Disclaimer- Lets get this straight, you all know I don't own a bloody thing….bugger…. so instead of saying all that crap I usually say I've decided to place the facts of life (no not those you perve) here.
American Airlines saved $40,000 in 1987 by eliminating 1 olive from each salad served in first-class.
That's a lot of money, hhhhmmm maybe I should eliminate something…*looks around* eh couldn't be bothered.
~*Previously of ASBAON*~ Sam met up with Elizabeth and Will again, the big fight happened, a sad moment that didn't really work, Jack stops Sam killing Will before the pirates had a chance too, DEAD PIRATE SPIT, Lots of blabbering on Sam's part and Sam ends up in Jack's arms again.
~*Final Line*~ "It would seem ye keep ending up in me arms, don't it" Jack said smiling down at her.
TO My Wonderful reviewers
Sweet A.K – Ooohhhh wow I have created a role model, *sheds tear* I don't think I've seen Darkness Falls…*checks mental movie list, eyes start to spin* AHHHHHH Opps hehehe too many movies to think off, sounds scary though…I like scary movies mmmwwwaaahhahahahaha, *Elves step backwards and start to draw their weapons while Jack looks on curiously form his spot on the lounge* Sorry, boys got a bit carried away then, you can put your weapons away now…now…DO IT OR NO MORE WINE!!! Thankyou. Poor kitty……now I'm not one for letting people sleep in my bed *Muffled laughter and sharp retorts heard in background* SHUT UP, ok so that was a lie but I don't think sharing your bed with an elf is a bad thing. I mean I'd share my bed with mine if they needed it thank Valar we don't Shut Up. Good luck in catching Faramir; he'd be a good catch.
Lightning Rain - *Backs away Slowly throwing update at you and taking Jack through doors while whispering 'RUN'* hehehe I'm glad you like Sam, maybe you should give me that chocolate *reaches for chocolate but pulls hand away when you start to growl* hehehe I think I'll be going now and um write the next chapter…BYE
Dimonah Tralon – Yeah, I kinda ramble like that, it infuriates my mates and they stop listening to me they kinda just go into a daze while I keep talking and then sometimes I change the subject mid sentence and they don't realise until I ask them a question and then they are totally confuse…Oh look I'm doing it again.
Serilia – Ok, Ok, My spelling sucked last chapt and the translator didn't like me that day, but I'm getting the hang of it. I actually decided on the Spanish while I was proof reading it, so I kinda rushed it…hehehe…stupid Babel Fish (the translator) Oh well as long as you get the drift of what I was saying.
A/N – This will be the last update for a while, I'm going away for a bit, so I might not make a cliff hanger, although I might?......what am I talking about…bloody nut…anyway, if anyone gives a cr@p I saw the hottie from the other day yesterday…4 or 5 times hehehe
Soooo you're a stalker then?
No Elladen I just happened to walk past him coincidently a few times, there is nothing wrong with that, is there?
You? Well you are slightly strange
Yeah well Legolas you're hair is ugly *Legolas looks at her like she slapped him* that's right you'd better be careful bout what you say to me.
*Legolas walks away in disgust* that was quite a low blow
Yeah well Elladen, he called me strange
But you are
Yeah well you're ugly that's why they didn't put you in the movie *Elladen walks away shedding a tear or 6*
You're not doing well are you?
Don't push my buttons Elrohir, I'll apologise later, this is a punishment for them. *Turns around to Find Legolas talking to his hair telling it that it was indeed beautiful and Elladen asking Jack is he was handsome while Jack tried to get away* It's a mental punishment.
A STORY BY ANY OTHER NAME
"Da-da-dada-da-dada-da-dada" *funeral march* Sam stood between Jack and Elizabeth as they watched a small island come into view.
"Sam, that really isn't helping" Elizabeth said shakily as she looked at the pirates picking up the plank and moving it into position.
"What? It's a catchy tune" Sam defended "Ooohhhh I see, you're worried about the plank thing, No worries though, you can swim right? And you don't really have a big dress weighing you down like the last time you went for a dip, remember, that's when The Spaz saved you" she said indicating towards Jack.
"What did ye say about me?" Jack asked turning to her.
"Nothing, I was just talking about when you saved Lizzy" Smiled Sam; suddenly Elizabeth was pulled away towards the plank. "Lizzy where you goin…Oh"
Elizabeth was being pushed along the slowly rocking piece of unstable wood. Will meanwhile was screaming his head off at Barbossa, who was just smiling at Will's stupidity. Barbossa turned to Elizabeth
"So I'll be having that dress back before you go."
Elizabeth looked disgusted and started to strip of her dress.
"Da-da-nana…" Started to hum stripper music when Elizabeth shot her a look that just screamed 'If-I-don't-die-here-and-now-I-will-find-you-and-hurt-you-ferociously' Sam stopped though she was still humming under her breath so only Jack could hear.
"She's not lookin' to happy 'bout ye humming that" Jack said through the side of his mouth.
"Yeah well, Liz is up tight sometimes" Sam sighed, as she watched the scene unfold. She watched in fury as Barbossa taunted Elizabeth and Bo'sun send her into the water, suddenly it was Jacks turn, Barbossa also taunted Jack about the island and his gun, Barbossa in return merely chucked his things in the ocean and watched as Jack jumped in to save them. Barbossa turned to Sam and seemed to think things through before motioning to the two pirates that stood by her sides to bring her forward.
"Soooo what's happening Barbra?" she asked Barbossa innocently who snarled in return.
"What did ye just call me?"
"Barbossa?" she sort-of asked/stated
"Hmm…well since we have no use for ye, I was thinking that I might chuck ye overboard with the other two, but then again my crew would like a play-thing cause it does get awfully lonely around this ship. So what it be, my dear?" The two pirates let go of her arms as she thought.
"Hmmm while the second option is quite appealing, Captain, I think I would really rather the island" She smiled with a slight slyness.
Barbossa laughed a hardy laugh "Well what you think, doesn't very much matter now does it. I think you will spend your time here, with the crew."
Sam looked around at the pirates that were starting to close in on her, and then with a smile she turned to Barbossa. "Well, then I guess I have no other choice" She turned to Will
"William, don't worry, you'll be alright…Trust me" he looked a bit peeved that she'd called him William but he dismissed it and with that she turned and took a running leap over the side of the ship.
Barbossa walked over to the edge of the ship and found her grinning at him from a few metres away.
"Thankyou for your humble hospitality, Captain Barbossa" she hollered from the water and with that she swam as hard as she could with her wounded shoulder nagging her to rest every stroke of the way.
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Jack and Elizabeth waded out of the water onto the shore and Jack turned to look at the retreating ship and sighed
"That's the second time I've had to watch that man sail away with my ship." Jack strained to see through the sun's glare "What's that…?" he wondered out loud which caused Elizabeth to turned around and stare too.
"That's…that's…my god it couldn't be" She gasped as she watched the splashing figure get closer.
"What…well don't keep it a secret, Luv" He said watching the splashing slowly come closer but it seemed to be struggling now.
"It's…Sam" she said pointing "and she's in trouble" they watched as Sam slowly stopped splashing and float there, they were sure they could hear her muttered curses from here. Jack waded back into the water and swam out to where she was floating, trying to regain her strength.
"'Ello Luv, Fancy seeing ye here" Jack smiled as he reached her.
"Yeah, small world isn't it" she smiled back grabbing hold of his arm to in a feeble attempt to keep herself afloat.
"Now, what seems to be the problem with ye? And what the hell ye doing out 'ere?" He said treading water.
"Well, my shoulder seems to have revolted and I kinda jumped ship because Barbossa threatened me to be the crews' 'Play-thing'"
"Hmm well then maybe we should get ye to shore then, looks like Miz Liz is fretting" he pointed to Elizabeth who was pacing the shore line watching them intensely.
"Yeah I'm kinda cold" she said as they swam oddly back to the shore. Once they got there Elizabeth started to fuss over Sam
"Oh your poor arm, oh and look you're freezing…" she was starting to pace while blabbering about all the things wrong with her and also scolding her for jumping in the water too.
"No wetter than you" Sam muttered but Liz didn't hear her, she just continued to fuss, making Jack give up his equally wet jacket to put on Sam; that was until Sam snapped.
"Elizabeth Swann, l'arrêtent ce moment, Fucken Enfer, vous faites toujours ceci, vous obtiendrez cheveux gris si vous ne vous arrêtez pas, s'arrêtent svp ce moment."
Elizabeth turned and gave Sam a funny look; she didn't have to know what language she was speaking, or more accurately yelling, to know what she said.
"I'm sorry, it's just I worry" She said sitting next to her. Jack during all this time was meant to be changing her bandages but when Sam had started yelling in the foreign tongue he had backed off right away. He was know curious to know what language that was. It had seemed so…so…interesting was the only word he could use to describe it properly, other words would be 'sexy', 'mind-blowing' and 'frightening'.
"Umm…err…Luv; what was that ye were just hollering?" he asked softly. Sam turned to him with a smile.
"Sorry, it was French, I think, I know a few languages and when I get angry I usually let fly in one of those, it seems to have a deeper effect on the person than what yelling in English would have."
"Oh really, that's interesting, I know a few meself, but the words kinda get mixed up a bit and the words I know of in that language…weeeellllll…lets just say I couldn't talk to people with em unless I wanted to die" he said with a lopsided grin.
Jack started to walk away with Elizabeth hot on his heels, asking all sorts of questions about the last time he was here. Sam meanwhile just lay down in the sand and gathered up the morning sun that was beating down on her; she didn't even hear Jack until he had basically stepped on top of her.
"Ere ye go luv, a nice bottle of Rum, to sooth the temper and ease out the cold." He said passing her a rather large blackened bottle. She started at him curiously and he just said "Trust me, you'll forget alllllll your troubles" and with a golden smile he helped her up and made their way over to where Elizabeth was standing, looking at the bottle she held.
"Yes Lizzy, you drink it" Sam said with a grin as she and Jack made their way over to her and plopped down on the sand.
"PARTY TIME" cried Sam and took a great swig, which was encouraged by Jack's cheers and laughter and Elizabeth's horrified facial as she sipped her own bottle.
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I fixed up the French a bit, I hope its better - I can't accurately remember what it says but its along the lines of – Elizabeth Swann, stop it this instant, F*cken hell, you will obtain grey hair from this if you don't stop, stop please this moment"
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Sorry it's a bit short would love to have written a really long one but its 11.30pm here and I have to go to bed, got a big day tomorrow.
What do you mean?
Well Elrohir I'm taking you guys CAMPING *STARTS TO CHEER WILDLY*
But I think you will have to first apologise to Legolas and Elladen first
Why? Ooooooohhhhhhh yeah that's right, better get it over and done with.
Seeya all in about a week!!!!!!!!
Toodle-oo
Hello all, I am Elrohir son of Elrond and brother to Elladen; I have decided to write you all a message with the box that Aus uses. Hehehe she forgot to turn it off…
Ye know if she finds ye on dat she's gonna ave a fit
Yes I know perfectly that well but at the moment she is apologising to the others, would you like to say hello, Jack?
Yeah; hello out there, Luvs. This ere's Jack Sparrow…CAPTAIN Jack Sparrow, and I'm wonderin if any of ye have seen me Pearl. It's a big black boat wit sails and a scary lookin crew.
That will do Jack
Aye, I just miss me ship, hmmm she took it off me *sheds a tear* she said I might get it back if I'm good, but I don't know how to be good. Hey; she's coming; quickly *they run away from the computer*
Opps forgot to turn this off
Yay I made up with the ELVES hehehehehe… how? *in sing song voice* I'll never tell