Total." Bulma paused in mid sip as her eyebrows rose on her forehead.
"Total? As in"
"As in be the boss, tell him what to do, make him your slave," a large grin plastered itself on Bulma's face before fading into a frown.
"Like Veggie would ever let me do that," Chi-Chi laughed at her.
"You'd be surprised. Goku can be quite submissive."
Bulma smirked, "Yea, like when you threaten to cut off his supply of food."
"Well there is that but I meant that"
"So you've done this yourself? Oh man, and here I thought you were little miss innocent housewife." Chi-Chi turned bright red and shrugged.
"Everyone's got to have a hobby," muttered the woman as she took a drink.
"Ahobby? Kami you're twisted."
"Hey!"
"And here and I thought that Vegeta and I were into some kinky stuff."
"That's enough!"
"Why I can't believe that you're the sweet little girl I met all those years ago."
Chi-Chi sat her drink aside and stuck her fingers in her ears, "I'm not listening!"
"FOOD! FOOD! FOOD! FOOD! FOOD!" Son Goten's mastery of that one single word signaled the death of any chance of rest when he's hungry, that's something that Roshi learned well while the little guy stayed at his home, and the clanging of pots and pans as Goten beat them together only reinforced the realization.
Roshi, with dark blotches under his eyes from lack of sleep, grumbled to himself as he cooked breakfast for Goten. "HERE! Now SHUT UP!" Yelled the turtle hermit as he sloshed down a bowl of soup.
Goten eyed the bowl carefully before sniffing it, "Doody!" exclaimed the little demi-Saiya-jin as he knocked the bowl off the table.
"ARG! YOU STUPID FU-erSaiya-jin." Roshi's string of curses quickly died upon seeing a snickering Gohan and Videl standing in the doorway, each rubbing the sleep from their eyes.
"What's for breakfast?" asked Gohan. Roshi's left eye twitched several times before he started to cackle insanely and calmly walk from the room. The sound of rummaging could be heard from Roshi's room and the old man, still laughing, came down the stairs a minute later with a suitcase in each hand and walked out of the house without a second glance at the demi-Saiya-jins.
Gohan blinked several times, "Was it something I said?"
Videl shrugged her shoulders, "I dunno. But it looks like we'll have to fix breakfast."
"Fishies! Fishies!" exclaimed Goten as he jumped up and ran to them.
"Looks like he wants fish for breakfast," said Gohan as the three of them went outside.
Videl sat in the warm sand and pealed off her socks, "Don't go to far from shore Goten," she looked up at hearing a splash to see Goten splashing about in the water about thirty feet from shore. Why did I even bother saying that? thought Videl.
"Because then you can at least tell our mom that you warned him," replied Gohan.
"Hey you old prune! Get off that crystal ball of yours and let me in!"
"Nice to see you too brother," replied Baba as she opened the door.
Roshi rolled his eyes at her, "Yea yea, out of my way."
"What theyou are NOT staying here! You have your own home!"
"My home is infected with annoying demi-Saiya-jin brats and I'm not going back there till they leave!" Baba chuckled as images of the possible things Gohan, Videl, and Goten could have done to Roshi to put him into such a state.
"That's fine, but you're not staying here," Baba, with a simple flick of her wrist and a few whispered words caused Roshi and his bags to disappear from her home. Where she sent him she didn't know or care.
"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh," air rushed past Roshi as he plummeted towards the ground, "hhhhhhhh." Far below he could make out what seemed to be a hotel. As the ground drew closer he could see a pool with a couple of women relaxing in its waters. It didn't dawn on him until it was too late as to who the two women are.
SPLASH! Two shrill shrieks filled the air.
"What the hell was that?!" Exclaimed Chi-Chi as she pushed her soaked hair out of her eyes.
"I don't know, a big bird maybe?" replied Bulma as the two women looked at what had interrupted their conversation.
"You're right about the it being a bird," said Chi-Chi upon seeing Roshi.
"Yea, a Do-Do."
"UghI can't believe she did that to me" muttered Roshi as he sat up. When his eyes fell on the glaring faces of Chi-Chi and Bulma he paled. "Uhhi. Nice day today isn't it?" Bulma and Chi-Chi looked at each other with identical smirks.
"Yes," said Bulma.
"Very nice," replied Chi-Chi. Roshi gulped as the two women advanced on him.
Hysterical laughter filled Baba's home as she watched her brother's predicament. A few minutes after banishing him she had a feeling that it'd be worth her while to see what happened to him. And that feeling had been completely correct.
"For the love of Kami someone HELP ME!" Yelled Roshi as he tried to claw his way away from his tormenter. Outside the room he could here the laughter of Bulma and Chi-Chi.
"I'm so glad that we met Fabino now," said Chi-Chi between fits of laughter.
"Yea, it was lucky that a gay guy with an affinity for older men works here as a masseuse."
"What's wrong Roshi-chan? You'll feel a lot better after one of my special massages." Bulma and Chi-Chi stopped laughing and looked at each other.
"Let's get out of here before we hear anything too disturbing," said Bulma. Chi-Chi rightly agreed and they quickly walked away from the room as Roshi's screams continued to echo down the hall.
"Dis one?" Asked Goten for the hundredth time as he held a sea creature over his head.
"No Goten, that's a octopus," replied Videl. "You can eat them but you probably wouldn't like it."
"Okkies!" exclaimed the young boy as he tossed the octopus back and dove in to find something else.
"Do you think we should tell him that we already have enough fish for the three of us?" Videl asked Gohan.
"Nah, this way he'll be tired out," they watched as Goten jumped from the water, imitating the dolphin swimming next to him, "or maybe not."
This chapter is shorter then the others, but I wanted to get this out. It's been forever since I updated this fic and this chapter didn't bring a lot of ideas to mind.
I'd like to thank Maria Cline for the name of Roshi's tormentor.
I hope you enjoyed it and please review.