Disclaimer- Lets get this straight, you all know I don't own a bloody thing….bugger…. so instead of saying all that crap I usually say I've decided to place the facts of life (no not those you perve) here.
It's physically impossible for you to lick your elbow
Previously of ASBAON Sam gets all fixed up, Norrington is acting odd, on the way to see Jack
Final Line - "I remember everything…sometimes" Sam laughed as they entered the prison.
To My WONDERFUL, ALL GREAT, SUPERB, BEAUTIFUL reviewers
Misspresh – Thankyou, yes there will be a sequel, I couldn't keep this crazy character under wraps for long, and she'd probably try and kill me ;)
Candeebarz – See I agree with you, they weren't that bad, and I had fun telling you all about what crazy stuff happens here, psst they all say hi by the way except Drake who wants to eat you, but he's evil so you can forgive him!!
Sweet A.K – yeah Nozza is going good, he has to for what I have planned…shifty eyes…hehehe hmmm brain freeze huh, that sounds fun, yeah Faramir sounds real smart, pity bout these elves, they just seem to get blonder or something, don't they?? So is Haldir Jealous/protective/possessive or just plain doesn't like you, if it's that last one…well I don't know why because you seem really nice to me!!
Amanda – wow you think I'm that good, JEBUS I'm blushing, I'd love to see my works in a book store, and I'd love to see money even more!!! I don't know where I got that tune from…OH WAIT I do, it was on a commercial and then I started to sing it everywhere and soon people started to hurt me when I started to sing it so I decided it would be a great weapon…whoa déjà vu…sorry but I felt like I had written that before!!
Dimonah Tralon – me…a teacher…yes that would be good because soo I could spread my evil seed and create armies and take over the world MMMWWWAAAHHAHAHAHAHA…sorry seems George came back for a second, seems I need more suger!! Yeah that rule SUX, I don't think they can stop me from replying to reviews…other wise Drake will be going on a mail trip!!!
LotRseer3350 – I have passed on the message and all I got from it were "HI" and "DIE" (from Drake) and Leg said "See if I care" he's in a bad mood today, Drake tried to bite off the pointy tip of his ear while he was sleeping, poor Drake had to get some tiny stitches in his nose…hehehe he looks like a mini-footy player now!! GIVE Jack A KISS FOR ME!!!
Purplefluffychainsaw – 'Ello, 'Ello, you're (as referred to by LegolasGreenleafGil-Estel) the crazy one right?!? HI, CRAZY = FUN!!! The boys all say hi to you and bye except for Drake sigh he said "Dreep lot fiddle fee pilly ree" which I think means, "Give me your spirit or I eat elf boys" HEY DON'T DO THAT!!!! Drake just bit Elladen's finger…Sigh what will I do with you?? Oh well better get that first-aid box out again.
LegolasGreenleafGil-Estel - SHOCKED AHHHH I'm scared a short review sits in corner and shakes uncontrollably what's going on?? Soon Drake will be acting nice and Leggy will be sweet to me and Elrohir will be smart and Elladen…well I don't know about him…he's odd is hit with shoe I know now, he'll stop chucking things at me!!...ok I'm in control now…REALLY I live on NRL, my fav team played tonight, the Sharks, and they won!!! And my fav player, MICHAEL SULLIVAN, was really great and hot too!!! I love horse riding!! Its soooo much fun, especially when you go jumping or gallop, that's the best!!! The boy's all say…hehehe…THEY LOVE YOU VERY MUCH!!! is tackled and hit with random objects and bitten hehehe at least I said it!!!
Zeldagrl436 – YAY STRIKE, STRIKE, STRIKE, STRIKE, STRIKE, STRIKE, STRIKE, STRIKE, STRIKE!!! Obsessions are healthy don't worry!!!
Arsinoe Selene – I know I love talking to them at the end of the chapters too; I mean it's not hurting anyone is it!?! So what's the problem?? Are they secretly forming an organisation to take over the world…well I think Drake is but I don't think the elves have it in them is hit with shoes and books ok so maybe they do!!
Serena the goddess – thanks and I did, don't worry about that!! Writer's block in all gone, I think the story needed a twist, gives it body!!
Butterscotchwarrior – what sucks?? I didn't mean my story if you think it that way…did that even make sense?? Anyway, I blame FFN for it…what ever IT was…I need to go to bed!!
I CAN'T BELIEVE THEY CLOSED DOWN WONDERLAND!!!!!
OH MY GAWD PEOPLE…THIS IS THE LAST CHAPTER!!!! screams of NOOOO are heard that's right, expect for the epilogue but still this will be the last chapter of ASBAON!!! The CD by Evanescence: Fallen, gave me much of the inspiration for the mood/atmosphere in this chapter, (except for the flashback parts anyway) so if you wanna get the right feel listen to that CD and the tracks 3 and up.
A STORY BY ANY OTHER NAME
Sam stood next to Elizabeth as the crowd before them murmured as they watched the official making his way towards the gallows. Gov. Swann turned to the girls with a sad look.
"I do wish you would have taken the chance to sing" He sighed looking at the girls.
"Why, I can't sing…" Sam started but was cut off by Elizabeth.
"Nonsense, I have heard you sing many times"
"…I wouldn't sing here, not now, not ever, even if the Queen herself was here witnessing this. I would more likely throw rotten eggs at her than sit by and watch as a gracious and heroic man is hanged." Sam said as she tried to walk away, but Ariana pulled her back.
"Miss, please stay here, remember you cannot walk without your crutches" she pleaded as Sam reluctantly stood where she was holding her crutches to her sides, she had refused to use that stupid device they called a wheel-chair and use these crutches as a way of at least keeping her dignity.
"Jack Sparrow, be it known that you have…" The official started to read the proclamation which meant the time was soon near. Sam looked at Jack and noticed that he was mouthing words.
"Captain, Captain Jack Sparrow" Sam said reading his lips as Jack looked up and caught her eyes, they held eye contact while he continued to read.
"…for your wilful commission of crimes against the crown. Said crimes being numerous in quantity and sinister in nature, the most egregious of these to be cited herewith – piracy, smuggling…" Slowly the words started to disappear as Sam remembered what had happened the night before.
FLASHBACK
Will entered the prison with Sam in his arms only to be stopped by a guard.
"Sorry, sir, you cannot go in there." The guard said stepping in front of Will as Sam spoke up.
"Get out of our way, Goofy, otherwise I'll send my blood-thirsty hounds on you…besides we have Jimmy's…Commodore Norrington's permission" but the guard still didn't budge.
"I'm sorry but unless I see some proof of that I cannot let you in." Sam sighed and said.
"Proof, proof you want proof, you can't handle the proof. But if you want me to kick your arse then I would be very happy to oblige"
The guard looked at her and sneered "you don't seem to be in a position to hold that kind of threat" suddenly a stern voice from behind spoke up.
"MR THOMSON, I suggest you let these two through unless you would like to be back guarding the stables" Norrington said as he stepped up to the young man who lowered his eyes and moved out of the way of the Commodore.
"Turner" he said with a nod looking at Will, he turned to Sam and gave a soft smile "Sam…about before…" he started, looking slightly uneasy, but Sam waved it off.
"Don't worry about it, I realise I am remarkable beautiful and it is hard for most to not be attracted to me" she laughed.
"Yes, well, you are here to see Sparrow, I presume" Norrington said nodding towards the stairs.
"No, were here on our nightly walk around the prisons. It's a time honoured tradition to go into them and make fun of those that are locked up" Sam said sarcastically.
"Ind…" Norrington started with a sly smile before Sam cut him off.
"BLAH, don't say it, or I will find you while you sleep and do evil things to your wig!" She said pointing a finger at him.
"Very well then, follow me" Norrington said with a smile as he started down the stairs. They followed him through the dark and dingy place that was lit softly with some torches on the wall and the moonlight. They came to the end cell where Jack was looking out of the small window at the moon.
"SPARROW" Norrington said loudly, causing Jack to sigh 'Captain Sparrow' and turn around slowly. "You have some visitors" Jack looked up and his eyes brightened as he was Will and Sam next to Norrington.
"Sam!" he exclaimed coming towards the cell door.
"'Ello luva" Sam smiled from Will's arms. "Jimmy could you open the door? Please" Sam asked batting her eyelashes at him and giving him puppy-dog eyes.
"Fine, as long as you don't try and escape, Sparrow" He said opening the cell door; Jack was so preoccupied that he didn't even bother to correct him on the captain part. As soon as Will stepped close to the door, Jack grabbed Sam out of his arms and hugged her tight, kissing her strongly until Will and Norrington both coughed loudly.
"I'm so glad ye came" Jack whispered huskily setting her down on the small brick seat and she took his hand in hers and kissed it softly.
"I wouldn't have let you sit here all alone, tonight of all nights" Sam whispered looking into his eyes. Behind the Norrington locked the door and told Will to call out when they wanted to go and that they weren't to stay longer than 2 hours before he made his way up the stairs. Will took a seat on the ground near Sam's feet as Jack stood up and started to pace.
"I know how you feel Jack" Sam said softly watching as Jack turned to her with disbelief.
"Ye know what it's like to not know whether ye gonna see next week?" he snapped unintentionally. Sam looked hard at him.
"Yes I do know, you might find that hard to believe but I do" Sam said staring him down as Will touched her hand.
"Another secret I don't know" He smiled softly at her causing Sam to smile.
(A/N: just so you know, I've decided to make it so that Will and Sam came to Port Royal when they were 12 and 13)
"Yeah, you know for my brother you don't know a lot about me! Well when I was 15, I was with some friends down at the market and we spotted some of these guards that who had been harassing us the night before, so we decided to leave. But they spotted us and followed us and cornered us in some alley. It was 3 on 5 and they were outnumbered at first but 3 of our friends ran off leaving the 3 guards and 2 of us. Well they weren't going to let us leave so they started to advance on us. I managed to knock on out and hurt the other enough that he ran off but the other one was all over my friend so I…" Sam looked around to see if there were any guards around before continuing "…I grabbed the unconscious guards sword and stabbed the guy in the arm so he would let go of her, I thought it might have just gone through his shoulder but as he jerked upwards it drove it's self downwards and went through his heart. We got out of there and ran home, she was alright, very shaken though, and stayed at mine…"
"Where was I?" Will asked.
"You were with Mr Brown on an errand out of town, remember?, anyway the next day the other guard that had gotten away had found his friend just before he had died, heard what happened, came up with a story and managed to convince everyone that I had killed him purposely. They arrested me and Amy saying that we had planned to undermine the whole bloody navy and we were starting by picking off the guards and then we were going to kill the Commodore, the old one, and that was total crap, it was self-defence. We were placed in the cells for 2 days before our hanging, well my hanging and Amy's flogging and the guards were still harassing us, but through the bars. On our last day the guard that accused us was down their gloating about how we just should have let them have their way with us and this whole mess could have been avoided…unfortunate for him, Jimmy had accompanied a priest to my cell, you know so I could be cleansed of my sins and that, and had heard the whole thing. Needless to say we got out of there and he was kicked out of the navy and exiled from Port Royal for lying to the Courts and that. So I know what it feels like. We're very similar, you and I" Sam said to Jack who was leaning against the bars staring at her in disbelief.
"Wow, I didn't know that. Ye sure have been though a lot, 'aven't ye luv?" Jack said coming over and looking down into her eyes.
"More than you could imagine. But we're not here to talk about me, as much as I like it, we're here to talk about you" Sam said with a beaming smile causing Jack to smile back, the moonlight making his gold teeth shine.
"Bout tomorrow, we…well actually I should say I…" Sam started but was interrupted by Will.
"Hey, I helped just as much as you did" He protested but Sam just waved him off.
"You just keep telling yourself that, Wilma, anyway…" Sam proceeded to tell Jack about their master plan, and how that no matter what happens he should get way because it was his life that was on the line. As soon as the last word was spoken a guard came down.
"Turners, times up" he said unlocking the door before making his way back to the stairs and waiting patently for them.
"Remember, don't let on about what we said" Will hissed as he stood by the door. Jack picked Sam up, who was crying, Will was unsure of whether they were real of just an act.
"Jack" she sobbed into his shirt as Jack softly stroked her hair.
"Don' worry, my luv. We'll be together again. In life or death, I swear by it" he said kissing the top of her head. They shared a soft secret whispered conversation, which was very intense before Sam buried her head in his shirt again.
"I will Sing for you, which is very rare, on the hill overlooking the ocean" Sam said although it was slightly muffled by his shirt.
"It won't be that never ending song, will it?" He asked laughing softly, causing Sam to look up through teary eyes and smile.
"No, a special song, I wrote, just for you" and with that they kissed, long, hard and passionately until the guard practically dragged her out.
"I LOVE YOU" She yelled as Will carried her up the stairs, Jack had his head up against the bars, watching them ascend the stairs.
"You too my luv, always and forever"
REAL-TIME
"…impersonating an officer of the Spanish Royal Navy, impersonating a cleric of the Church of England, sailing under false colours, arson, kidnapping, looting, poaching, brigandage, pilfering, depravity, depredation, and general lawlessness. And for these crimes you have been sentenced to be, on this day, hung by the neck until dead. May God have mercy on your soul!"
"They left out ruggedly handsome, brave, funny…" Sam said into Elizabeth's ear as Will walked towards them.
"Governor Swann. Commodore. Sam…Elizabeth. I should have told you every day from the moment I met you. I love you." Will admitted causing Sam to smile and nudge Elizabeth. Will turned to Sam and gave her a quick look before heading into the crowd. Norrington saw the quick exchange and started to call for the guards but Elizabeth acted quickly.
"I can't breathe." She said falling backwards as the drums sounded. The commodore and Gov. rushed over to help her as Sam watched the proceedings. Will struggled through the crowd, pushing people out of his way.
"MOVE!" HE hollered as he threw his sword at the gallows just as Jack dropped. Sam's scream held in her thought, even through she knew what was happening she couldn't hold back, but just as planned, Jack's feet landed on the sword and he was safe…for now. Will ran up the steps and started to fight the hangman while Jack just dangled there. Sam made her way towards their meeting place, unknown to Ariana, who was currently helping with Elizabeth, even though Elizabeth was now standing and trying to brush off her father and Ariana. Norrington was rallying his guards and chasing after them. Will and Jack were now using the rope as a weapon.
Ahh rope, it is underestimated as a weapon, but really it is a very good weapon, as long as it's thick and heavy. You can knock people out with it and lash out with it like a whip and trip people and tie them up once they are down. I think people should use it more, sure you can use swords or guns or even bow and arrows, but who can truly master a rope…SORRY I got off track then, now where was I…Ahh yes…
Suddenly as it began it stopped. Will and Jack were now surrounded and clearly out numbered. Norrington, Gov. Swann, Elizabeth and Sam walked over to them.
"I thought we might have to endure some manner of ill-conceived escape attempt but not from you."
"Hey it wasn't ill-conceived, it was really good" Sam protested hobbling out next to Will.
"On our return to Port Royal, I granted you clemency. And this is how you thank me? By throwing in your lot with him? He's a pirate!" Gov. Swann said, astounded that Will had done such a thing.
"And a good man." Will said.
"And hot, and brave, and sexy, and handsome and loving and strong and hot and sexy and handsome and…" Sam said watching Norrington roll his eyes as Jack pointed at himself and said softly to the guards around him. "That's me" but he was ignored by most.
"That'll be enough Miss Turner" Norrington sighed as Will continued.
"If all we have achieved here is that the hangman will earn three pairs of boots instead of one, so be it. At least our consciences will be clear."
"You forget your place, Turner." Norrington said.
"Its right here…between you and Jack" Will said lifting his head proudly.
"As is mine." Elizabeth said stepping forward.
"If you haven't figured it out already then you're pretty daft" Sam said pointing a crutch at Norrington.
"Lower your weapons. For goodness' sake put them down!" Gov. Swann squealed/yelled as the guards lowered their weapons.
"So this is where your heart truly lies, then?" Norrington said, slightly downhearted.
"It is." She said softly, trying not to hurt Norrington anymore than necessary.
"Well! I'm actually feeling rather good about this, I think we've all arrived at a very special place, eh? Spiritually…Ecumenically…Grammatically?" Jack said getting right in Gov. Swann's face, who cringed and tried to back away. He then turned to Norrington and said
"I want you to know that I was rooting for you, mate. Know that. Elizabeth …it would never have worked between us, darling. I'm sorry. Will …nice hat…Sam, Luv…" He said walking towards her and held her close and whispered softly "Always and forever" to which Sam replied "Always and forever" As Jack pulled her in for a passionate kiss that didn't end until Will poked his shoulder. Jack backed away with a sly, yet secret smile. "Friends! This is the day that you will always remember as the day that…" Jack stopped suddenly as he fell backwards over edge of the battlement.
"Idiot. He has nowhere to go but back to the noose." Gillette sneered, looking at the water.
"YOU" Sam screamed and started to hit Gillette with a crutch until Norrington pulled her off. Gillette limped away holding his bloody head in his hands muttering some curses at her.
"Did you really need to do that?" Norrington asked, as Sam smiled sweetly.
"He was asking for it" she said and made her way over to the edge of the battlement just in time to see the Black Pearl start to sail off into the distance. Beside her she could hear Will and Elizabeth.
"No…He's a pirate." Elizabeth said as she and Will finally showed their love and shared a passionate kiss.
Sam watched the Pearl sail away into the distance and spotted a figure at the wheel. She smiled a knowing smile as she raised a hand to Jack and waved him off.
FLASHBACK
"I will send you a letter. Telling you when I will return and when to look for me" Jack whispered as he gripped her in a tight hug.
"Send it fast, I don't want to be away from you for to long" Sam murmured with a tear running down her cheek.
"I will, it will be by messenger, so keep watch. Remember I will always return for you" Jack whispered softly into the top of her head.
Real-Time
"Always and forever" Sam said into the soft breeze that blew her hair softly around her as she turned back to find Elizabeth and Will still at it.
"Guys" She said snapping them out of it. "I realise you both have years of pent up passion rising in you, but seriously, GET A ROOM" Sam said laughing as Will picked her up and spun her around.
"Remember, you're the one who wanted this" Elizabeth laughed as they made their way out of the battlement.
"And I am glad it has finally happened. Trust me, I've been waiting YEARS for you two to get together…and now you can both talk to each other about how much you lust after each other" she laughed as they headed towards the carriage that waited for them.
"You mean I get to ride in a carriage now! Will usually makes me walk" Sam said as Will placed her in the carriage seat.
"I do NOT" he said but after seeing her laughing expression on her face quickly turned from shocked to happy as he started to tickle her until Elizabeth pulled him off.
"Careful of her wounds" She said and gave a little squeal as Will pulled her on his lap.
"Wilma's getting frisky" Sam laughed as the couple blushed. The conversation slowly dwindled as Will and Elizabeth were to preoccupied with each other to talk. Sam looked out of the small carriage window as they passed the dock where she and Jack first met and then past the hill that was her favourite place to sit and think. It over looked the ocean and was very private. She gave a soft smile as she spotted a rope lying coiled on the side of the road. (ROPE IS A GREAT WEAPON!!!) She sighed and looked over at her brother who was holding Elizabeth close to him, Elizabeth was dozing but Will was awake and watching Sam with his soft brown eyes. They share a small smile as their carriage continued down the road towards their home.
"Will you be alright?" Will asked softly as Sam nodded with a secret smile and turned towards the ocean, only a small black dot on the horizon could be seen, if she didn't know what she was looking at she could have mistaken it for a bird.
"Always and forever"
MY DEAR FRIENDS
It has come to my attention that FFN will now no longer allow me to talk to my boys CRIES BUT I WANNA!!!!!!!!!
I'm sorry there can be no more humour from the boys, even though they really wanna talk to you.
I don't
SHHHHH YOU CAN'T TALK
Can I?
NO…hehehe opps.
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NOW THAT IS WACK
So unfortunately unless some miracle happens, my boys will only appear occasionally, YES THAT'S RIGHT PEOPLE REBEL!!!!!!!!!!!
I CANNOT SILENCE THE YOUTHFUL MINDS OF THOSE AT WORK BEHIND MY STORIES………I don't know what that means but YEAH!!!!
As I cannot write what I really think here…because of youngens reading this, and I fear of losing my story…I will put it plainly…IT SUCKS
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And this A/N will appear at the end of each chapter until the rule is lightened, I'm not saying remove it or anything but I WANNA TALK TO THEM.