Disclaimer- Lets get this straight, you all know I don't own a bloody thing….bugger…. so instead of saying all that crap I usually say I've decided to place the facts of life (no not those you perve) here.
Walt Disney was afraid of mice.
RRRRREEEEEEAAAAALLLLLLLYYYYYY?
…how utterly fascinating!!! I'm not fond of mice either.
~*Previously of ASBAON*~ The big fight in the cave, Coconut song, soccer + head = FUN, Sam kills Bo'sun, Bo'sun kills Sam???
~*Final Line*~ - "Hold on, Luv. We're almost there" Jack whispered to the lifeless form in his arms.
To My WONDERFUL, ALL GREAT, SUPERB, BEAUTIFUL reviewers
Crazy llama - yeah I like cliff hangers too…your review didn't come through on my e-mail straight away…not sure why but anyway a snog is a passionate kiss, English term…I think but runs well here in Australia too.
Sweet A.K – Review 1) -
You
gave me two reviews…*gives you special one of a kind Leggy, Elly and Hairy
dolls that make noises when you poke them*…so it's ok if you didn't review last
time *shed tear* I made it though *sniff* hehehe…anyway WANKER is my favourite
payout at the moment…I say it an awful lot…maybe too much…*thinks*NUH…ooohhhh
tisk, tisk they must be punished…No clothes for a month hehehe that's my ruling
here if they are bad…unfortunately they just keep reminding me that they can
break me in two so they get away with an awful lot…Punching it gggoooodddddddd,
oh HAPPY DANCE HAPPY DANCE *dances with Jack* yay, I love asking stupid
questions, stupidity is a great thing you know, I live it , hehehe Snorrington
what a GREAT name…I'll note that…hehehe THE NOISE IS SPREADING!!! *makes noise*
YAY HAHAHAHAHA dying donkey noises HAHAHAHAHA *wipes tear away*
Review 2) - Yes the songs are cool, I thought of them while unloading the
dishwashers…I thought "hey why not make them sing 'Row' while rowing to the BP
and Sam can sing 'Coconuts' while killing Bo'sun" …ooooooohhhhhhh maybe you
should cry more often, I mean what's a tear or two when you can get comforted
by hunks!! And yes Jack is BACK…for a bit anyway, he will travel around to
reviewers who need him but stop in on the way for a day or two…actually he's
off to South Carolina in a few days…*shed tear* but he will be back again and
again and again and again!! And yes waking jack up is very FUN…I woke him up a
few times last night *cough 8 cough* Haldir did it too!! (How weird does that
sound…hehehe me and my dirty mind) It must be this thing with elves…they get
paranoid in sleep too I suppose…but YAY you spent the night with Faramir and
now Haldir is jealous…I can see a fight in you future…between…between Haldir
and Faramir over…over…ahhhh the crystals have gone dark…bugger!!
Dimonah Tralon – OOOHHHH no one likes cliff hangers
hehehe maybe I…should…do them more often?? Oh Yes Jack has something to say.
'Ello
again Luv, I'm 'aving a nice 'oliday. Dya miss me?? Get off Jack,
hehehe; he misses you…how sweet.
Amanda – Oh its ok, I don't mind if you don't review…at least you did!! OMG don't teachers always get in the way, and whenever you try to do something FUN on the bloody computer; they come along and ruin it!! Sure you can borrow Jack, how about as he is coming home from South Carolina he can drop in there and spend a week or two, and then come back to ME YAY!! Oh I hope *looks around to make sure coast is clear*Leggy is jealous, hehehe, and he makes a move *starts to dream* ahhhh yum, yum pig's bum…err hehehe just a stupid saying… Actually I think he did see Jack do that because he's been really nice lately *shifty eyes* hmm but ya Neva, Neva, know, if ya Neva, Neva go!!! Hehehe…you might actually be one of the only ones who understand that!!!
LegolasGreenleafGil-Estel – Wow, that's like on of the longest review's I've ever had!!! And I don't care if it's full of mindless ramblings…my story is made of mindless ramblings all put together…ya know there might even be a plot somewhere in there too!! OMG You don't have INTERNET I couldn't live with out it, it's like TV…must have it, Those stories sound really interesting, must get reading those Mellon Chronicles (I'm up to Vilya)…I'm so caught up in FFN it's kinda hard to switch between the two! But I will get through them…*looks at the sky* ONE DAY!! I always try to answer stuff in these reviews…like stuff yous all ask me and such but in your case it's kinda hard because you've "rambled" but that's cool, I actually just looked up her name on FFN and she has some good lookin stories waiting to be read there so better hop to and finish this update…before someone kills me…and then I can look at more stories YAY and yes I do feel very PRIVILEGED!!!!!!
Zeldagrl436 – its ok she'll be right…or will she??? Glad you like Hairy (Elrohir) many people over look him…it's kinda sad really because he's really NUTS! *gets a "look" from Hairy* I mean funny *mouths nuts and nods and then is hit with a flying shoe* HEY!
I've decided to make the little story/author's note/ thingy only at the bottom…I dunno why, just wanted to and I am the queen of the universe, mmmwwwaaahhahahahaha *cough* I mean *mental raptor/parrot noise*
I HAVE TRIED SUCCESSIVE TIMES TO POST THIS BUT FFN IS HAVING A HISSY AND REFUSED TO LET ME LOG IN, SORRY FOR THE WAIT!!
A STORY BY ANY OTHER NAME
"C'mon luv, wake up…please…please wake up" Jack pleaded to the lifeless form of Sam, who was lying in Norrington's bed. They had been sailing for 3 days and Sam still had not woken up. The surgeon, a sailor who knew his way around the body, had told them that she had lost a lot of blood and that the pains from both her knee and the wound have contributed to the shutting down of her brain.
"I'm sorry, but I'm not sure how long it will be before she wakes up, her brain has shutdown in order to properly fix her body." The surgeon smiled sadly "I truly am sorry" he said leaving them all in peace.
"Well there is nothing more that we can do, I'm afraid" Sighed the Gov. looking sadly down at Sam.
"Yes, it will be a quite trip home, quite frankly…"Norrington gave a tired smile "I am not looking forward to it" He looked around at the grim faces of Elizabeth and Will and when he looked at Jack he saw a sight that would probably affect him forever. The pirate was crying…not bawling on Will's shoulder like Elizabeth was or storing rage deep down like Will, but quietly letting the tears run down his cheeks and letting them catch in his beard while holding her hand in his…praying…almost.
"Come Governor, I think we would be of much more use on deck" Norrington said quietly to the Gov.
"Yes, yes, idle hands are the devils work" He mumbled as he was lead out of the cabin.
Will walked over to the side of the bed, kneeling down and grabbed her hand in a tight squeeze. He looked up and caught Jack's eye, and also received a shock by what he saw. Will gave him a sad smile, but Jack just looked through him.
"It will be alright Jack, I swear. She is strong…too strong for my liking and she knows how to handle herself…in ANY situation." But there was no emotion shown from Jack except from grief. A long silence passed, Elizabeth had cried herself into a slumber before anyone spoke.
"And wha' if she ain't alrigh'" Jack asked not looking up at Will, keeping his eyes focused on her sleeping face but the sudden noise was enough to awaken Elizabeth from her tearful slumber.
"Has she awoken?" She asked hopefully, but the two looks of sadness quietened her.
"'Ell?" Jack asked looking up at Will with a look that could have frozen hell itself.
"I don't know Jack, I really don't know" Will sighed looking down onto her face.
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~*A WONDROUS LOOK IN SAM'S HEAD*~
Sam was sleeping in a big orange field when a loud voice woke her.
"WAKEY, WAKEY, WAKEY, WAKEY, WAKEY, WAKEY, WAKEY, WAKEY, WAKEY, WAKEY, WAKEY, WAKEY, WAKEY, WAKEY"
"AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH" Sam jumped up "WHAT THE HELL???!!!!"
"Good Morning glad to see you are FINALLY awake"
"Who are you?" Sam asked spinning around in a tight circle "Are you…my conscience?"
"HAHAHA"
"HEY DON'T YOU LAUGH AT ME, YOU BIG VOICED JERK" She yelled at the pink sky pointing her finger at a freaky looking blue cloud in the shape of a star.
"I'm sorry, but I'm not your conscience and I'm not up there" the voice said behind her, she spun around quickly and came face to face with what she though was an angel
"OH" She said in utter awe, the being laughed softly again causing his soft blond hair to glitter in the light. He was wearing a blue tunic and silver pants and was standing a good foot above her, looking down with soft blue eyes and his crown sat upon his brow. (*sarcastically*oh I wonder who it is)
"Are you an angel?" She asked looking up into his eyes which were portraying his amusement towards her.
"No, I am not. I am…well actually…yes…I think I could be. I am your guardian" He smiled down at her.
"Well, Mr. Guardian dude, where am I?" She asked waving her arms around eccentrically like Jack, who she was missing terribly.
"You are in the Realm of Dreams, this is where people go when they get seriously hurt and need to recover…and you may call me Larean" he started to move off towards a pond, Sam following closely on his heals.
"So…Larean, am I…dead? Cause if I am…you've got big problems dude!" Sam said poking him in the shoulder. He laughed again and sat down on a large toadstool by the pond.
"No you are not, my dear. But you came very close to it…" Sam gasped "…but do not worry yourself, you had friends, family…and lovers back in the mortal realm that loved you dearly, and it is that love that sent you here and not up there" he said pointing towards the sky.
"Oh, wow" Sam said sitting down beside him. "Hmm ok, so why is everything so strange here? I mean that fish is laughing at me!" She said pointing to a fish that was pointing at her from…the tree?
"Well, you are a very…interesting girl and this realm portrays your dreams…as such" He said looking quite confused at what he just said.
"Hmm, well then…when can I go home?" Sam asked looking sadly into his eyes.
"Why, whenever you are ready!" He said too cheerfully.
"Well then I want to go home now" She said standing up, Larean laughed again.
"No, no, no, my dear…" Sam frowned.
"Did you just say 'no' to me…'cause you don't? ...Ahh YEAH" Sam said uncertainly causing him to smirk again.
"You can not leave just yet, you must let your body heal" He pointed to her stomach. She looked down and after the delayed shock of seeing her all cut up and such; she noticed that she wasn't in her usual clothes. She was now wearing a light blue dress, actually it wasn't much of a dress it was more like a corset kind of top (that wasn't tight) and a skirt with a long slit up the front and it was shimmering with every movement she made.
"Preddiful" she said in awe twirling around but stopped suddenly "Hang on, how come I can't feel the pain?"
"You…ARE…IN…A…DREAM!" He said very stressfully, Sam smiled.
"Oh, really? ...you're pretty!"
"Ummm…thankyou" he said with a stretched smile.
"I bet you're a great kisser" She said with an even BIGGER smile slowly making her way towards him.
"Um I'm not to sure" Larean shifted uncomfortable on the toadstool.
"I'm a pretty good kisser myself" she said shifting closer towards the toadstool.
"That's great…What about Jack?" he said leaning back almost falling off.
"Jack, Jack's the best kisser of them all! Although I haven't tried you…yet" Sam trailed a finger up his leg causing him to fall backwards off to toadstool. "Opps"
"I think someone's calling me…" Larean said quickly standing up and pretending to listen out "Yes, yes someone is, I best be off. I'll be back…eventually before you leave. Just relax and heal" and suddenly he vanished in a small flash of light.
"Hehehehehe" Sam cackled. 'Jack would have loved to see that' at the though of Jack, Sam's smile faded and she stood up and walked over to the yellow tree, which the fish had recently vacated.
"Oh Jack" she sighed leaning against the tree.
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I had to put the fantasy part in because SOMEONE had to be in the story, he was having a whinge about how Jack was in the story and he wasn't…just wait…soon the others will want to be in it too! Sorry it's taken so long, as you've noticed I've started my second fic…YAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAY and yyoooooooouuuuuuuuu said I couldn't do it!
No I didn't
I believe ye did, mate!
Stay out of it, pirate!
*Legolas growls at Jack then walks away, Jack just looks blankly at him*
What's up his …*covers his mouth with her hand*
They have EXCELLENT hearing.
Ah!
Jack I don't want you to leave!!!
Won't be for long, luv! I'll be back soon, I promise!
Good, I'll miss you, don't forget, go to *shows him address of LotRseer3350* ok then after how ever long she wants you there go here *Shows him Amanda's address* ok? *starts to cry and Legolas storms back in*
You made her CRY!
No, I did…*Legolas attacks Jack*
STOP, STOP, I'LL GET THE PIXIE STIX *Legolas backs off*
Good, now, I am crying because Jack is leaving!
Oh, how sad…look at the time, you best be off!! *Pushes Jack towards the door*
I guess I'll be seeing you later, Luv…BYE BOYS
Bye Jack!
Bye Jack
Bye Jack *Jack gives Aus a nice big snog right in front of Leggy* Oooeeerrr
Bye Leggens *Jack Runs off down the street while Elladen and Elrohir hold Legolas down*
I'm going to miss him, he was fun.
I'm glad he's gone
OOOHHHH you are jealous you are jealous you are jealous you are jealous you are jealous you are jealous you are jealous you are jealous you are jealous you are jealous you are jealous you are jealous…
No I'm not *walks/storms off into another room*
OOOHHHH how about you two, care to have some fun annoying Leggy-boy??
Sure
Alright
Ok here's the plan…*whispers*