Disclaimer- Lets get this straight, you all know I don't own a bloody thing….bugger…. so instead of saying all that crap I usually say I've decided to place the facts of life (no not those you perve) here.
Venus is the only planet that rotates clockwise.
Whatchya
know, ya learn something new everyday, you can blurt that out at school
*Screams and covers her face while shaking* No, no, make it
stop…aaaahhhhhh…sorry, sorry, I have only got a week or 2 until I have to start
the hardest year of my life…NNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
~*Previously of ASBAON*~ Sam refused to be the crews play-thing and jumped over board with Jack and Elizabeth.
~*Final Line*~ "PARTY TIME" cried Sam and took a great swig, which was encouraged by Jack's cheers and laughter and Elizabeth's horrified facial as she sipped her own bottle.
I have sooooooooooooo many ideas for sequels, I think I might even have to have a trilogy *stars in eyes* I can see it know…my own movies *shakes head* but that can never happen *Cries* its ok I am over it now. I also have big ideas for my other story…its LOTR…should be ok cause I am slowly getting better at writing. Very slowly
HERE'S A LONG ONE!!!!!!!!!!!
To my wonderful reviewers
Lightning rain – Hmmmm you have an evil muse?!? *raises eyebrow* ……Ok that's cool, My friend made up a plan to Kidnap Orlando bloom, but I can't really say what she was going to use……secret!!! Yeah I accidentally gave the elves chocolate too…Not a good idea *Shows nail marks on back* they get VERY vicious!!! Ooohhhh I like confetti and your welcome!
Zeldagrl436 – Yeah camping was really fun, I took them all body surfing and body boarding…hehehe…the elves got a wee bit sunburnt.
I lOvE cHeRrIeS yUm – Hmm, personally I don't think I could choose out of either of them, they're just too god damn HOT…but don't tell them that, they'll get bigger heads.
Cecilia Gray – Yeah they are cry-babies, but I apologised and blamed Jack who got angry but forgot about it when I gave him rum. I wish I knew Spanish, but until I could actually be bothered to learn, I guess I will just have to rely on the stupid computer translator……bugger.
Dimonah Tralon – Yeah I like talking to my muses (but I don't tell them that they're my muses)…hehehe they are all asleep they have had a big week.
Pirate'sRedWinter – coolies I'm glad you like it, and about that…Weelllll there is something about Sam that makes her different, you'll find out in this chapt (and I'm actually going to make Jack's smartness show…eventually)!!!
Coco bean - *in robotic voice* here…you…go…mast… *shakes head* hhhhhhhaaaaayyyy don't do that you almost had me then but since you said please here is the update *starts to back away slowly*
Sweet A.K – Yeah the Rum scene is the greatest, I plan to leave my fav part in though, you just really can't mess with the classics, I would LUV to be on that island, without Elizabeth though, oh and don't worry you will grow up one day, maybe, I haven't…I don't think *looks at herself in the mirror* hmmmm I can't tell I'll ask someone later. Its cool bout the review cause I'm sorry it took so long to update, things have been hectic here too, parties, camping, fighting and sunburn…thank god you don't have to deal with that…yet, Geez I think things are much more hectic there though, and my elves are asleep at least. Faramir shouldn't be so uptight, poor couch, mine keeps getting jumped on…mainly by Jack. I really don't know what to think about anything anymore, these guys are soooo immature…not that that's a bad thing but I expected them to be a…bit different, I'm glad to say I haven't yet had to send mine to corners but I think I'll remember that though so I can use it as a threat, hehehe I can picture them with those faces…hahaha funny, very funny, well I'll let ya get back to making them happy *Winks*
Hehehe the Elves have finally fallen asleep, they haven't slept at all this last week, and they got a bit sunburnt while we were camping. I taught them how to body-surf and body-board, Legolas and Jack caught on pretty quickly but I think the twins didn't really like the waves…they were only 2 foot waves, nothing to be frightened about. They stayed on the beach and laid in the sun and fell asleep, now they are red , I told them that putting sun screen on would prevent it but they thought that it would clog up their skin, prissy elves, and now they have paid the price. Legolas also got burnt for the same reason, but he isn't in as much pain because he spent most of the time under the water…hehehe its fun to dunk elves.
'Ello Luv
Whatchya want Jack?
Well seeing as the elves are……intoxicated on their own pain and have passed out, I thought maybe *runs hand along shoulders* we could get to know each other a little better, ye know?
*sighs* There is a bottle of Jamaican rum in the fridge next to the salad
Thankyou *runs off into the kitchen*
When you live with em, ya learn the "subtle" signals.
*Jack walks back in* 'ere ye go Luv *hands her some Milk Arrowroot biscuits*
Thankyou Jack that was very sweet *Jack gives a dirty glare* I mean ……no I do mean sweet and ya gonna have to deal with it
*Jack throws himself down on the lounge* hey, hey watch the furniture
A STORY BY ANY OTHER NAME
Sam was lying on the beach basking in the wonderful Caribbean sun when she heard some shouting and foul language being thrown around like a softball. She turned her head and saw that Elizabeth was the source of all the shouting; this was very unusual because Elizabeth was not a person who swore...much, but she managed to decipher some of the angry words. She was yelling at Jack about his adventures or something along the lines of that while Jack got some more rum out of the cache.
"Drink up me 'earties yo ho! Yo ho, yo ho a pirate's life for me. We pillage, we plunder …." Sam mumbled trailing off as she watched the scene unfold, she decided to stop the "conversation" before it got too out of control, so she rolled over and pushed herself up with her good arm and started to make her way over to the arguing pair. She had managed to forget the bottle of rum she had had earlier and started to stumble a little, tripping over unseen obstacles as she made her way over.
"Ooohhhh head spins" she mumbled as she walked closer towards the arguing pair.
"People in England are covering their ears because of you two, yous are like an old married couple" she said leaning up upon a palm tree a few metres away from the two. They stopped their bickering and turned to her.
"I'm sorry Sam, It's just he's so…so infuriating……WE ARE CERTAINLY NOT" she said throwing her hands up in the air. Jack just continued to look for his rum.
"Lizzy, you are getting too wound up over stuff lately, you need to sit down and have a breather. So what if Jack's past is a lie or if he spent most of the time drinking rum instead of getting of this island, it doesn't matter, don't dwell on the past, especially if its not your own past, look into the future, just chill" Elizabeth stared at Sam, the only time when Sam got all noble was when something was really bothering her.
"You're right Sam, I am sorry" She said hanging her head in defeat
"Don't apologise to me Liz, if you have to apologise to anyone, apologise to Jack" Sam said gesturing towards Jack who had emerged with 5 bottles of rum and a piece of cloth.
"Jack, I'm sorry for the way I acted" Elizabeth said turning towards Jack.
"No worries, Luv. I'm used to getting me head bitten off." He smiled and passed them a bottle of rum each.
"Hmmmm" Sam looked warily at the bottle in her hand,
"Don't worry, most of that's going on ye arm" Jack said with a smile.
"Oh yay" Sam mumbled she said as Jack helped her over to a sand-bank close by.
"Right, now, ye sit ere, and 'Lizabeth ye 'old er legs. Now this is gonna sting a little bit, so don't hurt me if it does, I've given you ample warning" Jack said pouring the rum on the cloth in his hand. "Now hold still" Jack leaned forward and gently placed the cloth over her wound, a hiss of pain escaped from her lips as she struggled to get away.
"Stop, OW, It Bloody Hurts. Get Off!" Sam screamed struggling under the combined weight of Jack and Elizabeth. Jack applied some more rum on the cloth and pressed down on the wound again. This time though she managed to throw both of them off into a bundle 2 feet away.
"Bloody 'ell Women, What's gotten into ye head" Jack yelled at Sam who was now clutching her shoulder.
"Do you know how much that hurts?" She yelled back at him standing up and looking him in the face.
"Yeah I do actually" Jack Said rolling back his sleaves showing the vein like scars protruding from his forearm and pulling aside the front of his shirt and showing two bullet wounds. "I know, more than you know"
"Oh Jack, I am so sorry" Sam said covering her mouth in shock; Elizabeth was also doing the same.
"It's alright, Luv, ye weren't to know. Old stuff, just made me play things closer to the vest now. Don't fret about it" Jack said dismissing it with a wave of his hand. "Look ye wound's starting to heal already, should be back to normal in 'bout a week or so"
"Yeah, feels better. Thanks for all your help" Sam said with a smile.
"Well that's different. No one's ever said thanks to me before!" Exclaimed Jack with a laugh. "I like you"
"Well that's good cause I like ya too" She laughed back, Elizabeth, meanwhile, was just standing there still with the look of horror on her face from all the showing of scars.
"Well I'm sorry I don't have any war wounds to share with you two, and how can you change the subject so quickly?" Elizabeth said shakily. Sam turned to her with a certain look in her eyes. "Don't you DARE" Elizabeth shouted shaking a finger at Sam who was approaching her.
"Get away from me!" Squealed Elizabeth who turned to make a get away but Sam was too quick, she jumped and tackled Elizabeth around the legs causing them to both roll down the small incline that was the sand bar and end up near the water.
"HAHAHAHAHA……ow" Sam laughed as she pulled her self up, ignoring the throbbing in her arm, and started to tickle Elizabeth insanely "Do you give? Who's the greatest? C'mon who's your best bud in the entire universe? Huh? …well what's your answer? Huh what's that I can't hear you?"
Between gasps of laughter Elizabeth managed to persuade Sam to get off her and attack Jack. Sam raced after Jack as they ran around the whole island, which wasn't very big, the yelling and screaming didn't stop until Jack collapsed and was then attacked by Sam, who proceeded to tickle him until he started to cry. (Laughter tears). They lay there for awhile until they realised that they were on the other side of the island.
"Looks like we're all alone" Jack said as he propped himself up on one arm and looked down at Sam who was lying next to him.
"It would seem that way" she said smiling back up at him.
"Ye know luv, you're a very hard person to get close to." He smiled down at her.
"Yeah, but only sometimes, most of the time I'm VERY easy to get to get close too" She said trailing a finger up his arm. He grinned down at her and she smiled back at him, something was brewing here between them, they could both feel it, something very strong. They watched each other for a few moments until Jack leaned down, he moved in close enough so that Sam could feel his warm breath on her lips and his beads tickling her cheek. She closed her eyes and waited…but nothing came, she opened her eyes and found that Jack was starting to stand up.
"Um, Elizabeth would be wonderin' where ye are" He said giving a surprised Sam a hand up. She looked at him as he started to walk off towards the rock pools.
"Jack?" she yelled after him. He stoped and turned around; he seemed to study her for a moment before he turned around and continued towards the rock pools leaving a very confused Sam behind.
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"Now why the hell did I do that?" Jack asked himself as he sat down on the edge of a rock pool looking at the tiny fish that swam around in it.
"I've never turned down a woman before, why now?" He watched the fish swim around his feet.
"Because you really like her that's why"
"Who said that?" Jack said standing up and looking around trying to pin point the location of the voice.
"I did" Said a little angel that looked like Jack in all noble cloths with wings and a halo. He appeared on Jack's Left shoulder with a small puff of smoke.
"Oh and who are you?" Jack said spinning around even faster.
"I am shoulder angel Jack"
"And I'm shoulder devil…Call me Bruce" Said a little devil version of Jack, who looked exactly like Jack except with horns and a tail, who also popped out of nowhere on Jack's right shoulder.
"You are not Bruce, you are shoulder devil Jack" the little angel yelled at the little devil.
"But I like the name Bruce" The devil pouted.
"I'm going bloody insane already" Jack muttered shaking his head and sitting down.
"No you're not, we have been told to help you" said Angel Jack as he settled on Jack's knee.
"Yeah, by the almighty Banana" Devil Jack said standing on his other knee.
"The almighty Banana?" Jack asked with wide eyes.
"He is not a banana, we've been over this, and he… is… god, NOT A BANANA!" A.J (Angel Jack) yelled at D.J (Devil Jack) who was doing handstands on Jack's Knee.
"Oye, you're ere for a reason, Aye?" Jack said over the two arguing figures.
"Yes, we're here to help you with your life." A.J said turning to Jack. "The girl, Sam, you can't bring yourself to do anything to her can you?"
"Uhh No, I guess I can't" Jack said looking at the angel thoughtfully "How do you know?"
"We know EVERYTHING" D.J yelled pointing to Jack "EVERYTHING"
"Uh huh, so how are you gonna help me?" Jack looked questionably at the two figments on his knees.
"First we will give you our opinions on the situation and then you have to figure out what to do yourself" A.J said
"Don't seem like much help" Jack pointed out
"Yeah well, we're not allowed to really interfere" A.J answered "Ok here's what I think. You can't bring yourself to treat her like you treat every other women, I reckon you've fallen for her because she didn't give into your charms, the first time round like every other women you've met" Jack was nodding thoughtfully listening to what he said "You have to think about your feelings and your priorities and get them into order first" The little angel sat back.
"Uh huh, right" Jack sat there still a little confused "I guess its yer turn now?"
"You bet, right, now, I reckon you're a eunuch. End of story" He sat back and looked at Jack's face turn from surprise to anger.
"I AM NOT A EUNUCH!!!" Jack yelled; he was pretty sure the girls heard that.
"Alright, alright…ok hows bouts this then you don't want to get too close to her cause you fear commitment, or your gay…or you worry that she'll do to you what you do to women" D.J smiled at Jack "Either that or you're a eunuch" D.J laughed as Jack lunged at the at him but disappeared just as Jack landed getting a face full of water.
"He's an annoying one for sure. I hope that helps you." And with that A.J disappeared into a small puff of mist.
"I am definitely going nuts" he said shaking his head as he sat back down on the edge of the rock pool and tried to figure out the problem that was effecting him.
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Sam was walking back to where Elizabeth sat and threw herself down beside her.
"Ow, I've gotta stop doing that" Sam sighed "Elizabeth, am I undesirable?"
"What? ... How would I know? ...Why?" Elizabeth answered quite shocked by the suddenness of the question.
"Well before, umm, Jack and I were on the other side of the island and we almost kissed but HE pulled away. I mean, I've heard all the stories about him, being a womaniser and all, and I know its true cause of a friend in Tortuga "Met" him…" Elizabeth interrupted her.
"What friend?" She asked curiously
"You remember Amanda right? Amanda Druppen, her father was an ex-commodore and very strict with her so she ran away to Tortuga" She answered laying back.
"Amanda Druppen? Everyone was looking for her, they even asked you and you didn't tell them where she was? They said she was kidnapped by pirates"
"She wasn't kidnapped, she hitched a ride on a merchant ship, and I didn't tell because I was her friend and she trusted me not to tell. Besides it was fun torturing Nozza the whole time, running up to his house in the middle of the night and going 'I think I remember something…oh wait no, I don't' …ahhhh the good ole days" Sam said with a laugh.
"It is Commodore Norrington not Nozza and we've gotten off the subject" Elizabeth sighed
"Mmmmm I don't know, is there something wrong with me, or him? And if it's me, then what's wrong? Am I" She gasps "Ugly?"
"Oh Sam, there is nothing wrong with you, obviously if HE walked away then there is something wrong with him, and you are not ugly, you are one of the most wanted women in all of Port Royal, you know that" she said taking her hand.
"Mmmmm really shwap-sh-ya ooohhhh Wonderful" she said in a heavy British accent.
"What?" Elizabeth asked giggling
"Nothin, ooohhhh I hope things aren't going to be uncomfortable now" she sighed
"I AM NOT A EUNUCH!" they turned towards Jack's raised voice.
"I think he's losing it" Sam laughed
"I think he's already lost it" Elizabeth laughed, and with that they fell into a fit of laughter.
"Uhh I needed a good laugh" Sam said rolling on her stomach and letting the sun toast her back.
"Sam?"
"Mmmmm"
"Do you think Will is going to be ok?" Elizabeth started to draw hearts in the sand, Sam saw this and smiled.
"You're Love struck, my dear Lizzy. Will can deal; I know he can get out of this just like he gets out of everything, just like the explosion. You didn't think he'd make it out of that and he did" Sam smiled at Elizabeth.
"Why did you yell 'Remember the Fish' at him when that happened?" She asked not looking up but starting to draw fish.
"We'll me and Willie we fishing one day and we kept the fish in this old cloth bag we found, the fish were still alive because we kept the bag in the water, anyway, when we went to get the fish, they were all gone apparently there was a hole in the bag under a piece of wood, that was already in the bag, and the fish moved the wood and managed to escape. Yeah, basically I was telling Will to look for the hole where the water was coming in"
"Wow, that's really smart…hmmm what's that over there, I'd better go see" Elizabeth said looking into the small undergrowth, and soon disappearing into it.
"LIZZY, ELIZABETH SWANN WHAT IS GOING …on" Sam yelled but stopped when she saw Jack looking down at her.
"I think we need to have a little chat" Jack said.
"Wow, this must have been the shortest relationship I've ever ……hang on what?" she said sitting up as Jack sat next to her.
"I've been thinking…" Jack started
"Did it hurt?" Sam smiled Jack grinned back but it didn't last long.
"…and I've decided that…" he tried again
"That you're not a eunuch?" Jack looked at her "We heard you all the way down here"
"Ahhh, ok, well, the reason for before was I didn't want to hurt you."
"How would you hurt me…ooohhhh" Sam said thoughtfully
"Yeah so I think that it's…" Jack didn't finish because Sam had thrown herself at him and knocked him to the ground.
"Jack…Shut up" and with that Sam lent down and kissed him passionately until he responded by wrapping his arms around her waist and caressing her back.
They laid there for a few hours kissing and embracing each other, until they heard Elizabeth yelling
"I DON'T CARE WHAT YOU GUYS ARE DOING I AM SO BORED PLEASE JUST STOP AND LET ME COME BACK!!" Sam and Jack looked at each other and smiled.
"Alright Lizzy, you can come out now." Sam said rolling off Jack and lying next to him. Elizabeth cam out from the other side of the bush and sat near them.
"I see you made up" Elizabeth smiled looking at the pair; Jack had his arm around Sam and she was snuggled up against him. They sat there for a while just talking about all kinds of things when Jack noticed her tattoo.
"'Ello, what do we 'ave 'ere," he said tracing it with his finger.
"That's my tattoo; I got it about ooohhhh 5 years ago now. Really annoyed Will too" Sam laughed.
"Ye are nothing like him are ye?" he said looking at her face, she smiled back.
"Nope, completely different, but in a good way" Elizabeth laughed "Not that I'm surprised"
"Ye don't look like each other either" Jack said "what's the deal there if ye are brother and sister?"
"Well, My full name is Samantha Rhapsody Haste Turner, my father was a country man from England, he left when he found out that Mama was pregnant with me, bastard, Mama never told me but I knew I was an accident anyway that's when we left for the seaside, Mama said she couldn't handle the country anymore. When I was about 1 Mama met William Turner, or as I called him Papa." Sam sighed and continued, "They had Will when I was 2 and Papa left soon after but he had to leave because his ship had comeback into port and he had to be on it when it left. Mama let him go because she knew he could never really leave the sea, she just hoped that he would come back one day. We stayed with Mama until she got sick, we are not sure how she got sick but about a year later, she died. Will decided that we should find Papa so he booked us passage to Port Royal, but I managed to miss the ship Will was on because I, umm, had to say goodbye to some of my friends, anyway. I managed to find a ship heading that way and I convinced them that I was, hehehe, the Governor's Daughter and he was waiting for me in Port Royal. So yeah that's my story"
"Uh huh" Jack looked a bit stunned and Elizabeth just smile and said.
"That's the short version"
"Shut up" laughed Sam chucking a piece of seaweed at her.
"I though so" Jack finally said.
"What, you though of all that, Wow you really are smart," Laughed a slightly shocked Sam
"No I mean I knew ye weren't blood related" Smiled Jack
"But we are; our mother's were the same" Sam said
"No I mean…ahhhh" Jack started to tickle her instead of finishing the sentence. This went on for a few a while before they had sand chucked on them by Elizabeth.
"You two" She laughed
"Ok so now that I know ye whole story, why do ye keep yelling all these languages?" he asked kissing her cheek.
"Oh well I learnt them in school, which dear Lizzy made me and Will attend, and various people I've met along the way have taught me bits and pieces …actually I'm not sure why I yell them, I guess they come naturally to me and I just slip into them when I'm angry" She smiled back
"Ahhh"
"It's so beautiful here, mmmmm, I could stay here forever, it's so peaceful" sighed Sam.
"Welcome to the Caribbean Luv" he murmured in her ear.
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"We're devils and black sheep and really bad eggs. Drink up me 'earties yo ho! Yo ho, yo ho a pirate's life for me" They all sang as they stumbled around the fire. Sam was going one way while the other two were going the other, all night they had been sitting around drinking until Sam had started to sing and as she started to sing so did Elizabeth and as soon as Jack had gotten his head around the words he too joined in, they weren't sure who's idea it was to start the fire but here they were running around it like a tribal dance.
"I love this song! Really bad eggs! Ooh." Jack said as he fell down pulling Sam down with him, she lay across his lap as he continued to talk.
"When I get the Pearl back, I'm gonna teach it to the whole crew, and we'll sing it all the time!" Sam started to giggle, as Elizabeth fell next to them.
"Whatchya laughing at" he said as he started to tickle her, and she squirmed in his arms.
"Jack …it must be really terrible for you to be trapped on this island." Elizabeth said holding out her bottle of rum to point out the surroundings.
"Oh, yes" He said picking Sam up in a hug "But the company is infinitely better than last time, I think. The scenery has definitely improved, Whatchya reckon luv?" he asked Sam
"Hmmm, oh yeah, definitely, and why wouldn't it have improved, I am HERE! And I am here to have a good time" She said standing up to make her point.
"I know exactly what you mean, love." He grabbed her and pulled her down where she started to play with his moustache, curling it up at the sides, this caused her and Elizabeth to fall about with laughter.
"To US" yelled Sam giving a toast.
"To FREEDOM" Yelled Elizabeth clinking her bottle with Sam's.
"To the Black Pearl" Jack said finally clinking his bottle, he and Sam drank theirs down, but Elizabeth didn't.
Sam and Jack were too busy with each other to notice Elizabeth restocking the fire with more wood and rum.
"I hope ye neva change" Jack crooned in her ear as he held her.
"Neither do I" she smiled up at him and enveloped him in a kiss.
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There ya go, a nice llllooonnnggggg one that took me AGES to write, that's about 3,000 words ya know. YAAAAYYY they finally got together!!!!! Ahhhh but will it last? I dunno, maybe probably, eh depends on me mood.
OOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWW
AHHH MONSTER……on its only you Elladen, What's wrong?
It hurts, worse than a poisoned arrow, from the depths of Mordor.
Ow that must really hurt, its only 1st degree burns, don't fret, I'll put some moisturiser on there, go it to the bathroom and get the big pink bottle tube thingy.
AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH JACK POKED MY SUNBURN
Jack don't poke Elrohir, you wouldn't like it.
Maybe… if you poked me
Maybe later, where is Legolas?
He went with Elladen, they went to the bathroom.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Holy Crap what was that? *Runs into the bathroom to find Legolas on the floor in pain and Elladen holding a bottle tubey thingy and shaking his hand* what have you done give me that. *takes the tube and reads – Dencorub (For all those who don't know, it is a sports cream that helps injuries but going on like a cream but heating up very quickly and becoming VERY hot AKA a heat rub) DID YOU PUT THIS ON???
YYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSS HOLY CRAP HEEEEELLLLLLLPPPPPPPPPP MMMMMMMMEEEEEEEEEE
Quick get into the spa-bath *helps them into the bath and starts the water* rub it off using the water.
~*5 Minutes Later*~
Well that was interesting, I have to go and help them, and I get to put moisturiser on them, hehehe, as soon as they are done getting the Dencorub off. Man that must suck, I mean that hurts heaps even without the sunburn.
So what was wrong with them?
AH…oh Jack you scared me… oh they put heat cream on instead of moisturiser.
Ahhh I suppose that hurts.
Very much, it's like putting hot coals on your eyes
Mmmmm sounds very painful, could you maybe…get rid of it…just in case I accidentally go in there one night…when I'm slightly …drunk
O.K. I'll put it away *thinks* but just remember that I have that next time any of you decides to attack me again.
Aye and I'll tell the prissy ones as well
They are not prissy………maybe just a little
*in the background* It's all off, please help us
Alright Legolas I'll be there in a second
*cries in the background* Hurry
Silly elves
How come Jack's not burnt?
Because he is used to the sun, Elrohir
Yeah I don't have prissy skin *Elrohir chucks a book at Jack*
Hey watch the books, they are expensive.
He called me prissy
No he called you …pretty
Oh alright then *walks off*
If he wasn't brown haired he'd make a great blonde.
I did not call him PRETTY
Did you want to be killed *Jack shakes head* didn't think so
*Cries in background* it's starting to burn again
Ahhhh, I gotta go, my elves need me.