Author's Notes: This isn't modern Tokyo by the way---well yes it is, but not the human Tokyo...yea yea, you get what I mean.

As You Wish

II. Meet Your Match

She glared at Sango, and she glared at her long and hard. Kagome wasn't sure if Sango knew she was glaring at her, but she had been ever since they left the restaurant and went to Kagome's apartment to pack everything. Right now, Kagome was beyond disturbed. She was highly disturbed. She was ready to just jump on Sango and strangle the life out of her, or at least that was what her mind was telling her to do.

Any other girl would be so happy they would get a heart attack.

But Kagome was not about to get a heart attack because she was…not happy.

Yes, she was trying to find the highlights of her…'vacation' and she knew she had landed with a 'job' millions of other fangirls would murder her in cold blood for. She was staying in 'the most chic house' with 'the most hottest man in Tokyo' for two whole weeks.

Sounds like a dream.

But in actuality, it was a living nightmare.

The problems were she knew Inuyasha wasn't human, nor was he demon, because the magazines often stressed he was a hanyou---a very hot hanyou, but a hanyou nonetheless. He was known to have a very dangerous temper when he didn't get things his way and was of course, a womanizer.

She didn't find that surprising.

Famous and rich men were usually womanizers after all. Kagome didn't know whether it was because they were spoiled since they were small, usually got things their way, or couldn't resist their hormones when they had girls piling at their feet. Maybe it was all three, but it didn't matter to her.

She, Higurashi Kagome, would not fall for Kitao Inuyasha, because she would not succumb to his sexual desires, no matter how much sexual pressure he put on her. She would do this for Sango…

Speaking of Sango, she was watching the girl quickly putting clothes in a duffel bag. She would do this for her best friend…but it would be oh so simple to just strangle her best friend, hide her body in the backyard, and leave it at that. Why her? Why did Sango have to make a bet and lose? The whole idea was to win and if it's uncertain, then don't base the bet on something you couldn't give if you lose. And why was Kagome the one who was being the innocent victim for Sango? Something definitely didn't sound right…it must be a conspiracy…

"When did you meet Inuyasha anyway?" Kagome suddenly asked Sango out of the blue and the girl jumped a bit before gazing over her shoulders at Kagome who seemed neutral.

"I met him in high school. Miroku, he and I were best friends…since you know, you didn't go to the same high school as us…and then the three of us split up during college…that was when I met you…and you met Miroku…and Inuyasha went to another more prominent college, but Miroku and I kept in touch with Inuyasha. Well, it was simple for Miroku, they live together."

"Oh yea…I almost forgot those two lived together."

"You never visited Miroku's house, huh? I have and those two really have style, although most magazines just refer to the house as Inuyasha's."

Kagome shrugged. She really didn't care whether Inuyasha and Miroku lived together or not…for all she really cared, they could be eunuchs together. "How old is Inuyasha?"

Sango looked even more surprised. Was Kagome actually interested…?

"He's the same age as Miroku and I. He's 24. Don't worry, you might be 23, but he'll treat you all the same" Sango teased lightly, although she knew Kagome didn't care that she was one year younger than mostly everyone.

"You won't find your older age a benefit when we hit 40 and I'm 39..." Kagome muttered under her breath and took out a knee-length white skirt and a plain pale yellow t-shirt.

Sango turned her gaze away to allow Kagome some privacy as she changed. She continued talking. "Don't worry, even if he's a hanyou, he's a good little hanyou." Very good and thoroughly corrupted little hanyou...

"Why should I worry? I'm used to living around demons." Kagome's voice sounded muffled. "It's not like he'll kill me and get away with it."

Sango chuckled. "If it wasn't for the law passed by the Youkai Department of Protection Against Humans all those years ago, killing you would be rather legal…By the way, did you know Inuyasha's brother was recently voted as the Youkai Minister of the Youkai Ministry?"

"Inuyasha's brother?" Kagome asked in shock, remembering a magazine article on Inuyasha's brother, Sesshoumaru, a while ago. She vaguely remembered something about a reporter joking that Sesshoumaru might contain a birth defect and could pass for a woman...hmm. "Doesn't he hate humans?"

"Yea, that's what we all thought, but then his wife and him adopted a human child a while ago. However, why two full-blooded youkai would adopt a human child is way beyond my mind's comprehension…" Sango chatted, folding the last shirt and stuffing it in the duffel bag.

"But when did this voting thing happen?"

Sango stared at her best friend in disbelief. "He was voted as the Minister about a month or so ago. Where were you? It was the most popular news circling around Tokyo…"

"I was trying to find a job," Kagome muttered darkly. "I'm still trying to find a job," she added as an afterthought.

Sango smiled. "Oh don't worry, if you really need money, I'm sure Miroku or I can help you out."

"You can help me out by just paying Inuyasha that five hundred thousand yen."

"Sorry. No can do."

Kagome frowned more and went to stand in front of the vanity mirror, making sure she looked okay. "But isn't Inuyasha working at their family company? Why isn't his brother doing that but mingling with the Youkai Ministry?"

Sango laughed, as she lifted the heavy duffel bag onto the bed and looked at Kagome with her fists on her hips. "Knowing Sesshoumaru, he likes the idea of controlling people. Everyone wanted him to take up the job anyway. Ruthless, cold and stoic. Perfect. I also assume Sesshoumaru doesn't feel like battling for succession over their father's position once he retires."

"Inuyasha wouldn't make a good successor of the Kitao Corporation. It'll end up in ruins...much like when I try to make pancakes..." Kagome answered, as she brushed her hair and held it up in a long ponytail, securing it with a white hair tie.

"Don't underestimate him, Kagome," Sango retorted as she and Kagome started heaving the duffel bag to the door. "He might be well-known as a womanizer, but he's as brutal as his brother when it comes to business."

"Mm…sure...yea..." Kagome mumbled.

"You shouldn't jud---" Sango was cut off when the doorbell rung. Looking at Kagome who only raised an eyebrow, she sighed and went to the door, looking through the peephole and seeing Inuyasha's driver, Myouga.

Opening the door, she smiled at the old man, trying not to laugh when she saw the man's head was bald now. The last time she saw him, he still had a little tuff of hair on the top of his head…now even that was gone. "Good evening, Myouga."

The short man shot a smile at the taller woman. "Hello, Sango. It's nice to see you again. Where is Miss. Kagome?"

"Sango...is there any possibility Inuyasha is a eunuch?"

Sango continued smiling, pretending not to hear anything behind her. "She's having some problems right now. We'll be out in a second."

The short driver nodded and turned to go back to the sports car Inuyasha had instructed him to drive when picking up his 'slave.' Sango stared after him. Something was wrong with the picture of a sports car and a midget driver…

"Kagome!Come on, let's go...oh, andInuyasha isn't a eunuch..." she called out, and there were some frustrated mutters before Kagome appeared, dragging behind her a duffel bag very well the size of her body.

"I'm fine. I'm just going to live two weeks with the most wanted bachelor and his best friend. I think my heart just stopped beating," Kagome grumbled, her voice laced with obvious sarcasm as she dramatically laid a hand over her heart. "You owe me so much."

Sango nodded nonchalantly before grabbing the other end of the duffel bag and dragging it out towards the sports car. Myouga hurried to open the trunk and when the two girls arrived around the backside of the car, they heaved together and threw the bag into the trunk. Maybe it was Sango's imagination, but she thought she saw the car dip back a bit---just a bit. She hadn't thought she had packed so much…

"Coming, Sango?" Kagome asked when Myouga opened the door for her to get in.

Sango shook her head. "Nah, have fun. I'll call Miroku and tell him to meet you there or something. I got to go anyway. Good luck, Kag!" Sango waved merrily to her best friend as Kagome shot her another menacing glare before being forced into the car. She didn't even have time to say goodbye back to Sango before Myouga toddled over to the driver's side and got in.

Sango smiled and continued waving on the sidewalk as Myouga started to move out of the driveway. She slowly and carefully began to take out her cell phone and when she was sure Kagome was far enough, she dialed Miroku's number, which she had remembered by heart.

"Miroku? Yea, bird is out of the cage. Flying towards the dog and you. Everything ready over there? Alright, Operation Get Together is underway…---hey, you came up with that stupid name!"

---

Kagome opened her eyes wide as she entered the rich neighborhood, passing the gates and instantly seeing gigantic 'houses.' She could even see security patrolling some of the houses and knew this part of Tokyo was not for the poor or average people to roam through. It was only comfortable for those almost nauseatingly rich and had so much money, they could give as much away to charity or spend it all on booze and rot their carcasses away.

She frowned when she spotted a distant, gorgeous, white mansion built to perfection and almost isolated from other 'houses.' Myouga turned into a road leading to that mansion, which also led to the main gates. The main gates made Kagome gulp because the gateway consisted of ten feet brick walls complete with barbed wires on top. Myouga stopped next to a little hut built right next to the gate and Kagome saw numerous youkai security guards. Myouga flashed them his employer ID card and one of the guards grunted to allow them to pass.

Kagome swallowed again as Myouga drove down the long stretch of road leading to the beautiful mansion. That was Inuyasha's house...? She didn't know how magazine reporters could even get through security to dub the mansion 'the most chic house in Tokyo' because the gates back there seemed impenetrable.

"Miss. Kagome, welcome to Inuyasha's house." Myouga greeted after they had travelled the road, pulling up in front of the mansion.

"Kagome!" someone called from the top of the steps, and Kagome squinted to see who was waving. Kagome realized the person was Miroku when she saw the lecherous grin on his face. She groaned. Wow…what a one man welcoming committee.

Myouga opened his door to go to the trunk in order to get Kagome's things, while Kagome went out to greet Miroku who was smiling from ear to ear.

"Baby Kag! I haven't seen you in a while!" the man said in joy and swept the reluctant girl up in a bear hug.

"Don't call me that..." Kagome mumbled as she felt Miroku lift her off the ground as Myouga put her luggage next to them and bid her farewell, most likely driving the sports car to the garage.

Miroku set her down and grinned at the frown gracing 'Baby Kag's face. "Aww…no big hello?" he asked, as he picked up her duffel bag, scowling at the unnatural weight.

"No." Kagome replied, grudgingly following the man. "Stop treating me like I'm your little sister. I'm only one year younger than you."

Miroku flashed one of his most charming smiles to his friend, but Kagome didn't look amused and was unaffected by the charisma. What did Sango see in this three-in-one: walking, talking, groping machine?

"That's why you're my baby sister," Miroku teased, ignoring the slit-eyed look Kagome was giving him. The day she was his biological sister was the day dogs could fly.

"Yea…sure…" she mumbled sarcastically before watching Miroku bring out a chain of keys and stick one into the main door's key hole instead of ringing the doorbell. It was hard to imagine Miroku, one of her best friends, living in a mansion like this. She had been with the man almost her whole college life, yet at college, he acted like a normal human being with a roaming hand instead of a prominent figure at Inuyasha's company.

She could definitely see why Inuyasha would live with Miroku though, and it wasn't because they were best friends. "Womanizer…" she hacked under her breath, but Miroku didn't make any moves to show he heard. Instead, he only shot her another smile.

"Welcome to the best two weeks of your life," Miroku said in an extravagant voice, opening the door wide to show Kagome her first sight of how rich people lived.

Her mouth dropped as she slowly took one step inside. From outside, it had looked so serene and tranquil, but when she took that one single step inside… "Oh my god…Miroku…it's beautiful…do you think anyone would notice if I killed you and pretended to be a man...?" Kagome whispered breathlessly, her eyes wide as she eyed the hallway.

She had expected a house filled with chandeliers and Victorian styled lamps, but what she saw was the essence of modern flair. There was a long carpet checker-styled leading from the doorway to the back of the long hall, where Kagome could see a set of stylish stairs leading to the second floor. Right behind the stairs were long, tall windows showing the 'outdoor room' of the whole estate, which included a swimming pool which Kagome didn't doubt was heated, a Jacuzzi, and numerous other delights---all enclosed in a room made of glass, so that the sun could shine through the glass ceiling on a hot day, but kept out the rain on a cold day.

The walls of the halls were decorated with paintings of the strangest things, varying from woman bodies---gee, she wondered why---to paintings of ramen cups. Lamp lights of different colors hung from the ceiling at different lengths and Kagome stared up entranced at them.

She looked like a dead fish as she stared at all the interesting things that captured her attention. She was about to run into the nearest room closest to her, squealing like an elementary kid, but Miroku held her back gently.

"You have two weeks to figure out everything about this place. For now, how about you go upstairs and choose a room? We have about five or six spare, so choose whichever one with the décor you like most and it's yours." He waved to a butler walking around and the man walked over, bowing slightly to Miroku.

"Yes, Miroku?" the light-brown haired man asked, slowly gazing over at Kagome who was giving the man a scrutinizing look.

"This is Inuyasha's new maid, Kagome. Kagome, this is the butler, Hojo." The two smiled at each other pleasantly before Miroku continued. "Hojo, Miss. Kagome is staying with Inuyasha for two weeks. She's our special guest too, so don't treat her normally." He handed the butler Kagome's duffel bag, which Hojo strained to keep holding. "Take her things upstairs and help her choose a room to stay in. I expect Inuyasha is busy in his room?" He shot Hojo a meaningful glare.

Hojo only nodded, still smiling at Kagome, who by now was feeling tense. "This way, m'lady Kagome." He bowed and directed her to the stairs, while Kagome shot Miroku a nervous glance over her shoulders.

Miroku only smiled as she walked up the stairs. "Try to have fun these two weeks, Kagome! You might be Inuyasha's…maid…but he needs a good kick in the ass by someone who could care less any day." Miroku ignored the death glare Kagome gave him before she disappeared upstairs with the butler.

When she was gone, he chuckled low in his throat.

Oh yes…he was such a smart, and not to mention sexy, man. It was perfect, the whole plan was perfect. He had not been sure whether it would work in the beginning, but it only worked out faultlessly in the end.

He did think Inuyasha needed to have more respect for women, other than calling, kissing them senseless, respect. (hypocrite...dare say?) So…he had thought 'And Kagome needs a man…' and then it all fell into place like a jigsaw puzzle.

It had been so easy, to brainwash---or what he'd like to think he did---Inuyasha with yearnings for a woman who was hard to get. At first, Inuyasha had said he didn't care and stormed out of the room, but he knew Inuyasha fell for it, hook, line, and sinker, the moment he heard Inuyasha ask his current girlfriend then "Why didn't you resist me when I first met you?"

So in the meanwhile, when Sango came to visit, he talked to the woman and found out she was in need of money. He told her she should make a bet with Inuyasha, who he assured would be all too willing, and bet five hundred thousand yen. Miroku told Sango to make the bet on which maid he would grope next---he wasn't sure why her eyes started twitching then---Then, he told Sango Inuyasha would make the bet that he would chase after a particular maid and he pointed out to her a pretty one named Fumi.

He assured Sango he would not, so that Sango could win and get the money, and she obliged in the end.

Then, the evil little boy went to Inuyasha and told him to make a bet with Sango, which he assured Inuyasha the woman would lose, and place the bet on which maid Miroku would chase/grope next. He told Inuyasha it would be Fumi.

Phase One: Completed.

So when the full cast of fifty maids came for the once-a-month cleaning session, he watched stealthily as Sango proposed the bet to Inuyasha who only agreed. Miroku went for Fumi like a magnet.

There was a gigantic "HA. YOU LOSE, SANGO!" and then he saw Sango shooting him a dirty look, silently asking Miroku, "Why?!"

He acted ashamed, but was only chuckling evilly in his head.

Phase Two: Completed.

After enduring many screams, slaps and constant "How can I pay Inuyasha when I don't have any money you peanut brained...good for nothing thing!" from Sango later, he told the girl that he was sorry and was only acting on instinct. Then he pretended he thought of an alternative option, which included a substitute result by telling her he would tell Inuyasha to change the five hundred thousand yen to getting Sango to find a woman that would resist Inuyasha.

Miroku knew it was dangerous to let any information leak, but when he told Sango to somehow get Kagome to agree, he assured Sango that Kagome and Inuyasha would make the perfect couple. Pressing a few more buttons, he got Sango to consent again.

So all he had to do was get Inuyasha to change the consequences. It was simply easy. All he had to do was stalk Inuyasha for a whole day, and constantly say "You never get resistance in a girl, huh? You know, Sango can't pay the five hundred thousand yen back so why not make her go find a reluctant girl for you? Just imagine an unwilling girl slave for two weeks…you like? Yes? Yes?"

It just kept falling into place far too effortlessly.

In the end, Inuyasha did propose the alternate option to Sango and Sango did get Kagome to agree, and he knew he was the mastermind behind all this. Sango was his current partner-in-crime in trying to get those two together, but even she didn't know the whole intelligence he boasted.

Final Phase: Completed.

No one would ever know about this…

Kagome and Inuyasha would meet their match and fall in love eventually, marry in absolute ecstacy like in those movies, and then complete their family with twenty kids screaming 'Uncle Miroku!'…

And he would live happy for the other half of his life knowing he got two of his best friends together…

He laughed out loud as he made his way to the conference room where he would get some privacy. Time to continue planning Operation Get Together with Sango over the phone…Yes...soon...'Uncle Miroku!'...and he would dote them with chocolate and candy...and he would teach the younger generations how to be a holy man such as himself...

He knew…

The whole plan was faultless…

It wouldn't go wrong. And in the end…

He was just too clever and blessed for his own good.

---

Kagome felt her face hurting. She had chosen her dream room and it was perfect. Absolutely perfect.

She squealed happily as she grabbed the incredibly fluffy, downy pillow and hugged it to her chest. She had checked all the rooms before, and this one was the one that stood out to her the most---not to mention it was enormous. It was bathed in shades of baby blue, dark blue, white and yellow. It was definitely an odd combination of colors, but the decorator definitely put a new meaning to the word 'eccentric.'

She had chosen the room overlooking the 'extra room' with the swimming pool and Jacuzzi. If there wasn't a glass ceiling there, Kagome had wondered whether she could have dived into the pool from the second story. Classified: definitely dangerous, but it would be nice to go home and say she dived into a pool from her room.

Her bed had white sheets adorned with pale blue hibiscus flowers. She had more pillows than she had pairs of shoes...and Kagome had lots of shoes. There was also a half dark blue and half yellow sofa situated plop next to the bed, which was facing a huge flat screen TV.

Eight different colored star-shaped lamps hung from the ceiling in a swirling pattern. Directly opposite of her bed, the wall was decorated with pots of white and yellow fake flowers and reminded Kagome of a rip off Hawaiian décor. She also had a walk-in wardrobe, which was empty, but Kagome didn't care at all---it made her feel happy just by having one.

If her bedroom wasn't enough, her bathroom made her feel like she had been thrown right in the middle of the ocean. The walls were decorated with semi-transparent light blue tiles and the whole room had a toilet, shower and hot tub. Although Hojo had insisted it was small, she was sure half her apartment could fit in her 'small' bathroom. If this bathroom could be considered 'small', her apartment was a sad excuse of a cardboard box.

Kagome jumped up from her soft bed and went over to the windows, pushing the pale blue curtains aside. The sun shone in and she had to raise a hand in front of her face as she stared down at the pool. She twitched her nose distastefully when she saw two people making out in the water, the woman looking scantily clothed in a bikini.

"Inuyasha…" The name rolled off her tongue in revulsion. "You disgusting playboy," she muttered before walking huffily away from the sight.

Deciding to go downstairs to begin her exploration of the mansion, she pushed Inuyasha into the corner of her mind and skipped out the door, making her way to the stairs.

The house was gigantic and she felt strange for living in it for two weeks, especially as a 'slave.' The longer she resisted seeing her 'master,' the better it was, at least in her opinion. Maybe she could even avoid seeing him for the whole two weeks and complete her duty, freeing Sango from her bet consequences. Well, it was worth trying.

Skipping gently towards what she assumed was the living room, she looked amused when she went in. On one side of the wall, there was almost what looked like a minimized movie theaters screen, and love seats, sofas, couches and other seating furniture were placed facing it. She walked into the room, her socks sinking into the carpet as she eyed the gigantic TV screen.

Rich people…if she had this in her old, mediocre excuse of an apartment, she wondered if it would even fit. She doubted it. She would have to take the TV screen apart in at least ten pieces and put them back together…

She ran a hand over the couch and realized the material was soft. Jumping over the couch, she landed in its cushions and immediately understood what people meant by heaven on earth. The couch was absolutely…comfortable…

She giggled as she grabbed one of the squashy pillows and hugged it. Buying one of these couches would probably cost her half a month of her former salary, maybe even a full month's. Why couldn't she have been born rich? She wouldn't mind living the life of the rich and famous…minus the onslaught of bills and she would have the perfect life.

She saw a futuristic-looking object on the coffee table and she guessed it was the remote control. Damn…they even had to make their controls look expensive. Pressing the buttons cautiously, she finally figured how to work the thing and then thought about how many different channels a rich person's TV could have.

Kagome didn't waste another moment as she started flicking through the channels, engrossed in how perfect everything looked on the screen.

Okay, so she was slowly forgiving Sango. Slowly. This wasn't too bad…was it? Two weeks living in a dream house with a swimming pool, perfect room and big screen TV? She could live like this.

Eyeing the bowl of fruits on the table warily, she decided they would never notice one missing. It was practically talking to her anyway. She looked out the door to make sure Miroku wasn't stalking the foyer before consciously reaching out for an orange.

"You're fired."

Kagome jumped almost out of her skin at the voice. Turning her head around so fast and nearly giving herself whiplash, Kagome's eyes widened when she saw a livid Inuyasha standing by the entrance to the living room. She quickly turned off the TV. Hadn't she looked there seconds before she reached for the delicious, yummy, round orange…?

Ahh…wait...damn, she was caught.

"Well, that suits me perfectly fine. Gone in the same hour I came...must be a record." Kagome waved her hands nonchalantly as she shot off the couch, momentarily missing how comfy it had been.

Inuyasha's eyebrows came together in a deep frown as he blocked her exit. "Why weren't you cleaning?"

Kagome looked at him in confusion. Clean? She hadn't even been ordered to do anything yet, so why would he assume she should be…oh.

"I'm not a maid, Mister." Kagome crossed her arms across her chest and gave him a hard glare. She really didn't think her glare was all too stiff though, considering how her traitorous eyes were slowly ogling at his half wet and naked body, stopping at the towel wrapped around his waist. Oh he had a nice body...

She slapped herself mentally, before blushing hotly. She forced her eyes to move further up to meet with his frown, which had darkened considerably.

"Then why the hell are you in my house? I'll report you for your insolence," he said angrily, keeping the tense eye contact with the girl who seemed a head shorter than him.

Kagome laughed with sarcasm laced in her voice. She shot him a mocking glance before taking a step back. "Don't tell me you already forgot me…master."

There was a stressed moment as the two eyed each other, vaguely made out emotions appearing in both azure and amber. It only took Inuyasha a heartbeat to understand what she meant though. The frown still on the hanyou's face as he stepped towards Kagome, she stepped back and eyed him warily.

"So you're the slave?" he whispered, in what Kagome thought he thought was a seductively evil tone. She was sure she heard more convincing seductively evil voices from her fat cat Buyo than this sad excuse of a playboy's 'evil' seduction. It only made her feel like throwing up though considering how her stomach churned uncomfortably at how he kept on advancing towards her. Seduction...yea...if this was seduction, Buyo was thin...

"Preferably named Kagome," she answered carefully, continuing to step back every time he took a step forwards.

"Mm." The hanyou smirked darkly as his eyes roamed down every part of Kagome's body. The girl never felt more disgusted and was contemplating whether she should slap him for his impudence. How dare he treat her like some prostitute on the street! How dare he even look at her with those playboy eyes of his!

"Stop staring!"

He didn't seem to hear her as he backed her to a wall, with her raising her hands to fend off the man. She swore on her love of oden, if that womanizer tried one more move on her, she would not hold back from punching him---even if he could sue her. She had her dignity and this man was certainly not going to ruin it. The next comment however, got her nearly choking on her own spit.

"What was Sango thinking when she chose you...you're ugly."

Kagome's mouth dropped as her cobalt eyes widened, the words he had just said slowly sinking into her mind. Did he…Did that jerk…

Wait...was that a finger running down her arm?

"You're definitely fatter than the model back at the pool…"

That was definitely stepping over the line.

Did he just call her fat?

And that finger…that nasty little finger drawing circles on her arm…and hurting her.

"You're definitely not as showy either, your figure is not as slim and your breasts are kind of small…"

That cut it.

He did not just say that.

That man had no right to insult her in such ways.

She could feel her anger rising as she snapped her furious cobalt gaze to meet amber.

"Evil bastard!"

Inuyasha never expected the welcoming punch from 'slave' Kagome.

A/N: Kagome was right when she said "it must be a conspiracy..."

Bad Inuyasha…baddd…he had that coming. I smell a World War 3...

In case some of you didn't understand…in a nutshell, Miroku wanted Inu & Kag together. He planned the whole thing, manipulating Sango and Inuyasha in his schemes, and got the entire plan to go his way. He thinks it's flawless.

But you can tell Miroku never heard of 'what goes around comes around.'