Jin: Er, Grampa...
Heihachi: What is it, Jin?
Jin: Where's the bathroom??
Nina: I think it's over there *pointing at a certain door*
Anna: Sure, she'd know. She's probably been sleeping with old Hachi for years.*grinning at Nina in a fiendish manner*
Nina: Fucking whorebitchwench! I'll kill you! *Grabs Anna's throat*
Everybody: *staring at Nina in terror, with the exception of Jin, who hid in the bathroom*
Jin: Ha, I'll be safe here.
Mysterious voice: That's what you think! *makes a maniacal monkey giggle*Whoomyuhauwuffooo!!!
Jin: Somebody's gone bananas big time. *sits on the toilet seat*
Nina: What? No, you don't thin I would have?!
Anna: *Frees herself of Nina's hands* Run for your lives! Nina is aAssassin, not to mention a raper! She'll kill and rape us all!
Everybody except Nina: *run into the kitchen and Heihachi locks the door*
Eddy: I think we're safe now.
Bruce: A question.
Heihachi: What?
Law: Where's Kazzy-boy?
Kazyua: *Pounding on the kitchen door* You fucking bastards! Open up already! Nina's gonna kill and rape me!
Heihachi: How will we KNOW you are really Kazuya?
Bryan: Yeah, how? Give a flash and maybe someone'll recognize you. (Snake Edge: Sigh...sometimes I feel like she's doing this on purpose...)
Kazyua: Bryan, unlike SOMEONE we both know, I am not gay, and I sure as hell ain't gonna start stripping here!
Xiaoyu: *looking at Bryan* You're gay?!
Bryan: I'd rather not discuss it...(SE: see what I mean?)
Everybody: *stare at Bryan with big, big, BIG anime eyes*
Bryan: Oh, all right! I'm bi! You fucking happy now?!?
Christie: Very.
Kazuya: Hey, What about me? AAAAAGH!!! *Voice trails off *
~After an hour of exceptionally shocked and unnerving silence~
Paul: I think he kicked the bucket.
Baek: Oh, but I wanted to shag him...
Everybody: *Looking at Baek funny*
Baek: Uh... What I MEANT to say was...
Let's go and check on Jin, who's in the bathroom, reading the Princess-magazine (a little girls' magazine)
Jin: Trallallallalaaaaaaaaaaaaa...
Toilet Seat: *trembling*
Jin: Thissssssss feelsssssssss goodddddddd!!!
Toilet Seat: *blows up with a big ass BOOOM*
Jin: *flies high in the air* Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!(Dreamslayer: What a way to go!^_^)
Then we'll get back to the kitchen...
Michelle: Hey everybody! Look at what I found!*waving a matchbox around*
Xiaoyu: *Turns around, excited* Is it a dildo??
King: It looks like a perfectly normal matchbox to me.
Anna: Morons! It is a perfectly normal matchbox!!
Lee: What do you knowt?!
Anna: How dare you?!*raises her hand into slap position*
Lee: *Grabs anna by her hand and takes one of her gloves off* I got it! I got it! *Throws the glove towards the window*
Bruce: You idiotic rum barrel! The window's closed!.
Lee: Oopsie! *blushes*
Christie: *Opens the window and throws anna's glove outside*
Anna: Eeekh! My glove! My beautiful, horribly expensive glove is somewhere out there for every Kuma to rape! (SE: Hey, don't look at me, it's Dreamslayer who wrote it)
Everybody: *Laughing at Anna*
Anna: How dare you laugh at me, you incompetent idiots? *strodes her nose up towards the kitchen door and bumbs into it* Ouch! Okay, who put that in there? I think I broke my nose and that's all your fault!! *opens the door and slams it shut*
Everybody: *go to the window and look out to see Anna*
Anna: Here, glove, glove, glove! Heeere glove, glove, glove!
Paul: She's completely and utterly nuts! I always knew brunettes were weird.
Law: And I always knew blonds were stupid.
Paul: That's the spirit, Law old boy! *hugs Law*
Hwoarang: You guys are boring me. *shoots a small rock with his slingshot at an unknown target*
Small rock: *hits the lamp, which explodes*
Heihachi: Great, Mick(Hworang) Just great! Now we'll have to sit around here in the dark!
Michelle: *sobbing in a corner for some reason, striking matches* A bottle o' Vodka, *Match blows out* *lights another one* A bottle o' Vodka, *Match blows out* *lights yet another one* A bottle o' Vodka…*Match blows out*..Ganryu...Oh, Shit Ganryu!! *the match burns her fingers*
Outside.
Anna: *Hopping around in the bushes, looking for her glove*
The Killer: Come closer, come closer *hiding in a bush* Hello, what's this now?*picks up Anna's glove and sniffs it*
Anna: *notices the Killer with her glove* Oh, thank you, young man *takes her glove and sees the scythe in The Killer's hand* Help! *Takes off running, but her dress gets caught into a branch of a nearby tree and rips*
The Killer: O_O Free porn!
Anna: *looks at her ruined dress in shock and starts to panick*Aieeeeeeeeeeeeeh!
The Killer: *Covers his ears* OMG!
2 hours later.
Anna: *still screaming*
The Killer: *gets annoyed* Shut the fuck up you fucking cow!
Anna: *Looks at The Killer, shocked and sticks out her tongue* Go to hell! *starts walking away*
The Killer: *shrugs, throws his scythe over his shoulder. The scythe hits Anna* Wow! I killer 'er! I killed 'er! *jumps in joy*
Anna: *gets up* Bleh! You missed me! *falls into an underground pit, breaking her neck*
The Killer: Well, I almost killed 'er. *sighs, goes back into the woods*
A couple more of hours later
King: It's been extraordinarily quiet for the past few hours
Christie: *stomach rumbles* Sorry.
Lee: I don't know about you guys, but I've had enough of hiding inside with a bunch of unintelligent people. I'm going out!
Bryan: Lee, I'll come with you.
Paul: Dressed like that?
Bryan: What's wrong with a red fluffy sweater, white, admittely overbaggy pants with red spots on them, fluffy red mittens and yellow fluffy hat? (Snake Edge: Awww... She made him dress up like Seung Ho. ^_^)
Xiaoyu: nothing (hehe) Ab -absolutely no -nothing! Hehehehe!
Heihachi: Well, everybody, we might as well go and take a little walk around the building, since there doesn't appear to be anyone too bloodthirsty around.