Disclaimer- Lets get this straight, you all know I don't own a bloody thing….bugger…. so instead of saying all that crap I usually say I've decided to place the facts of life (no not those you perve) here.

It's possible to lead a cow upstairs...but not downstairs.

NO ONE LEAD ME DOWN STAIRS IT'S IMPOSSIBLE

~*Previously of ASBAON*~ They're HOME…oh and so many surprises

~*Final Line*~ - "Of course" Will whispered as they climbed the stairs to the mansion.

To My WONDERFUL, ALL GREAT, SUPERB, BEAUTIFUL reviewers

Candeebarz – that's alright, giddiness is the way of the future…remember that!!! And trust me; I have ideas already for the sequel of the sequel of the sequel!!!

Sweet A.K – poor, poor Faramir, or I should say Haldir!!! Are you treating them well?? Hope so…Yes Nozza is going to be nice, he has to be nice…for certain reasons that will appear sooner or later…hehehe…ooohhhh Gillette is going to be sssssssoooooo bashed all the time, wait until the next chapter!!! Ooohhhh they are worrying over you ain't that sweet!!! And yes stony faced is the right word for his face!!! Oh and if it is you guys reading this message and not her then give her this message and DON'T CHANGE IT!! I know you probably will, so I give you fair warning now.

AMANDA - *Looks around sneakily while climbing down from a tree dressed in all black clothes* hehehe Opps, didn't know that. *Throws clothes in near by bin* there we go *Elves scream in surprise but don't run away* WHAT *looks down* AHHH I forgot clothes *runs away and then comes back dressed in cowgirl outfit* There we go, all better…Hmmm Jack in uniform *starts to drool until Leggy hits me with a pillow and Drake tries to smother me with it* HEY can't a girl get any piece!!! Geeze, it seems when ever I mention Jack *leggy throws a pillow at me* HE DOES THAT!!! *Shakes off Drake who is biting my leg* AND HE DOES THAT…I don't think they like JA…him very much…oh well, LUV YOU Jack!! *Runs and hides*

Crazy Llama – I know…yuck the sadness; better get that comedy back posts-haste!!! I'll try hard this chappie though!!!

RMT – Yeah well I suck at summaries, what can I say, yeah she handled it well for the most part, but I still think she cried and awful lot BEHIND THE SCENES, Trust me I've seen Pirates, 57 times at last count, I can actually tell you which scene is which by the music and if you give me a 2 second flash of it, it's just I've altered the characters to fit my imagination, sorry if you don't like it but that's how it is. Yes I know some things Sam says is totally out of character for a whatever century person, but I wanted her to be the…basis as it were, for modern talk, or something like that. About Grammar, weeeellllll what can I say, if the computer don't see it neither do I!!! Thanks for your honest/nice critical/helpful review!

Dimonah Tralon – Ahh your review is longer I see, nice!! Yeah, she had to be sweet some time, oh that meeting will be emotional but I don't think I could do a whole chapter on it…*GASP* did some one say FLASHBACK!!!!

Evenescent Dreams – Hello there, nice of you to visit, I don't know where those damn elves are, I'll go find them you can talk to Drake ~*5 MINUTES LATER*~ I'm back…OH MY GOD DRAKE GET OFF!!! *Throws Drake off and unties you from chair* what were you doing? Beep little dee lee STOP TAKING PEOPLE'S SOLES DAMMIT!!! Are you ok, here Leggy will bandage your arm (He cut your arm for his creepy ritual, don't worry we've all been through it) Elladen will give you a massage *He sakes his head furiously but I hold a struggling Drake up and he final submits* And Elrohir take Drake to his cage please *They skip off together down the hall holding hands…and since Drake is only up to his ankle, he is kinda hopping weirdly* Oh no Notices you've passed out* Leggy give her mouth to mouth quick!! (I know you're only faking it, but I've done that heaps before too!!! I'll let you imagine the rest!!!

LotRSeer3350 – sorry, I guess I'm gonna get more reviews like that one now!! I've had two…three weeks holidays to write but I've been out doing so much stuff I've never had time!!! Sorry again, Just give Jack some rum and food and he should be quite for at least…ooohhhh…30 hours, I had to hid him from leggy once, apparently Jack put glue in his hairbrush or something, anyway I gave him that and Eventually Leggy got over it and Jack was safe!!! Yeah I though there had to be some Bro/Sis time because there hadn't been much bonding during the story, glad yous all liked it!! Oh and Rappy, well Sam's middle name is Rhapsody and well Rappy/Rhapsody you can kinda see the connection right? Yeah!!

S0rceress-0f-the-sea – OI LEG-BOY COME ERE!!! S0rceress says hello!!! Now say it back!!! No DO IT OR I'LL GET DRAKE *SIGH*Hello my dear s0rceress, it is lovely to hear from you, I'm glad you appreciate me, unlike someone I know I appreciate you!! You don't show it!! Well then I'll have to get to work on that then won't I? I'm hoping…farewell young maiden!! Excuse me I have to go and "appreciate" Legs.

LegolasGreenleafGil-Estel – Oh my…GOD, I'm kinda frightened, this is a short review, um; I think I need closure Legolas??? Damn where's that elf when you need him, I bet he's hiding, he hides from me a lot these days!!! Ooohhhh an 'Aw' I'm flattered, oh and Rappy, well Sam's middle name is Rhapsody and well Rappy/Rhapsody you can kinda see the connection right? Yeah!! YAY FOR HOLIDAYS…hehehe um I've had two…three weeks holidays to write but I've been out doing so much stuff I've never had time!!! Sorry, I should be disciplined but I hate that stuff so, anyway, GUESS WHAT, I'M READING YOUR STORY, the one with 5 girls, it's quite funny, I'll get my act together and finish it tonight and review as well!!! Well better get back and finish replying so I can finish this chapt and finish your story and review AND finish Priceless Treasure!!! Boy I gotta lot of work to do, and it's already 10:10pm!!!

I took the boys' horse-riding the other day…boy was it fun. A whole 7 hours of riding, it was great. Lucky they knew how to ride because I filled out their application forms and they were 100+ experienced, because they got some really stubborn horses, me, I got a crazy horse that kept trying to rear and buck while we were cantering…IT WAS FUN…you should try it!!! Ya know, even though they were born riding, practically, they still hurt like hell from trying to work the horses…ooohhhh I may have to give them a massage…poor me!!! ;)

~*National Rugby League*~ *COUGH, COUGH* YAY AUSTRALIA BEAT NEW ZEALAND HAHAHAHAHA IN YOUR FACE
YAYAYAYAYA SHARKS KICKED EELS BUTT!!!!!! IN GOLDEN POINT AND MICHAEL SULLIVAN SET UP A VAGANA TRY AAAAHHHHHH HE IS SOOOO HOT (Sullivan not Vagana)   

A STORY BY ANY OTHER NAME

"Here you are Sir and Milady" Jackson said opening the doors and indicating to the butler to come over, he explained to him what Norrington had said and turned back to them. "Fredrick here will look after you from now on" he said as he headed down the stairs towards the dock.

"Welcome" Fredrick said as he led them through the mansion.

"Ooooooohhhhhhh classy!" Sam squealed in Will's arms as they followed Fredrick. "Hey Freddy! Where are we staying?"

"In the west wing" He replied, slightly annoyed at the use of his name.

"Ohhhhhhh the west wing ey? And where does Jimmy stay" Sam asked innocently as they continued down the LONG hallway.

"Who is Jimmy?" He asked looking oddly over his shoulder at the two.

"Why, Nor…Commodore Norrington of course, he has decided to be called by his given name of Jimmy" Sam said nodding innocently from Will's arms, Will just shook his head.

"Indeed" He smiled as he opened a door to their right.

"What's with everyone saying indeed all the time?" Sam asked softly irritated by the word.

"This is your room. If you need anything at all, please do not hesitate to call. A nurse will be with you soon" Fredrick stated as he left the two in peace. The room was very big and had a large bed covered in soft cotton in the middle; to one side of the room there was a lounge and a few chairs and to the other there was a dressing table and a closet. A large window that over looked the ocean was open and on the small balcony was a soft chair and table.

"This is nice" Sam said as Will lay her on the bed.

"Yes, it is very nice of The Commodore to allow you to stay here" Will said as he walked to the window.

"You're allowed to stay too" Sam said from the bed as the nurse walked in.

"Not at the moment he's not" she said walking over to Sam, Will turned around and noticed the determined look on the women's face.

"I'll be back soon" He said leaving the nurse to do her work.

"Hello, my name is Samantha Turner, please call me Sam though. And you are?" Sam said studying the nurse. She was small and strong; she had soft curly brown hair that was held back in a tight bun. She wore a white apron and a pale blue dress underneath it. Her face was soft with small lines of aging only now starting to appear around her hard blue eyes.

"You'll do well to sit still" She ordered in a harsh tone. "I can't see to your wounds if are distracting me with questions"

Sam looked shocked "Don't bite my head off, I was just being nice. But I suppose you wouldn't know what being nice is all about, would you" Sam spat, the nurse looked shocked at her out burst. Women usually just did what they were told and didn't talk back.

"Excuse me" The nurse said backing away from the bed.

"Just because you've had a bad day that is no reason to come in here and verbally attack me when all I did was ask you your name. Why don't you just take a breather and relax for a moment. Trust me anything you've been through, I can triple it" Sam stated from the bed, silencing the nurse with a hard look. The nurse looked down at her feet and then looked back.

"Apologises, madam, my name is Ariana James. Please now let me attend your wounds" Ariana smiled softly in an apologetic manner.

"Thankyou Ariana" Sam said lying down and letting her attend her wounds.

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Will sat outside of the house watching the ocean. He didn't even see Norrington until he was standing next to him.

"Mr Turner, I assume that Miss Turner is being treated"

"Mmmmm" Will replied, watching the ocean currents that pulled the small flock of seagulls slightly to the left.

"Something on your mind, Turner?" Norrington asked, trying his best to sound friendly, Will looked up into the face of his opposition, he knew he couldn't tell him what was really wrong in his heart.

"Sparrow" he answered leaning back against the pillar, Norrington nodded.

"He will be hung tomorrow morn." Norrington sighed, knowing that it was his job to hang the pirate that had, somehow, attached himself to all those involved and made such an impact on their lives so that they could never be the same again.

"I know, but, I just find it hard to believe that…to hang a man who saved all of our lives…it just seems so…wrong" Will said looking into the darkened face of Norrington (because it's night…duh)

"Yes, but Law is Law and I cannot change a hundred year law to save a pirate who will just use that escape route to continue to do dastardly deeds and risk the lives of those he attacks. I am sorry, but it will have to be done" Norrington turned and stepped in the door.

"And don't you try and make any hair brained schemes and escape attempts, there will be guards all around the fort, so he doesn't escape" and with that he left. Will sat back with a sly smile on his face as he looked at the moon.

"I Wouldn't dream of it"

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"♪Cheese and chicken and relished peas, spiced beef and pork stew…I can smell some food, smell some food, and I wanna eat some too♪" Sam sang from her bed as Norrington knocked at the door. "Coooooommmmmmmmeeeeeeee iiiiiiiiiiinnnnnnnnn" 

"Misssssss…" Norrington came into the room and then quickly turned around, coughing as he did so.

Confused by his actions, Sam asked from the bed. "What's wrong?"

"You're…umm…bed clothes" he said trying to indicate but failing miserably. Sam looked down and noticed that her bed clothes were still sitting next to her, Ariana had to remove them to dress her wound.

"Hehehe…opps, sorry about that" Sam said shrugging her nightgown over her shoulders "You can turn around now"

Norrington turned around slowly making sure she wasn't trying to trick him some how, once he was sure he walked over to the side of her bed and smiled.

"Are you feeling better?" He asked eyeing her wound. 'Hmmm, not bad, nice muscular structure…OH what am I saying' Norrington shook the though out of his head.

"I'm fine, much better now that Ariana fixed my wound. Are you alright?" Sam asked raising an eyebrow at Norrington's weird behaviour. 'Nutcase, though he is becoming a nicer, he is a nutcase all the same'

"Yes, I was talking to your brother, just now" Norrington said sitting in a chair across from her.

"What about?" Sam probed, she had a feeling that it wasn't what Will really wanted to discuss but she had a sinking feeling that it was exactly what she DIDN'T want to discuss.

"Sparrow, actually. Just some views about tomorrow" Norrington said noting the depressed look that over came her at them mention of tomorrow. 'She's quite beautiful in her own way…Not again' Norrington shook his head again trying to rid these thoughts from his brain.

"Do you have water in your ears?" Sam asked looking at Norrington with a confused look. 'He's crazy'

"No" Norrington said slightly shocked that she had noticed him shaking his head.

"Well, you look crazy, so I suggest if you are going to shake anything, shake hands, because every time you shake your head your wig slides around. At the moment it's sideways if you haven't noticed." Sam laughed as Norrington straightened his wig up.

"Thankyou, it's just I've been thinking strange things and I'm confused about them" Norrington confessed slightly, looking down. 'She has a beautiful laugh'

"Uh huh, Um Jimmy, my face is up here" Sam said pointing to her face, as Norrington's eyes had slipped from her face and were now focused on other parts of her, to say the least. 'Uh oh not good'

"Oh, my goodness, I do apologise. I must be off now. Good night Miss Turner" Norrington said making for the doorway, when he heard Sam's voice huskily behind him

"You may call me Sam" She teased as he fled the room. 'Imagine what Jack would think!!...oh Jack!!"

"SEND MY BROTHER UP PLEASE" She hollered from her bed, hoping that someone heard her. Sure enough 2 minutes later, Will came bursting into the room.

"What did you do?" Will accused, pointing at Sam who just looked shocked.

"Me? I did nothing! I was just sitting here…hang on, what do you mean?" Sam looked at Will with a questioning look.

"The commodore, he came bursting past mumbling something about, crazy thoughts and you" As Will explained Sam's smile grew bigger and bigger.

"That wasn't me, he was going crazy, I mean, one minute he is all fine and dandy the next he is shaking is head like he has water in his ears and looking at my chest. Now you tell me who's to blame" Sam said pointing at Will, who had nothing to say in return. "Now, please, can you take me to see Jack?" She pleaded.

"Of course" Will said with a soft smile as he picked her up. After he made sure that she was rugged up in enough coats to make a bear sweat, they made their way out the front door and towards the prison. Will looked down with a cheeky smile.

"So, Norrington was looking at you like…" Will started to tease her, but she bit his shoulder as soon as he started.

"Shut up, I can't help being beautiful" Sam tease back as they made their way down the quite street.

"Yeah right, you beautiful" Will scoffed.

"Oh shut up…Eunuch" Sam smiled devilishly at Will's shocked face at the use of Jack's nickname for him.

"What?" He asked shocked, as he stopped and stared at Sam's smiling face as she wiggled around and retreated under the coats.

"Nothing" she said innocently from inside her cocoon of coats.

"If you called me a Eunuch then I'm going to leave you on the side of the road" Will threatened.

"You wouldn't" Sam scoffed from under a red coat.

"Oh I would" Will threatened once more, sounding even more determined.

"Yeah you are right you probably would" Sam nodded coming out from behind the coats.

"That's right and you'll do well to remember that" Will said as he started walking again.

"I remember everything…sometimes" Sam laughed as they entered the prison.

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Sorry, it's really short, but it's better than nothing I suppose!!!

MY DEAR FRIENDS

It has come to my attention that FFN will now no longer allow me to talk to my boys *CRIES* BUT I WANNA!!!!!!!!!

I'm sorry there can be no more humour from the boys, even though they really wanna talk to you.

I don't

SHHHHH YOU CAN'T TALK

Can I?

NO…hehehe opps.

Here is the rule

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NOW THAT IS WACK

So unfortunately unless some miracle happens, my boys will only appear occasionally, YES THAT'S RIGHT PEOPLE REBEL!!!!!!!!!!!

I CANNOT SILENCE THE YOUTHFUL MINDS OF THOSE AT WORK BEHIND MY STORIES………I don't know what that means but YEAH!!!!

As I cannot write what I really think here…because of youngens reading this, and the fear of losing my story…I will put it plainly…IT SUCKS IT SUCKS IT SUCKS IT SUCKS IT SUCKS IT SUCKS IT SUCKS IT SUCKS IT SUCKS IT SUCKS IT SUCKS IT SUCKS IT SUCKS IT SUCKS IT SUCKS IT SUCKS IT SUCKS IT SUCKS IT SUCKS IT SUCKS IT SUCKS IT SUCKS IT SUCKS IT SUCKS IT SUCKS IT SUCKS IT SUCKS IT SUCKS IT SUCKS IT SUCKS IT SUCKS IT SUCKS IT SUCKS IT SUCKS IT SUCKS IT SUCKS IT SUCKS IT SUCKS IT SUCKS IT SUCKS IT SUCKS IT SUCKS IT SUCKS IT SUCKS IT SUCKS IT SUCKS IT SUCKS IT SUCKS IT SUCKS IT SUCKS IT SUCKS IT SUCKS IT SUCKS IT SUCKS IT SUCKS IT SUCKS IT SUCKS IT SUCKS IT SUCKS IT SUCKS IT SUCKS IT SUCKS IT SUCKS IT SUCKS IT SUCKS IT SUCKS IT SUCKS IT SUCKS IT SUCKS IT SUCKS IT SUCKS IT SUCKS IT SUCKS IT SUCKS IT SUCKS IT SUCKS IT SUCKS IT SUCKS IT SUCKS IT SUCKS IT SUCKS IT SUCKS IT SUCKS IT SUCKS IT SUCKS IT SUCKS IT SUCKS IT SUCKS IT SUCKS IT SUCKS IT SUCKS IT SUCKS IT SUCKS IT SUCKS IT SUCKS IT SUCKS IT SUCKS IT SUCKS IT SUCKS IT SUCKS IT SUCKS IT SUCKS IT SUCKS IT SUCKS IT SUCKS IT SUCKS IT SUCKS IT SUCKS IT SUCKS IT SUCKS IT SUCKS IT SUCKS IT SUCKS IT SUCKS IT SUCKS IT SUCKS IT SUCKS IT SUCKS IT SUCKS IT SUCKS IT SUCKS IT SUCKS IT SUCKS IT SUCKS IT SUCKS IT SUCKS IT SUCKS IT SUCKS IT SUCKS IT SUCKS IT SUCKS IT SUCKS IT SUCKS IT SUCKS IT SUCKS IT SUCKS IT SUCKS IT SUCKS IT SUCKS IT SUCKS IT SUCKS IT SUCKS IT SUCKS IT SUCKS IT SUCKS IT SUCKS IT SUCKS IT SUCKS IT SUCKS IT SUCKS IT SUCKS IT SUCKS IT SUCKS IT SUCKS IT SUCKS IT SUCKS IT SUCKS IT SUCKS IT SUCKS IT SUCKS IT SUCKS IT SUCKS IT SUCKS IT SUCKS IT SUCKS IT SUCKS IT SUCKS IT SUCKS IT SUCKS IT SUCKS IT SUCKS IT SUCKS IT SUCKS IT SUCKS IT SUCKS IT SUCKS IT SUCKS IT SUCKS IT SUCKS IT SUCKS IT SUCKS IT SUCKS IT SUCKS IT SUCKS IT SUCKS IT SUCKS IT SUCKS IT SUCKS IT SUCKS IT SUCKS IT SUCKS IT SUCKS IT SUCKS IT SUCKS IT SUCKS IT SUCKS IT SUCKS IT SUCKS IT SUCKS IT SUCKS IT SUCKS IT SUCKS IT SUCKS IT SUCKS IT SUCKS IT SUCKS IT SUCKS IT SUCKS IT SUCKS IT SUCKS IT SUCKS IT SUCKS IT SUCKS IT SUCKS IT SUCKS IT SUCKS IT SUCKS IT SUCKS IT SUCKS IT SUCKS IT SUCKS IT SUCKS IT SUCKS IT SUCKS IT SUCKS IT SUCKS IT SUCKS IT SUCKS IT SUCKS IT SUCKS IT SUCKS IT SUCKS IT SUCKS IT SUCKS IT SUCKS IT SUCKS IT SUCKS IT SUCKS IT SUCKS IT SUCKS IT SUCKS IT SUCKS IT SUCKS IT SUCKS IT SUCKS IT SUCKS IT SUCKS IT SUCKS IT SUCKS

And this A/N will appear at the end of each chapter until the rule is lightened, I WANNA TALK TO THEM.

So here is a final word from them all.

Goodbye dear reviewers, I am sorry you can't hear of our insane conversations anymore, Farewell. Legolas

Farewell Dear people, with all my heart I wish we could continue to speak, but alas, it cannot be. With love. Elladen

REVIEWERS FROM DISTANT LANDS …whatever they said…and as Aus says…TOODLE-OO. Elrohir

Greep little freep fee diddle, lade dee lade dah, doodle hum duddle dee. Drake

He says "Die all of you and give me your spirits" but remember he is evil and it's his way of expressing his feelings!!!