Disclaimer- Lets get this straight, you all know I don't own a bloody thing….bugger…. so instead of saying all that crap I usually say I've decided to place the facts of life (no not those you perve) here.
The plastic things on the end of shoelaces
are called aglets.
………………………………………………………I
got NUTHIN!!!!!!
~*Previously of ASBAON*~ Elizabeth went mental and burnt all the rum, A.J and D.J made a reappearance, Gillette hit on Sam and AAAAHHHHHH NOZZA IS BACK.
~*Final Line*~ - "This is all bloody Will's fault" she yelled into the sea air.
To My Wonderful Reviewers
Lotrseer3350 – Hehehe, you kinda rhymed. I think, ok maybe in my mind you did, hehehe, glad you like it.
Evenescent Dreams - *Runs around the room showing
the review to elves and Jack* HAHAHA you all said I wasn't funny, but people
who aren't you do, here's proof, mmmwwwaaahhahahahaha, AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH
PIXIE STIX HEHEHEHEHE all mine yay. I gave the pressies to Jack and he sends
luv and kisses NO I BLOODY WELL DON'T Yes
you bloody well do, and he has your pic in his room…whether he likes it or not,
actually he started to cry when he saw the ship I DID NOT, it's nothing to be ashamed of Jack, and he has already
finished off his rum and Elladen wishes to say something, but it's in Elvish
and my computer doesn't have it so I told him to say it in English
Thankyou Very much Bianca, I will cherish
this gift of artistic talent for the rest of my life. Legolas and Elrohir are
mighty jealous of you gift and I'm glad you think I'm handsome.
Yeah, yeah, she gets the drift…show-off…anyhow I have to go and pry that
ship out of Jack's hands before he breaks it, hehehe silly pirate.
Sweet A.K – I actually thought of something myself…sort of…that
was funny, no one can stop me now, I AM THE QUEEN*goes all scary like
Galadriel* MMMWWWAAAHHAHAHAHAHA In the place of a Dark Lord, you would have a QUEEN! NOT
DARK, BUT BEAUTIFUL AND TERRIBLE AS THE DAWN! TREACHEROUS AS THE SEA! STRONGER
THAN THE FOUNDATIONS OF THE EARTH! ALL SHALL LOVE ME AND DESPAIR. *Cough* hmmm
err sorry, got a bit excited, Yeah she gets to bug Nozza for 2 whole days, I've
decided. And there had to be some new scary guy to hit on her, you know
everyone wants to see a protective Jack, and you will, and I hope it will be
good. Oh I know how hard it is to keep them under control, try having 4! Its
complete madness around here sometimes…hehehe…but see your crew is getting
along now aren't they and it's good, I mean it could be worse, they could be
trying to push each other off the roof…*gets strange looks from passing elf
(Elladen or Elrohir I couldn't be bothered figuring out who it is) *…or
something…that's right you have to get the best out of every situation that is
handed to you. I think I might be a bit blunt here and state something completely
obvious but……………………………………
DON'T LET HIM TRY COFFEE…WHO KNOWS WHAT WILL HAPPEN…and from what you've told
me, if Haldir gets hold of that again…*Shudders* who knows what will happen. I
DON'T WANT TO LOSE A GREAT REVIEWER
Amanda – Actually *looks around sheepishly* that's what happened…but they're not that smart…hehehe they lured me into the room using Pixie Stix, now I have the ENTIRE BAG MMMMMMWWWWWAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHA…I've been doing that a lot lately, oh well.
Dimonah Tralon – Ooohhhh you were drinking water while reading a fan fic? Don't worry I learnt the hard way too, hehehe I accidentally ruined the laptop…opps.
I lOvE cHeRrIeS yUm – OMG I couldn't live if I didn't have lollies *SHUDDERS*, but I do that at my friends' houses as well, but we usually watch foreign movies and then yell the subtitles at the top of our voices, 'tis quite fun I assure you. I wish I could update once a day, but I have to sunbake and get a great tan for school NO MORE Days OF FREEDOM… then I have to shop and celebrate Australia kicking India's BUTTOCKS in cricket, BRETT LEE IS SSSSSSSOOOOOO HOT!!!! Then call my friends and lock the elves in a room so they can behave…hehehe, steal Jack's rum and sell it back to him, and much more and now SCHOOL*CRIES*, so I'll make the following chapts longish ones because there may be a bit of a delay now that schools back *Rocks back and forth* anyway about Gillette…he is weird, plain and simple, apparently he's liked her forever (kinda like Will and Elizabeth) but she's always blown him off every time he's come to talk to her. She isn't that mean but seriously…LOOK AT HIM…don'tchya just wanna slap him, he's like Nozza only worse. Anyway Plz Continue to read this HE-larious story…maybe…ok so it can be KINDA funny I suppose anyway JUST READ…PLEASE
You said I wasn't funny, but I am and now I have proof *shows them the reviews*
These people must be seriously deranged
*Wacks Legolas with a rolled up newspaper* that…is…not…very…nice…now…apologise!!!
OK, OK, OK, I'm sorry
*continues to hit him*I'm…Sorry…Wonderful…Reviewers…of…AUS!!!
I'm sorry wonderful reviewers of Aus
Very…good…you…can…go…now! *Legolas runs off clutching his arm* hehehe *Downs another Pixie Stix and looks around menacingly* Here boys *whistles* here good elves (I'm not going to try anything on Jack, he's upset I took his boat… SHIP… ship, besides the elves are much more fun) come on boys…*searches for the elves*…in the meantime here's an update.
GO LLEYTON HEWITT and GO THE SCUD WOOOOOOOOWWWWWHHHHHHOOOOOOO
GO AUSTRALIA KICK INDIA'S BUTT WOOOOOOOWWWWW
HAPPY AUSTRALIA DAY
AUSSIE, AUSSIE, AUSSIE…OI, OI, OI, AUSSIE, OI, AUSSIE, OI, AUSSIE, AUSSIE, AUSSIE, OI, OI, OI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I'm not called Aussiesportstar for nuthin ya know.
BTW THIS WAS WRITTEN OVER A WHOLE WEEK, I should be doing my school work, but I am willing to give that up to write this for you all.
*Cough, Cough* I SAW LOTR: ROTK!!!!!!!!!! OMG Legolas was sooooooooooooo hot, *drools* he should wear that blue tunic more often … actually I'm going to go and buy him one…right NOW!!!
A STORY BY ANY OTHER NAME
Sam was walking around the ship (4th lap), this was the only thing she could do to stop boredom-coma creeping over her, she was also trying her best to avoid that creepy Gillette guy, and he actually seemed to be stalking her. That was creepier than the pirates. She reached the bow of the ship and stopped, looking out at the sprawling ocean.
"It's beautiful, isn't it" a voice said behind her.
"Yeah…" she turned around and came face to face with Gillette. "Ahh" she said as she jumped back.
"There is nothing to be afraid about, Miss Turner…may I call you Sam" he asked stepping forward.
"No!" she said stepping to the left to get away from him. "Why are you following me?" she said with her hands on her hips.
"Why? Why do butterflies chase other butterflies? Why do birds dance for one another? And why do men give ladies flowers? " He said raising an eyebrow.
Sam shook her head and asked "You…want me to chase dancing flowers?" Gillette smiled and cupped her chin in his hand, Sam tried to pull away but his grip was hard to break.
"In a matter of speaking" he said leaning in but before he could do anything; a strong hand grabbed his shoulder.
"Do it and it WILL be the last thing ye EVER do" Jack growled and spun Gillette around "Savvy?"
"And what would you do? Hmm if you lay a hand on me, you would be hung quicker than wet laundry" Sneered Gillette.
"I wouldn't need to lay a hand on ye to make ye pay for even touching her, my blade will do all the touching" Jack spat giving Gillette's shoulder a crushing squeeze before letting him go.
"You won't get away with this, I'll make sure of it" Gillette said pushing past Jack.
"Get away with what? He didn't do anything…yet" Sam piped in; Gillette spun around and looked at the two.
"Really?" he said in a pansy kinda tone, turned and made his way towards the helm.
"I don't like his tone" Sam growled, but softened as she looked at Jack
"He didn't do anythin to ye did he?" Jack said as he looked her over.
"No, and if he did, he wouldn't be prancing around the ship, like he is now" she said as she grabbed his arms and pulled him close. "Thankyou, for what you did just now, not that I couldn't have handled it"
"I know ye could 'ave Luv, I don't doubt that at all" he said giving her a hug. They stood there together for a while looking out to sea until Elizabeth came up to them, or more accurately snuck up on them.
"You too seem cosy" She said startling them out of their daydreams.
"Ahh" the both jumped making Elizabeth laugh, Sam playfully punched her in the arm.
"What's the deal with sneaking up on us like that?" Sam laughed
"Well I though I'd just come to warn you that Gillette is trying to make trouble. I over heard him talking to Commodore Norrington about something Jack said" Elizabeth looked at Jack. "What happened?"
"Nothin to worry 'bout now, Luv" he said glancing at Sam, who was now sitting on the railing watching the waves crash underneath her.
"Do be careful Sam" Elizabeth said starting to walk over to where she was sitting.
"Watchya say Liz" Sam said spinning around on the railing.
"I said be careful" She sighed. Sam started to get off the railing but as she did so, the ship dipped slightly, it was actually hardly noticeable but that was enough to make Sam start to fall backwards. She lost her grip on the railing and started to teeter dangerously over the ocean, it seemed to happen all in slow motion to Jack and Elizabeth who were too stunned to do anything.
"Don't worry, I'll save myself" she said sarcastically as she disappeared over the railing, much to their horror.
"Sam!" Elizabeth and Jack screamed causing men to come running over from their posts.
"MAN OVERBOARD" They yelled, until they heard a voice from the side of the ship.
"Well actually, I am not a man and I'm not overboard…what ever that means…but it sounds like it means when you fall over the side of the ship…which could be called a board I suppose, but I think it isn't " Sam blabbered from her place on the side of the ship. They all looked over and found her standing on a small ledge just under the statues (that thing on the front of the ship?).
"Well, get 'er up…NOW!" Jack yelled at the surrounding men, who were startled out of their daze at seeing her smiling up at them. They chucked ropes over the side and she climbed back up onto deck where both Jack and Elizabeth grabbed her in a tight hug.
"I…Need…to…breathe…and…you…smell" she wheezed huskily from under the arms of Elizabeth and Jack, who reluctantly let her go. Norrington walked up to her and asked.
"How did you manage not to fall into the water?" Sam smiled back at him.
"Well, I didn't spend all my time on that pirate ship sitting in a cabin crying" she said giving Elizabeth an amused glance to find her giving a stern look.
"Indeed" he said as he started to walk off.
"You know you say that an awful lot" Sam said to his retreating form.
"Indeed" he replied with a smirk
"See, there you go again" she said waving her arms about, only to be spun around to look into the face of Jack.
"That was a close call, Luv" He said huskily, rubbing her arms.
"Hmm, I guess so, you weren't worried were you?" She asked tilting her head sidewards.
"Only a little" he murmured, Elizabeth took this opportunity to make a get away, she'd deal with Sam later.
"Ooohhhh, I feel loved" She giggled and threw her arms around his neck and gave him a passionate kiss. They could feel all the crew members' eyes watching the two standing in their passionate embrace under the afternoon sun.
Gillette, who was watching this display of passion, was seething with anger.
"I'll get you back, Sparrow. I'll make sure of it" he murmured.
"Did you say something Gillette?" Norrington asked turning around and giving a disapproving glance at the two on the bow.
"No, sir, Nothing" Gillette said looking back down at the map he was holding, occasionally looking up to see if Jack was still with her. He'd make her love him, even if it meant that he had to get rid of obstacles that stood in the way.
"Actually, Sir, don't you think that it is most inappropriate that they are together?" Gillette asked turning too look at his commanding officer.
"I do, but what I think really doesn't matter to Miss Turner" Norrington sighed, also looking up from the map he was reading.
"But I don't suppose it matters, seeing that he is too be hung as soon as we return to Port Royal" Gillette sneered, Norrington looked at him with an odd expression
"Are you…jealous, Gillette?" he asked with a smirk.
"I suppose I am sir" Gillette looked down at the map in front of them.
"Even if it hurts me to say so, she is a fine women and you'd be lucky to have her" and with that Norrington walked over to Gov. Swann and started to discuss further actions.
"I would indeed" Gillette mumbled, turning once again to see the happy couple in their embrace. "But luck isn't going to have anything to do with it, it would seem"
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"How could you be so irresponsible, Sam, you could have died just then. It was the most disrespectful act I've ever seen concerning ones well being………Blah……Blah……" Elizabeth was giving Sam an earful in their cabin. Sam didn't seem to be unnerved by this speech as she'd heard it all so many times she could practically recite it by heart. Jack in the meantime has shrunk back into a large chair in the corner of the room, trying to avoid Elizabeth's accusing glares. Sam had completely zoned out and was watching Elizabeth get angrier and angrier, as she got more into the speech, a vein on her forehead started to get bigger and bigger. Sam had to control herself, and she put all her energy into not laughing, but it was much too hard and she fell upon the bed laughing.
"Sam! Why are you laughing? Stop it this instant!" Elizabeth asked/yelled.
"Because…because…you…you…vein…head…big" She managed to get those few words out in between the laughter that was now raising as Jack started to join in.
"Don't you laugh mister" Elizabeth turned to Jack but he was too far gone to stop. Elizabeth tried not too smile, and keep her stern face but Sam's face had turned red from laughing and tears were rolling down her face faster than a waterfall, not to mention Jack's kohl eyeliner was running so much that he looked like a panda. This was too much for her and she too joined the laughing couple.
"Sam…can't…you…ever…be…serious?" Elizabeth asked during laughs.
"I…I…NO" Sam wheezed out, causing them to laugh even harder.
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I'm so sorry it's taken so long and it is so short, but I'm not actually allowed to be on here at the moment…I'm meant to be doing my physics work…Opps…don't tell the elves…hehehe they don't know I have my Pixie Stix either *Pours one in her mouth* MMMMMMMMMMM yum, yum, yum.*sounds of footsteps coming closer and Legolas storms into the room*
Sam? SAM? Where is she?
Hehehe
I heard that *Drags her out from under the desk* you are meant to be doing your physics work.
I am…I am watching the physics of suger dissolving on the tongue…*Pours another Pixie Stix in her mouth*…shweee *with a mouth full of suger*
Where did you get that? Give me it!
NO MINE *growls at Legolas, who throws her over his shoulder in a quick movement* HEY…
…Is for horses…now, you have to do your work
NOOOOOOOOOO NO WORK, I'm allergic
No your not
Yes I am *is taken into the study, and given amused looks by the others* WHAT!?!?
There *Locks the door from the outside…not sure how* DO YOUR WORK
NO
*thinks* you can give me a sponge bath!
REALLY?
*shakes head 'no'* Sure, but only if the work is good enough
WWWOOOOOOOOHHHHHHOOOOOOOOOO *starts to work like crazy…literally*
Hehehe stupid human
WHAT?
I said I can't wait *Walks off*
Hehehehehe and neither can I …MMMWWWAAAHHAHAHAHAHA
*points at crazed fans* hahaha HAHAHAHAHA I, that's right ME, get to give LEGOLAS A SPONGE BATH
*Dances around like crazy* Woot, Woot…heybabyhyaegyhya hey Macarena*tries to sing the Macarena song*
I DON'T HEAR WORKING
I am I am, I swear on Elladen's hair
HEY I HEARD THAT
HEHEHEHEHE