The Story In Which Everybody Dies, Except The Killer
Chapter 4
Standard disclaimer applies
Translator's note: I was wondering whether or not I should translate the name "Syksy", but then I figured, since Winter's name (Winter is the lil bro of Syksy) was already in English, I'd call Syksy what he'd been in the original version. The word syksy means autumn. You don't have to get alarmed, she once named a character "Appelsiini" which means "orange", as in the fruit orange.
SE: glancing around warily anyone seen Dreamslayer for a long time? I'm getting nervous, 'cause it's not like her to.. No, wait it's just like her, but still, I haven't heard of her for the longest time . Deep silence SE: Apparently no, and it also seems I'm talking to myself now. smiling in a very painful-looking way But, my beloved firends, let's not let the absence of that lunatic depress us. It's a good thing she's not here, right?
Somewhere not too far there are voices to be heard.
Someone: Copycat! Someone 2#: I'm nyaaaaaat! Dreamslayer: Syksy, just shut up and don't call your little brother a copycat! SE: What the...? Was that Dreamslayer? Or am I just hearing things? Dreamslayer: Crawls out of a bush dragging two young men with him; one of them with blue hair and the other pink-haired I don't think you were hearing things.. Syksy here was picking on his little brother again Wrinkles her nose in disapproval, hen she suddenly realizes the spotlight is on her again Oh, fuck!, See ya! SE: Tackles Dreamslayer You're not going anywhere, you have a story to finish growl Dreamslayer: Do I have to? notices Snake Edge's lethal glare Okay, fine! Let's get it started then.
Inside.
Xiaoyu: Climbs upstairs, as she is the only one who decided to stay indoors while everyone else went out I could have sworn I saw a children's playroom somewhere here... mutters, randomly opening doors, until at last she finds the room in question I knew it! dashes to the dollhouse and starts to play with it
The Killer, after noticing Xiaoyu being alone in the house had silently crept upstairs.
Xiaoyu: Mary had a little lamb, little lamb, little lamb. Mary had a little lamb and it was raaabiiid! sees a doll in an unopened package and reads the warning on it aloud Not suitable for children under 3 years of age, may contain small pieces. The Killer: almost giggling out of sheer happines pulls a pig mask oven his face At last I get to kill someone! nears Xiaoyu ready to strike Xiaoyu: shrugs, opens the package and bites a small part off the doll Hfelp! coughes until she dies of suffocation The Killer: watches as Xiaou fall down, dead This is so unfair! throws his scythe out of the window and starts to stomp his foot on the ground
Outside.
Hwoarang: Hey, look everybody, it's an aeroplane! pointing at The Killer's flying scythe as it hits a tree and is driven partly into it Law: Idiot, that's not an aeroplane, that's a scythe! kicks the tree, causing the scythe to fall off and cut him in half Everyone except Eddy: Well that was the end of him. Eddy: The end of who? Bruce: The wnd of Law, of course. Eddy: Yay! Bring out the bad guys! Everybody: staring at Eddy WTF? Eddy: blush I think it'd be better if you didn't even try to understand. Lee: We're not, trust me notices a pit with Anna dead at the bottom Hm, seems like we found the grave of that bitch, too. Heihachi: The grave of who? Lee: That Pamela Anna woman.
Dreamslayer: scratching her head This is not fucking working. SE: I should hope it wasn't supposed to fuck anything. Dreamslayer: Hahaha, reeal funny, pal. I'm thinking of ending the whole story, it's getting annoying more than anything.
Bryan: Yea, go ahead and quit, that way the rest of us might actually get home someday. Hwoarang: That's a great idea, dear. practically purring next to Bryan
Dreamslayer: That's it! jumps in and kicks Hwoarang in the head Everybody: Looking at Dreamslayer, shocked and then turning their gaze to the very dead Hwoaranga Baek: Y-you killed him! Dreamslayer: So? I could kill you too, if you'd like. King: Crawl for your lives! Kaikki: crawling away from Dreamslayer and hiding in the most obvious places Dreamslayer: muttering Gullible fools.
Bryan: hides in a little hidden cave, sighing in relief That was a close one, wasnt' it, Mr. Spider? takes another look at the gigantic spiden on his forearm and begins to scream A spider! Dies of horror(SE: WTF? He had arachnophobia?)
Dreamslayer: sleeping on Syksy and his little brother SE: Oi. Syksy: Whatcha lookin' at? SE: I'm not lookin at anything. I only said "oi" by the way, what's up with her? Syksy: She's got a headache. Don't wake 'er up, it took 'er forever to fall asleep, she's got slight problems with Insomnia and somniphobia. SE: Don't we all. Muttering, settling to sleep on the still lifeless body of Bryan Hopefully that spider went away.
Chapter 4
Standard disclaimer applies
Translator's note: I was wondering whether or not I should translate the name "Syksy", but then I figured, since Winter's name (Winter is the lil bro of Syksy) was already in English, I'd call Syksy what he'd been in the original version. The word syksy means autumn. You don't have to get alarmed, she once named a character "Appelsiini" which means "orange", as in the fruit orange.
SE: glancing around warily anyone seen Dreamslayer for a long time? I'm getting nervous, 'cause it's not like her to.. No, wait it's just like her, but still, I haven't heard of her for the longest time . Deep silence SE: Apparently no, and it also seems I'm talking to myself now. smiling in a very painful-looking way But, my beloved firends, let's not let the absence of that lunatic depress us. It's a good thing she's not here, right?
Somewhere not too far there are voices to be heard.
Someone: Copycat! Someone 2#: I'm nyaaaaaat! Dreamslayer: Syksy, just shut up and don't call your little brother a copycat! SE: What the...? Was that Dreamslayer? Or am I just hearing things? Dreamslayer: Crawls out of a bush dragging two young men with him; one of them with blue hair and the other pink-haired I don't think you were hearing things.. Syksy here was picking on his little brother again Wrinkles her nose in disapproval, hen she suddenly realizes the spotlight is on her again Oh, fuck!, See ya! SE: Tackles Dreamslayer You're not going anywhere, you have a story to finish growl Dreamslayer: Do I have to? notices Snake Edge's lethal glare Okay, fine! Let's get it started then.
Inside.
Xiaoyu: Climbs upstairs, as she is the only one who decided to stay indoors while everyone else went out I could have sworn I saw a children's playroom somewhere here... mutters, randomly opening doors, until at last she finds the room in question I knew it! dashes to the dollhouse and starts to play with it
The Killer, after noticing Xiaoyu being alone in the house had silently crept upstairs.
Xiaoyu: Mary had a little lamb, little lamb, little lamb. Mary had a little lamb and it was raaabiiid! sees a doll in an unopened package and reads the warning on it aloud Not suitable for children under 3 years of age, may contain small pieces. The Killer: almost giggling out of sheer happines pulls a pig mask oven his face At last I get to kill someone! nears Xiaoyu ready to strike Xiaoyu: shrugs, opens the package and bites a small part off the doll Hfelp! coughes until she dies of suffocation The Killer: watches as Xiaou fall down, dead This is so unfair! throws his scythe out of the window and starts to stomp his foot on the ground
Outside.
Hwoarang: Hey, look everybody, it's an aeroplane! pointing at The Killer's flying scythe as it hits a tree and is driven partly into it Law: Idiot, that's not an aeroplane, that's a scythe! kicks the tree, causing the scythe to fall off and cut him in half Everyone except Eddy: Well that was the end of him. Eddy: The end of who? Bruce: The wnd of Law, of course. Eddy: Yay! Bring out the bad guys! Everybody: staring at Eddy WTF? Eddy: blush I think it'd be better if you didn't even try to understand. Lee: We're not, trust me notices a pit with Anna dead at the bottom Hm, seems like we found the grave of that bitch, too. Heihachi: The grave of who? Lee: That Pamela Anna woman.
Dreamslayer: scratching her head This is not fucking working. SE: I should hope it wasn't supposed to fuck anything. Dreamslayer: Hahaha, reeal funny, pal. I'm thinking of ending the whole story, it's getting annoying more than anything.
Bryan: Yea, go ahead and quit, that way the rest of us might actually get home someday. Hwoarang: That's a great idea, dear. practically purring next to Bryan
Dreamslayer: That's it! jumps in and kicks Hwoarang in the head Everybody: Looking at Dreamslayer, shocked and then turning their gaze to the very dead Hwoaranga Baek: Y-you killed him! Dreamslayer: So? I could kill you too, if you'd like. King: Crawl for your lives! Kaikki: crawling away from Dreamslayer and hiding in the most obvious places Dreamslayer: muttering Gullible fools.
Bryan: hides in a little hidden cave, sighing in relief That was a close one, wasnt' it, Mr. Spider? takes another look at the gigantic spiden on his forearm and begins to scream A spider! Dies of horror(SE: WTF? He had arachnophobia?)
Dreamslayer: sleeping on Syksy and his little brother SE: Oi. Syksy: Whatcha lookin' at? SE: I'm not lookin at anything. I only said "oi" by the way, what's up with her? Syksy: She's got a headache. Don't wake 'er up, it took 'er forever to fall asleep, she's got slight problems with Insomnia and somniphobia. SE: Don't we all. Muttering, settling to sleep on the still lifeless body of Bryan Hopefully that spider went away.