I was doomed! NITAC needed to talk to me about my show! Usually when I
company calls you in a harsh tone you know your show is burnt toast. "
Anyway," the man on the phone said, "I watched your show and I keep
noticing that people keep getting killed on it." "Oh?" I asked nervously. "
I love it! Your show is a damn funny laugh! I would like to promote it. How
'bout I come for dinner with you, Hippo, your girl friend, and the
teletubbie mummy and we can talk about contracts and deals?" "Sure..." I
responded in monotone. "Is it bad?" Hera, Hippo and Dopsy responded in
unison. "Yeah," I replied sarcastically, "We are so terrible that THEY
WANT TO MAKE US A DEAL!!!!!!!"
They all cheered so hard that Dopey fell backwards down the emergency
stairs. He rolled down and fell on his face moaning, "Somebody call my
paramedic."
That night we started to get ready for dinner. I had put Hera in charge of clothing, Dipsy on cooking duty, and Hippo and I decorated the place. "We can't blow this!" I yelled. "If we do we won't get the promotio
I cleaned every room in the house while Hippo organized the furniture. Since my apartment was new it was not that hard to clean. Hera had made us tuxedos, and I did not know where the hell Dipsy was. "Here are your tuxedos" said Hera. They were silky and black, with a black tie and a red corsage. Hera had a beautiful crimson dress, long and thin, practically not fitting her due to her incredibly short size.
It was an hour before the people from NITAC came. The table was completely set and everything was all set. Except for one thing, the food Dipsy had prepared was wrong. One chunk of meat was purple and the other red. "DIPSY WHAT THE HELL IS THIS?" "It's a long story," replied Dipsy
Dipsys flashback:
Twinkie winkie and po: Hello Dipsy!
Dipsy: Hi guys! Want to see whats in the bag?
Po: Yeah!
Dipsy: ( takes out gun from bag, aims gun at them and clicks it)
End of flashback
"Whatever," Hippo said. "We'll eat it but don't mention anything about what it is our where you got it." "But" Dipsy talked back. "Just do it!" Hippo shouted, "Now put on your tux." "I would," replied Dipsy, "But I kind of can't." Hera came over to him with the tux. She struggled to put it on him so hard that it caused his left arm to fall off. "OH MY GOD!" he screamed at the top of his lungs. Hera then realized that it would just be better if he didn't wear a suit.
That night we started to get ready for dinner. I had put Hera in charge of clothing, Dipsy on cooking duty, and Hippo and I decorated the place. "We can't blow this!" I yelled. "If we do we won't get the promotio
I cleaned every room in the house while Hippo organized the furniture. Since my apartment was new it was not that hard to clean. Hera had made us tuxedos, and I did not know where the hell Dipsy was. "Here are your tuxedos" said Hera. They were silky and black, with a black tie and a red corsage. Hera had a beautiful crimson dress, long and thin, practically not fitting her due to her incredibly short size.
It was an hour before the people from NITAC came. The table was completely set and everything was all set. Except for one thing, the food Dipsy had prepared was wrong. One chunk of meat was purple and the other red. "DIPSY WHAT THE HELL IS THIS?" "It's a long story," replied Dipsy
Dipsys flashback:
Twinkie winkie and po: Hello Dipsy!
Dipsy: Hi guys! Want to see whats in the bag?
Po: Yeah!
Dipsy: ( takes out gun from bag, aims gun at them and clicks it)
End of flashback
"Whatever," Hippo said. "We'll eat it but don't mention anything about what it is our where you got it." "But" Dipsy talked back. "Just do it!" Hippo shouted, "Now put on your tux." "I would," replied Dipsy, "But I kind of can't." Hera came over to him with the tux. She struggled to put it on him so hard that it caused his left arm to fall off. "OH MY GOD!" he screamed at the top of his lungs. Hera then realized that it would just be better if he didn't wear a suit.