Disclaimer- Lets get this straight, you all know I don't own a bloody thing….bugger…. so instead of saying all that crap I usually say I've decided to place the facts of life (no not those you perve) here.
Turtles can breathe through their butts
Hmmm I DON'T wonder what
that'll smell like!!!
~*Previously of ASBAON*~ She awoke from the land of nod!!!
~*Final Line*~ - She was alright, everything would be alright…for now.
To My WONDERFUL, ALL GREAT, SUPERB, BEAUTIFUL reviewers
Sweet A.K – Hmmm I don't think this is a very funny chapt, do you? More on the serious side… don't like serious much…My god, you have changed that elf heaps, now he's snorting…hehehe I just pictured him snorting…it would seem that Faramir has a better sense of humour than Haldir! Rumil and Orophin…I know them…I'm sure…grrrr my memory isn't working, I'm gonna have to look it up, unless ya wanna tell me, but from the sounds of it they are exactly like the Gruesome Twosome!! You are gonna have ya hands full!!! Ooooooohhhhhhh so the boys read my story too!!! Coolies you can tell them that they are in my other story…eventually and *whispers* if he is nice to you he won't die in it either, but only if he's nice!!!
Candeebarz – Sounds like you are in a good mood, Hehehe no cliffy in this one, hope ya like it, I was actually running out of ideas, but I'm full now so it's all good…no, no, no Jack won't die…or will he…MMMWWWAAAHHAHAHAHAHA hehehe I'm not coughing anymore!!!
Evenescent dreams – Oh it was soooooo easy to get Leggy boy, besides he had it coming, I actually think I liked them drunk more…hmmm not to self: find more wine!! Yes he is beautiful but…no he is beautiful, but don't tell him I said it!! Sure you can visit…everyone can visit if they want…hehehe the elves would LURVE that!!
Amanda – Yeah, I like Jack and in all the other stories, he isn't very fuzzy so in mine he is!!! Ain't that nice, OMG GO FOR IT, I know he wouldn't mine…not…that I'm talking from experience or anything *shifty eyes* ;)
Crazy Llama – That's my fav line too, but I think he's come around on the idea of those two now!!! Shoe polish??? Ooohhhh randomness huh?!?! QUADRILATERAL!!!
Dimonah Tralon – Oh he is protective, isn't he, but you'll find out in this chapt, who is more protective…well that just gave it away didn't it?? *hits head on wall* Dumbass, dumbass, dumbass, Dumbass, dumbass, dumbass, Dumbass, dumbass, dumbass…OOOOOOOWWWWW, bruising!
LegolasGreenleafGil-Estel – HOLY CR@P MAN, another huge review, I swear I just finished responding to the other one!!! You meditate too, but I see you are forced to do it, I do it to try and find inner peace……AAAAAAHHHHHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA I'm sorry, it's just funny, I'm WAY too hyper to meditate…I've been kicked out of so many of those classes (including Yoga) that I have a list as long as my birthday list!!! And that's long! You should staple the edges or corners so that when they are knocked over they are easier to pick up, actually for me it's numerous dogs AND cats, I luv animals so much…HEY Tears Like Rain is on their site now too!!! I've just finished it, it's good…four stories huh?!? *Golf claps* kudos (is that right) anyway I couldn't handle that, I can barley manage with two!! OMG I LOVE THE FELLOWSHIP OF THE ONION RINGS it's the best ever, I'm so glad she's continuing the story, I luv it, makes me laugh soooo hard, yeah Purplefluffychainsaw has already review for this story or the other one I think, coolies spread the word, the more the merrier!!! And I WILL eventually read your stories too, when I have time that is, HOLIDAYS IN 4 DAYS WWWWOOOOOHHHHHOOOO!!!!!!!! So expect a review!!! Hopefully a long one, so I can make YOU write a lengthy response MMMWWWAAAHHAHAHAHAHA.
Purplefluffychainsaw – I just talked/wrote about you (see above) creepy…yep trust me I've learnt my lesson (see end of chapt) yes the end is coming, but the sequel will begin!!! ALL from my imagination hehehe
LotRseer3350 – I kinda get carried away with the Luv stuff, sorry, can't help it, he's so hot when he says it though!! Leggy could so pull the Mohawk off, suits him I reckon, apparently he doesn't though…oh good, give him a kiss for me…anywhere you want!!
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HAPPY EASTER
POOR THORPEDO, I wanna cry, he has to go in the 400m in the Olympics, he a sure winner for gold!!!
I'VE UPDATED AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH
A STORY BY ANY OTHER NAME
"Lizzy, why are you looking at me like that" Sam asked. Sam hadn't been able to leave her bed because she was still so weak and Elizabeth had been sitting with her for…going on 7 hours and frankly it was starting to freak her out.
So she spoke her mind "You're freaking me out" Elizabeth smiled warmly and stood up.
"It's just, I thought we had lost you and…and you're my best friend…my sister even and I don't want to lose you" Sam looked dumbfounded. She appreciated that greatly but could miss the opportunity that just opened.
"Well ya know if we're sisters…then…you and Will are brother and sister and well, I think that is kinda illegal!" Sam laughed as Elizabeth plopped down on the bed. "What's wrong?"
"I…well…Will and I have…umm" Elizabeth couldn't seem to find the words as she buried her head in the blanket.
"Let me guess. Will found out about the Snorrington proposal and is pretending he never really cared for you but he really does and he can't bear to think of you two together and is slowly breaking down from the inside" As Sam finished out of breath when she heard a gasp, and it wasn't from Elizabeth. "DON'T EAVESDROP WILMA!!" she shouted causing Elizabeth to giggle.
"I think that's about it…well the first part anyway, you may have to ask Will about the last part!" she sighed.
"Well I would ask Will but you see, there hasn't been an open timeslot" She laughed and raised her eyebrows to Elizabeth.
"Alright, Alright, I'm going" Elizabeth got up and was about to walk out when Sam signalled her to be quite and open the door quickly. And when she did so Will came toppling into the room.
"I…uhh…tripped" He stuttered as Elizabeth helped him to his feet. There was a moment that passed between them as Elizabeth held his arm and looked into his eyes.
"OOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH KISS, KISS, KISS, KISS, KISS, KISS, KISS" Sam chanted from the bed as Will gave her a withering glance, but the moment passed and Elizabeth left.
"Thanks a lot" Will growled as he closed the door.
"You're welcome" Sam chimed as Will sat next to her on the bed "Ooohhhh are we going to have a Heart-to-Heart?"
"I dunno, but you really scared me for a while there, Rappy" Will said stroking her head.
"You haven't called me that in…12 years?" Sam said as her eyes got all teary at the memories.
"I know, that's because last time I said it in public and you pushed me off a bridge"
"Only because you trying to act all cool in front of your "mates" She made the finger quotations when she said "mates".
"What! They were my friends" Will defended.
"Yeah right, they were great mates, dobbing you in for stealing a guard's sword" Sam rolled her eyes.
"I didn't steal it" Will countered.
"Yeah right, is that why I had to bail you out?"
"You bailed me out?" Will asked shocked, she had never told him that before.
"That's right; I had to have dinner with some freak of a guard just so he would let you out" Sam shuddered "Ewwwww, do you realise the sacrifices I have made for you Will?"
"Yes" Will whispered still in shock, all these years he thought that he was only meant to spend a night in the cells, so he would know that next time it would be harsher.
"No I don't think you do" Sam said, this conversation had become very serious all of a sudden. Will looked up in her eyes and saw not the usual laughing eyes but the more serious side of Sam that no one but himself had seen before, and he knew when she was like this it usually was very serious.
"Do you remember back in England, just after Mother died?" Will nodded softly "Do you remember how you were really hungry and took that loaf of bread?" Will nodded again
"I set sail the next day" he said barely over a whisper.
"Well, the punishment for stealing is public flogging" Will looked up with a horrified expression etched on his face, but Sam still wore the same calm expression she always did.
"I…I was to be flogged?" he asked, Sam nodded wisely.
"Yes Will, you were to be flogged, but I couldn't…wouldn't let them…you were so young and full of life, so…I took your place." Will gasped "That is why I didn't sail with you Will, I was busy taking your place"
"No" Will looked at her softly, but Sam just nodded.
"Yes, I've always been there for you Will, and always will, and don't forget it" Sam took his hand and squeezed it, giving him a soft smile.
"I won't…ever" He squeezed back and returning a smile.
"Love you Billy" Sam said giving him a hug as she called him her childhood name for him.
"You to, Rappy" They embraced and smiled at each other, but Sam's held something more.
"I love you…just like Lizzy loves you" Sam saw him wince at the mention of Elizabeth. "AH HUH, I knew it"
"Knew what?" he asked with a sigh, regretting asking the question, but still happy that the serious part was over.
"You stuffed something up with Lizzy" She said a matter-of-factually.
"Really, and how would you know, pray tell?" Will narrowed his eyes at her.
"Oh I can see it, in your eyes and hers" Sam smiled softly as Will stood up, dropping her hand as he did.
"Really? Well then, if she really loves me then how come she's marrying Norrington?" Will said as he paced the room.
"Oh Will, Will, Will…how do you think we got Snoz to come and help get you? My powers of persuasion only go so far!" Sam laughed as Will gave her a confused look. "Oh Will, do you really think Liz loves him, she has and always will love…" Suddenly there was a knock on the door and Gillette walked in.
"Mr. Turner, Port Royal is on the horizon and the Governor and Commodore has requested you presence on deck" He said not once taking his eyes of Sam.
"Thankyou" Will said as he walked over and gave Sam a kiss on the cheek
"I'll talk to you soon, there is something we need to discuss" Sam said as he walked out. She noticed that Gillette still hadn't left the room. "Why are you still here?" she asked, unable to hide her irritation.
"There is another reason I came to deliver that message, for had it been any other person someone else would have delivered it" He said stepping closer.
"HUH?" she asked not understanding what he said.
Gillette sighed "I am here to see you"
"OH" Sam said not liking where this was heading.
"You do realise that when we get back to Port Royal, Sparrow will be hung" He sneered running his hand along the edge of her bed.
"It's Captain Sparrow to you" Sam snapped back.
"Who ever he is, he will be dead before he sees next Sunday, and in your best interests I insist that you choose a better, more respected suitor" He said standing at the end of her bed looking at her.
"Really and would that be you?" She said sarcastically, Gillette just laughed.
"If you insist" He said moving closer to her and reaching out to touch her face but he saw a look of shock and then a smile on her face as a strong hand grabbed his.
"Gillette! That will be quite enough. Leave this room…NOW" Commodore Norrington said pushing him towards the doorway.
"Ye…yes, yes Commodore" Gillette stuttered as he strutted fast out of the room. Norrington turned to her.
"Are you alright?" He asked with genuine concern in his voice and eyes.
"Yes" she said a little dumbfounded that Norrington had just came to her 'rescue'.
"I will make sure he does not approach you again" he said with a kind smile which she returned.
"Thankyou" Norrington started to walk back out but stopped and turned back.
"Would you like to come up on deck and see your brother's clemency ceremony?" He asked causing her mouth to drop.
"He's being granted clemency?" She squeaked and Norrington nodded. "Hang on what about me? Am I being granted clemency?"
"You've had clemency grated to you long ago" Sam looked dumbfounded again.
"I did?" Norrington nodded "How?"
"Well, the Governor had it done, just over 5 years ago now, when you saved Miss Swann from that mad man" Norrington came back over to Sam and stood down looking at her, he didn't seem to hold the same level of annoyance that he usually did for her. Maybe it was because she almost died, neither of them was sure, but there was something different between them.
"Ole' Gregory, he wasn't mad, just confused" Sam said looking up at him. He smiled back down.
"Either way, he was going to "sacrifice", as he called it, her to the gods" Norrington shook his head at the thought, but Sam just laughed.
"Yeah he's always been very religious"
"Anyway, that was the day it was granted to you. You never knew?" Norrington asked, as Sam shook her head.
"No"
"Hmmm, you should have been informed, oh well, you know now so let us join them on deck" He bent over to pick her up, but stopped. "May I?"
"Certainly! Surely you don't want me to walk?" She laughed causing Norrington to chuckle.
"No I suppose not" he said as he picked her up and cradled her in his arms. They made there way on deck were a crowd was gathered, and many of those were watching them as Norrington made his way through the crowd and over to Jack.
"Sparrow, I believe this belongs to you" He gave a warm smile to Sam as she frowned.
"Aye" Jack said, slightly confused.
"I belong to no one, Jimmy" Sam snapped light heartedly from Jack's arms. Norrington smiled back.
"Indeed" he said choosing to ignore the nickname and make his way over to the Governor.
"AGAIN WITH THE INDEED!" She screeched as Jack covered her mouth.
"Luv, best ye be quite" Jack said huskily pointing to the ceremony that had just began.
"Mmmmm I'm not sure how long I can keep quite in your arms" she murmured as Jack gave her a squeeze.
The ceremony lasted about 20 minutes, and about 15 was the Governor blabbering on about something about his childhood and acting noble in the face of danger. Sam, though, was very content in Jack's arms, just staring up at him as he watched the ceremony and occasionally down at her. But all too soon they arrived at the port and stated to unload. Jack stood with Will on the dock, still holding Sam, watching as Norrington and a few guards walked up to him. Elizabeth was no where to be seen.
"Captain Sparrow, I am regretted to inform you that your time has come. As I am bound to uphold the laws that have graced Port Royal for decades it is my duty to imprison you and see too you're hanging tomorrow morn" Norrington looked sadly at Sam's distressed face as Jack closed his eyes.
"No" Sam whispered, tears streaming down her face as she looked up into Jack's deep brown eyes.
"It's alright Sam, trust me" He whispered the last two words as the guards walked up next to him. Sam threw her arms around neck and passionately kissed him just before Will pulled her off.
"Shhhhh Rappy, calm down" Will said trying to calm Sam down, who was struggling in Will's arms as they led Jack away in irons.
"But…but he didn't even do anything, if anything he saved everyone's lives!!!" She stammered as she wiped the tears away.
"I know…" Will said as he was interrupted by Gillette walking down the gangplank.
"Well, well it would seem Sparrow's appointment has been kept after all" He laughed looking at the guards leading Jack away. Will shot daggers at him but Sam smiled sweetly.
"Gillette, come here for a second" She said huskily, indicating with her finger to come over. He stalked over to them and lent down close to her face.
"Yes, my dear?" he asked, Sam smiled sweetly at him and with a sudden motion pushed him backwards into the water. His cry made everyone to turn around, and most of them laughed at him treading water, even Norrington.
"HOW DARE YOU!" he hollered as he swam to the small ladder that hung down one side.
"Oh I did and I'd do it again, now come Master William take me home, I am quite tired after all that" she cheered as Will laughed and started to walk down the dock.
"Wait one moment Turner…s" Norrington called down the dock stopping Will in his tracks, slowly Will turned around and instead of finding an angry Commodore he found a Commodore trying to stifle his laughter.
"Yes, Sir?" Will asked uncertainly while Sam beamed at Norrington from his arms.
"Would you care to use my private quarters? They are closer and my nurse will come and help with your wounds if the need be" Norrington said, mainly to Sam.
"That would be excellent Sir, but I don't think I would feel comfortable…" Will started but Sam interrupted.
"Luckily he wasn't asking you to stay! I would be honoured Jimmy!" Sam made some sweeping hand movements almost catching Will in the head.
"Watch it" Will growled, but Sam ignored him.
"Wonderful, Jackson here will escort you" Norrington said indicating to the guard that was now running towards them.
"Coolies, bags his bed" Sam laughed as they made their way towards the mansion behind the fort. Will laughed along with her but he could see it in her eyes and in her voice, she was missing Jack terribly.
"Will?" Sam whispered from his arms, he looked down and smiled.
"Yes?"
"Take me to the cells tonight?" she begged, Will squeezed her.
"Of course" Will whispered as they climbed the stairs to the mansion.
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YOU'RE MEAN
I'm mean! Look at my hair, look what you've done *points to the black stripe*
I DIDN'T DO THAT, The Twins did, and Look what YOU DID!!! * Points to purple/blue/red/green/orange/pink hair full of so much hair spry its standing on end* I HATE HAIR SPRAY
Well I hate shoe-polish
I didn't do it *gives Leggy puppy dog eyes* I swear
You swear?
I swear!
On your vodka?
Ooohhhh that's harsh…Okay, I swear on my vodka!
Okay then; I believe you
Thankyou Leggens
Where are they anyway?
They ran off because they knew they could out run you!
Really? Well I don't think its fair they left you to get the blame…do you?
Oh no I totally agree, Time for a little payback maybe?
Most defiantly!!!
Oh how should we do it? Their hair maybe…or their clothes???
I have a better idea *Whispers in AUS's ear*
Oh that's good, mmmmm yeah that
I haven't told you it yet
But your voice is really hot…continue!!
*Continues to whisper and then they both run off and hide*
Is he there?
I don't know...AUS!
Don't call out you wanker!
What did you just call me!!
Wanker…She says it all the time
Oh, I though you had a brain spasm and started to talk gibberish
Oh now look who's talking gibberish
Shhhhh, listen?? What was that??
I dunno, but it isn't good *Cage comes flying down*
WHAT THE…?
Ooohhhh you two are soooooo gonna pay for leaving me here!!
HOLY VALAR, WHAT HAPPENED TO YOUR HEAD!!!!!
OK you are SO first!!!