Disclaimer- Lets get this straight, you all know I don't own a bloody thing….bugger…. so instead of saying all that crap I usually say I've decided to place the facts of life (no not those you perve) here.
A Boeing 747s wingspan is longer than the Wright brother's first flight.
I'm guessing that a Boeing 747 is a really big plane. Haven't been on a plane myself but I'm sure it's big.
~*Previously of ASBAON*~ Will and Elizabeth have a thinking match, Sam steals a lot of treasure, She teaches the monkey to do stuff, Jack is on the Pearl for 5 minutes and manages to get them thrown in the brig, Sam confides in Jack who tries to make another move but yet again fails.
~*Final Line*~ "Hey I pay attention, more than you know" she said, jumping at the sudden noise of cannon fire. "It seems it has started" turning to Jack with a smile.
TO My Wonderful reviewers
Zeldagrl436 – Thanks
Serilia – Coolies, I hoped there would be chemistry between them. Don't worry though I think using it that way is ok, because it's not really school, is it :P *chucks you a fire extinguisher* you ok? Yeah I think I will write a bit more Spanish, I've always wanted to learn it, in the meantime I will just use the translator on the net. Thanks for the offer though!
Sweet A.K – EEEEWWWWW spit balls, yeah I know kissing the screens a bit sad, but I've though up a kinda practical way, (though I don't know if it's already been done?). Yeah it's the same with sisters actually; you really can't live with em. Jeeze she really needs to lighten up doesn't she? I mean sure she could have died, but she didn't did she, hehehe I can't actually see why anyone would want to runaway from an elf. Ohhhhhhh Fantasia huh? Don't like that movie much myself, even though there was a package that came the other day; for Legolas apparently, and you'll never guess what it was. Yep it was that blasted movie, they got too watch it once (and that's only because I couldn't say no to Leggy, dam him and his hotness) but then I hid it away, I can't say where cause they are standing around me as I type. Look she said I was hot, go away all of you, you realise I have some big spiders in the draws and if you don't go I'll open the draw. *Starts to open the draw, but the elves ran away* hmmm apparently they don't like chocolate spiders…oh well *munches away* Ohhhhhhh good for you on the thinking of a new plot *claps insanely* I knew you could do it.
Dimonah Tralon – Yeah I though up those pranks one night while I was hiding my Little sisters' pillows, hehehe, they looked for them alllllll night. All I did was put them on their balcony, bugger though, it would have been good if it rained though but because it was summer, no rain. Oh well.
CJ10 – Ok I won't take all the hotties, I'll just borrow Orlando for a while and then release him into the wild once I'm done. I don't think I'll expand my little group just yet cause I gotta deal with these guy first. *Screams in the background* Legolas! Put. Jack. Down…Elladen get off the lamp…Elrohir take hand out of your pants you dirty elf…GGGRRRRR………heres the update…NOW GIVE COOKIE……sorry that was the kid in me coming out…hehehe…oh no they're at it again.
Amanda – Nooo I don't think hand will get very tired of Jack…who would hehehe
*Grumbling in background* Shut up Jack!
WHY should I? Ye didn't give me no rum, and you promised!
I said you would get rum IF you brought back Orlando Bloom, and I don't see any Orlando Bloom here, Do you?
I couldn't get 'im, There was this monster woman around 'im that kept biting me every time I got near him
Ohhhhhhh you mean Kate Bonsworthless?
Yeah, dats 'er, she's really scary. Scarier than Barbossa in a bikini
I didn't need that image………Well you can have 1 bottle for facing the beast, you deserve it.
*Comes over and takes the bottle* Thankyou luv *Kisses my hand*
You're so sweet…*Jack gives a slightly pissed off look* …err I mean brave and ruggedly handsome *Smiles at him sweetly*
That's betta *Goes and drinks the rum*
Hehehe he's a keeper.
A STORY BY ANY OTHER NAME
Sam started to pace, knowing that there was a fight going on and she was locked in the brig was killing her, granted she was with Jack, but she would much rather be up on deck.
"Luv would ye settle ye self down, all dat gold ye wearin' is making a god awful jingle" Jack said from the cot, he'd been watching her pace for the last 10 minutes.
"I can't settle down when I know there is a fight going on" Sam said turning to face him "How can you just sit there, don't you want to go fight"
"Aye, as much as the next pirate, but its kinda hard when ye locked in a brig. Ye know what I'm sayin'" Jack said patting the spot next to him.
"I guess your right…for once" she sighed and sat down, Jack wiped a lock of hair from her shoulder, she didn't pull away from him but when he started to run his fingers down her spine, she couldn't resist "Captain, if you want to keep your hand I suggest you remove it before my dagger does" she threatened.
"You're no fun" he pouted taking his hand away.
"Oh I'm plenty fun but……" she was interrupted by the side of the ship being blown up by cutlery.
"What the…?" she said picking her self up from the ground and pulling the crown off her head to find a fork stuck in the side of it. "That was close" she said chucking it aside.
"Stop blowing holes in my ship!" Jack shouted through the hole. Sam looked at him strangely then noticed that the blast had destroyed the cell door.
"Jack, the door…" Sam watched as he continued to yell through the hole. "Jack! Stop ya yelling and let's get going" she yelled grabbing his arm.
"I knew ye couldn't resist" he said as he was dragged out of the cell.
"Yeah, I couldn't resist leaving. Now come on" She said as she ran up the stairs with Jack just behind her. They emerge from the door to come face to face with a pirate, but just before he could do anything Sam kicked him fairly hard between the legs and watched him double over in pain.
"Nice work, luv, lets go" Jack grabbed her hand and led her to the side of the ship, where a pirate with a rope was standing. As they reached him the pirate was shot and as he fell Jack grabbed the rope. "Thanks very much, C'mon luv" Sam stood up next to Jack and held on to his waist and Jack wrapped his spare arm around hers and they swang over to the Interceptor.
"Jack!" Cried Gibbs as they landed on the deck "and yet another girl"
"I'm not a girl!" Sam yelled as she untangled herself from Jack, who wasn't making a move, which surprised Sam.
"Bloody empty" Jack grumbled as he chucked a canteen at Gibbs who only smiled in return.
"Lizzie!" Sam cried as she threw her arms around Elizabeth who was fending off a pirate.
"Sam!" she Cried as she knocked the pirate overboard and hugged her back "Oh Goodness are you alright? Did Jack hit on you? What happened?"
"Yes, of course and nothing. How did you get back here?" Sam asked picking up a sword that was on the ground.
"Will saved me" She said watching Sam's reaction turn from happiness to slight anger then sly.
"Oh really, and where is dear William, pray tell?" Sam watched Elizabeth's reaction.
"Will …" Elizabeth's face fell as she went to search for him, and found him under a grate "Will!"
"Elizabeth!" he yelled trying to get through the grate.
Jack meanwhile spotted the monkey with the medallion and started after him "Monkey!" he said.
Sam watched this all and decided to add a yell of her own "BANANAS" a few pirates looked at her funny. "What?" She asked "Can't I yell anything anymore" and with that she walked over to where Elizabeth was struggling with the grate. "Heya Lizzie, Watchya doing? Oh, Hi Willy-boy; hows it hanging?" Sam asked innocently.
"Fine and yourself…Whatchya reckon?" he snapped.
"Now that's not the way to get yourself saved now, is it?" she said shaking a finger at him.
"Ooohhhh C'mon Sam Help you… please" Will Pleaded, who was treading Water now.
"Will, you realize that I don't have to right? I mean you didn't save me did you, and I'm your sister!" Sam said with her hands on her hips looking down at him.
"But…but…you can look after yourself…ooohhhh c'mon Sammy, please" Will gave her a pleading look with his big brown eyes.
"Ma-ma used to call me that……God love you William, You know I do" Sam got down and started to pull the boxes out of the way. And then they tried to lift the gigantic mast that had fallen on top. "If you weren't my brother…" Sam threatened.
"I can't move it." Elizabeth cried
"C'mon, don't give up" Sam said straining against the mast, suddenly she felt a strong pulling sensation "HEY, Leggo" She yelled and pulled away from the pirates pulling at her waist.
"If you want him come and claim him!" She yelled holding a broom above her head; the pirate just looked strangely at her and unsheathed his sword. "Never mind, I'm coming, Sorry Will, I know you can get out on your own. REMEMBER THE FISH" she yelled and trudged off with the pirates. Elizabeth was still trying to pull the mast off when the pirate grabbed her too.
"Will!" She screamed as she was dragged away.
"Elizabeth!" He screamed. Sam's voice is heard form the Pearl.
"AGAIN WITH THE SCREAMING OF ELIZABETH, NO ONE GIVES A CRAP BOUT ME!"
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Jack meanwhile was chasing after the monkey.
"C'mon ya little bugger, come on come to Jacky" Suddenly he came face to face with Barbossa.
"Why, thank you, Jack" Barbossa said as the monkey handed him the Medallion.
"You're welcome" Jack smiled thinking that he'd done something
"Not you. We named the monkey Jack." Barbossa gave a toothy smile, what teeth there was anyway.
"Oh I see" Jack said as he was pulled onto the Pearl. He watched as his crew was tied up to the mast. He also noticed that Will wasn't there and that they were moving. Once they were a fair way away from the Interceptor, everyone turned and looked at the ship which was just sitting there, all of a sudden there was a loud explosion and a great ball of fire went up from the spot where the Interceptor used to be.
"NOOOOOOOOOOO" cried Elizabeth, Jack turned around and found Elizabeth, who had crumbled into a sobbing mess, at Sam's feet. Sam looked shocked, she didn't move from where she stood on the deck even when the pirates started to move around again looking please with themselves occasionally pushing her out of the way. She was just staring at the fire that burned a few meters away form them. He walked up to her and picked up Elizabeth, who then proceeded to yell at Barbossa and Sam just continued to look at the spot were the Interceptor once was.
"C'mon luv, it's ok" He said trying to be comforting, which was quite hard for him being a pirate and all.
"How can it be ok? HUH Tell me how losing the only real family I had right before my eyes is ok?" She said pulling away and staring at him, her green eyes brimming with fresh tears. He didn't really know how to answer that, and he found that he couldn't look her in the face either.
"Luv I can't answer that, I was just trying to help. Look ye brother is tough and bloody stubborn so he wouldn't give up without a fight, ye know that as well as I do" He looked up and found that she was actually crying.
"You're right. I'm sorry" she said angrily wiping the tears away "He is …very stubborn, tough …Weelllll I dunno bout that, but he sure is stubborn. I kinda have this feeling that he is still alive but, you see, that explosion was very convincing." She smiled at him "By the way Jack, that's an extra 5 points for trying" and with that she walked over to Elizabeth, who was still crying and pounding Barbossa who just pushed her away so that she fell into Sam's arms. All of a sudden there was a splashing noise and then Will was standing atop the railing.
"Barbossa" He yelled pointing a pistol at Barbossa.
"Will" Sighed Elizabeth standing up from Sam's arms.
"WILL, What the hell do you think your playing at?" Screamed Sam starting to march over to him but Jack caught her "Do you realize what kinda things I was thinking, and they weren't the kinda things I usually think of either, mierda! I aunque usted era muerto, Híbrido! I know you're really out to kill me aren't you? Infierno sangriento…... And how the HELL did you get up there?" She was struggling against Jack but stopped when she noticed that almost everyone was shrinking away from her. "Jack, you can let go now" Jack still didn't let go "Jack, I'm going to count to 5 and if your hands are still there then something……unpleasant is going to happen to the two twins and their tall friend. 1…2…3…" Jack instantly let go and backed up. "That's better" she said calming down then looking at Will with her hands on her hips
"Ummm Sam, I can't speak Spanish. But ummm I'll tell you later?" Will cringed and waited for the reply
"Fine" she huffed "Get on with what ever you were going to say"
"Ummm errrrr …*cough*… She goes free" demanded Will pointing his pistol at Elizabeth then at Barbossa, a though seemed to cross his mind but he shook his head and dismissed it. He turned and looked at Sam and found that Jack was actually sitting on top of her with his hand over her mouth, she meanwhile was struggling under his grasp.
"What's in your head, boy? You've only got one shot, and we can't die" Sneered Barbossa.
"Will, please don't do anything stupid" Begged Jack.
"Mmmmrmrmfffemem mmee" Came a murmured reply from Sam who was struggling really hard underneath Jack.
"I'll let ya go if you promise not to do anything stupid." Jack asked looking down into her face. She nodded in reply, Jack got off her and helped he stand up.
"Bet you loved that" she said with a smile as she dusted herself off.
"Every second, luv" Jack murmured in her ear, Sam pushed him off.
"So what's happening?" she asked.
"Well I just told Will not to do anything stupid"
"Oh, well good luck, stupid is his middle name" she laughed.
"You can't die but I can" Stated Will.
"See, like that" Sam said while Jack slapped his forehead.
"Who are you, boy?" Barbossa asked looking at Will as though he knew him but he couldn't remember exactly. Luckily Jack stepped in.
"No one. He's no one. A distant cousin of my aunt's nephew twice removed. Lovely singing voice, though – eunuch." Jack said stepping between Barbossa and Will.
"I KNEW IT, I KNEW IT. Sorry Liz looks like you picked the wrong one" Sam said falling to the ground in a hysterical laughing fit.
"My name is Will Turner. My father was Bootstrap Bill Turner. His blood runs in my veins."
"Name your terms, Mr. Turner" Barbossa said admiring the boy's bravery.
"Elizabeth goes free." At this Sam stopped her laughing and stood up, looking at Will.
"Yes, we know that one. Anything else?" Will looks around and sees Jack pointing to himself.
"And the crew – the crew are not to be harmed."
"Agreed" Sam started to storm over to Will again.
"Right this is the last time Will, I'm gonna kill ya myself. Usted es muerto, y no cuido si usted es mi hermano cualquiera!" She yelled, as she grabbed his leg and tried to push him overboard, but he was holding onto a rope.
"FINE, FINE, Release my sister too" He yelled holding desperately onto the rope, Sam nodded in victory and let go of his leg and walked backwards straight into the arms of a pirate who held her tight as Barbossa turned to face her.
"You lied" he spat
"EWWW DEAD PIRATE SPIT…and no I didn't lie…*thinks*……lie about what?" she asked innocently
"GRRRR Being a child of William Turner" He yelled
"But I'm not, I'm his sister" she yelled back.
"No not him" he said pointing to Will, who was looking on with great interest "HIS father was also called William Turner"
"Ooooooohhhhhhh" she said understanding now "Nope sorry, I didn't know my father, Ma-ma used to say he was nice though, a real gentleman always kind, that's why she wondered why I turned out the way I did, but she said I have his hair. Besides as if you couldn't tell we're both different, I mean c'mon, Look at me and look at him…" She continued to babble on until Barbossa finally yelled.
"OK, OK, I GET IT. Just Shut up" the big pirate holding her threw her backwards into Jack's arms.
"It would seem ye keep ending up in me arms, don't it" Jack said smiling down at her.
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TRANSLATION
Mierda! I aunque usted era muerto, Híbrido! – Sh!t, I thought you were dead, B@sted
Infierno sangriento! – Bloody hell
Usted es muerto, y no cuido si usted es mi hermano cualquiera - You're dead, and I don't care if you're my brother either
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Everything's quite, nothing to do, here so I'll just sit here and talk to you. Hehehe actually everyone's passed out, except for Elladen, who is watching LOTR, it's quite funny really.
Why am I not here?
Because you aren't in the movie, only the book (which is really crap (him being only in the book I mean, the book was great!!!))
But Legolas is there!
Yes well, just think there will not be any scary-stalkers after you
I suppose you are right
Dam right, here watch this instead. *puts in Video of the elves and Jack playing Mini-golf at Jamberoo*
HAHAHAHA I remember that day. It twas, a good evening for all. We must do it again.
Sure but next time we'll go to Wonderland!
What is this 'Wonderland'?
It is an amusement park, with roller-coasters and all kinds of stuff *shows him a brochure*
It looks wonderful
That's why it's called WONDERLAND; we'll go one day soon. *Elladen continues to watch the video*
Hmmm very short attention spans that one. HMMM ooooooohhhhhhh guess what there was a hottie while I was shopping today. MMMMMM he had the 'rocker' look to him, yummy. My friends said he was checking me out *rolls-eyes* exaggeration I think, but I'm going back tomorrow to go to the movies, and to see if he's there…………………. BONUS!!!!
I don't care if you don't care I just needed to SPILL